Fourth, the taming of the shrew
Yin Lan thought that Xiao E was short, ugly, and half disabled, so she was reluctant, but she didn't have a job, and with Xiao E, she had a place to eat; There were three times when she used a kitchen knife to rehearse Xiao E's head after he fell asleep, but suddenly a white light came from the window, illuminating half of the bedroom, she felt weird, but she was not afraid, and she could only give up killing her husband.
It turned out that the white light was shining by the landlord with a miner's lamp.
The landlord's eldest brother specializes in scrap collection, and the yard of his house is full of scrap iron, scrap copper and old wires. At one time, someone sold him an old set of surveillance equipment, and he installed it in his home and installed a camera in his rental house, but fortunately he was married, or he would do some bad things. He often watches videos of Xiao E's quarrels, and Yin Lan always wins, but the two have very little sex. But Yan Hu and Yin Lan's cheating scenes were all recorded by him. Several times as soon as Xiao E left with his front foot, Yan Hu stepped into the door of his house with his back foot, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he asked his daughter-in-law to stop him. Yan Hu was not afraid, and threatened: I know all the things you have done.
The two thought that the camera had been discovered and did not dare to make a noise. In fact, it is to scare those who are afraid of things. The landlord had to tell Xiao E that the emperor's daughter-in-law had also stolen people in the past, and that was the case when he wanted to open it.
Xiao E was confused by what he said about the second monk, and he was kept in the dark.
In the middle of the night, the landlord was going to watch the performance again, and suddenly saw Yin Lan using a kitchen knife to cut off the man's head, and screamed in fright, his daughter-in-law was awakened, saying that we can't care, the woman's good looks are Yan Hu, and Yan Hu's family is a bully. The landlord said that our family is going to die, who is going to come to our house to rent a house?
The landlord just wanted to knock on the door, but when he thought it was inappropriate, he shone the glass window with a miner's lamp and went back to his house.
The next day was fine, Xiao E still went to work, but he was in a bad mood.
The landlord is used to it, but it is still necessary to protect it secretly, after all, the house is his own.
Pan Jinlian can be forgiven for killing her husband, but Yin Lan can't. Because Pan Jinlian was forced.
When he was a teacher, Xiao E played the male protagonist of "The Taming of the Shrew" (Shakespeare's comedy), Petruccio, and he still remembers the description of the Catherine in the play: "If she married that stinky man, she would smash his nose with a three-legged bench and paint him with a flower face to make people laugh." She doesn't want to be a good woman who listens to people in everything, like a three-year-old child, or is at the mercy of others like a wooden man. And in reality, Yin Lan is more irritable, willful and perverse than her, and can even be described as morally corrupt. In the days after her marriage, in the name of loving his wife, Petruccio made her suffer from hunger, cold, and toil, and was misunderstood. In the end, Catherina became a well-known and virtuous wife in the city. Xiao E wanted to try to do this, once snatched the steamed bun in her hand, said that if she didn't go to work, she wouldn't eat, and was scolded by Yin Lan for a dog blood spray, and the newly bought color TV was smashed. Once on the road, he even hooked shoulders with a little fresh meat in front of him, and kissed to show "revenge". In the name of Xiao E's suspicion of her, she quit her job. In fact, she worked at the Four Devils and never received a salary at all. In her words, it's all about playing.
Yin Lan has been pampered since she was a child, she wants the stars not to give the moon, where she has suffered anything, and she always has to be held by someone to live happily. Seeing that Xiao E looks like an ugly monster, he hates it so much that the roots of his teeth itch, and those handsome guys don't come to chase him, it's really a bad time. If a woman doesn't have a few good matches, there is no point in living. This is her outlook on life, and it is also the old tradition of her family - grandpa got married three times, dad three times, and brother had multiple lovers. When I saw the wedding float or the rainbow gate coming home, I cried and scolded those men for not being long-sighted. In the end, Xiao E sued for divorce, and she went to the province to hide for more than a year. During this period, the old man brought a group of relatives to make trouble, kicked Xiao E twice, and said angrily: If you don't look for a good match, you are not allowed to find others? If you dare to divorce, I will scold your ancestors for eight generations. Retribution came so quickly, he was in a car accident on the way home, one leg was crushed, and his little daughter-in-law left him. The marriage fell into a protracted cold war, and Xiao E's life after marriage was simply a tragedy.
In the third year after marriage, that is, the second year after Yin Lan ran away, she came back with her brother Yin Wang.
The night before, Xiao E was practicing and meditating, and as soon as he was settled, suddenly a woman with a disheveled hair stood in front of him. She said that she was the daughter-in-law of Yin Wang, who was killed. She wants revenge and wants you to stay out of business.
Xiao E heard Yin Li talk about this last year. It turned out that three months after Yin Wang got married, he was tired of his daughter-in-law, and he played with other women outside, causing the anger of his husband, who followed him to his home, and strangled his daughter-in-law to death while Yin Wang was not at home. The mother-in-law asked him to settle accounts, but Yin Wang's father and son scolded them instead.
The woman said that she would not let the people in their family die well.
