0522 Shameless Grand Master
Guoci Zhenren fairy wind bones, crane hair and white face, a simple and neat gray robe, also wearing a pair of straw sandals on a cold day, holding nothing in his hand, his long hair was casually tied on his head, looking clear and out of the world.
"I've found ......"
Zhao Guanren raised his arms and looked at Guoci Zhenren, pouting and crooked: "My cheap master, who is a cheating father, has not left me a good thing, only countless enemies, if Lao Tzu can't beat him, I really want to blow his dog's head!"
"Haha~ I like to listen to this, your master is not a thing......"
Guoci Zhenren said with a smile: "As the saying goes, there are three treasures in the first vein of the Blowing Immortal, bragging, playing cheap, and having a good waist, and there are more than three in the Blowing Immortal ...... the first vein, there are many loves, many enemies, and many, and there are three nos in the Blowing Immortal ."
"Stop, stop, stop, stop......"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly made a pause gesture, and said angrily: "I found that you are very boring, you came to my house to scold the street during the New Year, but you can scold me for being cheap, master, don't even scold me, although I don't think it's his apprentice, but people think I am!"
"Roar ~ little friend, I'm really sorry ......"
Guo Ci Zhenren smiled and said: "The people who know the Great Blowing Immortal are basically dead, and they haven't scolded so quickly for many years, and they are so excited for a while, but Rong Benza asks the last sentence, if you are asked to summarize your master in one sentence, how about it?"
"Despicable, shameless, and indecent, lacking virtue and smoking......"
"Hahaha......"
Guoci Zhenren laughed happily, actually ran out of the pavilion and pointed to the sky, shouting: "Zhao Killcai! You turtle bastard have you heard, even your disciples scolded you for being despicable and shameless, you are just a trash, Lese, street boy, lying in your eighteenth generation ancestors, I bah ~ Bah bah ......"
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Zhao Guanren looked at him dumbfounded, the first great grandmaster on the dignified heavenly list, Guo Ci Zhenren, had just returned to the immortal wind and Dao bones, which was unfathomable, but in a blink of an eye, he became a shrew scolding the street, and the saliva spit on his face, but he was crazy and refused to stop.
"Sir, what's going on......"
The wives and concubines and the subordinates all ran out when they heard the sound, who knew that Guoci actually returned to normal in an instant, put his hands behind his back and said solemnly: "Xiaoyou, you can't do this, how Zhao Ziqiang is your master, you scolded him so unscrupulously, but you deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors!"
"Hey~"
Zhao Guanren made him laugh angrily, bowed and said: "I will give you a salute again in the late life, you are really a fucking master, you pulled the shit and buckled my buttocks, it seems that you and my master are also half a catty and eight taels, only more cheap and not the cheapest!"
"Little friend, I can't ......help it."
Guo Ci Zhenren walked over with a smile, patted him on the shoulder and said: "Long-term illness is a self-made doctor, stupid people will grow brains if they pit too much, besides, real people don't show their faces, they don't show their faces, I have to wow, anyway, you young people, it doesn't matter if you want a face or not!"
"Hehe~ You are worthy of being Zhao Ziqiang's sworn enemy, I am speechless to say this......"
Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up with disdain, who knew that a few more people came in outside the gate, and it was actually Tan Qingning who led Commander Duan in, but the eunuch commander was stunned when he saw Guoci Zhenren, and stammered: "Guo, Master Guoci, why are you here?"
"Hehe~ Xiao Duan! You're here too......"
Guoci Zhenren waved his sleeves and smiled chicly: "It's not a year's errand, go back to Beijing to see a few old friends, the Zhao family kid happened to bump into me, and actually recognized the identity of this seat, and invited this seat to come to eat and drink today, but as soon as I entered the door, I heard him scolding the street here, which is unseemly!"
"You're enough, there's no technical content at all in the pot......"
Zhao Guanren looked contemptuous, but Tan Qingning and his entourage all ran over and knelt down, respectfully giving a big salute to Guoci Zhenren, and even the little county lord and her mother ran over and knelt down together, looking like they had seen a fairy, and they all bowed and worshipped.
"Technology is a bird, and farting is fragrant if you have status......"
Guo Ci Zhenren smiled very scoldly, stepped forward and asked everyone to get up kindly, Zhao Guanren also understood that people who can be enemies of Zhao Ziqiang are not good at stubble, and Guo Ci also has the taste of modern people when he speaks, and it is estimated that he has been pitted by Zhao Ziqiang for many years.
"Meet Master Guoci, I'm Gong Weisi......"
A strange middle-aged man stood up, who knew that Guo Ci actually smiled and said: "This seat knows you, you turned out to be the deputy commander of the Jingdu Guard, the hypocrite Yue Buqun!"
"No, no, my name is Yue Zhuoqun......
The other party instantly made a big red face, Zhao Guanren knew that he was Tan Qingning's adoptive father and master, and the two had never met by fate, but when they saw it today, they were really dignified, and they looked like a decent man and a gentleman.
"It's the same! Anyway, they're all outstanding, not social......"
Guo Ci Zhenren obviously didn't like Yue Zhuoqun, so Zhao Guanren said: "Since we are all here, let's not go out again on a snowy day, let's go in and have a home-cooked meal together, ladies!
"Yes, sir......"
The wives and concubines were busy running back, Guoci Zhenren was a mythical figure in Dashun, and Chiba Xuan, who was the third on the heavenly list, was not worthy of lifting his shoes, and the whole mansion heard the news and took out all the housekeeping skills, for fear of losing the face of Zhao Wangfu.
"Don't worry, someone will come later, let's visit your palace first, you don't have to accompany you......"
