0519 Sudden Battle
As soon as the weather entered December, the weather was suddenly cold, and passers-by put on big cotton jackets and small cotton pants, but at the end of this year, it was obviously different from previous years, the imperial court vigorously developed commerce and industry, issued a large number of low-interest loans, roads were built everywhere in the country, and all kinds of caravans flowed endlessly.
"Mountained Army!" Creeping forward ......"
"Rebel Scales!" dismount and trap ......"
"First battalion! Steady, don't waste ......"
A shout resounded through the training ground on the outskirts of Beijing, and several thousand people were conducting large-scale training, but it was completely different from normal training, and the soldiers did not practice charging into battle, but specialized in climbing high and low in various obstacles, and had to face cold arrows and surprise attacks from time to time.
"King Zhao's soldiers are trained to attack the city, but are there too few soldiers and horses......
Many generals gathered around the training ground, standing on the high platform and discussing, but a general who guarded the capital said: "This training is all about attacking and defending in the streets and alleys, but thousands of soldiers and horses are definitely not attacking the city, I think it looks like breaking through from the city and marching away!"
"What Lord Zhou said is reasonable, King Zhao is about to send an envoy to Ji Kingdom, and he has to guard against ......"
All the generals nodded in agreement, but before the words were finished, the two troops suddenly rushed to the small mountain in front, and disappeared in front of their eyes in the blink of an eye, and the generals quickly widened their eyes and wondered: "Where are the people?"
"There are holes in the mountains, but what are you doing with this breakthrough practice ...... do?"
The generals were confused, but they heard a sound of swishing, and countless arrows shot out from the mountains and forests, covering almost the entire clearing under the mountain.
"Didn't go into the hole!"
A general exclaimed: "The mountain army is all hiding in the grass, and they are practicing to block the pursuers, no, no, no! Why is the grass moving, is this putting the weeds on their heads, what kind of tricks are they doing?"
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
Suddenly!
There was an earth-shattering explosion, and the generals who had been bombed squatted on the ground suddenly, only to see a large black thing shot out of the mountains and forests, which suddenly exploded in the air a few hundred steps away, and hundreds of wooden centaurs standing in the open space fell down with a bang, and many of the heads that were blown up on the spot flew into the sky.
"What kind of cannon is this, why did it explode in the air, the power is so damn ......"
The generals stood up dumbfounded, but some of them were sharp-eyed and suspicious: "It doesn't seem to be an iron cannon, look at the mountainside on the west side, those artillerymen are carrying something, one of the two is definitely not an iron cannon, and there are people digging a pit in front!"
"Cover your ears! Looks like I'm going to fire again......"
Hundreds of generals hurriedly covered their ears, and looked at the wooden men and wooden horses on the other side, and after a few minutes, they heard a burst of explosions, and round bumps were shot into the sky, and the people in front of the explosion turned on their backs again, and few horses could stand.
"Good boy! This cannon bull is so big, and it runs so fast......"
The generals are all experts in arranging troops, and they can see the value of this at a glance, but before the words fell, a group of people in white jumped out, and quickly carried the "wounded soldiers" out of the position on stretchers, and there were female nurses who lay on the wounded soldiers on the spot and kissed them.
"This, why do you have to kiss your mouth, kissing your mouth can save your life......"
A group of old hats were dumbfounded and suspicious, and a young lieutenant general smiled and said: "My lords, this is called cardiopulmonary resuscitation, which can pull back the wounded whose heart has stopped beating from the ghost gate, and the presence of female nurses can greatly improve the combat effectiveness of the soldiers!"
"Oh, so this is a female nurse, and it's said that each of them is a treasure......"
The old hats nodded their heads suddenly, and the young lieutenant general smiled and said: "This is called the matching of men and women, and I am not tired of fighting, please follow me to the camp, there is a special docent to solve your doubts!"
"Wait!"
A general frowned and said, "Why did you cut off all your long hair, and you didn't know that your parents didn't dare to destroy it, is it the ancestral training for thousands of years?"
"Hehe~ Ladies and gentlemen, the ancients only knew one thing, but they didn't know the other......"
