"What? Aren't you mining ......?"

The Qu brothers instantly widened their eyes, and several other petty officials were also stunned, they never expected that the emperor would not only come to Fengyue Place, but the person who stood in front of him was actually the famous Prince Yongshi, they really looked at the sky tonight - there are no beads!

"That's right!"

Zhao Guanren quickly picked up the silver ticket on the ground, got up and said with a wicked smile: "This king has never lied, there is a mine in this king's fiefdom, I am not mining anything, Zhao Bifa is my milk name, hehe~"

'So shameless!!

The Qu brothers scolded his ancestors for eighteen generations in their hearts, but no matter how ruthless they scolded, they couldn't be as good as the prince no matter how good they were.

"Your Majesty, the master of the horse is a prostitute......

Song ate the pig and immediately fell into the well, and said sadly: "Feng Luan tended to his obscenity, arranged for him to sleep with two official prostitutes, and he also wanted to settle down for the official prostitute and buy it back to the private house to enjoy, Wechen wanted to snatch back people and let him stop in moderation, how did he know that he was bold and rushed in to injure Wechen, it was too lawless!"

"Someone's coming!"

Emperor Shunyao pointed at the horse and shouted: "All these smoky and miasma things are sent to the Beijing Governor's Guard for good interrogation, they dare to act mischief in front of my eyes, and there must be even more lawless deeds behind them, and they will be tried by me word for word!"

"The emperor is gracious! We will immediately raise military salaries, and we will definitely satisfy the emperor......

Qu Zheng rushed over, but he was kicked over by Emperor Shunyao, and the people in the guard immediately rushed in and tied them up, but Emperor Shunyao scolded again: "Take these corrupt officials and corrupt officials away, and this fat-bellied Fengluan, and exile them directly after the trial!"

"The emperor spares his life! The emperor spares his life......"

Fat Fengluan lay on the ground and kowtowed his head, but he was still dragged down, only a group of geisha were left in the room kneeling and trembling, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were also lying on their stomachs and did not dare to move, they could not have imagined that the emperor would come to such a place.

"Yun Xuan, why haven't you opened your door to meet guests these days......

The crown prince and Prince Duan walked in enthusiastically, Zhao Guanren took off his black gauze hat to reveal his short hair, pointed to the heavenly spirit cover and said: "Cut your hair and sacrifice to God, you really should ask the gods not to spend money, burn incense and worship, and the tribute incense case is indispensable!"

"Yun Xuan, it's really hard for you......"

Emperor Shunyao grabbed his hand with emotion, and Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Everything is for the good of the people of the world, don't kneel a few of you, quickly hold up the table, let people serve wine and food, blow the flute, and dance waves!"

"Weichen will arrange it, this is my business......"

Song ran out of the pig fart, the guards also came in to re-prop up the tables and chairs, the geisha hurriedly got up to play and sing, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were under the command of Zhao Guanren, serving tea and pouring water for the four of them in a restrained manner, and Jin Wuming was guarding the window.

"You two close the door and wait inside......"

Emperor Shunyao waved his hand and lay on the table, and said in a low voice: "Yunxuan! It is now rumored that I have missed the Erlang God by sacrificing to the sky, but we have never seen the gods before, thinking that the sacrifice to the sky is to honor the gods from all walks of life, is the Erlang God really unhappy?"

"Smack~"

Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said depressedly: "Can you be happy when you put it on you, don't you use bean bags as dry food!"

"Alas~ Father, the emperor! Erchen said it at the time......"

The prince said urgently: "Ning Shao is a village, not a lot of households! For example, if you sent the commander to the countryside to suppress the bandits, and the township paid tribute to the court, you and the court made a note of them, but the general didn't get any benefits, can he not be angry?"

"Your Majesty......!

Jin Wuming turned around and said: "I personally don't care, but my brothers can't run in vain, I felt that Erlang God was a little annoyed that night, and threw a roaring dog and turned around and left, otherwise our hall would not be bombed, he raised his hand!"

