"What game, what's the stake?" Huang Lei asked curiously.

Guo Dalin roughly talked about the things on the mountain.

Wei Baichen didn't expect him to take the matter of the game seriously, and it was a little difficult to mention the matter of punishment at this moment.

He's a newcomer, and he can't afford to offend anyone here......

Unless it's—

Peng Yuchang saw that his eyes turned to him, and he hurriedly sat upright, scaring him: "Dabai, I came to the mushroom house earlier than you, and I am your senior, if you dare to choose me, I will let you beat my back every day in the future." ”

"Yo, our Peng Peng is terrible now, and he dares to scare newcomers. ”

Huang Lei crumpled the tissue into a ball and smashed it across the table.

Peng Yuchang hurriedly dodged, his desire to survive exploded, and he hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no! How dare I! I'll tease him!"

Wei Baichen thought for a while and said, "That's it, I'll turn the soup spoon and point it to whoever comes." ”

Everyone knew that he didn't want to offend people, so they all smiled and nodded in agreement.

I saw that the soup spoon was turning slower and slower, slowly approaching Peng Yuchang.

Peng Yuchang excitedly shouted: "Turn around! Turn a little more!"

It's also strange that the soup spoon really turned to Zhang Zifeng beside him little by little.

"Yes, sister, it's you! You're going to give Dabai a slap on the back, hahaha...... Well. ”

Peng Yu laughed happily a few times, suddenly caught a glimpse of Teacher Huang's eyes, and quickly covered his mouth and shut up.

Who knows, Hall Master Meng is a person who has no eyesight, and said with a smile: "Sister Zifeng, this is according to the rules for you, or you will admit the punishment-"

Before he could finish speaking, Huang Lei had already rushed out, covered his face with both hands, and smiled evilly: "Who is this, Ma Ma Lailai, dry and dry, not mellow at all, coil him!"

As he spoke, Huang Lei took out his good skill of rubbing the lion's head and began to coil him!

"Hahahaha......"

Everyone laughed, especially Mr. Zhou leaned forward and backwards with laughter, no one thought that their own cross talk jokes would be fulfilled on themselves.

Master Meng was rubbed so that his face was deformed, he was dizzy, and he couldn't hear anything in his mouth.

Huang Lei rubbed for a while, then raised his hand and rested.

Hall Master Meng hurriedly seized this line of respite and moved his facial muscles.

"Pemba, come here, I have something to tell you. Huang Lei beckoned Peng Yuchang to his side.

Peng Yuchang really thought there was something, ran to him and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's okay, I'm just borrowing you some oil for use!"

As he spoke, Huang Lei wiped Peng Peng's barren forehead twice with his hand, grabbed Hall Master Meng again, and then crossed him!

Everyone present was dumbfounded.

This is rubbing dry feet, borrowing some "human oil" to moisten your hands, and then dish?

Peng Yuchang was also confused, why did he borrow oil from me......

Hall Master Meng struggled to escape from Teacher Huang's grasp, and shouted vaguely, "Huang ...... Teacher...... I was wrong...... Finish...... Please let it go!"

Hearing that he surrendered, Huang Lei also gave up, and said to Wei Baichen with a smile: "Da Bai, don't get me wrong, I don't want to play tricks for Zifeng. That's it, looking at Hall Master Meng's dry little face, I want to round it up for him. ”

Wei Baichen looked at the red face of Hall Master Meng, and was shocked: The pet daughter is so terrifying! After the sickle and slippers, there is a big new killer move!

Huang Lei looked at Wei Baichen and looked at Hall Master Meng and himself dumbfounded, and said with a smile: "Da Bai, if you still want Zhang Zifeng to beat your back for you, you just nodded." ”

Wei Baichen glanced sideways at Zhang Zifeng, and found that she was drinking milk and looking at herself with a smile, and said in a daze: "No, Teacher Huang, my back is not sore, so I don't need to be beaten." ”

"Oh, yes, I see that your answer is not simple, do you also feel that your face is dry, and I will take care of it for you?"

"No, no, no, no-"

Before he could finish speaking, Mr. Huang's big hands were already on his face and began to rub them: "Dabai, although the weather is hot now, but rubbing your face can relax and invigorate your blood, which is good for your body!"

Wei Baichen wanted to cry without tears, he really didn't want his sister to beat her back, didn't she just answer a little late, huh......

Huang Lei rubbed for a while, ready to stop.

Wei Baichen also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, thinking that it was finally over.

Who knows, Peng Yuchang, who has no conscience, lifted his bangs, revealing a bright big forehead, and said to Huang Lei expectantly: "Teacher Huang, let's smear some oil!"

