Shi Xiaofeng slept on the mat on the floor with his back to the sky, with a "big" word on his limbs, snoring like thunder, like a dead pig.

Barrels of instant noodles, biscuits and bottled water are piled up around him, taking up almost half of his rental home.

He slept darkly, his hair was as messy as thatch, and the stubble on his chin had not been shaved for many days. He used to have a good image, but now he looks like a labor prisoner.

His limbs shook suddenly, as if he had been mad, and he finally woke up!

Slowly opening his eyes, the sun was dazzling, and he only felt a terrible headache, and he couldn't remember whether he slept for 30 or 40 hours.

He wasn't a decadent person, and he hated pretending. But since he was dumped by his first girlfriend and then lost his first job, he decided to pretend to be a high-spirited person.

Shi Xiaofeng, 23 years old, from J City, graduated from ** University in W City.

He doesn't think of himself as a top student, he loves to read idle books, and he often fails exams, but he accidentally gets an authentic MBA.

Height between 1.78 and 1.80 meters, he loves martial arts and fitness, and has a penchant for collecting Japanese romance action movies. A little handsome, but often unkempt.

Character two, has a strong sense of justice, likes to fight grievances, is nosy, a typical hot-blooded youth plus 2B youth.

Young man 2B got up from the mat and felt that he was sore from sleep. Looking at his unbeaten face in the mirror, he suddenly wanted to laugh.

But not only did he not laugh, but he also muttered and cursed.

He scolded an old man who didn't know his name, and as he scolded, his old face with ravines and ravines came to mind, and his eyes that were always rolling.

scolded him because Shi Xiaofeng is so miserable now, but the old man said that he "has an adventure in his life and an extraordinary fate"; there is not a single woman, but the old man says that he "lives in peach blossoms, hugging left and right"!

mentioned the words "Peach Blossom", Shi Xiaofeng couldn't help but think of the adventure that no one knew about in the summer of 18. Then, my mind flew back to twenty years ago.

Mother took the young Shi Xiaofeng back to his hometown J City (then called J County) to visit relatives, and when listening to the sisters' chat, they said that in a small temple thirty miles outside the county, there was a blind man who was very good at fortune-telling, known as "half immortal".

The sisters were uneducated, but the mother went to college and laughed at it. Several aunts dragged their mother to visit the half-immortals, saying that it was idle at home, so it was better to take a trip.

No matter how reverent the aunts used to describe the half-immortal, Shi Xiaofeng only felt that the vertical and horizontal furrows on his face and the rolling eyes were too terrifying, and he would cry when he looked at it more.

The half-immortal only said a few words, and the mother's indifferent expression slowly disappeared, and she looked solemn and kept nodding. When the half-immortal finished speaking, the mother grabbed her impatient son and said, "Master, please calculate this child again." ”

The half-immortal listened to his mother's birthday, touched the bones of the little guy, chattered for a while, and suddenly smiled: "Strange, strange, this doll is a rare 'nine-grid peach blossom life'......!

Mother cloud mountain fog cover, please explain in detail to the half-immortal. The half-immortal said that your son's life is extremely rare, called "Nine Grid Peach Blossom Life", commonly known as "Peach Blossom", this life is destined to be entangled with many women, both the blessing of Qi people and the suffering of entanglement;

The mother's heart hung in the air, and she said in a trembling voice: "That... Master, is this child's life good... Isn't that good?"

The half-immortal raised his head to the sky, and only after a while did he say: "How can you say it? If you are willing to be an ordinary person, the fate of this doll will fluctuate too much, and it can be said that every step is frightening! If you are not willing to be an ordinary person...... Let's put it this way, if the old man can be reincarnated, he would rather do penance for a lifetime, just to be like this doll!"

The mother was surprised and delighted, and wanted to ask again, but the half-fairy waved her hand and said, "Enough is enough, don't divulge too much!" The old man gave this doll two sentences - only envy the mandarin duck but not the fairy, and the beauty is like a flower across the clouds. ”

The mother didn't understand, and she had to ask carefully, and the half-immortal waved her hand again: "Let's go." The old man has a fate with this doll, and he will definitely see you again in the future!"