"I didn't mean to......

Emperor Shunyao patted his leg and said urgently: "Yun Xuan, let's build a temple for Erlang God now, is it too late for the perennial incense to continue?"

"The temple can't be erected, otherwise the Jade Emperor will be unhappy......"

Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "Don't worry! Erlang God I have already been filial, even if this article is over, but the third prince found me, I was originally joking with Seventeen, but I didn't expect him to really give Seventeen a rain, saying that Seventeen danced well, but it is not an example!"

“......”

The father and son glanced at each other, and the prince asked in a low voice, "Is this happy or unhappy?"

"Dragons are indiscriminate!" You say he's happy or not, but he can't rain ......."

Zhao Guanren smoked his cigarette and said: "There are heavenly rules in the sky, don't fornicate with mortals, otherwise he will be thrown down to the dragon pool to peel the skin and cramp, but in a few days, isn't it the Pan Tao Club, I listened to what he meant, and wanted me to take Seventeen to the Heavenly Palace, and the Yuan Shen out of body would not be considered a mortal!"

"I can really go to the Heavenly Palace......"

The prince asked with a blank eye: "Can you still come down from the sky, can you give birth to a dragon son out of the body?"

"Of course you can't give birth, the out-of-body spirit is a soul ......"

Zhao Guanren said: "The Jade Emperor gave me a hundred immortal cards, let me give them to a hundred great good people, lead them to the sky to eat a peach banquet, the first class card is only issued to the ninth generation of good people, only one in my hand, the second class card is issued to the innocent and good people, and the third class card is issued to the repentant good people!"

"What?"

The four of them were all stunned, and Prince Duan said in disbelief: "You are actually a good person in the ninth world, can you be a good person if you are greedy for money and lustful?"

"What a bad thing, when did you see me start and abandon and harm the people......

Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "Do you know what virtue I have accumulated in my last life, the corpse demon slaughtered the human race to only one-tenth left, I took the whole family to the battlefield to eliminate the demon, and all the human beings praised me as the emperor I didn't do it, and I came to Dashun to eliminate the demon with my bare ass!"

"I know!"

Emperor Shunyao suddenly slapped the table and said: "No wonder you are playing with your life to cure poison, and you also said that you promised a master to save all mankind from the catastrophe, this master should be the Jade Emperor, and your mission should be to eliminate all corpse poisons!"

"That's right, you're not wrong at all......"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "In fact, the Heavenly Palace is not in the sky, it is equivalent to another world, they control thousands of small worlds, and the rule is that they must not forcibly interfere with the life and death of all walks of life, so they can only ignite mortals and let mortals save themselves, I invite Shenlong to operate in violation of the law!"

"Yun Xuan!"

Emperor Shunyao asked in confusion: "Why don't you interfere with the life and death of all walks of life, who will we destroy to give them incense?"

"Your Majesty, if you control 10,000 countries, each of which is the size of Dashun, and you often fight over resources, how can you stop ......?"

Zhao Guanren said with a straight face: "If a strong country doesn't rob things, it will be bullied, and a weak country doesn't want to be destroyed, you can't help either side, you can only send a spy to the past, secretly help the weak country, and maintain the balance between the two countries, otherwise let the strong country know and not rebel?"

"Oh, I see, it makes sense......

The father and son suddenly realized, Zhao Guanren took out three gold medals and put them on the table, and said: "Anyway, that's what it means, what people are fighting for immortals, we mortals can't understand, these three immortal cards are prepared by me for the three of you!"

"Oh~"

The father and son exclaimed in unison, Jin Wusheng also hurriedly walked over, and the prince asked, "How much is this, what is the difference?"

"Don't think about it as soon as you wait, only this one is in my neck, but you can listen to the heavens......"

