Huang Lei waited for everyone to sit down, and first introduced to everyone: "Friends, this is Brother Fei, a famous singer and host, we welcome it with applause!"

The crowd applauded enthusiastically and shouted:

"We know each other!"

"I grew up listening to your songs!"

"My parents and I like you now!"

Brother Fei hurriedly got up and thanked him: "Thank you, thank you, everyone's polite." ”

He Jiong also smiled: "Little brother, you are an old, middle-aged and young man, you are worthy of being an evergreen tree in our music world, you have been in the art for decades, and your popularity has not decreased." ”

"Teacher He, you're polite. The people who listen to my songs are mainly old, and it is thanks to the aging population that I can maintain this popularity. Brother Fei's humor is still the same.

He Jiong: "The population is aging? ”

Huang Lei: "Little brother, according to the trend of our country, you will become more and more popular!"

Brother Fei pursed his lips and smiled, but he didn't say much, and he could see that he had something on his mind.

"Come, little brother, try the osmanthus wine I burned, and see if the Fu is not to your liking. ”

Huang Lei knew that Brother Fei protected his throat, and there were many taboos about greasy meat, and seeing that he had been eating some green leafy vegetables, he specially served him a bowl of osmanthus wine.

"Okay, thank you! This wine is fragrant in the mouth, and the balls are also soft and glutinous and sweet, and I am reluctant to swallow it when I chew it. Mr. Huang, if you don't become a chef, it's really a big loss for the food industry. ”

Brother Fei spoke softly, and the words of praise moistened people's hearts like a drizzle.

"Hahaha, little brother, you are too good at complimenting people! a hundred times more powerful than me!" He Jiong blew a wave.

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be. Mr. He is our gold medal host, I admire your hosting skills, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as a five-body throw. ”

Saying that, Brother Fei really began to bend over and bend his back, wanting to lie on the ground, so frightened that He Jiong hurriedly climbed the ground: "Little brother, don't scare me, you are a senior!"

"The two seniors hurry up, and make it look like a church marriage. Sha Zhantang smiled and helped the two.

"Hahaha......"

Everyone laughed for a while, drank and fed, and began to paralyze.

Brother Huang Lei Fei drank tea slowly, and suddenly smiled: "The sea is clear, Master take a rest today, you lead Yingzi and Zifeng to wash the dishes, is it okay?"

"Of course it's no problem, you're my master, and you still need to explain this little thing!"

Hai Qing readily agreed, and then took the two girls to the kitchen with dishes.

"Okay, thank you for your hard work!"

Huang Lei looked at the distant backs of the three women with a smile, and gave He Jiong a meaningful look.

He Jiong immediately gained insight into his thoughts, winked at Huang Lei, received the signal, and turned to Brother Fei: "I heard that the little brother is a must to tell jokes, I don't know if we can enjoy the light today and let us open our eyes?"

Mr. He, with the nickname of "He Shouyan", is a senior old driver, and when he saw Master Zu today, he naturally wanted to ask for advice.

Brother Fei didn't say anything after hearing this, but straightened up his suit and looked at Wei Baichen and Peng Yuchang.

Since Zhou Zhou Fan and Liu Leier were guests, they were also young, and they were embarrassed to sit down, so they had already gone to the kitchen to help, and now these two people are left who are younger.

He Jiong put his arm on a person and said with a smile: "Little brother, you don't have to worry about it, these two people have already opened their minds!

Wei Baichen was suddenly Q and almost squirted out a mouthful of tea, but there was no way to deny it, after all, he was driving in "Detective Show", and Mr. He still remembered it vividly.

Brother Fei smiled without saying a word, carefully haircut with both hands, and smiled after a while: "This is a ritual, telling jokes, it is also a performance, I have to respect this traditional craft." ”

Everyone looked at him and held back a smile.

"Considering the scale of our program, 'bearded man smoking cigars', 'afraid of rheumatism', 'Mr. and Mrs. happy to meet', I won't talk about these classic jokes. ”

"Whoa—"

Wei Baichen didn't hold back and laughed out loud.

These three paragraphs, they are quite classic, he has long been familiar with them through the [old driver's license], and when he mentions it at this moment, he can't hold back his laughter.

Brother Fei was a little surprised when he saw that he understood in seconds: "Dabai, what do you know?"

"Hmm. ”

Wei Baichen nodded, stubbornly carrying Peng Yuchang's puzzled gaze.

"Yo, then I'm underestimating you. Dabai, since you understand me so well, then meet my insider, right?"

As he spoke, Brother Fei reached out to shake hands with Wei Baichen.

Wei Baichen saw the move, and was just about to stretch out his hand, so he retracted and pretended to be embarrassed: "I'm sorry, Mr. Fei, I'm shy, I walked halfway down the road, and I hid home." ”

Peng Yuchang saw that the old man and the young man were talking strangely, and before he could react, he heard Teacher He and Teacher Huang burst into laughter.

"Ahh

Huang Lei also smiled evilly: "This kid looks harmless to humans and animals, but he is actually a salted duck egg boy!"

"Salted duck eggs?

Peng Peng was puzzled and looked at Teacher Huang blankly.

"It's the kind of thing that is pure on the outside, yellow on the inside, and dirty!" Mr. He explained.

"Hey, Pemba, you're so stupid and cute. Huang Lei smiled and rubbed Peng Yuchang's hair.

Peng Yuchang smiled embarrassedly, smoothed his hair with his hand, and thought: Is Dabai's Dao Xing so high?

Brother Fei looked at Wei Baichen and smiled knowingly, knowing that he had met his bosom friend, so the connotation jokes were one after another-

(1) A girl asked her best friend: "Which one do you like the most?"

Girlfriend: "Three babies and five babies." ”

"Why?"

"Well, you know, there's an idiom......"

(2) If my husband has diabetes, what diseases is my wife prone to?

(3) Snow White eloped with Pinocchio and hid in a small cabin, and people passing by often heard the two phrases "tell a lie" and "tell the truth", why is this?

(4)$&$%#井井有条*^$%# (This article is dirty, manual mosaic)

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Brother Fei has an amazing inventory, one after another with connotations, and is good at ventriloquist imitation, not only with exaggerated movements, but also with dubbing, which makes everyone laugh and blush.

A most serious person, telling the most unserious jokes. Brother Fei is really a magical character, and he can tell the connotation of the jokes superbly, but he is an extremely innocent person, and he is unique enough.

He Jiong saw that he was getting up, clapped his hands and said, "Little brother, let's do one more, and then we will end this party, otherwise the show will really not be broadcast." ”

"Well, then I'll end with that famous joke. ”

Brother Fei got up and started to get up, put his hand lightly in front of his navel, and smiled gently:

"You chase me, if you chase me, I'll let you hey...... Hey...... Hey ......"