is a little embarrassed, and I only feel that I overestimate my father's sense of humor......

The child's game world, those innocent words, Mr. Zombie doesn't want to integrate into it at all? From this point of view, it's better than Lulu's father.

He was no longer verbose, staring at the little red dot on the computer screen, and he bluntly reminded:

"The special plane took off from Shanghai two hours ago, and now it is still more than 100 kilometers away from the border city. If you guess right, I'm going to catch you and go back to spank your ass! ”

"......" Jiang Yi was shocked.

His grandfather's plane?

, who leaked the news that he came to the border city? The executive who was fired was still Uncle Hang? Or, Ye Shishi?

For a while, he couldn't figure it out, and the little ghost on the other end of the phone smiled proudly as if he had a voyeurism:

"Sir, are you wondering who has exposed your whereabouts?"

"......" made Jiang Yixiao very unhappy, and his face suddenly darkened.

"If I say, it's your girlfriend with a fake breasts and a fake face. You don't believe it, do you?" a bun chewed potato chips in his mouth, his tone was leisurely, and he showed confidence without any scruples.

"......" a certain daddy suddenly became even more unhappy, and there was a feeling of being stripped naked.

Moreover, with a fake chest and an artificial face, have you screamed enough?!

Staring at a woman's face and chest at a young age?

Jiang Yixiao said that this gene will not be his, only Lu Ze's sissy face can be inherited!

"Hehe, you don't believe it! The aunt with a fake chest and a fake face doesn't have that ability. On the phone, a certain bun continued to be proud, and the more Daddy didn't like to hear anything, the more he had to say it.

He thinks it's an expression of love!

Just like Yi Susu when she was a girl, she always likes to make Yi Fan angry half to death, and then come to the sweetness of a tired dead person......

But a certain daddy didn't seem to realize that the stinky boy's repeated "fake breasts and artificial faces" made him grit his teeth in anger and clench his fists.

Jiang Yixiao swore that he must find a chance to beat this kid's ass well, no matter whose kind he is!

Seeing that the daddy on the other end of the phone had been silent, Xiao Xiaofan's mouth was deflated, and he put down the half bag of potato chips in his hand. Not interested in teasing this humorless man anymore, he leisurely threw out the topic.

"Mr. Zombie, since you came to the border city to find my mommy, did you check your electronic devices for Mao before leaving, did someone install tracking software?"

When the words fell, Jiang Yixiao's pupils instantly dilated.

Immediately dig out all the electronic devices that you carry with you, and check them one by one to see which of the installed programs has been implanted with tracking software......

The movement was a bit loud, causing a swishing sound to come from the phone. Let the little fan on the other end of the line snicker, Daddy, you are so obedient!

Finally found the hidden hacking program on his work mobile phone, Jiang Yixiao was furious, and shouted at the phone without thinking:

"What did you do?!!"

It's not groundless suspicion, after all, ordinary people can't install remote intrusion programs, only hackers have the ability.

A certain bun indifferently denied: "NoNoNo, Fan Fan didn't pay attention to you at all before." How can you have the leisure to implant tracking software for someone like you who doesn't have a gag?"

That's called a swagger!

A certain daddy was annoyed, frowning and thinking deeply. The stinky boy is not coarse, this software was implanted a year ago, and Yi Susu's mother and son had not yet "gotten acquainted" with him......

It seems that the people of the Jiang family around him are the most suspicious!

"Who could it be?" he thought deeply as he re-lit his cigarette.

"How do I know!" a bun rolled his eyes, then smiled and proposed, "Why don't I help you check and find out this person?"

"......" Jiang Yi was annoyed.

Is this a mockery of his abilities?

"But the premise is, you have to worship me as a teacher!"

A certain bun is not ashamed to speak and is very arrogant. seems to ignore one point, if Daddy worships him as a teacher, wouldn't he become the apprentice of Lulu Dabi?

Jiang Yixiao gritted his teeth in anger, worship your uncle!!

Desperately holding back his anger, he raised his head: "Thank you, you don't need to trouble you for this, I can handle it myself!"

