This small airship, luxurious in appearance, and from the license plate it is private, landed at the foot of the steps of the "Qingsang" ready-to-wear store in front of the girls. After the air valve was released from the sealed state, the airship door slid upward, and the automatic boarding ladder decorated with Baroque court-style railings, lace and carpet slowly protruded from the belly of the airship, and the bottom end was just connected with the lowest floor of the third platform of the gate of the "Qingsang" ready-to-wear store. Immediately afterwards, two male servants wearing wigs, puff powder, black moles, and tuxedos and straight men stood on both sides of the spiral staircase, one left and one right.

Gu Hanhan opened his mouth, and later determined that it was impossible for him or his friends to pick him up, so the intensity was multiplied by 2 times to spit out the dissatisfaction in his heart: "Which planet is this nouveau riche, not to mention the aesthetic rotten, the key is that the behavior is too disgusting! I don't know that the right to drag race on the pedestrian street to collect tickets and show off wealth will always belong to the cutest and second largest dog?"

"That's wrong, that's the big dog from the mineral star, and it's the biggest one!" Fingers drew a circle towards the huge spar sign on the tail of the airship, and one of Gu Hanhan's girlfriends who aspired to be a proud trade lady unabashedly expressed his disdain for Gu Hanhan's unlearned and unskilled business: "Silver Core Company, the whole galaxy, no, the largest energy group in the universe, the largest buyer of earth trade products." ”

"Oh......" Gu Hanhan suddenly looked up at the mountains, "Such a foreign storage zài......"

While speaking, the door of the "Qingsang" ready-to-wear store "banged" and opened wide with an evil wind that I don't know what it was, and then a large number of black-clothed people walked out of the door, like a tornado suddenly in the flat ground, and rolled down the steps "coaxing".

Because Gu Hanhan was at the gate of the "Qingsang" garment store when they did the delivery negotiation just now. So the black-clad tornado swept them right when it blew out of the gate. Miss Consultant and Zheng Wenwen hid quickly, but Gu Hanhan was more unlucky, and was knocked under the steps by a certain man in black.

Zheng Wenwen grabbed Gu Hanhan, jumped to her feet and scolded: "That bear, you are blind, you haven't hit anyone?"

Gu Hanhan grabbed Zheng Wenwen's hand and stood firm. The injury was not hurt, but the new clothes were rubbed on the steps. There is a saying that the day you wear new shoes, you will be trampled on. It's really indignant, it's unbearable!

So Gu Hanhan's eyes were fierce, and he scanned indiscriminately, and quickly retrieved a blonde lady with red lips surrounded by stars and moons in the center of the man in black, and the silk dress on her body could brighten the eyes of a blind dog, and pointed at her and scolded: "Fuck alien old demon, stop for Miss Ben!"

Of course, it was impossible for her to stand down.

The blonde woman in silk clothes walked past Gu Hanhan proudly, and she didn't even bother to sweep the afterglow at the end of her eyes - ho, this look is really blind. It doesn't matter if your eyes are not good, but your ears are not good! You can't hear the scolding so loudly?

The dozen or so black-clothed bodyguards beside the blonde woman either surrounded the blonde in a vigilant posture, or held down the communication device in her ear to talk quickly, but none of them were willing to stop and glance at Gu Hanhan, and they all got on the airship with their heads held high. With their faces facing the sky and their nostrils upward, the group walked out of the temperament of looking at the world at the door of a tailor's shop on the scale of less than twenty people—just visit a tailor's shop, do you think you can do it?

As for not being able to, anyway, Gu Hanhan was ignored so gorgeously.

It's not a good feeling to be overlooked. Experienced people know that being ignored is often more unbearable than being hostile, and the best way to provoke a person is often not directed at him but like ignoring a bug to suddenly him and make him feel this neglect. Gu Hanhan was ignored and became angry, the raging flames burned his heart, burned her lungs, burned her reason, burned her natural high profile as a native of the earth, and made her do some naïve things that were not very dishonorable-

Gu Hanhan, who was furious, took off a shoe, the heel was facing outward, aimed at the silk girl's head, and smashed it hard-

"Bastard, what X to the old lady!"

