Chapter 300: Happiness
The teaching building of Zhongguo Hope School is four stories high, from the school gate to the fourth floor is just five passes, starting from the first pass of carrying water, Zhang Yipeng and his best men have passed the four levels to the fifth level, after this last level, Zhang Yipeng can successfully marry Yu Mengfei.
Lin Ping, as the wedding host, said: "Congratulations to the groom Zhang Yipeng for successfully passing the first four levels, and the last test is Liu Weiguo and Feng Xiao, former students of Zhongguo Hope School.
Zhang Yipeng replied loudly with confidence: "It's done!"
Liu Weiguo and Feng Xiao looked at each other and smiled and said together: "This last level is called the heart, and we will test the tacit understanding between the groom and the bride." ”
Then Liu Weiguo said: "The four groomsmen and bridesmaids will ask the bride and groom about each other's questions, and if the bride and groom can't answer, or answer incorrectly, the groomsmen and bridesmaids who ask the questions will punish the bride or groom, and the punishment can be borne by the groomsmen and bridesmaids instead." ”
Feng smiled and said, "Are you ready?"
The groomsmen and bridesmaids on both sides are gearing up, looking eager to try. Especially the groomsmen, who were so miserable before, now they finally have a chance to get it back.
"Okay, ladies first. Liu Weiguo said with a smile, "Please ask the bridesmaid group to come up with the question first!"
As soon as Liu Weiguo's words fell, a bridesmaid took a step forward and confidently asked the groom downstairs Zhang Yipeng: "Groom, please tell me, what is the bride's favorite lipstick model?"
As soon as this question came out, the four best men all gasped, this question seems ordinary and unpretentious on the surface, just a problem that originates from the daily life to the point that it can no longer be daily, but it hides a murderous intention, and a simple move is enough to kill a straight man.
"Do you know your girlfriend's favorite lipstick model?"
"Don't ask this kind of B talk, you can find me a girlfriend first!"
The four straight best men looked at each other, even if they had girlfriends, they didn't know the lipstick model they liked, so they all looked at Zhang Yipeng and waited for his answer.
But Zhang Yipeng, who was the groom, was also confused, swallowed his saliva and looked back at the groomsmen: "Do you know?"
"It's your wife and it's not our wife, you don't know how we know?"
Zhang Yipeng said with an innocent face: "I don't even know what model of lipstick is! And I see that she has several lipsticks, apply this one today, that one tomorrow, one in the morning, and another in the evening, who knows which one she likes?"
This question, without a doubt, made the straight men's team on the groom's side defeated.
And Zhang Yipeng and the groomsmen also accepted the punishment, and the five of them lined up in a row and danced a butt twisting dance in shame.
"No, you're not twisting enough! Twist more, S-shaped twist! Otherwise, jump again!"
"And you're not warped enough, pout a little more!"
Such a humiliating scene made the five big men blush, and writhed there like five pouting Donald Ducks, causing the onlookers to laugh.
After the groom and groomsman accepted the punishment, Feng Xiao said, "Okay, now please ask the groomsmen to come up with the question!"
A groomsman stepped forward and asked confidently: "The groom Zhang Yipeng is a World of Warcraft player, please answer the groom's race and occupation in the game!"
Everyone looked at the classroom, waiting for Yu Mengfei's answer, and Yu Mengfei's voice came out of the classroom unhurriedly: "Orcs, warriors." ”
After Yu Mengfei answered, the groomsmen all grew their mouths in shock, and they all looked at Zhang Yipeng and said, "Brother Peng, can this sister-in-law answer?"
Zhang Yipeng said a little proudly: "Nonsense, after all, my wife." ”
This is the bridesmaids' sudden sharp mending: "Then why don't you know Sister Mengfei's lipstick model?"
Zhang Yipeng was speechless for a while, and said in a sneering manner: "I must understand it well after I get married! ”
"Really?"
Zhang Yipeng nodded hurriedly: "Really, really." ”
Then the bridesmaids threw out a second, unusually sharp question: "May I ask the groom, when does the bride's aunt usually come to see her, when does she leave, and how many days does it last in between?"
If the last question made the four groomsmen gasp, then this question made the groomsmen like falling into an ice cave, and they couldn't help but shiver all over, ruthless, too ruthless, the problem of this group of bridesmaids is more ruthless than the other,
Zhang Yipeng began to sweat on his head after hearing this question, he obviously felt that he had the impression that he would take care of Yu Mengfei when Yu Mengfei came to menstruate, and sometimes rubbed her stomach and made brown sugar water, but he just couldn't remember when this date was generally, and it usually lasted for a few days, Zhang Yipeng couldn't remember clearly, so he always felt that he would come at that time, and then leave quietly.
These ordinary things in daily life are the easiest to ignore, and the same is true for Zhang Yipeng, these things seem to happen every month, but it is a little difficult to say the specific days.
Zhang Yipeng closed his eyes and thought for a while, then opened his eyes and said: "It should come on the 5th or 6th of every month, and then it generally lasts for five days, about the 11th." ”
After Zhang Yipeng finished answering, the bridesmaids ran into the classroom and asked Yu Mengfei, and then ran out and said with a smile: "Yes, groom, you actually answered correctly." ”
After hearing the affirmative reply, the groomsmen all applauded Zhang Yipeng: "Awesome, Brother Peng, can you remember this so clearly?"
"It's just, then again, I can't remember the days when my girlfriend's relatives came. ”
Zhang Yipeng turned around and whispered to the groomsmen: "Nonsense, you have to endure it for five days." ”
"666666!" the groomsmen gave Zhang Yipeng 32 likes.
In the end, the four questions on the groomsman's side, the bride Yu Mengfei answered three correctly, and the four questions on the bridesmaid's side were really tricky, one was more tricky than the other, and in the end the groom Zhang Yipeng only answered one correctly, which was also about the menstrual holiday, and the groomsmen were tragically punished three times instead of Zhang Yipeng.
Lin Ping finally said: "Congratulations! The groom Zhang Yipeng and the groomsmen have successfully passed the five levels, and Zhang Yipeng is invited to take the bride out of the room and take her downstairs!"
Zhang Yipeng happily rushed into the classroom, Yu Mengfei sat at the desk in the classroom, the sunlight spilled in through the window, the breeze gently blew the curtains, the blue-green figure of the mountain was reflected behind Yu Mengfei through the window, Yu Mengfei sat there and smiled faintly, that smile seemed to have been waiting for a lifetime.
Zhang Yipeng gently hugged Yu Mengfei, and then kissed affectionately under the coaxing of everyone.