When Wei Baichen and the others returned from shopping for groceries, and when they just stepped on the stone steps, He Jiong was already looking forward to it at the door, leaning on the railing and shouting: "Yohe, I'm back!

Zhang Zifeng walked in front empty-handed, waved his hand and smiled: "Teacher He!"

"Sister, why are you empty-handed, and don't help carry it?" He Jiong asked deliberately funny when he saw her empty-handed.

Zhang Zifeng was a little shy and said, "Uh...... That one...... Brother Bai, they helped me carry it...... Nothing to say and let me lift things......"

He Jiong opened the courtyard door with a smile, touched her head and smiled: "Hahaha, I know, are you very happy to have two brothers to help?"

Zhang Zifeng smiled sweetly and looked at his brothers behind him.

Yue Yunkun was the second to enter the door, and said modestly to Teacher He: "Hey, isn't it right for this brother to help his sister, little things, little things!"

When He Jiong saw that he was also empty-handed, he said strangely: "Yue Yue, why are you also empty-handed?" ”

"Isn't this about respecting the old and loving the young? These two boys were polite to me and said that they wanted to help me carry it, so I gave them this opportunity to respect the old and love the young!"

Yue Yunkun explained with a grin, and Wei Baichen and Peng Yuchang behind him both showed wry smiles.

"Yue Yue, you are also an elder brother, shouldn't you love the young?" He Jiong raised his eyebrows and said.

"Hehe, they're still a baby......" Yue Yunkun began to play cheap and cute.

Wei Baichen and Peng Yuchang glanced at each other, showed a helpless smile, and carried the dishes into the courtyard.

At this time, chef Huang Lei was also in a hurry, and walked into the yard to see what dishes he bought.

Yue Yunkun hurriedly stepped forward to ask for credit: "Teacher Huang, look at how green this vegetable is, how red and fresh this meat is, and how iron ...... yam of this iron stick."

Huang Lei ignored his chatter, picked up a white plastic bag with a greasy surface, and asked, "What is this?"

Yue Yunkun immediately raised his eyebrows and said, "This, this is amazing! It's completely for my face, the butcher shop owner gave it for free!"

Huang Lei opened the bag and saw that it was a piece of pig skin, and said with a smile: "It's actually pig skin? Well, it's really a lot." ”

"That's! Don't look at how big my face is!"

Sun Sanbai happened to pass by, and said leisurely: "Well, that's good, the boss is willing to give you pigskin, which means that your face is bigger than the pig's face, well, it's also more important than the pig's face......

Everyone present was holding back laughter, Yue Yunkun saw that the dog food jar in his hand was missing more than half, and immediately said, "Hey, to be honest." Did you steal the dog food? Why is it so much missing?"

Sun Sanbai waved his hand and pushed him away: "Get out of the way, you just stole the dog food! I saw that the little scoop was eating happily, so I let him eat it openly, and the more the guy ate, the more ...... he ate."

"Hahaha......"

Everyone looked at the little scoop that was sleeping soundly and was sticking out his tongue to wipe his mouth.

Everyone laughed for a while, and they all began to help wash and chop vegetables.

Huang Leiti slipped the pigskin, a little difficult, didn't know what to do, hesitated for a while and threw it into the refrigerator.

Lunch.

Hot pot, bacon and pickled rice.

Everyone was crowded in the gazebo, well, it was a little crowded, and Sun Sanbai alone occupied two seats.

Yue Yunkun held the bowl, pointed at Sun Sanbai and said, "Have you noticed, let's sit down, there are steps, and you can't make a mistake!"

"Huh?"

Everyone was interested and listened to him while eating.

Yue Yunkun: "This is the first step, bend your knees first, and aim your butt at the chair." ”

Sun Sanbai: "Nonsense, when you sit down, isn't it like this?"

Yue Yunkun: "Don't worry, listen to me, this second step, that's different from ordinary people." ”

Mr. Zhou: "Hmm, why is it different?"