The tone was awe-inspiring, as if some little ghost was standing in front of him.

Xiao Xiaofan has not seen Daddy's computer strength, so it is inevitable that he will be a little complacent.

"Mr. Zombie, do you dare to make a bet?"

Jiang Yixiao's eyes sank, and he held back his anger: "Say!"

"I bet you can't!"

Xiao Xiaofan said categorically, with a hint of arrogance, but smiled elegantly, "If it weren't for the teacher's help, you would never be able to figure out this person!"

provoked the anger of a certain daddy and couldn't hold back it anymore: "Boy, can you be more arrogant?!"

"Yes, as long as you're happy, Mr. Zombie, hee-hee. A bun chuckled back.

A certain daddy: ......

"Since it's impossible for an aunt with a fake chest and a fake face, do you think it will be...... Your Xiaoling?" A certain bun's pretended analysis was actually a temptation.

In the eavesdropping just now, I can detect that the relationship between Daddy and that scheming is not ordinary, and I also know that the misunderstanding between Daddy and Mommy comes from this bad woman!

Therefore, he wants to find out the details of this "Xiaoling" and reveal the true face of the woman little by little.

The first thing is to test Daddy's trust in "Xiaoling"!

But how can this little trick be hidden from a certain daddy's eyes?

"Maybe!" Jiang Yixiao responded with a sneer, deliberately luring him into a trap.

"Damn, you already knew she was a bad woman?" a certain bun was startled and immediately revealed.

"Whether it's bad or not, it depends on who you compare it with. ”

A certain father spoke in a slow and logical tone, calmly flicked the ashes of his cigarette, and continued, "Compared with the Virgin Mary, she is a little inferior. But if you compare ...... to your mommy"

Deliberately want to say and stop.

provoked a certain bun to immediately ask: "What?"

"It's too good to be a little bit!!"

Jiang Yixiao gritted his teeth and struck a word, and the latter sentence was particularly hard,

"Hong Xiaoling is an angel, your mommy can only go to hell!!"

To tell the truth, he didn't know that Mao wanted to be angry with a child, as if it was Yi Susu himself on the other end of the phone?

Jiang Yixiao only knew that the existence of the little evil seed had already made him crazy, and he couldn't calm down. Besides, the other party has used hacking techniques to provoke and attack him more than once?

Who can stand it?!

He seems to have forgotten that if it weren't for Xiao Xiaofan's "kind" reminder, he still wouldn't know that his mobile phone was implanted with tracking software.

One sentence made Xiao Xiaofan's face on the other end of the phone instantly darken, and sure enough, he underestimated his father's measurement. I thought that Lulu's father was less manly, but I didn't expect my father to be the same cautious?

Xiao Xiaofan said that they are far behind Gu's father!!

"Mr. Zombie, you're going a little too far!"

The child's tone was gloomy, and his sophisticated tone was a bit like Gu Tongcang, "Although my mommy has a lot of men chasing her, they all love her and hold her in the palm of their hands." It's not like that Hong Xiaoling, who was beaten by a man, but you can't curse my mommy to hell because of this, right?"

"......" Jiang Yixiao was actually speechless by him.

Even in his heart, he still thinks that the woman's cruelty to him in the past is enough for her to go to hell. But on second thought, is it wrong for her to choose a man who loves her more than him?

"Is it wrong that Lulu's father loves my mommy more than me?"

With a rhetorical question on his face, Xiao Xiaofan said earnestly, and encouraged the man on the other end of the phone,

"If it's a man, let go of his hands and feet to compete with them, and if he can't get it, he will curse, this doesn't seem to be a man's doing!"

"......" Jiang Yixiao continued to be deflated inexplicably.

Damn, are we doing the opposite?

Isn't this what Lao Tzu said to educate his son?

reacted suddenly, and was about to fight back, when he heard the little ghost on the other end of the phone pretending to be irritable and saying:

"Gotta get it, I won't have anything to do with you!Mr. Zombie, if you don't run fast, you'll be pulled back by grandpa and spanked!"

The last kind reminder, Xiao Xiaofan hung up the connection.

Jiang Yixiao: ......