Chapter 93: The right eyelid jumps
Brother Fei's connotation set off wave after wave of climaxes, making several old drivers laugh to tears, and even Peng Peng, who has always been simple, also increased his knowledge and gradually understood it in seconds.
After the last "hey, hey, hey", the little brother in the gray suit elegantly took a curtain call: "Okay, thank you, that's all for today's performance!"
"Oh, oh, oh! The little brother is great! He is worthy of being a joker at the level of the grandfather!" He Jiong was convinced.
Movements, eyes, ventriloquism, the trinity of connotative jokes, except for Brother Fei, it is difficult to find one or two in the world.
Brother Fei waved his hand and smiled modestly: "Everyone is smiling, everyone is smiling, everyone is smiling, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!"
Huang Lei helped add tea: "Little brother, you are too modest. ”
Sha Zhantang stepped forward exaggeratedly and bowed his hand: "Little brother, it's better to see than to hear!" My admiration for you is really like a surging river, endless, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control, listen to your words, it is better to read ten years of cold windows, see the ancient and recent romantic figures, and count Your Excellency! To see you here is really the honor of my little brother's life, and I will burn incense and worship my ancestors when I go home, and thank my ancestors for accumulating yin virtue. ”
"Ahh
Huang Lei slapped him with a smile, and just wanted to laugh at him a few more words, when he found that Zhang Zifeng and Li Yingzi ran over hand in hand, and quickly helped Sha Zhantang up.
"Yo, sister, finally waiting for a young lady to accompany you, huh?"
As the saying goes, smile without showing teeth.
Zhang Zifeng didn't care about this, smiled and squinted, showing his cherry lips and teeth, and did not hide his joy, and pulled Li Yingzi's arm tighter.
"Dad Huang, do we have any activities in the afternoon? Yingzi and I want to go to the back mountain to play. ”
"Let me think about it. ”
Huang Lei raised his head, thinking about it in a fake way, and then frowned: "Houshan, I heard that there are snakes there, aren't you afraid?"
"I ......"
Zhang Zifeng hesitated.
Although the scenery behind the mountain is beautiful, the trees are deep and overgrown, and there may be snakes.
Li Yingzi took her hand and said in a tangled way: "Otherwise, let's not go, it's too dangerous." ”
"However, if you give my silkworm babies and don't pick mulberry leaves, what will they eat......
Zhang Zifeng expressed the concerns in his heart, and Li Yingzi was also stunned.
It turned out that Li Yingzi knew that Zhang Zifeng was doing a show in the countryside, so she bought her some silkworm babies as gifts, so that she could have more fun.
However, I didn't take into account the follow-up feeding problem at all, and I didn't expect that the mulberry leaves would go to the back mountain to pick.
Huang Lei saw that Zhang Zifeng's mood instantly fell, and laughed: "Silly boy, tease you, let's go!
Zhang Zifeng raised his head, and his eyes flashed with excitement: "Really? That's great! Well, but didn't you say there was a snake......
She didn't wait for three seconds to be happy before she remembered Mr. Huang's words, because she knew that these words were not completely scaring her, and it was really possible to encounter a snake, and if she was bitten, it would be a program recording accident.
"I'll be with you. ”
Wei Baichen jumped up from the chair and smiled at Zhang Zifeng, who was in a dilemma, "I'll open the way in front, first hit the grass and startle the snake, and you two will follow behind safer." Pemba, together?"
"Of course. ”
Peng Yuchang picked up his black cap and put it on his head.
When Li Yingzi saw this situation, she looked at Zhang Zifeng and said enviously: "Sister, I'm sour, I'm about to become lemon essence......"
Zhang Zifeng smiled: "Are you envious? Do you want to give my brother to you?"
"Hehe, you have two brothers, which one to give to?" Li Yingzi deliberately made a problem.
"Hmmm......"
Zhang Zifeng didn't give an answer, but his eyes glanced at Wei Baichen, who was preparing drinks and toilet water.
"Hmm, you want to give me Dabai as my brother? I thought you would choose Peng Peng. ”
Li Yingzi was a little confused, and didn't think much about it, so she went to the back room to find Liu Leier and Zhou Yifan, wanting to ask them if they were going, but she learned that the two were leaving in the afternoon.
