0523 Brother Hug
Except for Zhao Guanren, no one dared to think crookedly, who would have thought that Guoci Zhenren, who was older than the Dashun Dynasty, would actually make such a lewd joke in public, but the name surnamed Jiao Wangye couldn't run away, and it first spread in Zhao's mansion.
"Sit down, sit down, don't be polite, just treat it as your own home......"
Guo Ci Zhenren smiled and waved his hands, treating himself as the master, but no one in the room dared to be presumptuous, Concubine Long sat down with him in a vacant seat, and Commander Duan, Yue Zhuoqun, Tan Qingning and others sat on the right side of the big round table with several empty seats.
"Ancestor, Ning'er poured you tea......
The little county lord was very clever, put on a cute appearance and stepped forward to pour tea, and her wife sat at the main table, the wives and concubines of the Zhao Mansion could only sit in the side hall, and only the main concubine was qualified to go to the main table, but Zhao Guanren called Bian Xianglan over to sit down.
"Lord Yue, you and I have been friends for a long time, and today we finally have the fate to meet you......"
Zhao Guanren took the initiative to step forward and salute, Yue Zhuoqun got up and returned the salute in flattery, Tan Qingning also quickly stood up and said polite words, she knew that Zhao Guanren was giving her face, otherwise she would not have looked for Yue Zhuoqun at this time, Yue Zhuoqun is the most dishonorable person at this table.
"Little trumpet! I can't look down on you......"
Guo Ci Zhenren suddenly shook his head and said with disdain: "This seat has always emphasized the natural Taoism, do whatever you want, and you can't see anything hypocritical, don't you just look down on other people's apprentices, don't you just want people to have the surname Jiao with you, don't you just say no?"
"You wipe your ass with watermelon rind - it's endless, isn't it......"
Zhao Guanren glared at him angrily, and the people at the table changed color in fright, no one expected him to dare to be presumptuous to Guoci, even Concubine Long opened her small mouth into an egg-shaped, she was not shocked that Zhao Guanren had no rules, but there were few people who could provoke him.
"Tsk~ Your skills are not good, you are far worse than your lack of virtue master......"
Guo Ci Zhenren smiled calmly and said: "You let everyone see your virtue, the butt of other people's female apprentices is pestled below, but the top is talking to other people's masters, let me tell you, a marriage contract that does not aim at love is all hooliganism!"
"Come on, come on, old rascal, come out, let's have a good time today......"
Zhao Guanren rolled up his sleeves in annoyance, but Guoci Zhenren said with a smile: "You still draw a circle and curse me, your set doesn't work for me, besides, I'm so ruthless that I'm afraid of myself, and I'm likely to hit you and call me Dad!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly smiled and said: "I said these old-fashioned words, why are they so familiar, it turns out that you are carrying old grievances, and you are angry with me, okay! This king respects the old and loves the young, and he is not as knowledgeable as you, so I will go back to the back mountain to burn paper for you and satisfy your wishes!"
"Look! I'm not wrong......"
Guoci Zhenren said with contempt: "You want to draw a circle and curse me, you master and apprentice are just like this, if you beat it, you will be beaten to death, if you can't beat it, run away, if you can't run away, call Dad, your face is worthless in your eyes!"
"Hehe~Master!...... you drink tea?"
Concubine Long felt that the atmosphere was really a little weird, so she quickly got up and pushed the tea bowl forward, but Guo Ci suddenly said: "Girl, do you want to be the first empress of the ages?"
"Huh? I ......"
Concubine Long suddenly withdrew her hand in fright, and a room of people was stunned again, Guo Ci's identity was very scary, although he never paid attention to the affairs of the court, but if he helped Concubine Long say a word, even the current emperor would not dare to say a word.
"What are you afraid of, just say it if you have something to say......"
Zhao Guanren walked over and said disdainfully: "Do you know why this old thing is called Guoci, if the fruit word is added to the clothes, it is naked, naked and naked, now he doesn't even want clothes, directly blatantly fake mercy, don't be polite to him!"
"That's ......right!"
Guo Ci smiled and said: "Girl, I also asked Xiao Snot back then, Xiao Snot is your Taizu Emperor Gao, he squatted on a tree to peek at the concubines of the previous dynasty, I asked him if you want to be the emperor, he said I don't want to be the emperor, but I want to sleep with his woman!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Song ate the pig covered his mouth and coughed violently, and the whole room hung his head, this story sounds too scary, it seems that the rumors in the market are not wrong at all, if there is no Guoci Zhenren to help, it is impossible for the founding emperor of Dashun to succeed in rebellion.
"Master, do you think I have the ability......
Concubine Long picked up the tea bowl and handed it to him with both hands, Guo Ci Zhenren took the tea and took a sip, and said with a smile: "Who can inherit the throne of the great unification is not counted, but you hurry up and come to kowtow to this seat, isn't it just for the throne, not to mention that the little horn is already helping you!"
"You're old, why can't you speak......"
Zhao Guanren sat down beside him and said: "If I want her to be the empress, can I make such a big effort, I just try my best to put Dashun on the right track, so that the people will not be exploited and warned, and whoever becomes the emperor has nothing to do with me!"
"It's true that it has nothing to do with you, and I agree with your position......"
Guoci Zhenren put down the tea bowl and said: "But if you want to put Dashun on the right track, you must choose a Ming Jun to be in charge, looking at the royal son, no one can take on this great responsibility, so you can only choose a girl and let her take the lead!"
"I finally understand, why did the surname Jiao bully you......"
Zhao Guanren pouted and said: "People talk about three points and leave three points, you say it all in one go, thinking that you can see the best in the whole world, but I ask you, how bright the knife is not sharpened, how fine it is if you don't suffer, I will stab her to the sky with a stick, she is not a loser!"
