Chapter 299: 10,000 True Damage to a Single Dog
The second "bowl" of water was served, and the red paper was revealed, but the water was still red, indicating that the basin of water was "spicy"!
Before Zhang Yipeng could drink it, he was choked by the spicy smell in his face and wanted to shed tears, he closed his eyes and took a big sip of the basin, and then swallowed it, and the whole person was speechless.
The bridesmaids smiled again and asked, "Is it sweet?"
Zhang Yipeng was spicy and burst into tears and said: "Sweet!"
The bridesmaids smiled and asked, "What's the sweet method?"
Zhang Yipeng said: "Love is as sweet as a fire, burning in my heart and not extinguished!"
The bridesmaids smiled and said, "Okay, please ask the groomsmen to drink this basin of water for the groom!"
This pot of chili water was brought to the eyes of the four groomsmen, and the groomsmen couldn't help but say when they saw this pot of water with chili seeds floating in it: "My good man!"
When a groomsman saw this pot of chili water, he was so frightened that he hurriedly shook his head and said, "Brothers, you work hard to solve this pot of water, I really can't do it, I have hemorrhoids!"
Another best man said: "Let Qiangzi come, isn't he from Sichuan and Chongqing? ”
The best man named Qiangzi hurriedly shirked and said: "Let Brother Feng come, he is from Hunan, hasn't he always said that he can eat spicier food than us Sichuan and Chongqing people, I admit defeat and give it to Brother Feng!"
Several groomsmen shirked their resignations, but they still couldn't avoid drinking this pot of chili water, the one with hemorrhoids didn't drink much, the main force was Qiangzi and Brother Feng, the two best men, the two of them deserved to be able to eat spicy, one of them killed half of it, but after both of them drank it, they both shed tears of remorse, and they were also empty, and their mouths were still constantly sighing, and they had imagined how they would scream when they went to the toilet tomorrow: "Ah...... Yes...... Oh...... Ahh
The third "bowl" water is a little green, it is made of bitter gourd juice, Zhang Yipeng squatted on the ground for a long time and held his head for a long time after drinking it and couldn't speak, this basin of "bitter" water drank it so that he got goosebumps, several groomsmen saw Zhang Yipeng like this, and they were so frightened that they turned their heads and wanted to run, but they were blocked by the enthusiastic crowd in the corridor.
The bridesmaid looked at Zhang Yipeng and asked with a smile: "Groom, is it sweet?"
Zhang Yipeng's face had become a bitter gourd face, but he still nodded and said, "Sweet!"
"What's the sweet method?"
"Sweet in the heart, hard to open. ”
At this time, Zhang Yipeng felt that he was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.
This basin of bitter water was served to the groomsmen, this basin of bitter water took the longest time for the four groomsmen, it took nearly ten minutes to drink, after drinking, the eyes of the four people were gloomy, full of doubts about life, the bitter ones were really speechless, and now there is only a stomach full of regrets - why do you want Zhang Yipeng to be the best man?
However, this basin of bitter water washed away the burning pain caused by the spicy water.
These three basins of water went down, and the four best men lost half their lives.
The last basin of water is sweet water, this basin of water is more delicious, there is no pressure, but there is too much sugar, and it is a little sweet.
"Sweet or not?"
"Sweet!"
"What's the sweet method?"
Zhang Yipeng roared loudly: "It's so sweet that I love her for 10,000 years!"
The surrounding crowd applauded, and the four groomsmen also shed tears of excitement after receiving this basin of sweet water.
After the four basins of water were solved, the bridesmaid said: "There will always be ups and downs on the road of life, but I believe that after marriage, the groom and the bride will face all the ups and downs! Pass the third level!"
Lin Ping also said: "Yes, with your beloved, no matter what setbacks and hardships you face, no matter what ups and downs, everything will be sweet." We also asked the groom and his groomsmen to continue upstairs to challenge their fourth level!"
One of the best men joked and said with some resentment: "The two of them are sweet ghosts, and they both let us drink it!"
Zhang Yipeng walked upstairs with high spirits, and the four best men, you look at me, I look at you, looking at each other and motionless.
"Let's go, best man, why don't you go?" Lin Ping asked with a smile.
The groomsmen hurriedly shook their heads: "No, no, let's take it easy, people ask for money as groomsmen, which kills Yi Peng as a best man." ”
Lin Ping smiled and said, "It's okay, the next level won't torture you." ”
The four groomsmen said with a look of disbelief, "Really?"
Lin Ping smiled and said, "Really!"
After Lin Ping played the package ticket, the four groomsmen pushed me and I pushed you upstairs.
Zhang Yipeng walked to the front of the stairs, Wang Yige stood upstairs and said: "Please Mr. Zhang stay! I am the examiner of the fourth level, and my level is very simple, that is, you walk from the first step under your feet to my step, and you have to make a poem every step you take." ”
Zhang Yipeng counted a total of twelve steps, and said with a sad face: "Then shouldn't I make twelve poems?"
At this time, one of the best men said: "Brother Peng, you are stupid, you have to take one step at a time, you can't take several steps at a time!"
Zhang Yipeng listened to it, his eyes lit up and he took three steps with a big stride, in fact, he can take more, but he is afraid that the step will be big and the crotch will be cracked, after all, he is wearing trousers, and then said: "I don't know the rhythm of ancient poetry or anything, this Meng Fei is more familiar, I will make a modern poem, and I have developed limbs and a simple mind, thanks to Meng Fei's edification, I will be so little ugly." ”
"Good!" everyone applauded.
After Zhang Yipeng took the first step, he thought about it and shouted loudly to Yu Mengfei upstairs: "Mengfei! I love you, like an ancient well, deep and waveless." ”
Then Zhang Yipeng took the second step, and then said: "I love you, like an ocean, magnificent." ”
Then in the third step, Zhang Yipeng continued to shout: "I love you, like the stars in the sky, twinkling forever." ”
In the last step, Zhang Yipeng walked up to the third floor, and then said affectionately: "Meng Fei, I love you like you love me, but I will always love me more than you." ”
"Oh!"
The onlookers upstairs and downstairs applauded, and the fathers and villagers in the mountains were also amused by the straightforward verses of Zhang Yipeng, a native of the city, and some women lowered their heads in shame.
And the bridesmaids upstairs also surrounded Yu Mengfei one by one and said, "No, today's dog food is too supportive, too supportive." ”
And Yu Mengfei's face also flushed after listening to Zhang Yipeng's poems.
Zhang Yipeng looked at Wang Yige and asked with a smile: "Yige, have I passed the test?"
Wang Yige smiled and nodded: "Well, Mr. Zhang, you have passed the customs and can go upstairs." ”
At this time, Yu Mengfei's voice suddenly came from upstairs: "Yi Peng, your poem is wrong." ”
Everyone was stunned and silent, and the world became quiet, not understanding why Yu Mengfei would say this.
At this time, Yu Mengfei said with a smile: "You will never love you as much as I do." ”