Li Wenjun drove the car to the DMV to get a license, and after finishing these, it was already close to noon, so he took Li Feng to go outside to make do with it.

This time, Li Wenjun learned wisely, and ordered a table of dishes, at least enough for five or six people to eat, but he only ate one-fifth, and the rest all went into Li Feng's stomach, spending a total of seven or eight hundred yuan, but the latter looked unsatisfied, so frightened that he quickly settled the account and left.

In the afternoon, driving home in a new car, Li Wenjun plans to teach Li Feng to speak Mandarin as soon as he gets home, otherwise it will be difficult to communicate with others with his awkward Cantonese.

But some things were beyond their expectations, and when they got home, they could clearly find that the washing machine on the balcony had exploded!

The washing machine blew up? What's going on? Why does the washing machine blow up?

Li Wenjun was puzzled, thinking that the washing machine had been used for too long, and now it was finally overwhelmed and exploded, but if you think about it carefully, this washing machine actually didn't last long, and it was still brand new before that, how could it be fried?

I don't know why, he subconsciously looked at Li Feng.

Li Feng was stunned, and when he saw Li Wenjun's gaze, he also understood what he meant, how could this have anything to do with him?

But he suddenly remembered, did he put down his suit and wash it?

Before, Li Feng originally planned to experience the washing machine in person, but the washing machine didn't seem to be so big, and he didn't know how to shrink his body, mainly because he hadn't learned it, and now the realm is not in place, so he will experience it instead of him in his underwear.

But he forgot one thing, that is, some of the things he brought out were still stored in his clothes, and they were all shrunk and stored in his clothes by shrinking the technique, but although those things were valuable, they didn't matter, after all, they wouldn't be washed by a washing machine, and the important thing was that the flying sword was still shrunk and stored in the sleeve.

But even so, it was nothing, but because the washing machine was constantly rolled and washed, and in the process of rolling back and forth like this, the flying sword might be unintentionally triggered, or because the action was too big, the flying sword thought that the host was attacked, so it was automatically triggered and flew out to protect the host.

The flying sword is not so protective because it has spirituality, but it was set like this when it was first created, so the predecessors who created this flying sword were very spiritual and expected these things in advance!

The two ran to the balcony, it was indeed blown up, and the water was splashed everywhere, along with the circuit or something, and it burned out, although the washing machine was not cut in half, but a big hole was poked in the center, directly inserted into the center of the washing machine roll, fortunately, it did not directly penetrate the bottom, and pierced a big hole, which would be really troublesome if it was directly downstairs.

But I have to say that the sword qi of this flying sword is really powerful, and several pieces of clothing are all twisted into pieces by the sword qi and mixed with water, and people who don't know still think what kind of drink this is.

Li Feng originally stored some magic weapons and talismans in his clothes were damaged a lot, all of them were crushed by the sword qi, although there are still some stocks left, but the damaged ones, if according to the description in today's urban Xiuzhen novels, the value of those magic weapons and talismans, taken out to the market, it is estimated that one is worth more than 10 million, if it is speculated by someone with a heart, it is estimated that it can still be hundreds of millions, but now it is gone, and the hair is gone.

Li Feng's heart hurts, his heart hurts to death.

Li Wenjun doesn't know the value of these things, so he is distressed about his washing machine, but it's not so distressed, after all, it's okay to buy it again, he's bad, it takes a lot of effort to deal with it, the important thing is that he found one thing, Li Feng is a troublemaker, there are two of them, there are two of them, there must be three, and if there are three, will there be less in the future?

Li Feng's Qi Cultivation Kung Fu is also quack, he calmed down at once, he was no longer distressed, and told himself in his heart that this is all a fixed number, and he can't escape, so he still accepts the reality, so he immediately entered the sage mode, he sighed and said: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I will find a way to make up for it in the future!"

Li Wenjun heard him say this, what else could he do, of course he chose to forgive him, but he didn't know if the waste collector would accept this washing machine......

After temporarily cleaning up the mess of the broken washing machine, the Mandarin teaching session began.

First of all, it started with literacy, but in fact, Li Feng is not illiterate, but it is difficult to distinguish the font of modern people, plus many traditional Chinese characters have become simplified Chinese characters, and some words that have not changed much can be distinguished.

After Li Wenjun figured this out, he first found out some Chinese characters that used to be traditional Chinese characters and are now simplified characters, and identified them one by one for Li Feng, and then found those pinyin of the initial and vowel tables, and taught the latter to learn pinyin, which is a great convenience for learning Mandarin, as long as you learn pinyin, you can't read the words according to pinyin, read it a few times, and you will learn it quickly.

Li Feng is also learning very fast, and admired this pinyin, it is really convenient, when he used to learn to read and read, he used to use the reverse cut, and it took a lot of time to learn, and now with pinyin, basically Li Wenjun taught it again, a coherent teaching, did not go to review, probably also learned nine.