Yue Yunkun: "He has to put his stomach on the table first! Hey, everyone, it's like this! Throw the two hundred catties of meat on his stomach on the table! Bang!"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone looked at his damaged appearance, compared his movements, and dubbed in his mouth, and they were all happy.

Peng Yuchang held a kelp in his mouth, laughed and trembled, the soup splashed on Zhang Zifeng, Zhang Zifeng began to fight with him, Wei Baichen took a napkin and wiped it for her.

Sun Sanbai stood up angrily and stretched out his hand to hit him: "Don't stop me, everyone, I'm going to kill this turtle grandson today!"

Yue Yunpeng hurriedly turned his body to the side and continued to provoke him: "This third step, he has to inhale! Do you think, there is a stomach between him and the table, his belly is big, his hands are short, where can he get the food!"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone laughed and watched him die.

Sun Sanbai didn't beat him anymore, and laughed sullenly: "Hmph, everyone knows that you eat hot pot today, why don't you have lotus root chips?"

After he said this, everyone looked at the plate and pot, and there were really no lotus root chips.

Yue Yunkun knew that he was going to talk about his own troubles, and he smirked embarrassedly.

Huang Lei said to everyone: "It seems that I didn't buy lotus root today, right? ”

Wei Baichen nodded.

"Then do you know why Yue Yue doesn't want to buy lotus root? Because, in his eyes, buying a pound of lotus root, there is half a catty hole, he doesn't think it's cost-effective!"

"One catty of lotus, half a catty hole?" hahaha...... everyone laughed.

Zhang Zifeng and Wei Baichen looked at each other, and they both remembered the matter of buying the Northwest Slab.

Peng Yuchang turned his head, and after a long time, he asked with a smile: "No, there are holes that don't affect the weight, right?"

Wei Baichen and Zhang Zifeng looked at his stupid appearance and covered their mouths to steal fun.

Yue Yunkun smiled and defended: "Then didn't I figure it out now!

Guo Dalin asked suspiciously: "Now that you know, why don't you buy it? A hot pot without lotus root slices has no soul." ”

"Hehe, then you still need to ask, that's a stain on his IQ, how can he buy lotus root to eat. ”

Sun Sanbai laughed at Yue Yunkun while taking out a tissue to wipe the sweat from his forehead, and returned to his seat to sit down.

I saw him sit down on his knees, stretching out his chopsticks to grab the beef slices, squeezing the meat on his stomach and piling it all on the table.

When everyone saw it, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

He Jiong hurriedly looked away: "Sister, hand over the bowl, I'll give you meat." ”

Zhang Zifeng obediently handed over the bowl, put the chopsticks in his mouth, and smiled happily.

Huang Lei saw it, pointed at Zifeng and smiled at everyone: "My sister laughs, especially like Yamaguchi Baihui, she will definitely be a superstar when she grows up in the future!"

Everyone nodded in agreement after taking a closer look: "It's really like." ”

Wei Baichen cheered and said, "Teacher Huang, I think my sister is better-looking!"

Peng Yuchang also followed: "Sister, next time we will go together to receive the award, I am the actor, you are the actress!"

Wei Baichen took the bowl handed back by He Jiong, raised his hands in front of Zhang Zifeng, and shouted respectfully: "Queen Shadow, give it! Your bowl, the small one is brought to you!"

Peng Yuchang also said doggedly: "After the movie, the little one will beat your back." ”

Zhang Zifeng was shy and waved at the two: "Don't say it, I can't stand the two of you." ”

Huang Lei put a piece of yam in the bowl and said with a smile: "Sister, you have these two brothers, it's really unlucky! Hahaha, they are all annoying!"

At this time, Guo Dalin saw that Peng Yuchang was about to beat his sister's back, and suddenly remembered something and said: "By the way, this morning we pulled radish competition, Dabai won, and we have to pick a loser to beat his back! Who do you want to find?"

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