"I wish you a blessed life and a happy birthday, every year has today, every year has a ...... today"

Zhao Guanren clapped his hands and shouted loudly, Concubine Long and the little county lord stood side by side, closed their eyes and folded their hands at his request, and after making a wish, they both blew out the cake on the table, but when the two women straightened up, two cold lights suddenly shot at him.

"Cut the cake, everyone sit down......"

Zhao Guanren greeted all the concubines with a stiff smile, all the concubines with a little status came over, and opened four tables in the Yongning Palace, after cutting the cake, he pretended to toast, and sat down among the concubines with a hippie smile, with an expression that no one could see me.

"King Zhao, you sit next to this king, what kind of ......system do you sit there?"

Concubine Long shouted coldly, Zhao Guanren had to stand up with a bitter face, before Concubine Long rushed into the inner room, and happened to see the little county lord with a cloak scattered, sitting on the bed and holding a dragon belly pocket, which was naturally accidentally left by Zhao Guanren.

After the aunt and nephew glanced at each other, no one spoke, Concubine Long stepped forward and took the dragon's belly pocket and put it away, followed as if nothing had happened, she walked out and greeted everyone to sit down with a pleasant face, but the eyes that looked at Zhao Guanren were like eating people.

"You sit here, I have a vacant seat here......"

The little county lord smiled and beckoned his hand, the two of them were sitting in the middle of the big round table, one left and one right each had a vacant seat, although Concubine Long didn't say anything, but she was warning Zhao Guanren with her eyes, you dare to sit there and try it!

"Come on, all the beauties have come over, I'll play a trick to help everyone......"

Zhao Guanren squeezed into the middle of the aunt and nephew, picked up the dishes and chopsticks on the table to perform the water chopsticks, a series of small tricks down, the women who had never seen the world were amazed again and again, and after the trick performance was over, he naturally sat between the aunt and nephew.

"You're so capable, big and small, it's all ......"

Concubine Long took advantage of the time when everyone was talking and laughing, and twisted the flesh in Zhao Guanren's waist, and Zhao Guanren's facial features were distorted, and as a result, the left side of her waist was also painful, only to hear the little county lord say in a cruel voice: "Negative man!

"King Zhao, are you sick, your face is so ugly......

A noble concubine asked with concern, Zhao Guanren hissed a cool breath in his mouth, shivered and picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, and said with a stiff smile: "I took the wrong medicine, I have to go back later, it's too late to take a taxi, no! It's too late to leave the palace!"

"Yongning, why are there two pieces of red on your neck, how did you get it......"

A concubine looked at Yongning again, and there were two obvious kiss marks on Yongning's neck, but Concubine Long Zifei suddenly shrunk her neck and secretly pulled her collar up.

"Gua Sha scraping! Recently, there have been some hot ......."

Yongning smiled generously, and twisted Zhao Guanren's thigh with his right hand, and Concubine Long, who was secretly ashamed, also attacked from the left, only to see Zhao Guanren's painful whole body twitching, twisting around like a monkey spirit, and his face kept changing.

"I'm sorry!"

Zhao Guanren stood up from the stool abruptly and said, "It's about to get dark, I'm a big man staying here to be gossiped about, all the big and small beauties eat slowly, I'll go first!"

"Wait!"

Concubine Long lit a cigarette in the posture of the eldest sister Fan, blew it to him and said: "You can go if you want to! But you have to write a poem, praise all the beauties here in it, and praise the good king to send you out, if the praise is not good, you have to drink the wine here!"

"Zhao Da Shisheng, let's do a song, don't let us down......"

The little county lord stood up with bad intentions, and even asked people to bring over the four tables and sixteen pots of wine, Tan Qingning said a little anxiously: "Your Highness! King Zhao drank a lot at noon, and his face was not quite right at this time, don't force him to drink again!"

"How?"

Concubine Long Zifei cocked Erlang's legs and sneered: "Don't you believe in the literary brilliance of our great poets, what he did."

How many ignorant girls have been fascinated by poetry, how many women have been deceived to go home, don't worry, he will not let me down!"

