Chapter 374: Find the Toilet and Drink Again!
Finally, I would like to remind you again:" Yu Zehai looked at the hot eyes in front of him because of excessive excitement, and said lightly: "No matter what kind of cultivation system the martial artists are, they are secretly abiding by an unwritten agreement in the ancient martial arts world, that is, they can't show supernatural power in front of ordinary people, they can't affect the social order, and they can't do bad things!"
"Chivalry is forbidden by force. ”
"Since ancient times, the warriors and the yamen have been two groups that have been-for-tat and-for-tat. Why is this? Because of the reckless rivers and lakes! Have you watched the TV series with ancient costumes? Those heroes of the green forest, along the way, they went chivalrous and righteous swords, and when they saw injustice, they drew their swords to help each other, came and went without a trace, robbed the rich and helped the poor, and punished corrupt officials and corrupt officials...... In today's terms, they are the largest group of restless people in society who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic!"
"It is precisely in order to curb this hidden danger in society that it cannot become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China. ”
"You are not allowed to become a spirit here, don't simply think that the yamen does not allow any demon beasts and spirit beasts to appear, in fact, this 'can't become a spirit' also strictly restricts a real martial artist like us from appearing in front of the world openly. Therefore, now many people will scoff at the mention of martial arts and cultivation, and they all feel that those are all apocryphal things that deceive people, they are legendary myths, and the root is here. ”
"But in fact, the group of warriors has always existed since ancient times!"
In the eyes of the world, the special forces king is the blade of the country, the highest and most sophisticated force in the hands of the country, however, like any elite soldier king, it is nothing more than a group of rookies and cannon fodder who attract firepower on the surface. ”
"The true blade of the nation, the real trump card, most of you have already seen it. That's right! It's the organization of those guys who have been to our village several times before. This team is the real cutting-edge force of the country, they are responsible for monitoring the movements of domestic warriors on the one hand, and on the other hand, they are also responsible for dealing with some supernatural events at home and abroad, as well as dealing with the competition and challenges of the international community!"
Speaking of this, Yu Zehai glanced at Zhou Tong with a smile and said lightly: "Zhou Tong, now you can understand how stupid your original approach was, right? Like our small Shenshui City, there is a third-rate master who has been in charge for a long time, and how many large, medium, and small cities are there in the country? Do your own calculations, how powerful is this team? Do you think that you are a small third-rate master, do you have the ability to do wind and rain all these years? Or do you have a big life?"
"Wrong!"
"Big mistake, big mistake!"
"It's someone above who doesn't want you to die, and can't bear to watch the Zhou family, which was originally one of the eight major families in the capital, become history and disappear. What's more, there were too many things involved in your Zhou family's affairs at the beginning, so some people have repeatedly tolerated what you did, until today!"
"We live in a society with a sound legal system, that is, no matter how angry and unwilling you are, no matter how difficult you are, everything has to be done strictly according to the laws of the world. If you are short of money, you can earn it by normal means, and if you need goods, you can exchange money fairly and fairly. Think about it, if everyone has the kind of mentality you have, and will do whatever it takes to get the end, then can I understand that now that your boss is already a little capable, as long as I see someone in the house in the future, I will use my 'superpowers' to steal it, grab it, and come over?"
"Don't worry, if you let a real martial arts master be a thief, he is definitely a top thief, what he will do is not leaving any tail, that is, with the most advanced monitoring instruments today, he may not be able to search for the slightest clue afterwards, if you don't believe it, you go down to ask Wang Lang in private, see if he can do it?"
"I don't use Zhou Tong's incident as a negative teaching material, but I want to tell everyone here that the group of martial artists is used to being free and loose, and with their own strength, they often do things as they want without a single child, so they must develop strict self-restraint. ”
"Everyone wants to be free, but you should know that there is no such thing as absolute freedom in this world. Even those countries in the West that claim to be democratic, free, and human rights are nothing more than deceiving themselves and others by pulling the fig leaf of public opinion. ”
"Because of this, the existence of the Yamen team is a good thing for us warriors. It's like having a small tree on the side of the road, if no one takes care of it, it will still grow well, but it may not become a tree, and if someone prunes it, the little tree will soon grow into a pillar. So, let me ask all of you, if you were that little tree, would you be happy even though you had grown up, and would you like the person you pruned?"
"No!"
"Because for human beings, it is a good thing for a tree to grow into a tree, but for that little tree, it is like cutting off a lot of branches on a person's body, and you forcibly cut off its limbs, do you think it can be happy?"
