The next morning, at six o'clock, Li Feng, as a master, urged his registered disciple Li Wenjun to get up, and asked him to run every morning, starting with running five kilometers, and then slowly growing in order, and with the beginning of the breathing method taught, to improve his physical condition.

And he also found a relatively ordinary but suitable five-bird play from the Internet, practiced it after running, and then went to buy a few breakfasts to take home.

When Li Wenjun heard that he was going to run, his face wrinkled, and he asked, "Brother Feng, can I not run?"

Li Feng gave him a burst of trembling lightly, shook his head and said: "First, call me master, second, no, unless you don't want to practice, then you just don't want to be a disciple of my sect, you don't want to be a disciple of my sect, then you have to go through my consent, without my consent, and you don't listen to my teachings, then even if you are against the master, logically speaking, there will be a duel between the two of us, if you lose, then I will clean up the portal, if you win, then you will at most be saddled with the name of deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors, so now, how do you choose?" ”

So Li Wenjun went out with a bitter face, "I'll go, can't I go." ”

In order to better supervise him to finish the run, Li Feng also gave the dog a secret order, asking it to go with him, and bite him when he stopped until he finished running.

So the man and the dog went out.

Li Wenjun first planned it, ran from here to the park, and then ran around the park for about three or four laps, just about five kilometers, even if it wasn't, it could be counted on the mobile phone, and then after arriving at the park, he would practice that five-bird play.

After opening the pedometer software on the mobile phone, he ran directly, and the dog saw him running, and he followed him reluctantly.

This is running, almost a kilometer or so, Li Wenjun is already panting like a cow, tired to work, when he used to go to school, he was already very lacking in exercise, basically a thousand meters in middle school, and he may fail.

He subconsciously stopped walking and walked, but only a few steps later, Teddy behind him also screamed, he turned his head to look, only to see that it showed a fierce face, as if it hadn't eaten for hundreds of years, and wanted to bite on his calf.

Li Wenjun was startled, and hurriedly ran again, only then did he guess the role of the dog coming out, it turned out to be to spy on him, he was indignant in his heart, how long has this dog been at home?

The dog seemed to inexplicably feel the malice in Li Wenjun's heart, and was extremely arrogant and wanted to bite him.

Li Wenjun's face changed, is this dog poisonous? He couldn't help but speed up his pace, and only then did he avoid this bite.

But as he ran, he wilted again before he had run five hundred meters, but when he thought of the vicious dog behind him, he didn't stop his pace, but slowed down and jogged for a while, not so tired, but still very hard, he could only grit his teeth and persevere.

After trotting for a while, he finally came to the park, and it was almost half past six, but there was still no one in the park, except for the occasional person or two who came out for a morning jog like him.

After running around the park, Li Wenjun felt that his throat and eyes were about to jump out, but when he slowed down a little, there were signs of walking, and the dog behind him barked wildly, and there was a feeling of being bitten, so he continued to run with tears in his eyes.

He almost ran until he vomited, ran until he wanted to faint, and finally, the five kilometers were barely finished, and he felt as if his consciousness was going to be hazy, and his stomach was tumbling and his heart was pounding.

Sure enough, after running, he stopped, and the dog showed no signs of biting him, but the dog himself was very puzzled, why did he follow him out?

This made Li Wenjun breathe a sigh of relief, and he was in a trance for a while before he stood up and did a five-bird play with difficulty. It can only be said that it is a gourd painted according to the scoop, how bad it is.

Li Wenjun calmly finished playing several times of the five bird plays, for some reason he felt very exquisite, his body gradually warmed up, and a warm current went up from the dantian, rising up the nine heavens of the human body, flowing to the limbs and hundreds of bones, he had never felt so comfortable, the metabolism was accelerated, the decontamination and descaling were being changed, and the body was changing little by little.

After breathing for a while, the tiredness was now replaced by fullness, and now he felt energetic...... Then run five more... Forget it, it's really boring, but at least it's not like before, with weak hands and feet, but a fighting spirit that dares to fight with the sky.

And just now, Li Wenjun found something that made him dumbfounded, just now he suddenly found that the dog on the side and the rhythm of his breathing and breathing were synchronized and coordinated, although it couldn't be seen on the surface, the dog seemed to be just sticking out his little tongue.

But when he sat down to breathe just now, his ears were clear, and his hearing was briefly improved, for example, he could hear the subtle birdsong, the bustling and lively sound of people in the distance, and also heard the sound of morning runners breathing and their heavy and powerful footsteps, and although the breathing of the dog Teddy on the side was also very subtle, he also heard the tips of his ears.

At first, Li Wenjun didn't notice that it was the dog Teddy, but he felt that someone was breathing with his breathing rhythm, which was very strange, thinking it was an auditory hallucination or thinking it was the effect of this breathing method itself.

But after he confirmed it again, he found that the dog on the side was also prostrate on the ground, breathing with the rhythm of his breathing.

Li Wenjun then cast a strange and shocked look at the dog.

And the dog is obviously much more presumptuous, and returns a flirtatious and disdainful look to the prospective owner.

It's so expressive... Phew, that's so arrogant!

What a spiritual gaze, Li Wenjun dares to say that this is an ordinary animal or an ordinary dog, and he can't do it at all, it is simply a refinement...... Well, it's also really fine.

Li Wenjun couldn't bear it, and glared back at it to show that he was a human being, wanting to remind it of the horror that it had once been dominated by humans.

The dog seemed to understand this look, and began to bark wildly: "Wang~Wang~Wang~Wang~Wang!"

Hey, it's not the other way around? You dare to yell at your own owner? It's not okay if you don't clean up.

Li Wenjun scolded it: "You stupid dog&*$#&#*......"

The dog was unharmed and continued to bark: "Wang~Wang~Wang......"

But Li Wenjun felt that something was wrong with him, how could he scold a dog? This is not right? He is a human being, and it is a dog, and the dog should be able to understand him, but he can't understand the dog's speech, this is not fair!

If you don't have the same language, you can't even communicate normally, so how can you scold?

So Li Wenjun adjusted the language to synchronize with the dog, and scolded him: "Wang~Wang~Wang~Wang~......"

The dog was stunned for a second, and then launched a more fierce offensive, "Wang~Wang~Wang......"

It seems to think that it has been provoked.

But no matter how bad this person and dog are, he just hasn't fought.

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Decades later, when people recall the past, they still can't forget the man who scolded the dog, his heroic posture with the vicious dog on the line, is still circulating on the Internet, at that time, people only saw the man and the dog scolding, and couldn't help but feel funny, but they didn't understand the deeper meaning of the superficial bewilderment behavior.

The scolding with the dog seems absurd, but this is actually a catharsis of despair and madness, a rebellion against reality and oppression, judging from his appearance and clothing, behaviorists guess that he should be an employee of a 996 company, he seems to be scolding with the dog, but in fact, he is squeezing the employee's capital excessively on the line, his sweat can prove everything, which represents the excessive exploitation of him by capital, but he can't fully say and show it, so he has to complain about everything silently in this way.