"Roar hahaha......"

At first glance, I thought it was a man, but when I listened closely, I felt that it was a woman with a beard.

To be precise, the owner of the laughter is Ma Dongmei, a woman with a big grin personality and a smile similar to Zhang Fei.

She was like a child, holding a small animal tightly in her arms, and walked towards everyone with a spring breeze on her face.

She was followed by a person, and when the person was not smiling, he could still vaguely see the handsomeness left over from his youth.

The man smiled, his face full of wrinkles, and he felt like he could call himself "Daddy".

That's right, he is a comedy star with a box office of 10 billion - Shen Xialuo.

He panted and followed, screaming "oo

He Jiong greeted him and hugged him, jokingly: "What's the matter? ”

"Hey, I'm a ripper, hey, my old waist, it hurts so much......"

"Then hurry back to the house and rest, and I'll help you in." ”

"Thank you so much, Mr. He. I was still thinking of helping you chop wood, feed the dogs or something, but this old part keeps calling, it's a pity, hey, it's a pity!"

After speaking, he shook his head, looking like he didn't fulfill people's wishes.

Teacher Huang watched coldly, shaking a pu fan, and walked slowly to him.

"Then hurry back to the house and sit down for a while, and when I'm free, I'll help you pinch." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed Shen Xialuo, held his hand on his biceps, and secretly strained himself.

"Ahh

Shen Xialuo screamed, straightened his waist, opened his legs, and rushed out of two miles.

"Hahahaha......"

"Roar hahaha......"

"Don't say it, it's quite similar!"

Shen Xialuo pretended to be sick and didn't want to work, but he was immediately poked, and everyone laughed.

I saw that Shen Xialuo lifted his sleeves and revealed a big and red bag, he quickly rubbed it with his hands, and muttered "it hurts, it hurts, it hurts".

Huang Lei looked at him from a distance, pointed at Pu Fan, and smiled calmly: "Dabai, Peng Peng, especially my sister, learn a little, this is called 'curing all diseases', this pinch and twist again, and the red envelope will be sent out!"

Wei Baichen and Peng Yuchang smiled happily and gave a thumbs up to Teacher Huang, "It's a good move! Teacher Huang still has a way!", "Jiang is still old and spicy, and the little one admires and admires!"

Suddenly, Wei Baichen's heart was cold, because Zhang Zifeng's head was a little small, but his eyes were glancing at himself and Peng Peng.

Teacher Huang noticed it and immediately laughed: "Yes, sister, it's okay to practice with your two brothers! Remember, the point is 'screwing', it's okay to practice more, practice makes perfect!"

"Good!"

Zhang Zifeng agreed, looked at the two brothers, and his eyes were crooked......

Terrible! Terrible!

Wei Baichen and Peng Yuchang hurriedly hugged their arms and stayed away from her.

Qiao Baojian only remembered Ma Dongmei's previous words at this time, and asked, "Dongmei, you said that you brought a new member to the mushroom house, is this this in your arms?"

"By the way, I patronized and talked to you, and I forgot to introduce it. This is a pet for the mushroom house, a little fragrant pig!

Ma Dongmei opened up the burden a little as she spoke.

Everyone huddled together to watch, Shen Xialuo bypassed Huang Lei, ran behind Xia Dongmei, and stood on tiptoe to look.

The little fragrant pig is sleeping with its eyes closed, it is very small, there are five black spots on its back, its belly is snow-white, and the pig's nostrils are shrunk one by one, and it looks cute.

"Wow, it's so cute. ”

Zhang Zifeng sighed and gently stroked the little fragrant pig's head with his hand.

"yes, it's so cute~"

Qiao Baojian, a big man's girl's heart, was also stimulated, and he also reached out to touch it.

Wei Baichen, like everyone else, also observed the little fragrant pig with interest, and was amused by his cute appearance from time to time.

Until he saw Huang Lei's eyes and smile......

It's a kind of chef's smile when he sees the ingredients he is happy with......

Death smile?!

Wei Baichen's heart froze, and he hurriedly looked at the little fragrant pig again, and had an ominous premonition that he would take a look at it less.

"Think about it, the little guy is so cute, what should I give it a name?" suggested Mr. He.

"Peggy?"

"George?"

"Bajie?"

"Five flowers?"

"Hey, that's a good name!"

"yes, look at the five spots on his back. ”

"Well, then call him Wuhua and listen to Mr. Huang!"

Everyone applauded and unanimously agreed on the name given by Huang Lei.

"Let's go back to the house, in the sun. ”

He Jiong beckoned everyone back to the house.

Ma Dongmei walked into the house with the five flowers, and her sister followed her, looking at the little five flowers all the time.

Wei Baichen dragged Qiao Baojian's suitcase and walked behind with Teacher Huang.

Walking and walking, Huang Lei looked at the five flowers in Ma Dongmei's arms, and suddenly he was happy, smiling and shaking the pu fan, walking very happily.

Well?

Five flowers, this name, has another deep meaning?

Wei Baichen seemed to sense something, swallowed his saliva, and happily pulled the suitcase......

When he returned to the house, Mr. He led Peng Peng to start busy, helping to wash the cups, make tea, and pour coffee.

My sister didn't leave Wuhua for a moment, and it could be seen that she really liked this little guy.

"Sister, where did you buy the five flowers?

Zhang Zifeng touched the back of Wuhua and inquired with Ma Dongmei.

"No, I bought it on the side of the road. ”

"Well, what's going on? Sister, tell me more about it. ”

"That's right, we took a car to record the show, and suddenly I saw an uncle dressed as a farmer putting up a cardboard box with a little fragrant pig in it, and I saw that the little guy was very cute, so I bought it. ”

"Oh, that's what happened. ”

"I heard the uncle say that this pig is easy to feed and clean, and it can be fed with coarse grains and bathed frequently. ”

"Okay, when Wuhua wakes up, I'll feed it. ”

......

The two revolved around the five flowers, and the more they talked, the happier they became.

On the other side, the old men were not idle and began to tease each other.

"Sword, I haven't seen you for a while, you've gained a lot of weight?" Shen Xialuo asked with a smile.

"Look at what you're talking about, is this fat?

Qiao Baojian stretched out his round cheeks and showed them to everyone.

"Oh hey, don't do that! I don't like to eat fatty meat, I get sick when I see it!"

Shen Xialuo covered his eyes.

"Fuck off!"

Qiao Baojian is also in the mixed comedy world, and he is very familiar with Shen Xialuo, and he is not polite when he speaks, "What do you know, this is baby fat! Baby fat! Do you understand?"

"Hahahaha......"

"It's rare to see a forty-year-old baby! ”

"Even if it's baby fat, then you're too fat!

Everyone joked about the "baby fat" Qiao Baojian.

Only Peng Peng sincerely agreed: "Brother Baojian, I understand you!"

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