Chapter 384: Life is like a play, all depends on acting skills
"Oops, my foot hurts, I just hit it and I hurt to death. Zhang Tong sat on the ground rubbing his left foot with one hand while looking at Jiang Hua. Jiang Hua almost laughed angrily when she looked at Zhang Tong's appearance, she sneered: "What are you pretending to be! I just came from here when I saw that you kicked out that corner of the majestic!"
"Where, there's nothing!" Zhang Tong hurriedly waved his hand: "I just returned to the light!"
Jiang Hua looked Zhang Tong up and down: "It doesn't look like it, isn't this alive?"
"Eh, I used the wrong word, don't care so much. Zhang Tong didn't care about the fact that he had just said the wrong thing: "That's what it means anyway." I just saw that guy was going to kill the police comrade. So in a hurry, I drove the thing called adrenaline in my body. Then one of them stood up in a hurry, and then kicked it out, and you have to believe me!"
Now that the scene has been controlled, the Huaihai small traffic police have made a great contribution, and they have captured four suspects alone (of course, including Zhang Tong's life-saving kick.) )。
And Jiang Hua and others, who got the news of Zhang Tong and rushed over, also helped to clean up the tail sweeping work behind. And Jiang Hua recognized at a glance that the unlucky guy in the trunk was Xu Tian he saw earlier. But now Xu Tian is too miserable, it looks like his hands and feet have been twisted, and they have become the same shape as twisted flowers.
So when the ambulance came, Jiang Hua gave priority to arranging for Xu Tian to get in the car. Although it is still unclear what kind of contradiction Xu Tian and Li Zhiqiang and others have caused. But Li Zhiqiang and others can't escape as criminal suspects. As for the specific situation, it will be interrogated later.
When Jiang Hua and the others were dealing with these things, she deliberately ignored Zhang Tong, who was already beside her. And when Zhang Tong saw such a situation, he immediately exerted his acting skills, he sat on the ground and hugged his leg and said: "Oops, my leg is going to break, it's broken." Originally, the traffic policeman who was rescued by Jiang Hua wanted to come to see Zhang Tong, but Zhang Tong suddenly scared him away with a fierce face. I don't know why, when the traffic policeman wanted to get close to him, he suddenly felt a very dangerous feeling, and then subconsciously didn't get close.
Then Zhang Tong continued to hold his legs and roar there. Jiang Hua felt annoying to hear all the time, and couldn't help but stand next to Zhang Tong and start taunting him, Zhang Tong stopped calling at this time.
"It really hurts!" Zhang Tong's mouth grinned, his eyes slanted, and he looked like he was in pain. But in fact, his eyes have been quietly looking at Jiang Hua. Jiang Hua raised her head and looked into the distance, completely ignoring Zhang Tong, she hugged her chest with both hands: "Oh, that's it." Wait a minute. The ambulance will be here in a moment. ”
"Eh, won't you help me take a look?!"
"I'm not a doctor, I can't see anywhere. ”
"No, don't you care how I got here?"
"Takeaway, how else can you get it? Jiang Hua rolled his eyes, but he just didn't answer Zhang Tong's words. At this time, whoever answers the stubble will fall into the wind, and this wind direction must be grasped well, otherwise it will be very passive after a while.
And Zhang Tong was almost angry by Jiang Hua's words. And Jiang Hua's team members silently cleaned up the battlefield, and at the same time silently slowly moved away from the two people. At the same time, he also pulled away the traffic police comrades who couldn't figure out the situation: "This traffic police brother, come and help me tie up this fat man." ”
"Isn't the strapping rope for you?"
"I mean, you come over and help me get him out. ”
"Why move out?"
"Eh, I said why are you so many, why did you grow up eating 100,000 yuan?! Come and help!"
The investigator of the Special Investigation Department who called the traffic police away muttered inwardly: With your IQ, even if you solve a big case, I'm afraid you won't be able to get promoted to a big official.
Zhang Tong lay on the ground and hammered the cement floor: "The conscience of heaven and earth! My store is in Putuo, and Xintiandi is in Huangpu. Is there any takeaway that can be delivered so far across the district!"
