"I didn't say that, it's all in the past, and now I look at the constellations!" Liu Zixia faced the audience and said with an exaggerated expression: "My Gemini, she Aries, the constellations are very compatible!"

While speaking, Liu Zixia also stretched out his index fingers and touched them together, and deliberately lengthened the tail note behind him.

Turning his head to look at Fan Wei, who was confused, Liu Zixia asked, "Big brother, what zodiac sign are you?"

Fan Wei looked at Liu Zixia like a fool and said, "I'm from the sofa seat, I'm paralyzed, and I can't go anywhere." ”

Liu Zixia was amused by Fan Wei's words and said, "Ahaha, I asked you about your constellation." ”

Fan Wei repeated: "You don't have a constellation, I have to sit here and be paralyzed." ”

Hahaha, the audience burst into laughter again.

What zodiac sign do you sit?

Uncle Fan Wei is from Mars, right? Why don't you even know the constellations?

This stalk, the audience can laugh for a year.

And they believe that almighty netizens will definitely make various adaptations for these two simple dialogues.

At that time, another Internet popular dialogue was born!

At this time, Yan Xuejing walked into the supplies with water.

Liu Zixia said helplessly: "This cousin, even if you don't understand it." ”

Yan Xuejing handed the water cup to Liu Zixia and said, "Come, drink water." ”

Fan Wei stretched out his hand halfway, cut off the water cup, and said, "Ah, I'll see if you brew it." ”

As he spoke, he picked up the thermos cup and put it to his lips and took a sip.

Bah!

"The tea leaves are not brewed, you can drink it. Just took a small sip, Fan Wei spit it out, and while talking, he handed the thermos cup to Liu Zixia.

“......”

Liu Zixia held a thermos cup in his hand, whether he drank it or not, he could only hold it so embarrassingly.

The audience was happy, in the end, Uncle Fan, even committing such a cheap crime is so fresh and refined.

You said you drank it all, and people didn't think you were dirty?

No one can drink it?

Yan Xuejing was very helpless by Fan Wei's unreasonable trouble, and said angrily: "This water for the guests, you said you rushed to drink something, you will go to that house later!"

"I'm paralyzed, why do you forget?" Fan Weile said, pointing to his two legs, "Okay again?"

Yan Xuejing had no choice but to lead Liu Zixia into the back room.

......

In the inner room, the two of them sat on the beds far away.

Yan Xuejing is nothing, Liu Zixia is quite reserved, not only put her legs together, but also tilt them up from time to time, and even the expression on her face is very tactful.

Yan Xuejing glanced at Liu Zixia and said, "Eh, I asked you something, but I actually saw it......"

"Don't ask. ”

Before Yan Xuejing finished speaking, Liu Zixia leaned over, clenched his right hand into a fist, and slapped Yan Xuejing's left arm.

"I'm a man!" Liu Zixia pursed his lips very arrogantly and said in a long voice.

As soon as Liu Zixia said this, the audience door in front of the scene and the live broadcast room erupted all of a sudden.

"I'm a man? hahaha...... My summer is so much fun!"

"Oops, no, I'm going to laugh to death, the thumping action just now is too feminine, too motherly!"

"This euphemistic appearance, as well as feminine movements, my Xia, you are a real woman......"

The audience was cramping with joy.

In Liu Zixia's current 'mother' state, it is really not at all related to the tall, handsome, and sunny image in the past, but a little like a sissy!

In fact, this posture and tone of speech were specially asked by Liu Zixia for advice from Comrade Xiao Xie, who gave him makeup.

Makeup artist Xiao Xie taught him everything, and Liu Zixia tried his best to learn.

In just a few minutes, he had learned, and he was even happier than that Song Xiaobao in his previous life!

The audience is full of curiosity about the screenwriter who created this sketchbook!

What kind of sacredness is it? It can make Liu Zixia play this sketch freely, and he will play this role alive as soon as he plays it!

I have to say that Liu Zixia has started to circle fans again, and the circle is still fans in the comedy industry!

On the stage, Yan Xuejing was stunned, why are you a man?

"You say that you have a few pieces of silver, whoever catches them asks, and whoever catches them asks. ”

Liu Zixia's words were over as soon as he picked them up, and he said: "These little old ladies have asked me in a daze! Ask me too much, I don't know what's wrong with myself! This day, now when I go to the toilet, I don't know whether it's better to squat or stand, uhhahahaha......hahahaha

Hahaha, really, so skinny!

I can go to the toilet to make so much exquisiteness, and it's good to squat and stand!

Is this a foreshadowing, is it a woman when you are squatting, and a man when you are standing?

Although it is a little vulgar, it sounds like real coke, and the kind of magical laughter that Liu Zixia brought at the end caused the audience to laugh or not.

Yan Xuejing was also amused by Liu Zixia, and the two of them laughed so much that they leaned forward and backwards, unscrupulously.

Fan Wei sat outside the house, listening to the movements of the two people in the room with his ears straight.

Hearing that it was full of laughter, he couldn't help but get up quietly and leaned into Banla's body.

Liu Zixia was smiling arbitrarily, and was suddenly startled when he saw Fan Wei leaning in and half-stretching his body.