"Back to the topic just now, we warriors are looking for power, which is understandable, and no one interferes with you, but if you do whatever it takes to pursue power, and even seriously interfere with and affect the lives of ordinary people, then someone will stand up and cut the meat, and when things develop to that point, no one can save you! Don't think I'm talking about the Arabian Nights, the martial artists attack ordinary people, in addition to the most common burning, killing and looting, like what to collect yin and replenish yang, absorb essence and blood, and steal more luck......"
"Now the times are different, the era of the end of the law, the aura of heaven and earth is thin, the martial arts are in decline, and the scientific and technological civilization is at its peak, with the emergence of thermal weapons, the status of the warrior is even more embarrassing, and no matter how high the kung fu is, I am afraid that the kitchen knife will become an eternal pain in the heart of the warrior for a while. But despite this, there are still many people who are dying, challenging the bottom line of the iron law of the ancient martial arts world and the secular law, which is really sad!"
"Of course, I'm not going to pretend to be grandchildren when everyone goes out in the future. ”
"If people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone!"
"Cultivators never take the initiative to cause trouble. For example, Zhou Tong, such as Wang Lang, when you have the current strength, you will find that those ordinary people are like a little ant in your eyes, and you can talk about it, an elephant will not get along with an ant? But there will always be no shortage of people who die in this society. If there is a deliberate provocation of the little ant who does not open his eyes, as long as he takes advantage of the reason, he will teach me a cruel lesson, and the dignity of the warrior cannot be violated!"
"Of course, there is a big premise that when you teach others, you must not expose your 'supernatural' abilities at will, and you must not cause human life. ”
Speaking of this, Yu Zehai's hand instantly had an extra bottle of spiritual spring, he poured himself a sip, and then waved his hand again, and a large number of drink bottles instantly appeared in front of everyone. Seeing everyone's confused faces, Yu Zehai said with a smile: "Okay, let's stop tonight's class." Now everyone comes and gets a bottle of drink back, remember, find the toilet and drink again. Get it and get out, and gather on the lawn of the big playground at five o'clock tomorrow morning!"
"Why do you want to find a toilet and drink again?"
Someone asked with a strange face after getting the drink bottle containing the spiritual spring.
Without him!
What no one could have imagined was that Yu Zehai actually said such a sentence - drink after finding the toilet, you must know that since ancient times, the toilet has been a dirty place for Gong, but when it comes to eating and drinking, I haven't heard anyone say that it will be taken to the toilet, which is really strange!
"Because after drinking it, you will have diarrhea, and it is immediate, never more than three seconds. ”
Huzi took the drink bottle and sniffed it in front of his nose, and said angrily: "However, this thing is an absolutely priceless treasure, it is the only one in the world, and there is no other semicolon!" After speaking, Huzi walked with a step that his six relatives did not recognize, and quickly left with a small bottle of spiritual spring, leaving a person in the messy place.
All of this obviously has nothing to do with Yu Zehai.
At this time, Yu Zehai was struggling to cut meat and feed the beasts in the courtyard dam.
These little guys in the family, each have a quenching pill every day, and eat a meal of fierce beast meat every night, just like Yu Zehai said, these little guys are now his 'family', so as long as Yu Zehai has them, he will never be stingy with them, such as Lingquan, he will drink to his heart's content; for example, if the quenching pill has just been refined, it will be supplied first; for example, the fierce beast meat, try to let go of it!
"When you're full, go to bed!"
Yu Zehai touched the heads of these little guys one by one, and said with a smile.
He also hoped that one day, these little ones in the family would eventually be able to successfully evolve into lightning-like spirit beasts, but the difficulty of this was far more demanding than Yu Zehai imagined.
Spirit beasts and beasts, although they are one word apart, are thousands of miles apart.
To put it simply, beasts are a group of animals that have no intelligence and rely entirely on their own instincts to survive, while spirit beasts have initial wisdom, and the gap between them is like that between cultivators and mortals.
The evolution of a beast into a spirit beast is extremely harsh, and the demand for spiritual energy alone is staggering. Beasts have no wisdom, they can only rely on primitive wildness and instinct to devour each other, so as to strengthen themselves, even spirit beasts, their cultivation methods are also clumsy and primitive, before they get the inheritance memory, they completely rely on sufficient aura, as well as various elixirs and spiritual herbs to improve their strength!
Human beings, on the other hand, possess martial arts and mental methods, and only need to run the mental mantras in their bodies to form a vortex of vitality and absorb and refine the free heaven and earth spiritual qi in the air.
In addition, whether it is a beast or a spirit beast, they have a strong physical body, a long lifespan, and the cultivation method is sleeping, which are all advantages that human beings are extremely envious. But at the same time, they have fatal flaws, such as low intelligence, the cultivation resources required for promotion are very large, and the promotion is slow, and so on.
Merely.
The most important thing Yu Zehai lacks is time, and there are cultivation resources, isn't it?