More than 10 years have passed. The mother always recited the words of the half-immortal, worried that her son would be involved in right and wrong too early, and she was strictly disciplined since he was a child. Poor Shi Xiaofeng, don't talk about "peach blossom luck", he hasn't even seen a few of the opposite sex.

He has been smart since he was a child, and he rarely loses to others, whether he studies or fights. When he was 18 years old, he took the college entrance examination and won the top prize in liberal arts in J County, and was admitted to a national key university in W City, the provincial capital.

The cost of going to college is a big expense for Shi Xiaofeng's family, and he didn't want to increase the burden on his parents, so he quit his parents the day after he got the admission letter and went to his cousin's house in the provincial capital alone.

He wanted his cousin to help him find something to do and earn his own tuition and living expenses.

Early this morning, his cousin woke him up: "Xiaofeng, get up, my brother has found you a good job, easy and profitable!"

Shi Xiaofeng asked what kind of work he was, and his cousin said what nonsense you were talking about, just come with me to know.

The two took 9 subway stops and then 3 bus stops, and saw a magnificent office building. My cousin said, "See, there are more than a dozen companies on the first to fifth floors, and your job is to clean the five floors every day and deliver water to these more than ten companies - how about it, easy?"

Shi Xiaofeng gasped: "Damn, why is this so easy? Are you still my cousin?"

The cousin smiled and said, "Your kid is strong and has excess energy, what is this hard work? You have four hundred yuan a month, do you want to do it?"

Four hundred yuan! Shi Xiaofeng was so shocked that he couldn't speak, he had never seen so much money until he was 18 years old.

"it!" he gritted his teeth.

My cousin smiled, "That's right!" and whispered, "Don't think that this job is very hard, there are beautiful women to see every day, you see-"

As soon as Shi Xiaofeng looked up, he saw a group of beautiful women with flowers and branches, walking in front of him with a smile and a swarm of flocks into the elevator.

The young man was dumbfounded, he had lived for 18 years to see so many beautiful women for the first time, and said, "Brother, they... Do they work here, too?"

The cousin smiled: "Silly boy is blessed, this is a nationally renowned body art photography company, just on the fifth floor, these women are mannequins!"

Mannequins? Are only women considered "human bodies"? Shi Xiaofeng didn't understand.

After doing it for a week in the blink of an eye, the young man was so tired every day that his back hurt, and his legs were as heavy as lead, and when he returned to his cousin's house, he collapsed on the bed, and did not even want to eat.

The thoughts that supported him to do it were that he could get 400 yuan by the end of the month, and second... Second, I really want to meet those beautiful women again, why haven't I seen them these days?

"Hey, boy, what are you thinking, are you having a spring dream?" The cousin is not kind and makes fun of him at every opportunity. Shi Xiaofeng pulled the quilt to cover his head, and said vaguely: "Nonsense......"

Another week passed, and Shi Xiaofeng was especially tired that day, and he took a breath after working for 7 hours in one breath. It's getting dark, and I don't know if I'll be able to go home for dinner before 9 o'clock.

He sighed, starting from the fifth floor, checking the lights, water and electricity, and whether all the doors and windows were closed.

Hey, there's an office with lights on and doors open. At this point, all the companies should be off work, Shi Xiaofeng pondered, and walked over to turn off the lights and close the door.

He got closer and saw the signboard at the door, and it turned out to be the human art photography company that his cousin said! The young man was suddenly a little excited.

He knocked on the door, but there was no response, and he shouted, "Is there anyone inside? The power is going to be cut off soon!"

No one answered. He walked in, and it was empty.

No, there's a small suite with dim lighting. The young man was like a ghost, and continued to go inside, and as soon as he entered, he was blinded.

He saw a couch on which a young woman, a very beautiful woman, was asleep.

The woman was about twenty-five or six years old, with extremely beautiful appearance, apricot eyes and peach cheeks, a high nose bridge, snow-white skin, and plump lips. The woman made a slight snoring sound, a picture of begonia spring sleep!

What's worse is that the woman is only wearing a high-end underwear that is as thin as a cicada's wings, and the graceful body curves are exposed, and some parts are looming, which is far more tempting than taking off naked.

The 18-year-old boy was struck by lightning and couldn't move. "Am I dreaming?" he asked himself repeatedly.