So it's really not something worth advocating to be annoyed and angry, and the originally good "Miss Ben" has become an "old lady" without even a transition, which is really worth the loss, and it's not cost-effective, especially if you can't even throw your shoes.

Gu Hanhan's accuracy, this strength, it is really a bit bad, so bad that even Zheng Wenwen is embarrassed to applaud her with a clear conscience. The stiletto shoes crossed a strange curve in the air, and without touching a head, it fell to the ground with a "click" before the master's success, and collapsed directly in the middle of the road. The only thing that can be praised is probably only that it has finally attracted the attention of those "bastards" in Gu Hanhan's mouth.

One of the "bastards", a man in black who was following the proud silk girl left the queue, walked about 3 meters away from the protective circle, picked up the shoe that unfortunately fell to the ground, held it in his hand, and then came to the girls.

He is tall, with long legs, a thin waist, broad shoulders, and a tall body in a well-tailored black suit, and there is not a trace of fat to be seen. All in all, the figure is too good to be rippling.

"What a good-looking 'bastard'," Zheng Wenwen muttered quietly.

The good-looking "bastard" gracefully lifted one of his long legs, knelt down on one knee in front of Gu Hanhan like a knight in a costume film, held Gu Hanhan's foot with one hand, and gently and carefully put on her shoes.

So, Gu Hanhan really rippled. Cinderella and the crystal slippers successfully possessed at this moment, she curled her toes slightly, blushing and not knowing what to say - woohoo, every unscrupulous girl has a pair of crystal slippers hidden in the depths of her heart.

The man let go of his hand and stood up, like a male god. He spoke, sounding polite: "Out of respect for the mother planet of Earth, Miss Meron graciously forgives this aboriginal girl for her rude behavior and does not hold her legally responsible. ”

"Forget it, it's okay, I know that you aliens are just arrogant in your hometown, and you haven't had time to adjust the focus of your eyeballs when you first come to Earth—what?"

With a click, Cinderella's dream shattered.

Because the amount of information is too large and the plot changes too quickly, Gu Hanhan has always been ready to accept an apology and then forgive these alien nouveau riche with the magnanimity of the people of the imperial capital.

"So I have to thank her?" Gu Hanhan looked at Zheng Wenwen suspiciously.

Miss Mei Long did not accept the aboriginal girl's thanks. As soon as the man straightened his bow tie, he said, "Unless this aboriginal girl really changes her mind and becomes a lady." And a girl who can throw shoes will never grow up to be a lady. ”

"Fuck you lady!" Zheng Wenwen pulled the two shoes off together and threw them at the man.

Because she was too angry, Zheng Wenwen's shoes were not thrown accurately. Not only is it inaccurate, but it is also very unbalanced. One of the two shoes was not stressed enough and fell to the ground with a "click" in front of his feet before it hit the man, and the other was too strong and flew away in the tangential direction until it hit the pedestrian guardrail in the middle of the road.

There are a lot of traveling merchants and vendors on the side of the pedestrian guardrail, leaving behind the serious business of selling local products and tourist map pickup coupons, gathering under the searchlight to join in the fun, Zheng Wenwen's shoes fell to the ground, immediately there were young people whistling and applauding, and many people applauded.

The indignant Zheng Wenwen did not live up to the expectations of the enthusiastic masses. She stood barefoot on the street, with one hand on her waist and the other pointing forward, screaming and scolding in the posture of a teapot: "You and your master are really two great wonders in the universe that bloom side by side! You are your father's chrysanthemum when your face is loved. ”

"Alien locusts, get out of the earth!"

"Get out!" As soon as Zheng Wenwen said the slogan "Alien locusts, get out of the earth", the part-time thugs in the tourist area who took the task of coaxing the seedlings as their own were obligated to cheer in unison.

The man tugged at the corners of his mouth—even though it was just a very small gesture, and it was so well controlled that it looked like a smile, but it was still felt, and it was actually a sneer with a myriad of meanings.

"If it's because of that natural fabric—" The man took out a stack of bills in a very arrogant manner, counted them carelessly, and threw them to the ground with contempt: "I suppose that the money, the dress you have on you, is enough for you to buy ten more." He said dismissively.