Zhao Guanren pulled out the big gold medal from the collar and said: "The second-class card can travel to the Heavenly Palace, go to the peach garden to participate in the peach conference, not only can you meet the Jade Emperor, but also watch the seven fairies dance, the third-class card can only go around outside the garden, squat on the ground and eat a peach to get out!"

"iQue Heavenly Palace!, let's be second-class......"

The father and son were all excited, lying on the table with six eyes shining, and even Jin Wusheng coveted: "Lord Zhao!

Zhao Guanren raised his finger and smiled: "You're not stupid, a peach increases your longevity by a thousand years!"

"What? Can you live a thousand more years by eating a peach......

The four of them clenched their fists excitedly, but Zhao Guanren said again: "If you live for a thousand years and become a goblin, the fairy palace will give it to you in batches, so that you will live a long life and live a hundred years in every life, and you will not let you eat more, two per person!"

"I'll just say it......"

Prince Duan said with a little disappointment: "How can anyone live for a thousand years, but it is also very good to live a long life of 100 years in every life, can these three second-class cards be given to us?"

"According to the rules, you can't even get a third-class card......"

Zhao Guanren said: "A few hurry up to build a good hall and do real good deeds, when I go to heaven and say that the emperor's house has an exemplary role in doing good deeds, and can drive a large number of good people and good deeds, as long as the four heavenly kings let go, you will pass the assessment, and I will pack the third-class card of Lao Jin!"

"Yun Xuan, your great kindness, our father and son are grateful......

The father and son all got up and bowed deeply, and Emperor Shunyao said even more seriously: "We have already repented, and we will do good deeds and accumulate virtue in the future, and change our past mistakes!"

"You put away the immortal cards first, but don't tell Seventeen ......"

Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "In fact, there is only a line between the world and hell, the world can only be relatively clean, not absolutely clean, since you have decided to let the Seventeen Prison Country, she must do some dirty things, otherwise there will never be a peaceful day in Dashun!"

"This ......"

The father and son hesitated, but Zhao Guanren waved his hand again and said: "Don't worry! The little white dragon is still thinking about her, the peach will hold a meeting to secretly carry her to the sky, and when the time comes, I will carry a peach for her to eat, and she can start and finish well, anyway, I have eaten it twice and it is not bad for that one!"

"That's good, that's good......"

The father and son breathed a sigh of relief again, and the prince asked, "By the way, when will the peach be opened, and we can't do good deeds now?"

"One day in the sky, one year on the earth! The gods are used to being lazy, and the thieves slow down ......"

Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly: "I only told me that they would eat in a few days, and their days are our years, but you can rest assured, as long as you enshrine the immortal card, even if you die on the battlefield, the Yuan Shen will wait outside the Nantian Gate, and you will be able to see us in three or two days!"

"Oh, that's great, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up......"

The four of them were completely lame, but Zhao Guanren was not cheating them, leading them to the right path is better than any policy, but they can't be too radical, otherwise they will take too big a step and pull the egg.

"Hu Lingzhi, come in......"

Zhao Guanren called the mother and daughter of the Hu family, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, you can do good deeds at any time, I think you should start with the Amnesty Sect Music Workshop, and dismiss them, those who are willing to stay are good family artists, and if you don't want to, you can send some silver and send them back to their hometown!"

"Yes, I will issue a decree tomorrow to grant amnesty to the world......

Emperor Shunyao waved his big hand very happily, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family couldn't believe their ears, and knelt on the ground excitedly and kowtowed to thank him, and kowtowed to Zhao Guanren three times in a row.

"Lord Wang!"

Jin Wuming suddenly whispered: "The courtesan who plays the jade flute in the back, I don't think something is right, she has been listening to us with her ears pricked up, and the tune is out of tune!"

"Haha~"

Zhao Guanren knew that he was talking about the famous prostitute Dong Siyun, so he pretended to whisper inadvertently: "I seem to know who she is, you look at my eyes!"