On Monday, Fan rushed to the station to record another program, and Liu Leier rushed back to school to take the exam.
He Jiong watched the four of them put on long-sleeved clothes, sprayed them with some sunscreen, and said a few words before watching them leave.
"Remember to take care of your two younger sisters! Don't run around in the mountains, contact us in time if you have something!"
"Okay, got it!"
"Teacher He, go back, don't worry!"
"That's right, we'll take care of the two Iron Fist sisters!"
"Brother, who do you say is the Iron Fist sister?
......
The four of them quarreled, talking and laughing, looking at the back mountain and walking.
He Jiong looked at it for a while, and then went back to the house to greet the other guests, thinking: With the camera teacher and the assistant director and other four people following, there should be no accident.
It's just that why does my right eyelid keep jumping?
......
Back Mountain, known locally as "Woniu Mountain".
In the north of the mountain, there is a quarry left in ancient times, which resembles a puddle where a buffalo is lying down, and it is named after it.
The two girls were as excited as if they were on an outing, opening their arms and breathing in the mountain air.
Seeing that the peach blossoms were blooming vigorously on both sides of the road, they climbed a few peach blossom branches and took them in their hands, and began to play with the branches.
Zhang Zifeng was ingenious, and between three or five times, a wreath dotted with peach blossoms and green leaves was compiled.
On the other hand, on Li Yingzi's side, after several attempts, the peach branch was braided into an irregular shape, which was also ugly.
Peng Yuchang "swished", snatched the garland in Zhang Zifeng's hand, put it on his head, and said with a smile: "Sister, see if your brother is beautiful?
"Gross!
Zhang Zifeng blocked his eyes with his hand and deliberately laughed at him, "The peach blossoms on the human face are red, my brother is a big-faced monkey!"
"Hahaha, Peng Peng, you look back and smile, it scares me!"
Wei Baichen smiled and snatched the garland in Li Yingzi's hand, fiddled with it a few times, helped her weave it, and put it on for her again.
Li Yingzi held a wreath with his hand and put it on straight, and he caught a glimpse of Zhang Zifeng looking at him intently, and shouted: "Brother Bai, hurry up and make up another one!
"No! You're talking nonsense!" Zhang Zifeng jumped to his feet, trying to cover Li Yingzi's mouth.
"Don't worry, it's all there. ”
I saw Wei Baichen break off a peach blossom that bloomed the most, the flower was as delicate as fire, the leaf was as green as jade, and the flowers made up were a hundred times more brilliant than Yingzi and Peng Peng's.
Wei Baichen wanted to put it on her by the way, but suddenly realized that something was wrong, so he smiled and handed the garland to Zifeng.
Zhang Zifeng lowered his head and smiled, and solemnly put the wreath on his head, as if he was wearing a beautiful and luxurious crown.
"Dabai, I made one for you!
Wei Baichen didn't wait for a reaction, Peng Peng had already put a wreath on his head.
Well, the wreath is full of the fragrance of peach trees, and it smells good, it's just ...... Well...... There is not a single peach blossom, it is all green leaves!
"Hahahaha!"
Peng Yuchang pointed to his wreath and smiled and bent over.
"Brother, you're going too far!"
"That's it, Brother Peng Peng, you are not allowed to bully Brother Dabai!"
The two girls counted down the pembong as they went to the side of the road to pick some wild flowers to decorate the garlands.
Peng Yuchang saw that Wei Baichen was surrounded by two younger sisters, and he also dressed him carefully, and ran over awkwardly touching his hair: "Hehe, Dabai, I'm sour......"
Wei Baichen pinched him and said with a smile: "Who made you lose so much, but now you envy me." ”
As he spoke, he looked at Zhang Zifeng, who was picking mulberry leaves on the side of the road.
The mulberry tree is not high, but Zhang Zifeng wants to pick the freshest leaves in the treetops, so he keeps worrying about his toes, tilting his head to pick them, without looking at the road under his feet.
Suddenly, Wei Baichen's face changed, and he exclaimed, "Sister, don't move!
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