Chapter 114: Teacher Huang's "Love"
"No, no, no!" Da Bai and Peng Peng hurriedly shook their heads and shouted in unison.
In front of you, Sha Zhantang was pressed to the ground, as an example, where did they dare to be hit by another blow "Mount Tai pressed to the top".
"Hmph, count the two of you acquaintance!"
Huang Lei sat up from Sha Zhantang's back, "Stop bullying my sister!"
"Where do you dare......"
"Don't dare. ”
Da Bai and Peng Peng timidly coaxed.
Unlike the two of them, He Jiong is senior, and he joked with Huang Lei: "Next time, your old man will chop off one of his fingers again as a punishment?" hahaha." ”
“......”
Huang Lei pursed his lips, wanting to refute but did not speak.
Shame, shame.
I was still thinking about threatening people, but I ended up cutting my fingers......
Fortunately, my sister came to relieve the siege: "Dad Huang, does it still hurt?" I'll wrap it up for you." ”
Zhang Zifeng felt sorry for Mr. Huang, so he took alcohol and band-aids from the house and helped disinfect and bandage.
"See, it's still a daughter, little padded jacket, intimate!"
Huang Lei showed off to everyone that the band-aid was a cute bunny pattern, full of girlish hearts.
Seeing that the film crew and guests were all looking around him, he hurriedly said: "Don't patronize me, I'm not a monkey in the zoo, what's so good, let's record!"
Also, I was going to end the egg smashing link early and enter the link of peddling nests on the street, and it really took a lot of time to give such a toss.
He Jiong looked at Da Bai and Zi Feng, and said with a smile: "There are only two of you left, who will come first?"
Before it was their turn to speak, Huang Lei simply said neatly: "Da Bai!
That look, that burning expectation......
Wei Baichen saw the familiar evil smile on the corner of Teacher Huang's mouth, and his heart was cold.
"The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone--he will not return!"
Peng Peng's anachronistic poems add to the sense of tragedy.
"Peng Peng, what are you doing, what are you doing, Dabai just smashed an egg and didn't go to the execution ground. Sha Zhantang said with a smile.
Wei Baichen walked to the table slowly, it was really similar to going to the execution ground.
Huang Lei raised the corners of his mouth proudly, turned the egg on the table and played, turned one, put another one, and pretended to be careless.
"Teacher He, I chose the eggs myself, right?" Wei Baichen looked at Teacher Huang's hand movements with caution.
“emmm......”
He Jiong didn't answer immediately, but turned his head to look at Huang Lei.
Huang Lei immediately said seriously: "The rules, that have to be decided by the program group." ”
He Jiong's eyes rolled and immediately understood: "Yes, we have to be fair, just and open in making games, and let the program team set the rules...... So, the investor is also considered to be the program group, right? Mr. Huang, you can decide!"
"Ahem, it stands to reason that you can smash it yourself, but as an investor, I also want to experience it today. Director, do you think it's okay?"
"Kuoyi, of course it's very OK!"
"Okay, since our Director Wang has no opinion, Dabai, then I'll smash it for you, right?
Huang Lei fully promoted democracy, holding an egg that he had carefully selected in his hand to ask for opinions from the guests present.
"Raise your hands in favor!" said Peng Peng, indeed.
Phew, plastic brotherhood......
Wei Baichen rolled his eyes at him.
"We listen to Mr. Huang. Jin Duoduo said lightly.
"Sister, what do you say?" Huang Lei was obviously angry for Zifeng, and of course he had to respect the opinions of the parties.
Zhang Zifeng looked at Wei Baichen's pleading gesture, and analyzed in a calm tone: "According to Brother Bai's previous calculations, whoever draws it anyway will not affect the probability. That...... Dad Huang, you come to smash it, there is no difference between it and Brother Bai smashing it himself. ”
Good guy, this is still my silly and sweet sister...... Isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open, didn't you see Mr. Huang turn the eggs one by one......
"Okay! Dabai, you also heard it, what about me, I still listen to the opinions of the masses, then I'll smash it!"
Huang Lei was in the middle of it, but he said the truth quietly.
He Jiong continued to preside: "Dabai, stand up, don't move! Teacher Huang, you are also ready." ”
The two looked at each other.
"Hahaha, Dabai, why are you so miserable! cough, this stupid boy ......"
Huang Lei looked at the cowardly Da Bai and teased everyone.
"Mr. Huang, you have a good time. ”
"Okay! you are ready, I will smash it, three, two, one!"
......
......
Hahaha.
There was a burst of laughter.
Wei Baichen was extremely embarrassed: his neck was shrunk, and Teacher Huang made it bad, but he didn't smash it!!
"It's good to be young, it's so fast. Dong Hao sighed with emotion, and turned everyone over again.
Wei Baichen blushed and complained: "Teacher Huang, didn't you say it's okay, give a happy ......"
"Okay, yes, this is real. Huang Lei lifted the egg again, "Three! two!"
"Huh?"
After Wei Baichen heard him shout, the egg hadn't fallen on his head yet, and he was just about to look-
Click!
Caught off guard, there was a crisp sound.
It's really time to shatter, it hits the forehead directly, and there is a baptism of egg liquid, blurring the eyes, flowing into the mouth, and into the neck......
"Hahaha, Mr. Huang, you're too bad!
Sha Zhantang had long forgotten the previous beating, and hooked up with Huang Lei again.
"Dabai, let you smash me in front! Retribution has arrived, hahaha. Peng Peng gloated.
Jin Duoduo is not envious at the moment, this scene is eye-catching, but it is too miserable......
It's not that there is no distress.
Apple soaks the towel in water and comes over to help with the egg wash.
Zhang Zifeng held back a smile and carefully removed the eggshell from Da Bai's face.
He Jiong couldn't stop laughing: "Okay, that Dabai, you and Peng Peng will go to sell Wowotou together." ”
"Hmm. ”
Wei Baichen agreed with a sad face.
"Then the last one, sister, come on. He Jiong reminded gently.
"Good. ”
Zhang Zifeng agreed with a smile, and quickly smoked an egg and knocked it lightly on his head - a cooked egg.
"Okay, that combination hasn't changed, it's still your brother and brother combination. He Jiong smiled and pointed at Peng Peng and Da Bai.
"Teacher He, I want to go to ...... too" Zhang Zifeng came over and hugged He Jiong's arm and begged in a low voice.
He Jiong looked at Huang Lei and saw that he had no objection: "Okay, you go too." However, your two brothers are a bit unreliable. ”
"Teacher He, we are reliable! Take care of your sister, there is less hair, you can ask Dabai!"
"Men and women match, don't get tired of work! Dabai also agreed.
He Jiong thought about it, saw that Jin Duoduo was a little moved, and said with a smile: "You two take your sister, I'm really not at ease, so let's do it, Duoduo will also follow." ”
"Good!"
Jin Duoduo's heart blossomed and hurriedly agreed.
Peng Peng was not very happy, and saw that Dabai and his sister did not speak, so he did not object.
At this time, the sun is gradually rising, and the temperature is also high.
Buzz~Buzz~
A green-headed fly comes out in the middle of the day to feed, to be precise, in search of taste.
First, it circled around the buttocks of the five flowers, was swept away by its tail, and then buzzed into the yard.
Hovering at high altitude, flying at low altitude.
Eventually, the fly found a good place to get ready for a full meal......
"Smack!"
"Ahh
Wei Baichen screamed......
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