"This guy treats us like porcelain. Zheng Wenwen sneered and said to Gu Hanhan.

"Did you touch porcelain with a bear?" Gu Hanhan snorted coldly.

"Take it, and shut up. The man said disdainfully, "You poor hypocrises...... Woman. With that, the man left disgusted, acting like a god disgusted by worms.

Gu Hanhan was hurt by the man's expression, and angrily paced his feet and crushed the banknotes on the ground with the soles of his shoes. "Who wants your stinky money, you aliens, you outbursts!" she cried out, "Tell that hypocritical and poor woman in the airship to come out and apologize to me, or I'll call the police." ”

"Please. Hmph, it's the Earth Reservation Convention again, Hmph...... "The man didn't care about it, and just stepped on the spiral staircase of the airship."

"I'm sorry, my aunt and grandma are fighting with you today!" Zheng Wenwen reached out to pull the man, but the man seemed to be a strictly trained soldier, so he easily shook off Zheng Wenwen and jumped on the airship. The airship immediately lifted into the air, streaked across the starry sky and disappeared. They just watched the aliens slip away, and they didn't even have time to remember the license plate number or anything.

"You should know who they are, right? What is that old woman named Mei Long? After all, she is a customer in your store, and there is always a sales signature, a delivery address, or something. Gu Hanhan asked the fitting consultant, took out the phone, and prepared to call the police.

The fitting consultant picked up the bad banknotes that had been trampled on from Gu Hanhan's feet, and said kindly while carefully sorting them out: "Although it involves customer confidentiality, we as stores should not leak it, but if it is really related to the rights of global citizens, there are special requirements from the police, of course we must cooperate." It is incumbent upon us to do so. But are you really sure you want to call the police?"

Gu Hanhan raised his head: "Why not?"

Lu Zhu earnestly persuaded Gu Hanhan and said, "Let's think about it again." In disputes like this, even if the police are called, the final handling by the police is compensation. They have already compensated you in sufficient amounts, neither the Cosmic Convention nor the federal law can sanction them anymore, so why bother?"

Gu Hanhan glanced at the green banknote in the hand of the fitting consultant, which was an earth reserve roll with a denomination of 1,000 yuan, which was arranged into a fan and held in the hand of the green bead, there were as many as five or six. Frankly speaking, Gu Hanhan has never touched a single banknote of such a large denomination in his life, let alone six or seven banknotes appearing in front of Gu Hanhan's eyes together.

But you can't bully people if you have money! Is dignity a matter of money?

Gu Hanhan retorted unconvinced: "Then what should she apologize to me?"

The fitting consultant smiled and said, "It wasn't the young lady who hit you, but her security guard." Miss Meron is the young lady of a large family in the galaxy. You know the silver core company, which is a great group, which is controlled by Miss Mei Long's family. Frankly, such a young lady is not to apologize to anyone, even if you are a native of the earth, she is an alien. Of course, if you insist that federal law protects the citizens of the earth, she can give you any apology you want. Just send out a random security guard, it's the security guard who hits you anyway. However, as long as a security guard's apology is meaningful? Everyone knows that without Miss Mei Long's support, the security guard cannot be so arrogant. I don't think what you want is an apology from a security guard either. ”

"yes. Gu Hanhan spread out his hand, "Federal law doesn't matter who is the security guard and who is the master. So I can only take the money and shut up, and there is no way to take the old leftover girl who looks like a witch, as the bastard just said. ”

"Don't say that, you just scolded people for being old leftover girls, bastards. You must know that Miss Mei Long is only thirty-three years old, and she is far from being an old leftover girl. ”

"It's old enough. Gu Hanhan looked at the eighteen-year-old green girl with a sense of superiority unique to her eyes.

"What are you talking about? Who's old enough?"

While Lu Zhu and Gu Hanhan were talking, Zheng Wenwen went to put on her own shoes - first put on the nearby one, and then jumped to the guardrail on one leg to find the other shoe that was thrown away.

The young vendor who had not yet dispersed accosted him, "Beauty, have you graduated from middle school, let's pour souvenirs at the front door later, brother." ”

Zheng Wenwen waved her hand and shouted to them, "Sister, you are almost the same." ”

In the whistle of the part-time thugs, Zheng Wenwen walked back to Gu Hanhan with her shoes.

