Chapter 52: Father and Son declare war
After being stunned for a while, Jiang Yixiao suddenly eased up, and then his pupils dilated......
Not good!!
That kid overheard an important secret!
Almost panicked, he quickly called back. After connecting, he slashed his head and covered his face and asked:
"Say, what did you just hear?!"
was basically led by this kid just now, if it weren't for the sentence "your Xiaoling" behind him, Jiang Yixiao wouldn't have realized that the transoceanic phone would be eavesdropped by the ghost.
At a young age, he was a hacker to peep into other people's privacy, hum, there is a mother without a father!
The father's tone was fierce, but a certain treasure was not afraid, and he was sloppy and pretending to be stupid on the other end of the line.
"Hear Cross, Hong Xiaoling, what's wrong?"
"What else?" Jiang Yixiao gritted his teeth, and knew that this kid was pretending as soon as he heard it.
It is also angry to say, he was hacked several times, not only hacked the account, but also leaked phone secrets......
Hastyly, you can't prevent it!
How did Yi Susu give birth to such a freak?
"No! You only talked to the woman about Cross. ”
A certain treasure continued to avoid, and also showed his skills as a small dramatist, pretending to ask,
"By the way, Hong Xiaoling also mentioned my mommy, you are all old acquaintances?"
Ask while knowing the answer!
The daddy on the other end of the phone was half angry, Jiang Yixiao tightened his fingers, gritted his teeth and patiently:
"Didn't you hear another name?"
Yi Fan!
I don't believe you didn't hear it!
A certain treasure covered his mouth and snickered, and suddenly felt that "teasing Daddy" was also a great joy in life, so he let go of his teeth:
"Oh, I heard the woman call you Fan!" he pretended, "is this your nickname, how is it the same as mine?"
Dare to say that it's not father and son? hehe......
A certain daddy is indescribably angry, and he just feels that he is going to be defeated by this kid.
"Yi Fan, didn't you hear the words?!" Jiang Yixiao almost roared.
Let Xiao Xiaofan on the other end of the phone be speechless......
, this big voice, even the Jade Emperor has heard it now, you still hide a fart!
Suddenly feeling that this daddy is much more fun than Lulu's father, Xiao Xiaofan continued to pretend to be stupid: "Yi Fan?
"......" Jiang Yixiao endured, trying his best to hold back his anger.
How long do you pretend?
The only sound left on the phone was his rapid breathing, revealing boundless anger. Although Xiao Xiaofan is not afraid, he is too lazy to tease him anymore, you know, this person has no sense of humor.
Perfect skin, invincible to interesting souls, I really don't know what my mommy liked about you back then?
"Hey, do you have anything else to do, I'm going to sleep if it's okay!" Xiao Fan Chiguo said that he was a little disgusted with him.
The daddy on the other end of the phone couldn't bear it anymore, so he simply let it go out and warned him gloomily again.
"Listen, no matter what you hear today, dare to say a word and open your ass!"
Another threat of "spanking the ass"?
"Cut, just this sentence over and over again, it's boring!"
Xiao Xiaofan's mouth was deflated, and the disgust was even stronger, and then he easily countered him.
"Mr. Zombie, worry about your own ass first!
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Yixiao's brows furrowed: "What airport, weird? Have you seen my grandfather?"
"Why should I tell you?" a bun is a joke, and his tone is very arrogant.
A certain daddy only felt helpless, and gasped deeply, already seriously aware that this kid was very tricky. Knowing too much, perhaps more tricky than a certain Susu.
As soon as the brain cells turned, he remembered that the child was going to make a bet with him just now, so he took out ten percent domineering and said seriously:
"Now, boy, don't you want to bet with me? Lao Tzu accepts! But Lao Tzu also has conditions, do you dare to challenge?"
A certain bun was hit in seconds, and he was immediately excited: "Uh-huh, yes, yes, yes!
"The person behind the tracker, whoever finds out first wins. If you win, Lao Tzu will worship you as a teacher, but if I win, you will have to listen to me alone. Jiang Yixiao told you to go east, you are not allowed to go west!"
Hmph, Lao Tzu wants to turn you into an "ally" and deal with your mommy together!
"Yes!" Xiao Xiaofan agreed, took the opportunity to talk about the conditions, and said with a smile, "But in this way, do you want to marry my mommy first?"
"Lao Tzu is already married!!" a certain father is domineering and loud, "If you don't believe it, you can ask Yi Susu, the marriage certificate has the legal official seal of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and she has to marry if she doesn't admit it!!"
"Yes yes, that's great! Daddy, 10,000 Momoda for you. "A certain son over there is so happy that he wants to roll on the couch.
A certain daddy here was stunned......
What the hell? Are you 10,000 kissing me? Tut-tut, goosebumps are falling all over the place!
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Two o'clock in the morning, Issusu's apartment.
As soon as Xiao Xiaofan hung up Daddy's phone, Mommy's angry rebuke came from the door.
"Dead boy, what time is it, don't go to sleep yet?!"
Yi Susu was very angry today, and when he was worried that he had nowhere to sprinkle, the muzzle of the gun was hit by his son. I don't sleep at two o'clock in the morning, and I actually leisurely pick up the computer, which parent is not angry?
With a flick of the two high heels, she rushed over barefoot, twisting Xiao Xiaofan and about to spank her ass.
A certain bun dodged with a light flash, and he was not afraid of Mommy's anger since he was a child. It's the same at this moment, he is wearing the same pajamas as crayon Xiaoxin, winking at Yi Susu, playfully tempting:
"Ms. Yi, you came back so late, did you go on a date with Mr. Zombie?"
In fact, he scolded his mother in his heart for not being angry, and he was once troubled by a scheming with his father, and now he is intervened by a scheming? Mommy, Mommy, how much do you want your son to worry about!
Fortunately, although Daddy is a shaft, he is also single-minded to you, and the misunderstanding is all on this part, and he still wants to get a certificate with you......
Ms. Yi, you should be content!
But he didn't know that this sentence hit the muzzle of the gun again, Yi Susu came over and pointed at his nose, gritted his teeth and warned:
"Listen, don't let this person be in front of me in the future!"
"Why?"
Xiao Xiaofan was puzzled, ignoring Mommy's volcanic eruption, he asked seriously.
Every time his son has a serious expression like a little adult, Yi Susu will be inexplicably trapped. Because Yi Fan has also been precocious since he was a child, he is often praised by Grandpa Yi as a little man, and he also advised her to confess to her brother about everything and listen carefully to his opinions.
So at this time, the anger in Yi Susu's heart was inexplicably dissipated. She sighed deeply, sat down tiredly, pouted, and confided in her son with a look of grievance:
"Because, he kicked Mommy out of the company board today!"
"Hurry?"
Xiao Xiaofan was surprised, but he didn't expect his father to have no gentlemanly demeanor. But when I think about it, it is not surprising that there was a misunderstanding between the two.
ran to Mommy's lap and sat down, blinked his eyes and smiled and asked,
"Tell me, how did he do it?"
"......" Yi Susu didn't answer, and his face instantly lengthened.
How can you see, the old lady was mutilated, and this kid still gloated with a face?