Chapter 742: Open the coffin and help me up

The City of the Moon, under the leadership of Yonglin, we came all the way to the other garden where Yonglin came to borrow arrows last time.

"Well, let me take a look. "There is a plaque hanging on the gatehouse of the annex, but the font is very ancient, and I looked at it for a long time before I saw a clue," Guang ...... Field...... Dance?"

"What kind of eyes are you!" Yonglin pointed to me word by word, "Is this the Guanghan Palace, okay? Except for a single Cantonese character, none of you are right!"

"Oh, Guanghan Palace...... Guanghan Palace?" I suddenly realized what kind of place this was, and when it came to Guanghan Palace, I couldn't help but mention it, and I couldn't think of that person, so I decided to ......, "Chang'e!

"Stop screaming, the more you call her that, the less likely she is to come out. "Yonglin has already suffered a loss last time, "Let's just go in and find her." ”

"Oh. I pushed the door open, only to find it locked, "Locked, wait, I'll open it." "I pulled out a hair and was about to start picking the lock, but Yonglin stopped me.

"This is not possible, the moon has a rule, and you will be imprisoned for one year without permission to sliding the door and picking the lock. "Of course Yonglin stopped me for a reason, unlike Gensokyo, the Moon Capital has complete legal provisions and prison facilities, I have heard of that prison, called the Living Tomb, it is extremely interesting.

"Okay, so let's fly in?" Since you can't go through the door, you can only fly over the wall, very simple logic.

"What's more, the moon capital has a rule that you can fly into someone else's yard without permission and be imprisoned for three years. Yonglin stopped me again, this time the sin was even greater, "Let me come, Youtanhua, go to the corner and get that ladder." ”

"Oh. Reisen trotted all the way over, found a ladder in the grass, and moved back, "Here it is." ”

"Well, that's it. Yonglin leaned the ladder against the wall and climbed up as soon as he stepped forward, "Let's go, the capital of the moon stipulates that it is not a crime to move a ladder to climb the wall and enter other people's yards, and a verbal warning will be given." ”

"Your laws in the Moon Capital are so sound. "I followed Yonglin up the ladder, and when I looked up, guess what? I saw the underwear, well, it's really worthy of Yayi Yonglin, this taste is similar to Yakumo Purple.

I was using a critical eye as an excuse to appreciate it when a high heel kicked me in the face and I fell off the ladder with an innocent and incredulous expression.

"Ahh......h Smack!" I fell to the ground and fell to the ground, stood up and patted it, "It's so ruthless, Yonglin, it's not like I haven't seen it." ”

"Shut up. Yonglin had already climbed the wall at this time, "Hurry up." ”

After tossing and turning, we climbed into the courtyard wall of Guanghan Palace through the ladder, and the last Al who came up put the ladder down, just in response to the old saying, please put the ladder horizontally when not in use, but I remember once someone complained to me that he was beaten when he put the ladder horizontally, and later I learned that when he put the ladder down, there were four working masons on the house.

"Well, I'm in, but where is Chang'e you said?" I looked around when I entered the courtyard, and I didn't even find a figure, let alone the legendary Chang'e's carrot field, alas, it seems that fairy tales are really all lies, the only thing I found something that is not normal is a big coffin parked in the open space of the courtyard, is it said that the moon capital is actually buried?"

"I don't know, I haven't been here two days ago, as for Chang'e, you have to let me look for it. Yonglin went to check under the floor tile that Chang'e drilled out last time, but it was empty underneath, and there was no one at all, Yonglin had no choice but to use the old method last time, "Chang'e, did you fucking hear that!"

Yonglin shouted out at this voice, and the coffin in the courtyard suddenly shook, Yonglin immediately walked over and knocked on the coffin board a few times, "Chang'e, are you inside? It's me, it's me, captain, don't shoot, it's me!"

"Oh, Yonglin, you're scared me to death!" a muffled voice came from the coffin, "I thought it was my enemy who came to seek revenge on me again, come on, open the coffin, and help me up." ”

"You're too daring. Yonglin reached out to pull the coffin lid, but didn't pull it, and after a closer look, the coffin lid had been nailed from the outside, "Hey, you've got in, how did you nail the coffin lid from the outside?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I've been bored here for three hours, give you fifty yuan, let me out quickly!" Chang'e seemed to be a little unbearable.

"I'll look for you for a hundred, and you tell me how you did it. "But Yonglin is the master who does not change in front of the landslide, how can he be persuaded so easily, as a researcher, the most important thing is curiosity and imagination, without these two things, you can't study anything in your life, of course, these two things alone can't do it, this is because of the strength of the background, so that the researcher's imagination is different from the irregular******* can't someone help nail it?" Chang'e suddenly relented, it seemed that her purpose was to earn Yonglin's hundred yuan," Okay, I've told you all, now, open the coffin and help me up!"

Yonglin asked me to borrow the fluctuating saber, pried out the nails one by one, and finally opened the lid of the coffin, and Chang'e got out of it and lay on the ground and began to pant for breath.

"It's a day, Maozi! I forgot to design the ventilation equipment on the coffin, huhuhuhu...... "It's a long time, Chang'e just gasped, after all, Chang'e is just a little special, not a big master, the symbolic meaning is greater than the practical significance, you let her be an idol to save the moon capital, it must be no problem, but if you want her to fight, then it's better to save it."

"Okay, right?" Vinh Lin pulled out a 100-denomination VND, which was issued in 1992, "Here you go, your 100 yuan." ”

"VND?" Chang'e was stupid, "You are very immoral to fool me like this, do you know?"

"You only said a hundred pieces, but you didn't say a hundred pieces from any country. Yonglin made it clear that Chang'e might have been deprived of her intelligence and rationality by Allah, which translated: Scatter coins, she scatter coins! As the saying goes, there must be dead branches when the tree is big, and there must be idiots when there are many people, "Okay, let me introduce it." ”

Chang'e noticed that Yonglin was not the only one present, and this reflex arc was long enough, but we didn't understand it, after all, a person who has been widowed for so many years is indeed perverted, you look at this, who doesn't have an enemy?