Sun Sanbai saw Yue Yunkun rubbing, and couldn't help urging: "Hurry up and talk about drinking, and then ink, believe it or not, I'll whip you with a big mouth!"

Yue Yunkun was interested: "Then let's go on, my master and he drink, and he is different from others!"

Sun: "Why is it different?"

Yue: "People drink wine and take a wine dispenser, a small cup and a small cup upside down, my master is different, directly take the wine dispenser and the pot to toast everywhere, and pour it into the mouth, so it has a nickname called 'carrying the pot chong'!"

Sun: "Oh, that's what 'carrying a pot to punch' means." ”

Yue: "When my master drank the wine, I only heard a grunt, followed by another thump. ”

Sun: "Why do you make two noises?"

Yue: "This first goo-dong is the wine has fallen into the stomach, and the second goo-dong is an echo." ”

Sun: "And the echo? Your master's belly is big enough!"

Yue: "It's not big, it's much smaller than you, anyway, it's just that you can drink." ”

Sun: "Don't talk about me, talk about your master." According to what you say, your master is massive, and he is not drunk with a thousand cups?"

Yue: "It's not that he hasn't been drunk, I've seen him drunk once." ”

Sun: "Oh? ”

Yue: "That night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and my master broke into the backstage full of alcohol, and called his son as soon as he came in. ”

Sun: "Huh, Teacher Yu is shy and has a baby late. It stands to reason that his son is still young, and he is not usually in the background, right?"

Yue: "yes, so we think it's weird too. Just when we were wondering, my master jumped and jumped with joy, hugged a young man and kissed him, and muttered, 'Oh, son, I want to die daddy'. ”

Sun: "Who is that person?" Teacher Yu called his son. ”

Yue: "That person, hehe, isn't it the one sitting down there who is stupidly happy!" Guo Dalin!"

Guo Dalin feigned anger and wanted to go on stage to beat people, but was hugged by Meng and Erren beside him.

Sun Sanbai hurriedly covered Yue Yunkun's mouth, looked left and right, and whispered: "This matter, we just know it in our hearts, don't talk nonsense!"

Yue Yunkun pushed his hand away: "This is not what I said, it was said by my master." ”

Sun: "Well, that's what your master said after he got drunk, it's all nonsense, and I can't count it."

Yue: "Yes...... But I've heard that if I drink and tell the truth, it might be—"

Sun: "Hey, don't take me with you if you die, you have said it, let's not think about it in the future!"

At this time, Guo Dalin also rushed over and wanted to beat Yue Yunkun.

Sun Sanbai hurriedly persuaded: "Da Lin, let's put on a show for everyone, you can't do a lot, you go back and sit first." Wait a minute, you can go to any dad to sue!"

Guo Dalin saw that Sun Sanbai was also holding back, and came over to scratch him.

Yan Hefei persuaded: "Forget it, forget it, don't we all take advantage of others on the stage, don't be angry, if you want to be angry, you can't say clearly." ”

Guo Dalin knew that the two were joking in the show, and he couldn't get really angry, so he reluctantly returned to his seat, and everyone around him laughed.

Sun: "There was just an episode, the protagonist of the live-action version of "Little Tadpole Looking for Dad" came to find fault, let's not talk about it for the time being, let's talk about hot hair!"

Yue: "Okay, then let's talk about my master's perm." He is an old man, he loves to perm his hair, and he rolls it up one by one, like an old aunt who goes to the street to buy vegetables. ”

Sun: "Haha, maybe it's all permed in a barbershop." ”

Yue: "That's definitely not, my master's hair was permed by me." ”

Sun: "Are you hot? Why are you hot, let's learn from it, do you think it's okay?"

"Good!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong looked really energetic, and naturally applauded extraordinarily.

Yue: "Since everyone wants to hear it, I'll learn from it." Then trouble Mr. Sun, you will not have the surname Sun now, change your surname to Yu. ”

Sun: "Didn't you say before that I was pretending to be a horse? Now it's changing to Teacher Yu? Okay, you can do whatever you want." ”

Yue: "Well, then I'll burn you, ...... ......"

Sun: "What are you burning?

Yue: "Fire tongs!"

Sun: "Huh?

Yue: "Don't move, ah, it's broken!"

Sun: "What's wrong? Don't be surprised. ”

Yue: "You just moved around, and you burned a piece, and your hairstyle was a little ruined." ”

Sun: "Huh?

Yue: "It's okay, it's okay, I have a way." ”

Sun: "What's the solution?"

Yue: "Come on, stick your head out, I'll give you a plate! I promise to give you a round plate!"

As he spoke, Yue Yunkun rubbed Sun Sanbai's head vigorously, and his hair was like a chicken nest.

Sun: "I knew you didn't hold your fart, waiting for me here!"

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone looked at Sun Sanbai's naïve state of desperately smoothing his hair, and they all laughed heartily.

He Jiong said: "Haha, the performance is good, no worse than the performance in the theater." ”

"Okay! good acting!" Huang Lei took a sip of the soup in the bowl and applauded.

Everyone also applauded them, and everyone liked that there could be such an improvised cross talk show during the meal.

It's a pity that the sky is not beautiful, and suddenly the wind blows up, and in the blink of an eye, raindrops the size of beans fall densely from the air.

When everyone hid in the back room, Huang Lei smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, we've all eaten." There is nothing big in the afternoon, and there is no need to go out, so everyone can play in the house. ”

Dingdingding......

At this moment, the phone rang suddenly.

Huang Lei said to He Jiong: "What's the matter?

He Jiong shook his head and said he didn't know.

According to the reception process of the mushroom house, it is generally a call in the morning, come for lunch and dinner, and leave for breakfast overnight, and few people come in the afternoon.

On the other side, Wei Baichen and Peng Yuchang ran over to answer the phone very consciously.

"Hey, hello, this is the mushroom house, who are you looking for?" Wei Baichen asked in a good manner.

"It doesn't matter who I am, I order food. ”

The voice on the other end of the phone was a little low, Wei Baichen and Peng Yuchang didn't think it was, but they felt very familiar.

"Then you can order it. However, it's not convenient to go out in the rain today, so don't order too difficult dishes. Wei Baichen said carefully.

Huang Lei patted He Jiong on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Teacher He, look at this kid, he will really save me trouble." ”

The deep voice on the other end of the phone rang again: "I'll just drink a cup of hand-ground coffee, remember, I must grind it by hand!"

"Good, good, no problem. ”

As soon as Wei Baichen and Peng Yuchang heard such a simple request, they all excitedly agreed in unison.

Hand ground coffee?

Huang Lei raised his head and thought for a while, and sighed: "Is it him? That's a rare guest, he doesn't appear on variety shows much." ”

"Teacher Huang, who is it?" Peng Yuchang couldn't help but ask.

"An old-timer in the entertainment industry is an old actor, you will know when you meet. Huang Lei didn't say it clearly.

He Jiong also guessed: "Sister and Peng Peng, you two are waiting for him to come, but you have to ask him for advice on acting." Dabai, if you are willing to engage in the film and television industry, you can also take the opportunity to let him teach you more. ”

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