"Come one! come one! come one ......"

The little county lord clapped his hands and took the lead in coaxing, and the unsuspecting ladies shouted again, it was rare that there was a flower thief in the nunnery, and they didn't want to let the thief leave easily, and it was very cool to flirt a few times.

"Come on! Take pen and ink to ......"

Zhao Guanren suddenly walked to the wall with a heroic spirit, and the clever palace maid had already taken the pen and ink, and he took a brush and said loudly: "All the beauties of the harem, this poem is written for you, and you can experience all kinds of tastes!"

"Good!"

Dozens of ladies gathered happily, as if the prostitutes in the Qinglou had discovered the Oiran, and their eyes were bright and bright, and some people secretly commented on him, saying that his butt was upturned, and that he had thick shoulders, anyway, they were all squinting.

"You don't want to fool around......"

Concubine Long strode to the middle of the women, only to see Zhao Guanren walking the dragon and snake, she followed with a shaking head and reciting: "Hibiscus is not as good as beauty makeup, and the water hall is fragrant." Who is covering the autumn fan with a cry, and waiting for the king with the bright moon in the air!"

“......”

A room of women suddenly quieted, no matter what their true character is, when they go out, they are all dignified and generous harem girls, who have a few taels of ink in their stomachs, this poem makes them carefully taste, and their hearts really give birth to a variety of tastes.

"Hmm! good word......"

Zhao Guanren pretended to look back, and said with a cunning face, none of you have seen it, if you haven't seen it, you can pretend to be forced if you haven't seen it.

"A song "Harem Autumn Resentment" is given to all the beauties, each tastes it, and cherishes it for each ......"

Zhao Guanren wrote the big title on the wall, proudly threw down the brush and walked away, who knew that he had just stepped out of the door, and suddenly cried behind him.

Many widowed mothers are sad from it, lying on the table and crying, women who have not been in the harem can't understand it at all, and the words "Harem Autumn Resentment" simply poke at their hearts.

"Dacai! He's really a talent......

Concubine Long Zifei looked at the poems and burst into tears, and the little county lord stepped forward to gently hold her, leaned on her shoulder and said with tears in her eyes: "Auntie, you always say that others can't climb our royal family, do you think we can climb high this time, it's really a blessing for three lives!"

......

"Hiss~ It's so fucking ruthless, the meat has been ripped off......"

Zhao Guanren grinned into the backyard of the palace, and he didn't dare to alarm his wife and concubine with the scars on his body, otherwise it would be difficult to explain at all if he was discovered, so he could only find a reliable subordinate in the backyard, and as a result, a smell of Chinese medicine was brought to the bamboo forest.

"Qiu Ning, aren't you leaving, how did you decoction the medicine......

Zhao Guanren walked into the hut in the bamboo forest, and Qiu Ning, the "female assassin" who fought with him last night, was squatting at the door of the side room to decoct medicine.

"Ah, the prince is here......"

Qiu Ning hurriedly greeted him and said with a smile: "The slave family will come back after finishing their errands, there are some things that have to be reported to the prince, this medicine is my own dampness medicine, take it to Qin Guiren to remove the dampness in the body, long-term use can not only nourish yin and nourish the skin, but also easier to conceive!"

"You know how to heal?"

Zhao Guanren looked at her in surprise, Qiu Ning nodded and smiled: "I understand a little! My mother is frail and sickly, I urinated to study medical skills, and sought advice from famous doctors, hoping that one day I can completely cure her stubborn disease, and after a long time, I will become half a doctor!"

"You go to the front and find someone, get some alcohol to help disinfect my wound, don't say I'm back......"

Zhao Guanren ran into the house like a thief, Qiu Ning picked up the medicine jar suspiciously, and after a while took the medicine box into the house, only to see Zhao Guanren sitting in the bedroom, gobbling up the rice bowl, and actually wiped out her leftover meals.

"Lord, what happened......

