Chapter 115: Horse Fleas Mess Up
"Selling Wo Wo Tou Na ......"
A young man was selling weakly, his hair was a little messy, and his face had five marks.
"Brother Bai, can we sell it? It's almost noon, everyone goes back to cooking, right?"
It was Zhang Zifeng who spoke, wearing floral cloth clothes, a plastic headband, and a pair of slippers under his feet, the kind that he stepped on and screamed.
"I believe brother, brother will definitely be able to give this bag of ......"
Wei Baichen's cowhide couldn't blow it anymore, so only two of the plastic bags were sold.
Just those two, it was the result of begging grandpa to sue grandma and trying his best to sell it.
"There are 23 left. β
Zhang Zifeng counted the nests in the bag and licked his dry lips.
"Well, when we meet a big customer, we have hope. β
Dabai comforted his sister verbally, but secretly blamed Director Wang in his heart. That guy has to innovate and do some kind of makeup sales, and even get a miniature camera to shoot secretly.
Without the star effect, Wowotou is not a rare thing, and there are really no customers to buy it for a while. At this time, it was noon, and it was rare for a pedestrian to be on the road.
Wei Baichen wiped the sweat from his forehead, led Zi Feng to hide in the shade, and muttered, "I don't know what happened to Peng Peng's group......
"He and Jin Duoduo are heading towards the main road, there are more people over there than us, and the situation will be better. β
Zhang Zifeng was tired after walking all the way, and just as he was about to sit down next to Da Bai, he saw Wei Baichen shaking his arm excitedly.
"Someone's coming! Look! It's still two!"
"Ahh β
The younger sister was thin-skinned, although she was excited, she didn't dare to come forward to peddle, handed the bag to Wei Baichen, and cheered him on with a smile.
"Hehe, look at my brother's means. β
Wei Baichen patted the dirt on his buttocks, carried the bag, and greeted the man and woman with a smile.
The pair of men and women obviously have a great relationship, the woman's flaming red lips and the man's yellow-haired studs, snuggling up to each other, flirting and scolding along the way.
Stud man: "You said you, what's the use of spending that unjust money to practice fitness?!"
Red-lipped woman: "Body shaping!
Stud man: "Cut, why haven't I seen any results, and still beautify the body?"
The red-lipped woman was not happy to listen, and she straightened her upper body and had charming curves.
Stud Man: "Hee-hee, okay. The strange brother said nonsense, the effect of that trick "breast expansion exercise" is still obvious!"
Red-lipped woman: "What breast expansion exercise!! you don't know, don't mess with the name!"
Stud man: "Hehe, I don't know the name of that action, but it's not wrong to call it "breast expansion exercise". Hey, hey, hey. β
The stud man leaned close to a finger and was slapped on the back of his hand by the red-lipped woman with a smile.
Red-lipped woman: "According to what you say, you, you have to practice too!"
Stud man: "I have to practice too? What are you practicing, chest expansion exercises? hahahaha." β
Red-lipped woman: "Phew! β
Stud man: "Then you say, what should I practice?"
Red-lipped Woman: "Latin Dance ......"
The stud man obviously didn't understand the meaning, and was about to ask, but was interrupted by Wei Baichen.
"Well, that, excuse me. Freshly baked wowotou, do you want to buy it?"
The man and woman were so interested in talking that they didn't notice anyone peddling at all.
The stud-eared man took the red-lipped woman's little hand and asked eagerly, "Why do you want to practice Latin dance?" β
"Uh...... Wowotou, a dollar a piece, made today. Do you want those two to try it?" Wei Baichen recommended the product again.
As a result, the two talked to themselves.
Red-lipped woman: "What's missing-what to practice~~ Hahaha, you taste, you taste." β
Stud man: "...... Wait, see what I do later. β
After speaking, the studed man raised the hand of the red-lipped woman, passed through Wei Baichen's head, and walked towards the small hillside in the distance.
Sure enough, the world of lovers is incomprehensible to a single dog.
After being treated as air, Wei Baichen returned to Zhang Zifeng's side and sighed: "Hey, I was ignored." β
Zhang Zifeng smiled and comforted: "Brother Bai, it's okay, there are new customers coming to the door." Look thereβ"
"Where? Why didn't I see it. β
"Near the pine tree, between the big pine tree and the small pine tree, is there a tricycle?"
"Oh oh! I see, it's true!"
Wei Baichen squinted his eyes and took a closer look, he was really a person who slowly drove a small electric tricycle towards them.
"Let's go and see. Zhang Zifeng dragged Wei Baichen forward with a smile.
The two of them had a much greater presence than one person, and there was still some distance away, and the little brother on the bicycle found out, drove forward for a while, and then braked to stop, it turned out to be a vegetable vendor.
Before they could open their mouths to sell, the little brother took the lead in peddling: "Yo, what kind of food?"
The little brother is not very old, but he is very quick to do business, and before Da Bai and his sister refuse, he moistened his fingers in his mouth, twisted a plastic bag and prepared it.
"Eggplant, cabbage, or some tofu skin that I made myself?"
Zhang Zifeng snickered, looked at the embarrassed Wei Baichen, and politely refused: "That, in fact, we are also here to sell-"
Wei Baichen shook his head at her lightly and said with a smile: "Anyway, we have to buy vegetables at noon, so we just happened to buy some and bring them back to the teacher." β
Zhang Zifeng was right when he thought about it, there were indeed no fresh vegetables at home.
"How about taking some cabbage?" the little brother was clever and sold, "they were all pulled from their own vegetable fields this morning, they are old and fresh!"
Wei Baichen fiddled with the vegetable leaves and asked casually, "Have you ever used pesticides for this vegetable?"
"I'm one star! Four stars! You're talented!"
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Embarrassing, and funny.
As we all know, "vegetable" can also be that vegetable, and "pesticide" can also be that pesticide.
Zhang Zifeng played less games, and when he saw that both of them were a little embarrassed, he asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"
"Ahem...... Yes, yes, there must be no pesticides, and I eat them myself......"
The little brother scratched his head a little embarrassed, blushed and explained, "I'm sorry, I just advanced to the competition and knelt, a little, well, sensitive ......"
"Hahaha, it's okay, I used to be like this, every time I went to the qualifiers, I knelt in a row. β
"Isn't it?!Every time I qualify, I run into some pig teammates!
The little brother was excited again, and took out his mobile phone, opened the historical record and showed it to Dabai, "Look! This score is 3.1, and there is a monkey jungler with the face, what a pit!"
"Oh, what kind of heroes do you play?" Da Bai began.
"Daji, Angela, Little Joe, Da Joe, Cai Wenji, ......"
"Huh?
"Ahem, see through it or not, we're still good friends, hahaha. β
The vegetable seller is also an outgoing and cheerful person, who can afford to joke, and is also a little self-acquainted, "How about it, do it? I'm just missing a good teammate now." β
"We still have things to do, it's not very convenient. Wei Baichen excused himself.
"Brother Dabai, Mr. Huang, they sent a message, saying that not a single nest on Peng Peng's side was sold, and this link was canceled. We also went back early to rest. Zhang Zifeng said and handed over the phone.
"Let's take a hand, it won't take much time, I'm the man who wants to be the king!!" The little brother encouraged again.
Wei Baichen looked at Zifeng, a little itchy and a little hesitant.
"It's okay, Big White Brother, you can play a game. I'll take a look too. My sister said thoughtfully.
"Okay, let's play a game. β
"Okay! Let's go!"