'Wow' screamed, and then jumped towards Yan Xuejing like a rabbit.

Burst!

Didn't you just say, are you paralyzed? How did you stand up?

While the audience was laughing at Liu Zixia, they were also very interested in the next plot.

Yan Xuejing stood up and asked, "No, why did you stand up?"

Fan Wei stood at the door and said, "What's the matter, I said that you can be careful with the person you are talking to, don't talk about your life, pay attention to Yiao!"

Yan Xuejing was angry: "Hurry up, go back to your house!"

Fan Wei waved his hand and said, "Let's talk, I will continue to be paralyzed." ”

Liu Zixia hurriedly sat down and asked, "What's the matter?"

Yan Xuejing said in a low voice: "Sequelae, the spirit is also abnormal. ”

Liu Zixia suddenly realized and said, "Oh, hahaha......"

Damn, this can be rounded, and besides, this explanation is a little too far-fetched, and a person with a normal mind can't believe it?

Anyway, this is a good idea!

But think about it, sketches, what you want is to exaggerate, be funny, and believe it!

......

The two chatted again, and Fan Wei walked in unconsciously.

"Cousin, I can serve people ......"

Liu Zixia shook her legs like a little girl, and slapped Fan Wei's right arm with her left hand, "It's okay, hahahahaha......"

Here it is again, the standard thrashing motion, full of magic, as if it can laugh at once.

Every time they see and hear this, the corners of the audience's mouth will involuntarily rise.

And as long as Liu Zixia exaggerates a little, the audience's laughter will appear, which is extremely magical.

"What are you doing here?"

Seeing that Liu Zixia had no image and laughed loudly, Fan Wei was a little scared, and he said: "I let you serve for a day, and you can call me away." ”

The audience was already laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"No, I'm laughing like this, I'm afraid that he will laugh himself to death. ”

"With this attitude, it can definitely be called away, Uncle Fan is so pitiful!"

"The main thing is this skin color, this action, this laughter, you have to let it out for him at night, the cliff can scare people to death!"

"I can see that Uncle Fan is sabotaging the blind date between the two, continue to look down......"

This plot really doesn't have to be said.

Blind date, and then destroy blind date, the two scenes are constantly staged.

coupled with Liu Zixia's incomparably dazzling performance, the audience was deeply immersed in it and couldn't extricate themselves.

The servants chatted with the house and talked about having a baby.

Yan Xuejing: "Not born!"

Fan Wei stopped doing it and said: "Don't be so tidy, you are the object, you just say that your business is good, the old man is fine, why don't you give birth again?"

Yan Xuejing said angrily: "The old man is dead. ”

Fan Wei asked, "The old man died?"

"Not dead!" Yan Xuejing spit out a few words stiffly, "Live forever in our hearts!"

This sentence is so interesting, just like what is said in the primary school Chinese textbook, 'so-and-so, forever live in our hearts', which clearly means that people are gone!

The two of them are like two people quarreling, I say you are not good, you say I am not good.

Liu Zixia was like a tumbler, sandwiching him in the middle, listening to two sentences here and two sentences there.

Finally, when Fan Wei frantically complained about Yan Xuejing:

"The first time I twisted Yangge came back, that guy's face was painted, like black eyes. ”

Fan Wei made a bitter face and said: "At the gate, as soon as I rang the doorbell, I didn't enter the house, I looked at the door, I thought my mother was back." ”

Is the back? Say daughter-in-law is like him?

Are the two too similar?

Just when the audience thought of this, Fan Wei continued: "I will then burn the paper and kowtow to that morning!"

Hahaha, Lao Fan's mouth is also unforgiving.

The relationship is long gone, this is saying that Yan Xuejing paints her eyebrows and eyes, and dresses up like a ghost!

The two chatted for a long time as if no one was around, and treated Liu Zixia as air.

finally let Liu Zixia seize the opportunity and interjected: "Eh, then you are her old man, right?"

Fan Wei clapped his hands and said, "Have you looked at it, the fools can see it!"

"Hmm!" Liu Zixia nodded as if he was stupid and bold.

When the audience was amused by Liu Zixia's cuteness, he slapped his leg and said to Yan Xuejing:

"I only understood when I heard this! That, such a good big brother, Xue Jing, you can grow a little longer! This is the person who loves you the most, this is the person who loves you the most! Don't be foolish, and you brought me here, how fat you are!"

Isn't it fat, the image of this little black old man, you can look at it?

Liu Zixia continued: "I'm going to tell you, you can't point to my more than 1,000 square meters!"

Yan Xuejing was curious: "How to pinch it?"

Liu Zixia told the truth: "I was in the boiler room of the unit. ”

Yan Xuejing asked: "Then why do you say that you are in charge of more than 2,000 people?"

Liu Zixia glared: "Heating!"

Yan Xuejing was dumbfounded: "Are you burning the boiler?"

"Hmm!" Liu Zixia nodded.

Fan Wei, who was sitting on the side, spoke: "Did you see it? You don't have the right color, it's baked!"

Hahaha!

The audience laughed again, today's sketch show, from the beginning to the present, has not buried the skin color on Liu Zixia's body.

Feelings, this is still a joke that can be used for a long time!