"This is Chang'e, there is no doubt that she is the first person of the second generation of human beings on the earth to land on the moon. "The earth generation of human beings is the moonlit night to see and Yonglin, all except for the dead have landed on the moon, and it is a one-time thing," worship, the greatest astronaut of the Celestial Empire, has been on the moon for so long, and has never taken a penny of supplies. ”

Yonglin finished introducing Chang'e and pulled me over again.

"This, this idiot, do you see, Coke, I just arrived in Gensokyo two years ago, and I was still destroyed by the artillery here. Yonglin talked about my black history again, "In short, he can be regarded as a master, a master, a master, a master, Wen can raise a pen to settle the world, Wu can go to the horse to determine the world, go to the kang to know the daughter-in-law, and the lower kang to know the shoes." ”

"Oh, fortunately. I shook hands with Chang'e, and at that moment, the two of us were stunned at the same time, and in her, I felt a strong yellow joke breath that I couldn't bear, and she felt the same in me, "This time is really lucky." ”

"Me too, hey, hey, hey. Chang'e smiled a little treacherously, completely out of our imagination, but it was better this way, "You know, if I show it, I won't end much better than Kaguya." ”

"Of course, but Gensokyo doesn't have this restriction, unless you still have to stay in the Guanghan Palace for the rest of your life according to the rules. "Chang'e does live in the Guanghan Palace, but the Guanghan Palace is not just a residence, it is also a prison, at least in the past.

"Not really, my service is over, and now I'm hiding here just because it's safer. Chang'e's eyes narrowed, and her squinting eyes were monsters, "After all, my enemy...... Sniff, I smell poisoned milk. ”

"I smell it too. As soon as he turned around, he saw Feng Ji and Yi Ji on a moonlit night, plus the four of them jumped in from the wall one by one, "Moon has a rule, climbing a ladder over the wall will be punished with a verbal warning." ”

"I know. "Moonlit Nightsee didn't care about my teasing at all, "But there is also a rule in the Moon City that subordinates are not allowed to talk to their bosses, so no one can warn us." ”

"That's good, then now that everyone is together, it's time to decide. "I'm here this time as a diplomatic ambassador, and Yonglin is a diplomatic poop, so it involves a very intuitive and very important question, "Where are we going to eat at noon today?"

"Eat, what to eat?" the moonlit night saw that she hadn't realized yet.

"Eat, eat!" I made a gesture with my hand to eat, "Got it?"

"Okay, I'm here to make a fortune. The moonlit night beckoned, "Let's go, the Moon Capital Hotel, the shaved noodles next to it." ”

Noodle shop.

"Man, bring three bowls to one person, peel a braid of garlic, let these people from Gensokyo eat more, remove the dirt on their bodies, and disinfect them well. Seeing that the meal was finished on a moonlit night, he sat down and broke off his chopsticks and polished them, "By the way, let's get down to business, do you remember the last time Impleeza invaded?"

"Nonsense, can you forget that?" There were nine of us, and we had two tables, Yonglin on my left, Moonlit Night on the opposite, and the poisoned milk on my right, "So what's wrong?"

"In response to the problem of insufficient individual firepower exposed at that time, Zakuls miniaturized the original quantum railgun and designed a quantum rocket launcher, which can be used alone even by petite Yuedu people, but the strength of the cannon body is not up to par, the failure rate is very high and the chamber is blown up from time to time, what can you do?"

"I don't know if you're broad-hearted, or you're not ashamed. I was also polishing my chopsticks, "If you treat me to a bowl of noodles, I'll have to help you improve your weapon?

"Hey, you have to have a little conscience when you say this!" Yue Yejian slapped his chopsticks on the table, "Did I just invite you to eat a bowl of shaved noodles? It's obviously three bowls! And a braided garlic!"

"Okay, you two!" Yonglin slapped a handprint on the table, "Why are you shouting so loudly? It's not embarrassing enough, isn't it? See you on a moonlit night, you too, you have to let the recent shortage of funds in your Ministry of Finance make everyone known, right?"

"It's not like that. The detective girl put one hand on her face and spit out such a sentence, and then, she was beaten violently by the Mianyue sisters beside her.

"Tight on money?" was the first time I'd heard of it, "what's going on? wasn't it okay last time?"

"Alas!" The moonlit night almost started singing when she saw the board, but unfortunately there was a lack of a huqin, "It's just that I let her sit in the office chair for me for a while last time, who would have thought that it would become like this!"

Some time ago, during the temporary reign of the Detective Woman.

"Okay, then Lord Commander of the Rare Gods, can you give an assessment of the current state of the country in the Moon Capital?" a reporter from a well-known news in the Moon Capital was interviewing the Rare God Detective Girl.

"Ahem, um......" The Detective Woman pretended to be in her voice for a long time before finally speaking, "The moon is rich in products and has everything, so I don't borrow foreign goods to get through it...... To put it simply, it means that the situation in our Moon Capital is very good, right, this, even if the material reserves in the treasury are only in and out, there will be no problems within 10,000 years!"

The next day, the soldiers guarding the treasury noticed movement in the treasury, opened it and saw that two locusts had come and eaten all the food in the treasury of the Moon Capital.

"For this reason, I took a long time to turn around and settle the situation. Seeing that this was another long sigh, the Mianyue sisters behind her beat her harder, "In order to tide over the difficulties, I can only be cheeky and ask Yakumo Zi for help, she lent us five catties of stick noodles, enough for us to eat for a year or two." ”

"Alas, this poisoned milk deserves a life sentence. I stood up and patted Yueye on the shoulder, "But fortunately, Yakumo Zi is quite generous, with these five catties of stick noodles, you can make nests to your heart's content in the future, steam quack, you can use stick noodles to boil porridge." ”

"Well, that's all there is to it. "I was about to cry when I saw it on a moonlit night, but fortunately, the ordinary residents of the moon capital had enough food at home, and the food emptiness in the treasury only affected the diet of a few people who saw me on a moonlit night, and it was because of this that we were still eating shaved noodles here, "Why hasn't this noodles come yet?"

"It's easy to do. "I pressed the head of the moonlit night and snorted the table, 'Smack!', and the face of the moonlit night sank into the table, "Man, hurry up, I'm hungry!"