Shen Xialuo sat on the cloth cushion, her body relaxed and leaned back, her hands propped behind her back.

"Qiao Baojian, you just admit that you are fat, how can you drop it? You are not like me, you want to take the idol route. ”

Qiao Baojian immediately sneered at each other, narrowed his small eyes, and said in disbelief: "Ouch, just your face is full of folds, and you still want to eat by your appearance?"

"Cut, don't believe it, some time ago there was a selection of the most handsome male artist in the Asia-Pacific region, and my brother won the twenty-first!

"Come on, you, just the way you look? Besides, where are you going to receive the award in the twenty-first place?"

"Yes, Charlotte, you're twenty-one, and they won't take you to play at the awards party. "He Jiong mends the knife.

Shen Xialuo was unconvinced and said: "Hey, you look down on the twenty-first, don't you? Do you know who is behind the platoon? Say it and scare you to death!"

"Who? ”

"Peng Yuyan! Li Yifen! Wu Sanshi! There are also a large number of male stars behind me! There are too many names, I can't even remember them!"

Shen Xialuo snapped his fingers and reported the names one by one, and his head was even higher.

Wei Baichen saw that everyone didn't believe it, and proved it for him: "This is true, I have read this report." But, Brother Charlotte, you're all in this position, what's not to be satisfied with, what kind of bicycle do you want?"

"Hahahaha......"

"Dabai, let me tell you, this is now, if I put aside my previous school for a while, I will definitely be able to get the first place!"

Ma Dongmei nodded, and said seriously: "Don't laugh, everyone, when Xia Luo was young, it was really a school grass!"

Shen Xialuo was very satisfied when he saw his partner speaking for him, and happily agreed: "That's it! I will be in the next school grass, and that is Yang Yangyang! Just imagine how I looked at that time!"

Ma Dongmei smiled, and then said: "Xia Luo, back then, it was a handsome mess!

"Aha......"

Everyone looked at Shen Xialuo's folds.

Shen Xialuo was pricking up his ears, waiting to hear good words, and this wave of turns almost broke his waist.

He hurriedly said to Ma Dongmei: "Hey, hey, how many years have we been friends, isn't it okay to dismantle the stage like this? If you want to say this, then I have to dismantle your platform too." ”

Ma Dongmei didn't care and said: "I have something to dismantle the stage, just say it!"

Shen Xialuo no longer leaned back, sat up straight, and whispered mysteriously: "Once, I was filming with Ma Dongmei, well, it was a kiss scene——— hey, that Peng Peng, why are you so excited?"

Everyone looked back, Peng Yuchang's eyes widened, his eyebrows raised high, his teeth biting the zipper of his clothes, and he looked like curiosity was surging.

Suddenly, he was discovered by Shen Xialuo, and hurriedly sat down obediently with a red face.

Huang Lei touched his head and smiled at everyone: "This kid has been engaged in acting for many years, and he hasn't filmed any exciting scenes, he is far worse than the two of you, especially Biqiao Baojian, who has much less experience." ”

Qiao Baojian immediately explained: "Teacher Huang, we have to explain this, I have been there until the point, most of them are not surprises, they are all frightened......!

As he spoke, he faked crying and amused everyone.

"Xia Luo, you go on, make a kiss scene with Dongmei, and then what?"

He Jiong glanced at Ma Dongmei, and saw that she was also a little curious, so he smiled and urged Shen Xialuo.

Zhang Zifeng didn't know what he said, hugged Ma Dongmei's arm, and grinned.

"Dongmei, they want to hear it, then I'll say it? You must not be angry and shy. ”

Shen Xialuo took the preventive shot in advance to prevent her from turning her face.

Ma Dongmei searched in her mind for half a year, but she didn't think of anything that she couldn't say, so she said boldly: "Say it! I'm not angry!"

"Domineering! My Dongmei is domineering!"

The champion He Jiong went online again, and praised Ma Dongmei.

Shen Xialuo was relieved, cleared his throat, and said shyly: "Once, I was filming a kiss scene with Dongmei, this acquaintance was not very easy to mouth, I rubbed for a long time before pouting and leaning over, and then, I called out as soon as I said!"

"How are you excited?" said Qiao Baojian with a smile.

"No, I'm in pain! Her face was covered in blood from her stubble!"

"Aha......"

"Ahh ”

Ma Dongmei laughed and was angry, and Cua had to stand up. Well, that's right, my sister obediently let go of Sister Dongmei's arm and put it at the right time.

"Hey, Zifeng, don't let go!

Shen Xialuo saw that Ma Dongmei was not good, so he quickly got up and lowered his head and hid behind Teacher He.

Zhang Zifeng smiled sweetly, hid beside his brothers, and waited to watch the show.

At this time, Huang Lei stood up and opened his arms in front of Shen Xialuo: "Xia Luo, no one is protecting you, then I'll come!"

"Teacher Huang, hey, you're still good to me!"

As he spoke, he shifted from behind He Jiong to Huang Lei, looking for a wider shelter.

Suddenly, Huang Lei squeezed his eyes at Ma Dongmei, and immediately hugged Shen Xialuo: "Dongmei, go!"

Ma Dongmei moved quickly, stepped forward quickly, and grabbed Shen Xialuo's ear: "Hehe, dare to say nonsense in the future?"

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Let go!"

Shen Xialuo was in pain, covered her ears, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"In the future, do you dare to say no nonsense?"

"Don't dare, don't dare! beg the woman to spare her life!"

Shen Xialuo is a good man who does not suffer immediate losses, and immediately admits his mistakes with a good attitude.

Ma Dongmei left satisfied, returned to her original position and sat down.

Shen Xialuo rubbed his ears and sighed: "Hey, a woman with a long beard has great strength!"

Forehead......

This is a dead mouth.

(The scene is bloody, the author is afraid of 404, so he won't describe it, everyone makes up for it by themselves)

He Jiong gave full play to his hosting expertise and smiled at the camera: "Audience friends, warm reminder, what you are watching now is not "Wulin Feng"! Not "Wulin Feng"! Not "Wulin Feng"! but "Longing for Life", of course, our show may not be so "yearning" for some people, hahaha......"

Ma Dongmei moved her neck, rubbed her fists, "hummed", went back to sit down, and found that Wuhua had woken up.

"Ahh......h

Shen Xialuo covered his waist, gasped, helped Teacher Huang beside him, and sat down slowly.

"Hey, don't act, otherwise everyone really thinks that Dong Mei is more violent!"

"Teacher Huang, I didn't act, my waist has always been bad, I don't believe you ask Ma Dongmei!"

"Dongmei, Charlotte's waist is not good, do you know?"

"I know, but what does it have to do with me, I hit him in the back. Ma Dongmei replied.

"Hey, why does it have nothing to do with you? My bad waist has something to do with you!"

"What does your bad back have to do with me?"

"I don't have a good waist, I just got it! Don't admit it!"

"Don't slander good people, your bad waist has nothing to do with me!"

"It's okay! I have a bad back, you made it!"

......

......

The two began to quarrel around the topic of "bad waist", but they didn't know that the others were already holding back laughter.

He Jiong, as "He Shouzhi", how could he bear it, picked up the teacup and drank tea, and when he thought of "I have a bad waist, you made it", a sip of tea squirted out......

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