Huang Lei didn't expect him to come here, and laughed and said: "Da Bai, remember Peng Peng's face, wait a while, don't be polite! As for me, I can't live up to his good intentions, so I will come next! Don't blame me!"

As soon as the words fell, Huang Lei wiped a handful of oil from Peng Yuchang's forehead, and smiled at Zhang Zifeng: "Sister, look at Dabai's face, numb and dry, not mellow at all, what should I do?"

Zhang Zifeng looked at Wei Baichen's slightly red face, and shouted mischievously: "him!"

After shouting, she covered her face with a teacup and laughed secretly.

"Hahaha, sister, well done!" Peng Yuchang shouted gloatingly.

Everyone also shouted, among them, Master Meng shouted the loudest.

Huang Lei was not ambiguous, pretending to be embarrassed: "Hey, Dabai, I have to listen to the voices of the masses, here!"

Wei Baichen felt that his cheeks were sour, and even saliva flowed out, and he struggled and shouted, "Director...... Director Wang Yuzheng...... I'm going to...... Get off work!"

When Mr. Zhou saw him shouting out his wise words, he also said happily: "Don't shout, Dabai." I've shouted this hundreds of times, and if it works, I'll be able to retire!"

"Hahaha......"

In the laughter of everyone, Wei Baichen, as the winner of the radish pulling competition, received an unexpected "reward".

He Jiong added some tea to him and said with a smile: "Dabai, this game, you will win less in the future, otherwise the ghost knows what reward is waiting for you!"

Zhang Zifeng saw that Wei Baichen's face was full of oil and saliva, and he pulled a tissue for him with a smile.

Peng Yuchang also came over to curry favor and said: "Dabai, we are all for the effect of the show, you see that I don't care about the image." Come on, eat something See you tomorrow!"

After speaking, he took some enoki mushrooms and put them in Wei Baichen's bowl.

See you tomorrow...... What a disgusting name......

Wei Baichen disgusted it, but still ate it. Well, it still tastes good.

At the dinner table, everyone talked and laughed and began all kinds of weird talent shows.

Yue Yunkun got up and said, "Everyone knows, my master and teacher Yu have three hobbies, smoking, drinking, and burning your hair!"

Sun Sanbai came over to cooperate: "Teacher Yu loves to play and raise horses, and his horse can also do three things, light cigarettes, pour wine, and burn people's heads!"

Yue Yunkun smiled and said: "I'll learn from everyone, Mr. Sun, you will play the show, and you will play the horse!"

Sun Sanbai readily agreed: "No problem, after all, I used to work in the zoo and am familiar with horses." ”

"Let's learn how to smoke for everyone first! This smoking is particular, my master loves to smoke cigarettes, first dip some saliva, take a note to roll the tobacco, and then clip it with two fingers, and the cigarette is finished. Come on, big fat horse, give me some of it!"

"Yes, I'm playing a horse now, I'll give you some loss. Sun Sanbai pretended to light a cigarette.

"After I clicked it, I was so wordy again!Ah~Beautiful~Ahh

Yue Yunkun made a fierce smoking motion, first looking intoxicated, then suddenly screamed, and hurriedly retracted his hand.

"What's the matter, what are you calling in such a good way? This spring has passed!" Sun Sanbai teased.

Yue: "It's hot! it hurts, can you not scream!"

Sun: "Good guy, just one sip, you can smoke the butt of the cigarette? ”

Yue: "No, my master smokes a lot." He's smoking in the house, and the people who put out the fire are waiting outside, for fear he'll set himself on fire!"

Sun: "It's lit? Who can light themselves when they smoke?"

Yue: "Others can't, my master can! My master smoked cigarettes and he smoked in his lungs, and ah, he swallowed all the smoke in his stomach, and no smoke came out!"

Sun: "Is this for fear of fining the 200 yuan?"

Yue: "Ahem, you don't know how to speak human language, my master is short of money? There are two sea-view houses in the Sahara Desert! And his father is also quite a good character, I'm afraid I will scare you to death if I say it!"

Sun: "Okay, it's not bad for money, and I'm not afraid of fines." Then why doesn't he spit it out when he smokes, but has to swallow it in his stomach?"

Yue: "Hey, isn't that afraid of wasting it! What a waste it is, this smoke comes in and comes out again!"

Sun: "It's not a waste to inhale it, it's just a bit of a lung drain." Dear, this is the first cigarette. You give Xuexue a second drink. ”

Yue: "Hey, if you let me learn, I'll learn? ”

Sun: "So what are you going to do?"

Yue: "Then you have to give a reward to my unmasked fans for their new book "Longing for the Bright Starlight"!