"There's nothing wrong with that......"
Guoci Zhenren waved his hand and smiled: "This seat has been practicing penance for many years, and I don't communicate with people much, on a whim today, I have said a little too much, hurry up and serve wine and food to start the banquet, Xiao Seventeen, don't worry about this seat, this seat did not participate in the competition for the throne before, and it will be the same now and in the future!"
"Master Xie's teachings!"
Concubine Long sat back with low eyebrows, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but turn up slightly, in fact, Guo Ci had already expressed his attitude, he recognized Zhao Guanren's choice, so he thought that she was qualified to be the empress.
"Do you know that Chiba Gen is Thai......
Zhao Guanren looked at Guo Ci, and Guo Ci said slowly: "I know! His master died at the hands of your master, and he smashed his dead man's skull with one palm, and Chiba Xuan's scared came out, but the enemy's enemy is a friend, so I took him into the palace!"
“......”
The silent room was full of people again, they thought that Guo Ci and the surname Jiao were old friends, but they turned out to be enemies for a long time, and Concubine Long's face instantly became strange, and she lowered her head and drank tea.
"Smoke?"
Zhao Guanren popped out a cigarette red tower mountain and handed it to Guo Ci, Guo Ci Zhenren took it and looked at it, and said disdainfully: "You are such a big boss who smokes this, why do you have to get a 330, the Ninety-Five Supreme is also okay!"
"Bang~"
The little county lord was so frightened that he almost dropped the tea bowl, and the others also shrank their necks suddenly, the Ninety-Five Supreme can only represent the emperor in Dashun, and they all thought that Guoci had something to say.
"Xianglan! go get a piece of Zhonghua 666, order three and burn it for the master to ......"
Zhao Guanren threw away the cigarette case angrily, but Guo Ci lit the cigarette again, and said with a smile: "Your master always said back then that lighting a cigarette is identity, smoking is lonely, and taking a puff of loneliness will float away with the cigarette, and trembling twice proves that you have not lived in vain!"
"You think of him so much, why don't you go to him......"
Zhao Guanren also lit a cigarette and blew it to the roof, and Guo Ci smiled bitterly: "I looked for him for thirty years with a knife, put down the knife and waited for him for another thirty years, and suddenly looked back and found that half of my life had been spent on him, but I knew that he would definitely come back, and there were people he couldn't let go!"
"You can't wait......"
Zhao Guanren shook his head and sighed: "He has come back, saved, and failed, so I came, this is the last chance, he wants to wait for a good news before leaving!"
Guo Ci's face changed suddenly, and he actually said in a trembling voice: "He, where is he going, he can't die?"
"How could it not be ......"
Zhao Guanren said: "When the world is endless, everything has a head, he said that he has lived long enough, and it is time to leave, but the so-called life is not necessarily life, and the so-called death is not necessarily death, maybe it just exists in another way!"
“......”
Guo Ci lowered his head and took a few puffs of cigarette, the hand holding the cigarette kept shaking, and asked: "You, will you sing that song, brother, hug him, he can't remember the lyrics, and when he says goodbye next time, he will write the full lyrics to me!"
"Come on, let's sing ...... together"
Zhao Guanren smashed the cigarette butt violently and sang loudly: "Brother hug, talk about what is in your heart, talk about your grievances and vicissitudes over the years, brother hug it, you can shed tears if you have tears, and shed all the bitterness and bitterness buried over the years!"
"Brother, hug it, if you have tears, you can cry......"
Guo Ci suddenly raised his head and burst into tears, but he cried and sang desperately like crazy, and the whole room was in disbelief, not understanding what was going on, a great master could cry like this, but Guo Ci's singing was full of sadness, and it was also full of the strength of young people.
"Oh~"
Everyone suddenly exclaimed collectively, only to see that Guo Ci's white hair quickly turned black, his thin body began to swell, and his wrinkled skin was even more broken inch by inch.
"You're not going to be a Super Saiyan, are you......"
Zhao Guanren jumped up in shock, and Guo Ci also stood up at the same time with a "bang", which actually shattered the robe on his body, revealing a strong tendon and flesh, and the whole person was completely rejuvenated, becoming a handsome uncle in his thirties.
"Zhao Ziqiang is right, the only thing I can afford and put down in my life is chopsticks......"
Guo Ci was only wearing a pair of big white pants, and said with a smile: "I have been deceiving myself for hundreds of years, I have never put it down, but finally let me wait, he is back, you are back on behalf of him, in my eyes you are him!"
"You're not going to be a, are you......"
Zhao Guanren covered his chest in horror, but Guo Ci smiled and said: "I'm not a, but I'm really letting go now, it's time to enjoy the rest of my life, I will start to be vulgar from now on, find a woman to have children, and draw a perfect end to my life!"
"Then you don't have to run naked, I'll introduce you to the girl......"
Zhao Guanren looked at him in disbelief, who knew that Guoci actually "banged" and jumped through the roof, jumped into the sky and shouted: "Only Dick Silk can go on a blind date, I want to go out to soak by myself, and I will bring it to you in the Chinese New Year's Eve for you to see, not only your master and apprentice will pick up girls!"
"Master, go out and turn right first, there are many beautiful girls in Song Mansion......"
Song Eat Pig hurriedly jumped up and shouted, but Zhao Guanren shook his head and said regretfully: "Nima! The Great Grandmaster just died, this is another pervert, and the Heavenly List is wasted!"
"The master really put down ......"
Commander Duan stood up and said faintly: "The master has given up the way of immortality, given up the resentment in his heart, and spent half of his life cultivating just to rejuvenate himself, although he only has a few decades to live, but I have never seen the master so unruly, I am really happy for him!"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Life is only a few decades, it is worth it to live again!"