"Camouflage uniforms, rifles, GIs with cans and magic knights, going together to defend Jerusalem?"

Texas, in a small, ordinary two-story building.

Little George was clicking the mouse excitedly, and his younger brother Sheldon Jr. was sitting next to him.

"It's just that who is this 'leper king'?

"Of course!" said little Sheldon with a disdainful look at his brother, "he is Baldwin IV, the famous King of the Holy Land. ”

"And the French general who envied the cans in Arthur's army, a small man from Corsica, who should allude to Napoleon. ”

"Let me test you one last time, who are the three guards of the King of France, the guy named d'Artagnan, alluding to?" asked little Sheldon very seriously, looking at his brother.

"Come on!" George rubbed his brother's head hard, "as long as it looks 'cool'?"

"Stupid, the protagonists of The Three Musketeers!" replied Sheldon disdainfully, and continued to click.

That's when their sister, Mia, came to the two of them.

"You've been watching for two hours, now it's my turn!"

"I'm going to watch Harry Potter Part II, and Ms. J.K. Rowling should have updated it too!"

"My grandmother bought me this computer. Little Sheldon looked at the girl and said seriously, "So, I should have the right of first refusal." ”

"Grandma said it was for bookkeeping and helping with studies, but you did!" retorted Mia.

"Go, go, there's a Barbie doll there. Little George waved his hand impatiently, and wanted Mia to leave.

"Mom!" Mia shouted, "Little Sheldon is looking at how to make weapons again!"

"What !!" At the moment, a middle-aged lady ran over quickly.

She ignored the pleading of her two sons and clicked to take a look.

"George, hurry up!"

"Your son, you're looking at how to make weapons again!"

Soon, a chubby white man came over with a beer.

He followed his wife's finger and looked at it, and his expression, which was originally indifferent, changed in an instant.

"Sheldon, that's why you're grinding steel pipes in the garage?"

"Are you going to build a revolver?"

"Hmm. Little Sheldon nodded, "I want to see if I can make it according to the description." ”

"If you can, how powerful the revolver should be this way. ”

"Then you can calculate how powerful the magic shield should be. ”

The middle-aged couple glanced at each other, and the expressions on their faces were very exciting.

If it was another son, they would have taken it as a joke if they said it.

But little Sheldon...

I still remember the incident of the FBI coming to the door before!

"Don't look at it!" the mother reprimanded loudly, dragging her two sons up.

"Hey, hey. Mia smiled and quickly held the mouse.

"But the author of this book is Wang Jian, the writer that the church has publicly praised!" Little George understood his mother's weaknesses very well.

Hearing this, the mother let go of her hand and looked at her husband again.

Father thought for a moment, and took out a few bills, "You guys go to the movies first." ”

"I'm going to examine what this is about. ”

"But," Mia grumbled, "I just got the mouse!"

"That's it, what's so good about the movie!" Little George also complained: "There have been so many updates recently, and now it's time for King Arthur to really meet the King of France and Mr. Pope!"

What a mess!

The father thought as he patted the two children on the shoulder and pointed to the side.

I saw another son, Sheldon Jr., pick up a pencil and point at the computer again, and draw drawings.

"Shit!" Little George cursed, grabbed his brother, and walked out the door together.

"How can I have a brother like you?"

"That's it!" Mia, who followed behind her, also echoed.

"It shows that our family still has smart genes. Little Sheldon replied very seriously.

After the three children left, the father sat down in front of the computer and said to the mother, "Don't worry, honey, I'll review it." ”

"It is important to note that the description of the manufacture of weapons. Mother admonished, then turned and went to the kitchen.

"Isn't the reason why I became a sports coach because I couldn't read books?" the father took another sip of beer and clicked helplessly.

"This damn online literature, and the damn best-selling author Wang!"

And then...

"Hmmm, that seems interesting!" he said to himself, involuntarily, focusing on the computer screen.

"George, your beer!" the mother also came to care about her husband at this time.

After all, with years of understanding, she knew that it was a painful thing for the other party.

"Oh, put it there. Father pointed to the computer desk and continued to look.

Seeing this, my mother went back to the kitchen satisfied.

Half an hour later...

"Your beer. ”

"Put it there. Father didn't take his eyes off at all.

"Hmmm, you didn't drink it just now?" the mother was a little confused.

"Drink it!" the father raised the bottle in his hand.

"You've already finished drinking, and you've been holding it up to see what!" the mother asked, surprised, as she observed.

"Finished drinking?" At this time, the father was finally willing to take his eyes off the computer, "Oh, hehe. ”

"Didn't notice. ”

A bad feeling suddenly welled up in her mother's heart, "This book won't let Sheldon do anything again, right?"

"Sheldon, is it a witch?" the father's eyes couldn't help but glance at the computer.

"George, what the hell are you doing!" the mother finally confirmed her suspicion.

With a slap on the head, the father also came to his senses.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He was a little embarrassed and said, "I'll watch it again, and I'll remember it this time." ”

"No, I'll take a look, you go cook!" Mother was about to sit down and click the mouse.

"Ah, dear!" cried out the father, clutching his stomach, "I may have caught a cold. ”

"Can you accompany me to see a doctor?"

Well?

The mother looked at her husband suspiciously, and found that the other party was indeed in pain.

"That's—" she quickly took off her apron and changed into leather shoes, "Let's go to the hospital quickly!"

"Hmm!" the father stood up and turned off the computer.

"Come on! This kind of blasphemy must not be seen by the wife. ”

"Whether Sheldon can continue to watch or not is not so important. ”

"If your wife finds out, you won't be able to see it yourself!"

"King Arthur"...

Wait until I get back!

He pretended to be sick and got up in pain.

And at the same time, not far from home at the cinema.

Three children, picking out what movie to watch.

"Disney's 101 Dalmatians. Mia pointed to the poster and shouted loudly.

"Hmm. George pulled out a bill and handed it to his sister.

"What about you, Sheldon?"

"Cut Throat Island. After careful consideration, the little genius chose Universal.

"It's said that they're going to work with the website to make Arcane Throne. ”

"I'll take a look at the level of their production. ”

"Okay!"

George walked over to the ticket office, "One for Mission Impossible, one for Cut Throat Island." ”

"Don't run around after reading it, just wait for us here. He instructed his younger siblings.

After the two nodded, George walked into the screening room.

"Tom Cruz, don't let me down!"

And then... A few hours later.

omg！

It's just so beautiful!

When George walked out of the screening room, his legs trembling with excitement.

Large-scale handsome guys and beauties rivalry, tense and exciting fight explosions, and the final reversal.

————

For a commercial film, can it be more demanding?

At this time, he found that his younger brother and sister were already sitting on the chairs waiting, and there was a middle-aged man standing beside him.

"Who are you, stay away from them!" George immediately rushed forward to protect his family.

"Don't worry. The middle-aged man raised his hand and signaled that there was no malicious intent, "I'm just investigating the company and asking them to fill out a form." ”

"In exchange, you will receive a small gift. ”

Well?

Survey company?

George took the form and looked at it, and found that it was.

"A, "Mission Impossible" is worth watching. He filled it out in an instant, and looked at Mia again.

"B+, the dog is very cute, I really want to raise one!"

"Hilton, what about you?" said George, looking down as he approached the toughest of guys.

"F-," Sheldon Jr. filled in earnestly, "the picture is garbage, not elegant." ”

"Universal can only be trusted with a sequel. ”

"Well, there's also a project with the website. Sheldon Jr. added.