I have to go to work for half a month in a row, and I'm a little broken, so tired~~~

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It is said that when the pig killer kills the pig, the pig will not resist at all, lie down by itself, and do not scream or make trouble in the process of going under the knife.

Zhang Bufan didn't believe this, after all, he didn't see it less, even if it was the old man who provided his grandfather with fresh pork for decades, it is said that it was the master of dozens of butchers in the nearby ten miles and eight towns, and when the pig was killed, the pig should be called or called, and it should be noisy.

So as far as Zhang Bufan's feeling is concerned, a real pig killing master is mainly powerful in whether he can send the pig back to the west in a shorter time, and the degree to which the pig's blood is spilled in the process.

There is another one, that is, after killing the pig, whether a pig is dismantled and cleaned up completely.

If you want to talk about it like this, Brother Li is indeed a master, from the time he went under the knife to Zhang Bufan walking out of the small courtyard with Tong Liya in his arms, the sound of the pig barking inside was almost inaudible, which shows that this ...... Well, this head died quite quickly, and he didn't suffer too many sins.

Killing pigs in the northeast, especially in the countryside, during the New Year's Festival, is actually very lively, the whole village gathers large and small to watch the pig killing, and then kills the pigs, and even some places are killed and done, it will not take long to come out with a complete set of sumptuous whole pig banquets, which is the so-called pig killing dishes.

That's right, Zhang Bufan's purpose today is to kill pigs.

Out of sight is clean, after being taken out of the yard by Zhang Bufan, after retching a few times, Tong Liya recovered, patted Zhang Bufan twice with a little resentment, and sent a few amorous white eyes, then let go of the goods, and asked: "You brought me here just to eat that pig-killing dish?"

"Yo, yes, I thought you didn't know the name. Zhang Bufan laughed, and took two more clicks that seemed to tickle but made him feel comfortable, and then explained: "I have long inquired, and the reason why I chose this place is to come to Brother Li, of course, not because of his pig-killing skills, but because, the pig-killing dishes made by their family are said to be a must." ”

Tong Liya thought for a while and asked, "Just the two of us, eat such a big pig?"

"What do you think? Zhang Bufan was amused, and bent his fingers to knock Tong Liya's head, "It's the size of that pig, if we just eat it, we won't be able to eat it in a week." ”

"First of all, I have to send Brother Li to their family, they are killing pigs and dealing with them, and finally they have to cook, although I also paid, but I have to say something else that is not, and it can be regarded as me paying tuition. I'll take the rest back and make it for Director Xu to eat, can't they have been filming a movie here for so long and haven't even eaten the most authentic local food, right?"

"Oh. Tong Liya nodded, I don't know if she thought of the scene just now, her face was disgusted again, and she patted Zhang Bufan again, "It's all your fault, I don't have an appetite for it." ”

"It's okay, there's still some time before we leave, let's just adjust, come." While speaking, Zhang Bufan pulled Tong Liya and walked outside the village.

Near noon, the dark clouds that had accumulated in the sky for a few days dispersed last night, and the sun was just right, and many people in the village came out to bask in the sun, and they were quite curious to see the two strangers, but they were also more restrained, looking and talking, but not pointing fingers.

The two of them went all the way to the vicinity of the entrance of the village, and there was a basketball court on the side of the smooth road, and you can see the tatters of the basketball hoop to know that this is a bit old, because it has snowed for several days, and no one has come to play, and there is thick snow on the court.

Zhang Bufan pulled Tong Liya to run to the court, ran to the side and squatted down first, quickly pinched out a big snowball, and shouted at Tong Liya from a distance: "Goblin!

The snowball exploded on her clothes, Tong Liya was stunned for a moment, then screamed and immediately began to fight back.

The two of you went back and forth on this small field, and they were happy to fight in an instant.

In the end, Tong Liya was a step ahead, not because her snowball was pinched big, nor because she lost it accurately, but seeing that the snowball couldn't lose Zhang Bufan, she simply played tricks, holding Zhang Bufan's clothes with one hand, and scooping up the snow from the ground with the other hand and pouring it into his collar.

In the face of such a "good wife", of course, Zhang Bufan can only bow down.

After a while, tired of the fight, the two of them got together again and built a snowman.

Zhang Bufan pushed a big snowball in front, Tong Liya followed behind and pushed a small snowball, after a while, the two snowballs were all right, the small one was moved up to the big one, and then the stones and branches picked up from the side were inserted into the top, and a small snowman was formed.

Two people build a snowman, of course, they can't just build one, so they started to make the second one, half of it, Zhang Bufan put down the next sentence, you get it first, and hurriedly ran into the village, and after a while, he came back out of breath, holding two carrots in his hand.

Sticking the carrot into the snowman's face, he looked at it and nodded with satisfaction, "That's right, I always felt that something was missing just now, it turned out to be a nose missing." ”

After a while, the second snowman also got up, right next to the first, slightly smaller than the first.

Tong Liya clapped her hands, patted the snow off her gloves, and looked at the two little snowmen, full of smiles, her face was flushed, where was the uncomfortable look before.

I looked left, looked right, and changed the position of my eyes, nose and arms from time to time, and finally I was satisfied, and after thinking about it, I took off the warm earmuffs on my head and put them on the head of a smaller snowman.

The little white snowman wears a pink fluffy earmuff and instantly sprouts.

Zhang Bufan looked at the older snowman, suddenly took out a pair of sunglasses from his clothes pocket, and opened the "nose" on the little snowman.

Finally, I hugged my daughter-in-law and said, "Done!"

The completion is finished, but suddenly I felt that I couldn't see enough, and continued to stand there and watch, Zhang Bufan also took out his expensive camera, and the two of them surrounded the two little snowmen, you take a picture, I take a picture, and then put the camera on the ground to set a delay, and everyone takes another picture together.

Fortunately, it was a digital camera, and if it had been replaced with film, it would have been at least one roll in this time.

The two of them had a good time, and they both forgot the time, until Brother Li came to the entrance of the village and shouted, "Bufan!

"Here we are. Zhang Bufan responded to Brother Li, took Tong Liya's hand, the two of them looked at the two little snowmen again, and finally turned around, went back to the village, and ate pig-killing vegetables!

Under the noon sun, on the empty basketball court, two little snowmen stood quietly.

The smaller snowman leaned into the arms of the larger snowman, and the hands made of branches were crossed and connected, just like the man and woman who had just left, and my hand held yours, always, never separated.