Chapter 257: In "Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth".

In Xiao Yang's parallel world, "Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth" is definitely a classic cross talk, and the performers are Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong.

Now that Xiao Yang is using it in this world, although Xiao Yang is not completely sure, although he may not be able to become a classic in this world, he is still confident that he can at least give the audience a lot of fun.

On the stage, Xiao Yang was afraid, "Oh, when I looked up, there was a big tiger lying on my stomach not far away, which scared me so much that my voice changed......!" Mother...... Yikes......"

Everyone is happy, it's a pity that you don't act, and the performance is too good, it's just three points.

The cross talk of "Escape from the Tiger's Mouth", in addition to relying on the mouth. It also depends on stage performances, especially the horror of the little people.

So without a bit of stage performance, it is difficult to say that this cross talk is good, and the reason why Xiao Yang doesn't let others say it is that he can't tell others the kind of effect he wants.

The key to the art of cross talk depends on people!

For example, it is also Guo Degang cross talk, if you change to Li Degang to perform, then everyone will probably not be happy.

In front of the TV, Xiao Long and the others were also amused, but the more happy they were, the more unpleasant Xiao Xiu and Xiao Da's faces became.

They've been slapped in the face.

They are old viewers of the Spring Festival Gala, if Xiao Yang can't speak cross talk, then others can't.

After Xiao Hu and the others were happy, they suddenly found that Xiao Yang, who they had always looked down on, seemed to be different from before, and this was a real skill.

Stage.

Hu Feihua was happy: "Why do you call the tiger Mom?"

Everyone laughed, this can also be a burden.

Xiao Yang shuddered: "It's not okay to call Mom, it's not okay to call Grandma! The young man is more than 120 pounds, and the bones and meat are just a noon meal for the tiger. ”

Hu Feihua hurriedly persuaded: "Don't worry, we can slowly figure out a way." ”

Xiao Yang swallowed his saliva: "It's really a big head! I secretly glanced at the tiger at that time, don't say it, it's really good!"

Hu Feihua was happy: "The tiger didn't see you?"

Xiao Yang said: "You are exchanging feelings with me!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, you have a very strong quality in your heart.

Hu Feihua said: "Ah, chat, what is it staring at?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "As soon as this tiger kicked me, my brain was excited, and many heroic images emerged!"

Hu Feihua smiled: "Hey! It's a hero image!"

"Hahaha......" audience size.

At the same time, many audiences in Beijing were also attracted by the cross talk of the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala.

"These two young men are really good!"

"You can take a look!"

"Look at the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala!"

More and more audiences are attracted by the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala.

The stage of the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala.

Xiao Yang continued: "I looked up and saw that many people were looking at me, we are the youth of the times, and we can't embarrass young people when we fall into the mouth of a tiger in front of so many people!"

Hu Feihua echoed: "That's!"

Xiao Yang said: "In the past, you listened to the Peking opera "Wu Song Fights the Tiger", do you think it is good?"

Hu Feihua nodded: "Wow!"

Xiao Yang crossed his waist and said, "Okay, that's fake! Today, buddy is here to practice for real! It really opens your eyes!"

"Haha......" everyone was happy.

Hu Feihua smiled: "Oh, if you want to fight the tiger, you can really do it." ”

"Okay what?"

"Good idea. ”

"That's a good idea, you have to stand up on your legs!"

Xiao Yang's legs were trembling.

When everyone saw Xiao Yang's funny appearance, they laughed again.

Hu Feihua was also happy: "My emotional legs are weak!"

Xiao Yang said: "I thought so at the time. ”

Hu Feihua asked, "What are you considering?"

"We've all been educated about the legal system, haven't we? ”

"That's it. ”

"Do you know that there is an Animal Protection Act?"

"Yes. ”

"Whoever kills the tiger will be sentenced to two years in prison!"

Xiao Yang was helpless.

Everyone laughed, at this time you kid is still thinking about protecting animals.

Hu Feihua couldn't help but be happy: "Your concept of the legal system is quite strong. ”

Xiao Yang was helpless: "Who do you say this is the law? I broke the law by beating the tiger, and the tiger ate me for nothing?"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone is laughing, please don't tease.

"That's to protect wildlife," Hu said. ”

Xiao Yang said: "You protect women and children, but why do you protect wild animals?"

Hu Feihua said: "Then we must also protect." ”

Xiao Yang suddenly said: "I'm thinking about it here, it's messy up there." Someone shouted, "Someone, hurry up, save someone, someone fell into the tiger's hole!" Someone cheered me onβ€”hey, buddy, hold on!"

Speaking of this, Xiao Yang snorted lightly: "These people are really funny! Hold on? What kind of place is this? Can I stand it? You really don't have a backache when you stand and talk, you come down and stand up for me to see!"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone slapped their thighs with laughter.

Everyone said in their hearts, you must hold on, you can't stand it, how can we continue to watch.

Hu Feihua comforted: "Aren't people anxious about you?"

Xiao Yang said: "That can't be so messy! An old man shouted to me-kid, there has to be a guy who fights tigers, come, throw me this crutch to you!"

Everyone laughed, this uncle is very caring.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Crutches?"

Xiao Yang said: "There is a sister-in-law called me - brother, do you want a knife?

Everyone is happy, are you sure that the fruit knife can kill the tiger?

Hu Feihua was amused: "Hey! Look at these two weapons. ”

Xiao Yang said: "There is also an idea to throw a brick into it for me to step on and climb up, and there is an idea to throw a cigarette for me to take a puff to lift my spirit." An old lady has a really good heart and a kind heart, and tears came out, and she lay on the side and shouted to me - child, give you a pen, if you have anything to write down first!"

Hu Feihua laughed: "This old lady is really interesting, being handsome means having an advantage, and the eldest lady cherishes it." ”

"Haha......"

Everyone's mouths were about to laugh sour.

You two living treasures, are you willing to euthanize us to death?

Xiao Yang said: "Look, no one has come out to organize the organization, even if a temporary group to save people is set up first!"

Hu Feihua laughed: "Then where is the time?"

Everyone also laughed, you also set up a temporary team, and the establishment of an accident investigation team is almost the same.

Stage.

Xiao Yang said, "Then will it work to throw this fruit knife and crutch?"

Hu Feihua said: "These two weapons are almost meaningless to fight tigers, if there is a special soldier, it would be good to give you a gun." ”

Xiao Yang was aggrieved: "The reality is very cruel! The tiger is lazy, what do I want these knives and crutches for, stabbing the tiger with crutches?"

Everyone laughed, and tears burst into their eyes.

Hu Feihua hurriedly said: "Hey, that must stab the tiger in the spirit." ”

Xiao Yang said, "Besides, the old man above, what kind of eyes do you have? Look at your crutch throwing this place." ”

Hu Feihua asked slowly: "What place?"

Xiao Yang said: "Just throw the back of the tiger's buttocks! As soon as I reached it, I almost grabbed it on the tiger's tail!"

Hu Feihua hurriedly said, "Ouch, don't move!"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone laughed until their mouths cramped, and the old man did bad things with good intentions.

Not only did the audience laugh, but the audience in front of the TV was also conquered by the combination of Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua.

The popularity of the two of them has skyrocketed one after another!