"Do you still call the police?" asked Zheng Wenwen.

"Forget it, the unscrupulous mature woman duo confessed today," Gu Hanhan sighed and said: "It is said that there is no way to take the old woman, at most I can only ask those bastards to apologize." ”

"Reasonable, there are no big fish, and a little shrimp sister is not rare to see like them. Zheng Wenwen said.

"So, should you keep that money? Do you want to tear it to pieces and throw it away, in order to proclaim the noble integrity of my earth citizens," Zheng Wenwen asked again. She glanced at the banknote in the fitting consultant's hand, and said in disgust: "I said that this money was really broken by you, and it is time to wipe the butt paper." ”

The fitting consultant couldn't help but shake his head, thinking to himself what an unscrupulous mature woman, two rebellious underage girls, two little broken children.

She took Gu Hanhan's wallet, put the banknotes in her hand into a stack and put it carefully, handed it to Gu Hanhan, and said earnestly: "Money, no matter how broken it is, it is also money, not butt wiping paper, we really don't need to get along with money." ”

Gu Hanhan took the wallet, thought about it, and said, "You're right, why don't I want to." ”

Zheng Wenwen nodded: "That's it, even if you tear up that group of bears now and can't see it, it's not cost-effective." ”

Gu Hanhan exhaled and said in high spirits: "Okay, I, Gu Hanhan, have the pursuit of the second half of my life." In the future, I must be indignant, I must be richer than the silver core company, ten thousand times richer, and then let that Miss Mei Long of the Galaxy Company cry and shout and beg me to tear up the banknotes and throw them in her face!"

"Okay, ambitious!" Zheng Wenwen clapped her hands in praise, and then spread out her clapped hands directly to make a helpless expression: "But you still don't force yourself too much!"

"Nasty! Can't you imagine it?"

"Meaning/Lust hurts the body, miss. ”

Looking at the two girls who were laughing heartlessly in a blink of an eye, Lu Zhu, the fitting consultant of Qingsang Garment Shop, couldn't help but shake her head. She pulled up Gu Yuhan's skirt, carefully identified the place where it was wiped and hung, and then said happily: "It's okay, it's just a little bit of stolen goods, and it doesn't hurt the texture and embroidery of the clothes, as long as you use special equipment to simply scrub it, you can restore it as new." Come on, I'll take care of it for you...... This is also a free service in our store, and you can send your clothes to be cleaned and restored after you wear them. ”

So the two girls followed the fitting consultant back to the store, and in the dressing room, the fitting consultant used a tool that looked like a mini hair dryer to sweep the dirty area a few times, and the stain magically disappeared (the more I looked at it, the more awkward it became, and finally found that the laundry detergent advertisement said so...... ）

Now, the skirt looks completely brand new, and Gu Hanhan is very satisfied. Under the smiling gaze of the fitting consultant, Gu Hanhan made a 360-degree rotation in front of the fitting mirror. And then. The two girls left the ready-to-wear store called "Kiyosang".

At 10 o'clock in the evening of 4013, Gu Hanhan bought himself the first luxury item in his life. Although this is only a piece of natural clothing that is only sold for 295 yuan with taxes, and it is not even a small meteorite in the field of luxury consumption comparable to the vast sea galaxy with a transaction amount, it is like some special lucky object, this entry-level simple dress is of great significance to the future fate of the earth girl. Not only that, but for the fate of some of the people in the universe who have become great or destined to be great, this simple dress and what happened to this little ready-to-wear store in the corner of the earth today is obviously more significant.

Ten years later, the once unscrupulous girl who returned to her hometown with the glory of the Endless God stood here again, Gu Hanhan patted the chest of the man beside her, who was known as the second most powerful man in the world under the stars, and said to Zheng Wenwen, "Speaking of which, if he hadn't bought a piece of clothing here at the beginning, this guy would have turned into the dust of the universe." ”

"You might turn into a puppet of some kind of perverted careerist, such as the great emperor behind you. When she said this, Zheng Wenwen's finger pointed at the man with the most secular power in the universe.

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