After graduating from Yinwang Technical School, he worked in a private enterprise, and saw that his boss was very envious of all day drinking, so he resigned and started a business. He wasted all the money that my father smuggled rare earths, spent it on women, and borrowed usury. I really couldn't pay it back, so I went to rob and was sentenced to three years.
Xiao E understands that Yin Wang's crime is also supported by ghosts.
Yin Wang was lean, with long hair, a wine bottle in his hand, a cigarette in his mouth, and said drunkly: "I heard that you want a divorce, okay - take a million and put it here first." I'm not afraid of anyone, isn't it just that I've been in prison for three years! Lao Tzu can also do Ma Yun when he makes a comeback, and tell you that I am also a college student, and I have already studied "Capital" thoroughly in it, and it is very easy for capitalists to make money by extracting the surplus value of workers. ”
Yin Li and her husband also persuaded Xiao E to stop making trouble, saying that Yin Lan was determined to change her past mistakes and live a good life.
Yin Wang said to his eldest brother-in-law: "You prepare 500,000 yuan as soon as possible, and I am ready to buy arms and eliminate these dog-day peasants, who have robbed us of our jobs." ”
Yin Li also came to the task: "Kill, not a single nobleman who will be left, only the nobles who eat the grain from the treasury, establish a completely free country, whoever you want, and marry freely." If you don't listen to me, kill!"
Yin Wang seemed to think of something again, and said, "Xiao E, you can find me a partner, if you want to be beautiful, the teacher can do it." ”
"Aren't you a lover, why do you still need it?" asked Xiao E timidly.
"I've had ten of them, but it's not new. He said proudly, "This is a kind of ability, and some people don't have one." Haha!"
Yin Lan borrowed 10,000 yuan from her sister Yin Li, and Yin Wang bought several pistols from the Internet, but they were all fake - toy guns. Yin Li's whole body trembled.
But the ** thing was still leaked, and a week later, the police came to the door, Yin Li said that her brother had a nervous problem, and he was sent to a psychiatric hospital in the afternoon.
Yin Li is not stupid, knowing that there is no good life for this labor prisoner at home, the couple discussed and sent him to a psychiatric hospital, where they don't have to pay money, and they live for nothing. But the hospital didn't accept it at first, saying that he had no mental problems, but his three views were not correct. After Yin Li asked her husband to dredge up the relationship, she was taken in by the hospital.
In a psychiatric hospital, he told the patients about "Capital" and successful entrepreneurship, but he did not develop into a believer except for being beaten a few times. After Yin Wang was discharged from the psychiatric hospital half a year later, he decided to develop two nephews as the first believers.
Three years later, Yin Wang died in a psychiatric hospital due to hereditary liver cancer and venereal diseases at the age of 41. Then Yin Lan's father was also killed because of gambling debts. Before his death, he always thought that he was strict with his children, "Don't look at me eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling all day long, but I am very strict with my children." "His so-called strictness is actually scolding children, doting on them when they are young, and beating and scolding them when they grow up.
Soon after the old man's death, once Xiao E had a dream, he dreamed that he came to the house suddenly, he said to come to see his daughter, and Xiao E was about to get angry, he immediately floated to the small toon tree on the balcony and disappeared.
Yin Lan bought *** and wanted to kill Xiao E, so that she could be with Yan Hu all day long. But on this day, my sister Yin Li came to eat at home, and it was a week to eat. She said to Xiao E: "My brother-in-law and I are both laid off, who will you eat if you don't eat?"
"What kind of bear society, let us eat the laid-off of the treasury grain. Yin Lan scolded the county ** when she thought about it.
Yin Li also sighed. In order to be able to eat, the sisters were sent back to their hometown by their father, and he himself spent all day drinking, eating, drinking and having fun, Yin Lan hated him very much, even though he was dead.
Then the two of them started to make a family routine, and Yin Lan quietly said that Yan Hu often came and cared about them and the couple very much. Yin Li said that you should be careful, don't be touched by Xiao E. But people have the ability, and now they say that they want to be the principal.
"Hey--- Xiao E, Yan Hu is the principal?" Yin Yu asked Xiao E, who had just entered the door.
"I haven't heard of it. Little E said disdainfully.
Yin Lan pursed her lips and said, "Your eyes are red." ”
Xiao E thought: Yan Hu is a, and everyone on the earth knows it. But if he does it, his hard life will come.
"There are a lot of toon buds, let's fry the spring sprouts today. After Yin Lan finished speaking, she went to pick the tsubaki buds, washed them neatly, then poured the oil into the pot and turned on the multi-star pot switch.
Yin Li reconciled the batter and put the washed spring sprouts in a sea bowl and mixed well. When the oil is hot, pick up a spring bud with chopsticks and put it in the oil pot.
"Bang" A fireball jumped up a meter high from the pot, and at the same time I heard a scream of "Ah!" that was heart-rending and the oil pan exploded.
Little E ordered them to get out of the way, and took the soil cover from the balcony to extinguish the fire, which was ready to be used to plant flowers.
All three of them heard it, and the scream was clearly their father's, but no one said it, and no one mentioned it.
Yin Li never came back until they moved.
Yin Lan was also a little scared, and planned not to kill Xiao E anymore.