Guo Ci Zhenren walked back as if he was familiar, and a group of people hurriedly hugged him, only Tan Qingning stayed behind suspiciously, and asked, "Yun Xuan! What's the matter, my master hasn't seen Master Guo Ci, why did he talk with a gun and a stick?"
"I said that your master was hypocritical, and you don't believe it......"
Zhao Guanren hugged her and walked towards the small courtyard, and said: "The night Qianye Xuan died, the old guy was already standing at the door, he must not have been idle during this time, he observed while touching the bottom, and only took the initiative to come to the door when it was almost over, otherwise I would invite him to dry his hair!"
"Alas~"
Tan Qingning sighed and said: "Guoci Zhenren is a protector of the country, he must ask clearly if something so big happens, but he must have some misunderstanding about my master, there are a few people in the officialdom who are not hypocritical, and those who are not hypocritical are all in exile or farming!"
"Your master has risen to the top, let him do things in peace and stability, just don't drill the camp......"
Zhao Guanren walked into the banquet hall with her in his arms, the maids were changing the meals, the wives and concubines were all running to change the grand dresses, and only Qiu Ning, who was dressed in military uniform, stood and waited.
"Qingning! you should have seen it......"
Zhao Guanren pressed Qiu Ning's shoulder and said with a smile: "Qiu Ning is my propaganda minister, and she is also the deputy director of the war situation, in the future, she will take over the secret agents abroad, and she will dock with you in China, you two must cooperate well!"
"Minister Qiu, I just met ...... in the study room this morning."
Tan Qingning looked at Qiu Ning and said with a smile: "His Royal Highness has been praising Minister Qiu's ability, saying that it would be good for us to have a few more such talents in Dashun, but where did you come from such a big blessing, such capable and beautiful beauties are all revolving around you!"
"Hehe~"
Qiu Ning covered her mouth and smiled: "Lord Tan, I don't take you to praise yourself like this, when it comes to being capable and beautiful, no one dares to say that you are the second, you are the model of our female officials!" "You two talk slowly, you will be your own ......people in the future."
Zhao Guanren walked to the wooden sofa and sat down, and shouted: "Yu Niang! Send someone to inform Lao Song, let him hurry up for eight hundred miles to come over and pat his ass, don't be empty-handed!"
"Thank you for your love, I'm already here......"
Song Eat Pig God jumped in with a grimace, looked left and right in a hurry, and said with a smile: "I have moved to the front street to live, and I will sit at the door to serve as your porter, as soon as I saw Commander Tan coming, I guessed that there must be a god coming!"
"This time it's really a fairy, Concubine Long has to come and kowtow......"
Zhao Guanren smiled and threw a cigarette to him, Song Yuzhu hugged the cigarette and was stunned, and asked strangely: "Has the emperor quietly returned to Beijing, can't it? Could it be that the little white dragon has descended to earth, can I make a wish to him?"
"Hehe~ Lord Song, Master Guoci is here......"
Qiu Ning smiled coquettishly, and Song Yuzhu exclaimed: "Lord Wang, sure enough, your face is still big, this is really an old fairy, do you think he can recognize me as a godgrandson?"
"Hahaha......"
Tan Qingning and Qiu Ning all covered their mouths and laughed, and Zhao Guanren also smiled: "Don't think about being a grandson all day long, hurry up and think about how to prepare a meeting gift for Ji Guo, you are the deputy envoy to Ji Guo!"
"It's ready! This is our dinner guy......"
Song Eat Pig Xing hurriedly took out a booklet, sat down next to Zhao Guanren and began to discuss, and after a while, Guo Ci and his party walked in, Song Eat Pig knelt on the ground on a big horse, and shouted: "Grandson Song Chizhu has seen the Protector of the Country!"
"Yo~ When did this seat have such a big fat grandson as you, why didn't this seat know......"
Guo Ci Zhenren glanced at him with a smile, and walked straight to the main seat of the big round table and sat down, Song Eat Pig instantly made a big red face, but as soon as he stood up here, he immediately lay down, only to see Concubine Long stepping in.
"The princess Chen Yingyue has seen the great mage of the protector ......"
Concubine Long Zi knelt on the ground in a proper manner and bowed, Guo Ci Zhenren raised her hand and smiled: "Girl, you don't have to be formalized if you are pregnant, hurry up, you can't afford to hurt the immortal seed!"
"Master Xie is compassionate!"
Concubine Long stood up respectfully, and subconsciously glanced at Zhao Guanren, because Guoci Zhenren said that what she had in her belly was an immortal seed, not a dragon seed of the little white dragon.
"I'm rubbing! Twins ......"
Zhao Guanren stood up in surprise, he hadn't noticed it before, and at this time, he looked at it with his soul-chasing eyes and found that there were actually two little lives in Concubine Long's belly, and Concubine Long also covered her belly and said in surprise: "Double, twins?"
"Haha~"
Guo Ci Zhenren laughed and said: "Girl! This may not be accurate for ordinary people, but he must be right if he says that he is a twin...... It's so poisonous!"
"Little Trumpet, are the masters and the ancestors of King Zhao old acquaintances......
Concubine Long and the room were shocked, and Guo Ci smiled again: "No, I've known him for a full hundred and sixty-eight years, do you know the ancestral surname of his lineage, let me let you guess an anagram - look at people without eyes, hit a surname!"
"Don't you see people?"
A room full of people were thinking and meditating, only Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up and said depressedly: "You have nothing to do all day long, think about these things, you are really this!"
"Oh! I got ......"
Song Eat Pig suddenly got up and said in surprise: "Look at people without eyes, isn't it just to remove a single eye, the surname is Jiao, the ancestor of the prince is surnamed Jiao!"
"That's right! His master's surname is Jiao, and his whole family is surnamed Jiao......"
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