The adjutant general arched his hand and smiled: "We cut our hair is to sacrifice to the sky, pray to the sky for the biological mother and father, which means to burn the body of the child, to prevent disasters and avoid disasters for the parents, and to use sandalwood to feel the sky, if you look closely at His Royal Highness King Yongwang, you can know that she has already cut off a long hair for the emperor!"
"It turns out that there is still this
It's exquisite, I'm really lonely......"
The generals looked at each other, and the deputy general smiled again: "King Zhao personally opened the altar to cast spells, and my dragoons collectively cut their hair and sacrificed to the sky, and the surrounding people came to put their long hair into the Ding furnace in order to stain it, and there was a colorful glow at that time!"
"You like to hide it, and you don't tell us about such important things......
All the generals walked to the camp one after another, and soon came to a large tiled house in the camp, which was completely arranged as a classroom, with desks, podiums and blackboards, and a white wooden sign hanging at the door - Dashun War Lecture Hall!
The generals stopped at the door and wondered: "What does this war mean, what yamen?"
"This is a secret of our army, and those who enter this door are all secret secret service ......"
The adjutant general said with a smile: "The full name of the battle is 'Dashun Strategic Fooling Bureau', while collecting enemy intelligence, spreading rumors that fool the enemy, so that the enemy army can't tell the truth from the false, and is dizzy, the director is His Royal Highness King Zhao, here we call it the bureau!"
"Haha~ The word flickering is used well, so that the thieves flicker, staggering and ......"
All the generals walked into the classroom one after another and took their seats, and the soldiers were curious to watch from the outside, and the things of the Dragoon Legion had already opened their eyes.
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen......"
The three female soldiers strode in from the door, but a group of old hats were dumbfounded, the three female soldiers were all tall and long-legged, white and beautiful, but they were not wearing armor or official robes, but a black German-style military uniform, and walked to the podium and saluted directly.
“......”
The old hats looked at them suspiciously, and the three of them were wearing high leather boots, armed belts, a row of shiny copper buckles on their chests, and two gold-winged collar badges on their stand-up collars.
The leader wears a big cap with a dragon emblem and a straight wool coat, and the royal sister Fan is coveted, and the two female deputies are red berets and silver dragon emblems, both of which are big hips and round bodies, and the shape-shaped military uniforms add a bit of temptation.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce myself first, Xiaguan Qiuning, the head of the Propaganda Department of the Dragoon Legion......"
Qiu Ning took off her slender sheepskin gloves, walked off the podium with long legs and walked down the podium in a dashing manner, and said with a proud smile: "Xiaguan is the docent of this time, responsible for explaining the new equipment of our army, if you have any questions, just ask me, come on! Quickly give you a pot of oolong roasted fairy grass!"
"Upper Immortal Grass!"
The two female soldiers shouted at the door, and a team of little nurses in white immediately walked in, each wearing elegant light makeup, exuding a good smell of perfume, with standard and professional movements and smiles, serving tea to the generals one by one.
If there are modern people here, there must be a feeling of time and space intertwined, one group is the ancients in wide robes and black gauze hats, and the other is capable and neat "modern people", the two groups of people are mixed together, no matter how you look at it, it is a little out of place.
"Tsk~ I didn't drink tea before I lifted my mind, and the nurse really lived up to her reputation......"
When the generals saw the nurses, they were full of energy, some of them were fake and serious, some were unscrupulous, and some asked: "Lord Qiu! Why are these nurses registered, slaves, military households, or artisan households, and women are not chaotic in the army?"
"Nurses are all good names, and the employment documents signed by the legion and the academy belong to the employment relationship......"
Qiu Ning said with a smile: "The soldiers are naturally excited when they see women, but they are not ordinary women, but fairies in white who can save your life, if you are dying on the battlefield and want them to step over you and treat people who are not seriously injured by you, then you can blaspheme!"
"That's not what I said......"
A general waved his hand and said: "The dragoons are an elite division, with plenty of silver, but the border army is bitterly cold, and they can't hit a single girl with artillery.
"What Lord Zhou said is very right, so the low-level troops can't be equipped with nurses, and there are not so many nurses ......"