Qiu Ning hurriedly closed the door and walked over, and Zhao Guanren stood with a full burp

got up, untied the robe on her body and let her see it for herself, she immediately covered her mouth and exclaimed.

"Haha~ Which lady did you recruit, it's too ruthless......"

Qiu Ning covered her mouth and laughed again, Zhao Guanren's chest and back were scratched all over the place, and his waist was also blue and purple, but anyone who was a little smarter could see that this was for the little girls to scratch with their claws.

"Don't mention it! Recruit a wildcat......"

Zhao Guanren threw down his clothes and sat back in his chair, Qiu Ning had obviously learned the new disinfection method, took out alcohol and cotton swabs and stepped forward to help him disinfect.

"I guess what......"

Qiu Ning said narrowly: "This is definitely not a married woman, how can someone who comes here hurt like this, plus people complain that you don't come, and deliberately scratch you like this, and this eldest lady's identity is not simple, otherwise you won't hide from your family!"

"Tsk~"

Zhao Guanren exclaimed: "With your observation and logical ability, it's a pity not to go to the Jingdu Guard, by the way! How did you discuss with your family, I have already mentioned it when I went to the court, and when the time comes, your caravan will go with me to Jiguo!"

"I have received the news that the newly established Ministry of Commerce has called my father to ......."

Qiu Ning knelt between his legs to help disinfect his chest, and said with a somewhat gloomy look: "I wanted to be suspended, but today I was given a letter of reconciliation and divorce, so that I could leave the Qu family with dignity, alas~ I married into the Ningguo Mansion for eight years, and in the end it was empty!"

"Your ex-husband should have a concubine, why don't you have a ......?"

Zhao Guanren looked down at her, and Qiu Ning said helplessly: "The children of the family have been in contact with men and women early, he is weak and blindly taking tonics, when I entered the mansion, he was no longer able to carry out normal personnel, and he was able to do it once in a while, and he couldn't get pregnant!"

"Oh! it turned out to be a widow, he should give you this dignity ......"

Zhao Guanren picked up a cigarette and lit it, Qiu Ning was very considerate to help him blow the wound, for fear that the alcohol would hurt him, but this posture was too ambiguous, Qiu Ning also blushed after being shocked, straightened up and squeaked: "You, do you have a wound on your leg?"

"I'll do it myself on my lap, you go to the pen and paper......"

Zhao Guanren got up and sat down at the desk, Qiu Ning obediently picked up his things, took the pen and paper, and quickly put on his clothes, and asked in a low voice: "Lord Wang......! Do you want to rest here tonight in the concubine's body, do you want me to scrub you?"

"Ha~"

Zhao Guanren put down his pen and smiled: "Do you want me to sleep here, it's okay to be honest?"

"I ...... I don't want to ......."

Qiu Ning twisted his fingers and said: "To be honest, you are a little dirty, you are a noble person in our family, and everyone in my family hopes that I can be a concubine for you, and I myself plan to do this, but after all, I just left, and I turned my head to sleep with you, and I felt a little bad in my heart!"

"Straightforward!"

Zhao Guanren nodded and smiled: "Do you love your ex-husband, do you think I'm handsome?"

"Handsome! really good-looking and mighty, but it's a little weird without hair......"

Qiu Ning bit her red lip and said: "My ex-husband didn't treat me well, and he blamed me for not being able to do anything, and he scolded me at every turn, he had already written a letter of resignation, saying that I hated the poor and loved the rich, and couldn't have children, and my father-in-law forced him to change it to a book of divorce, and he ...... And slapped me in the face!"

"It seems that the Ningguo family gave birth to three stupid sons, and none of them are smart......"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You can find a room to sleep in, I can't be discovered by the ladies tonight, otherwise you will have to catch me and get to the bottom of it, you don't have to be a concubine for me, with your ability, you will definitely have a great deed in the future!"

"Thank you for your compassion, the prince is a decent gentleman......"

Qiu Ning excitedly took his clothes and ran out, Zhao Guanren quickly picked up alcohol and cotton swabs, but as soon as he took off his pants, he took a cool breath and scolded sadly: "Little slut!