"If someone else gives a lot of money, you don't just give it away. Jiang Hua still looked indifferent. Anyway, she just doesn't live or die. People who pretend to be confused are the most annoying, it's like people who can't wake up and pretend to be asleep, and you can't do anything about this kind of person if you jump in anger.
Zhang Tong was helpless: "Then you don't care about my legs? I just had a car accident! Look, I was hit by a Mercedes-Benz, and you can see that my little electric donkey was damaged." ”
"Oh, it's so pitiful!" Jiang Hua suddenly changed his face and said in a very concerned tone: "It's really pitiful!"
"Yes, I'm very ......" Zhang Tong felt that his sympathetic strategy was effective, but he was interrupted by Jiang Hua before he finished his words, Jiang Hua walked to the side of the battery car, helped the fallen battery car up, looked up and down, and said: "This battery car is really pitiful, this collision is afraid that it will cost a lot of money to repair." ”
Zhang Tong: ........................
At this moment, Zhang Tong understood that no matter what he did, he must not make the person he likes angry. Because once the person you like gets angry, there's nothing you can do. She can always use all kinds of means to you off, and you can't do anything to her.
Jiang Hua didn't believe that Zhang Tong was injured at all, because she saw it clearly just now, Zhang Tong kicked it out and looked majestic. The driver, who was five big and three thick, was kicked by him, foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyes and fainting. It's good to help him get rid of the trouble of attacking the suspect, and you want to let yourself cooperate with his performance? impossible!
Jiang Hua sang in his heart: I should have cooperated with you to perform, but I turned a blind eye~
Zhang Tong had no choice, he could only pretend to get up from the ground, and then pretended that his left leg was injured, and jumped up and down next to Jiang Hua: "I came to Xintiandi to find you." ”
"Oh. Jiang Hua replied indifferently: "Is there something wrong?"
Zhang Tong stretched out his hand and wanted to put it on Jiang Hua's shoulder and asked her to 'help' herself. However, Jiang Hua avoided a step without a trace, and Zhang Tong's plan fell through.
Oh, it's so angry, but keep smiling. Zhang Tong could only continue: "You just ran too fast from the store. ”
"So what?" Jiang Hua stood in a figure-eight step with his hands on his chest and legs, looking at a graceful posture, tilting his head, and looking at Zhang Tong with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Zhang Tong pretended to limp and jumped next to the battery car, then opened the seat cushion of the battery car and took out a well-packaged small cake from the storage compartment under the seat of the battery car. This cake is really amazing, after such a strong impact, it didn't rot. That is, the cream top on the top of the cake is just a little sloping.
Zhang Tong jumped and handed the small piece of strawberry mousse into Jiang Hua's hand, and then said: "Didn't you say before that the strawberry mousse in the newly opened pastry shop around the corner is delicious? It's just that there are too many people in line, and you don't buy it every time." I originally bought the strawberry mousse today, and you're going too fast. I don't even have time to give it to you. So after you go out, I'll just run after you. I went to the office first, and then I got the news that you have come to Xintiandi. So I rode to Xintiandi. ”
"Hmm, you don't have to do business, go to Xintiandi to bring me a mousse cake?" Jiang Hua looked Zhang Tong up and down.
Zhang Tong nodded: "Well." This cake will not taste good if it is left the next day. So now you can eat it quickly. As he spoke, Zhang Tong opened the strawberry mousse package for Jiang Hua, and then took out the disposable spoon that had been prepared and handed it to Jiang Hua.
Jiang Hua took the strawberry mousse handed over by Zhang Tong, and she raised her eyebrows.
At this time, Zhang Tong quietly stretched out his hand and put it on Jiang Hua's shoulder, wanting her to help 'help' his wounded, but this time Jiang Hua did not dodge. Although Jiang Hua was very curious, Zhang Tong was obviously injured in his left leg and jumped just now, but after taking a cake, he became injured in his right leg and jumped and jumped. But it doesn't matter, it's hard to dismantle.