Qiu Ning said with a smile: "Our nurses and soldiers get along day and night, often singing and dancing, gathering together, usually have a headache and brain fever, they are all taken care of, if someone dares to flirt, the soldiers will rush up, and the life of the molester can not take care of himself!"
"Hehe~ Ladies and gentlemen, no
I must be worried, the wolf has more meat and less meat......"
A head nurse covered his mouth and smiled: "You gentlemen are very conscious, take care of us as sisters, one less distressed piece, at most climb to the arrow tower to see us change clothes, but the change of clothes is not stripped naked, as long as there is strength to fight, look at them!"
"How many of you are in the moon, our Tiger Ben Army is also elite, and it is worthy of nurses......
A general immediately came to his senses, and the head nurse replied with a smile: "Our monthly service is not low, we have fifteen taels of silver per month, and we are only stationed in the camp and do not accompany the army, and the male nurse only goes with the army, if you want to hire it, you can go to the medical college to negotiate!"
"Of course you can't be allowed to join the army, our girl is robbed of people, won't it be a loss......"
Many of the generals laughed, and just as a group of soldiers in different costumes walked in, dressed in all kinds of strange equipment, Tyunin immediately waved the nurses out.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce a few treasures, you will definitely like ......"
Qiu Ning took two pairs of monocular telescopes, handed them to the two generals and said with a smile: "This thing is clairvoyance, as the name suggests, a thousand miles away, close at hand, you can go to the window to have a look, see what words are written on the top of the mountain, stretch to adjust the clarity!"
"Clairvoyance, I look at ......"
The generals came to the window curiously, and looked up the mountain under the guidance of Qiu Ning, and soon an old hat exclaimed: "Oh, ......it! What are you looking at?"
"Who is looking at you? Who is ......?"
The generals took the telescope and looked at it one by one, and after looking carefully, it suddenly dawned on them, it turned out that there was a signboard on the top of the mountain, and three big black characters were written on it - what do you see?
"This is really a baby, no wonder I can see the little nurse changing clothes in the arrow tower, and Lao Tzu will go back to see Widow Ding taking a bath......"
A group of generals were all big and rude, and all kinds of swear words rushed out in amazement, but one of the generals looked at Qiu Ning covetously, and asked with a smile: "Lord Qiu!
"Master Xie Gold Award, Xia Guan is the Minister of the Fourth Grade, let's talk slowly after the meeting......"
Qiu Ning very competently beckoned everyone to sit down, but she did not have the demeanor of a female general, she was completely like a female boss, and successively showed tin cans, tactical vests, military shovels, compressed dry food, first aid kits, wolf smoke and signal flares, etc.
"It turned out that we were asked to buy goods, but it's okay to buy goods, let's ask for that flying cannon ......"
A group of old hats are not stupid, they know what a real treasure is, and the shaking posture of the earth has left an indelible impression on them.
"We not only have flying cannons, but also thunderbolts and mines, but the strategic-level killing weapons have to be written by the Ministry of War and supervised by the Ministry of Industry, but the lower officials still have a few gifts for you......"
Qiu Ning brought a large number of gift boxes, and said with a smile: "The green box is a new style for adults, and the red box is a warm winter gift for all ladies.
"Favorite?"
The generals suspiciously opened the small gift box, which was a whole deck of handmade playing cards, but the printed picture was extremely fragrant.
"Hiss~"
The generals took a sharp breath, the style of poker painting is modern and realistic, thousands of times more powerful than the current freehand ink painting, and from female generals to mothers, the background is even more varied, and the generals have round eyes one by one.
"Lord Shen, you have a nosebleed......
Qiu Ning smiled and handed over a handkerchief, Lord Shen covered the playing cards suddenly, took the handkerchief and wiped the nosebleed in embarrassment, and asked in a low voice: "Minister Qiu, do you have more pictures of this, I want to bring a few boxes back to give away, I can buy them!"
"My lord, there is no price in the market......"
Qiu Ning whispered ambiguously: "This is a royal treasure, the lower official entrusted a big relationship to get these, I only have a few boxes left, the adults want to take it, don't say that I gave it!"
"Okay, good, what kind of clairvoyance of yours, I'll order a hundred pairs of ......."