During this period, the master who repaired the bathroom came, and Li Wenjun also called a collector of old household appliances, but people didn't accept fifty yuan, saying that it was too heavy and too narrow to lift, and the price was reduced until forty thirty twenty, and finally it was given to others for nothing, and three or four cigarettes were posted upside down, and people reluctantly collected the rags.

Later, the latter taught the former how to use a mobile phone, which is naturally one of the most suitable tools for learning modern knowledge.

In order to make it easier for Li Feng to remember pinyin, Li Wenjun also specially helped the former's mobile phone set up a system font with pinyin, and then helped him connect to WiFi, downloaded a few learning software and several popular video APPs for him, and some commonly used APPs, so that he could understand some modern cultures.

Li Feng got started quickly, and it didn't take long for him to learn like a real modern person, and he began to brush up on the video, learning about some modern information on the Internet, Li Wenjun also taught him to use Wandu, telling him that if he didn't understand anything, he could search for Wandu.

He began to like using Wandu, and he could find similar answers to many of the doubts about modern times in his heart.

For example, some things that he had seen before but had never heard of before, cars, tall buildings, eras, worlds, and so on.

Then Li Feng quickly understood the history of the development of automobiles, the original thing called an airplane that helped human beings fly into the sky, the history and changes of more than 300 years in modern times, as well as the history and culture of the West that he had never been to.

When Li Feng was tirelessly playing with his mobile phone, Li Wenjun received a phone call, which was from the traffic police brigade, asking if the car that was crashed out and destroyed on a certain highway was his.

Will what should come after all?

So, Li Wenjun was called out by a phone call to claim the wreckage of his predecessor's car.

Traffic Police Brigade.

Traffic police: "May I ask Mr. Li Wenjun, how did you escape death when the car crashed off the guardrail and flew down the mountain road?" This made them very puzzled, the car was destroyed like this, but there was nothing wrong with the person, and they didn't even see him with a wound.

Fortunately, there was no monitoring there, and it happened to be a blank period of highway monitoring, so the scene of Li Feng's "rescue" was not filmed.

Li Wenjun suppressed the tension in his heart, and said a reason with an expressionless face, "The brakes of my car are broken, and the steering wheel is out of order, so I have to jump out of the car." "After all, the car has become scum, and there is no proof of death, and I am not afraid of the other party's investigation of this nonsense.

Traffic police: "Then why did you jump out of the car at high speed, why didn't you have any injuries on your body?

Li Wenjun said nonsense again: "This... I don't know what's going on? I did jump out of the car, but why didn't I get hurt at all, and I'm weird? I can't be wrong if I don't get hurt, right?"

The traffic policeman frowned, as soon as he heard it, he knew that he was already talking nonsense, this look of wanting to cover up, maybe there was a big case on his body, but there was no evidence yet, so it was better to stabilize him for the time being, so he skipped this question.

"Then there is another question, how did you reappear at Huaxing Hospital after jumping out of the car, after an hour and a half? According to our calculations, even if your car is not destroyed, it will take about two hours to drive from there to Huaxing Hospital? But how did you get to Huaxing Hospital without a car?" This is also what they are most puzzled about, it was found that his car crashed through the surveillance before, but later he was found from the surveillance of the Huahang Hospital.

Li Wenjun was a little helpless, how should this be explained to them? Did he tell them that he was saved by an immortal cultivator? Can they believe it? He might be regarded as a psychopath, right?

He shook his head: "I don't know!"

The traffic policeman frowned, "How could you not know?

Li Wenjun thought for a while and continued to talk nonsense: "It's true, after I jumped out of the car, I passed out, and I don't remember it for a long time, and after I woke up, I found myself lying in the corner of the hospital parking lot." ”

Traffic police: "According to our investigation, you drove that day to go to the hospital to see your mother, do you think she was in a car accident?"

Li Wenjun nodded, "Yes." ”

Traffic police: "Then why did you just wake up at Huahang Hospital, instead of the nearest Huihuan Hospital or Nanshan Hospital?"

Li Wenjun was puzzled: "How do I know this? I fainted at the time, and which hospital I went to after I fainted, is there a necessary causal relationship between this? I really don't know this gap in the middle, maybe I fainted to death, and after being treated by aliens, maybe I brought ......it over."

That's right, it's just nonsense, he made up his mind, anyway, they didn't check the accounts, they didn't do anything bad, can they still catch themselves? Just fool the past with aliens, the credibility of aliens is much higher than that of immortal cultivators these years, after all, it's scientific, it's a big deal is the last news......

So Li Wenjun began to pull up the skin, and the traffic police couldn't ask anything, so they had to let him go after a series of operations.

After Li Wenjun left, a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes walked out of the listening room.

"This incident is very complicated, you don't have to worry about it, leave it to us to deal with it......"

The traffic policeman who asked Li Wenjun just now frowned, but he didn't say anything after all, he didn't know the identity of this person, he only knew that this person was of a very high level in the system......