Chapter 4: The Queen Is Mine
Zhang Fan was like a red-eyed gambler at this time, and started a desperate lottery.
And he did not believe in evil, and he could not draw anything.
He originally thought that the golden finger of the keyboard hero system was awesome, but it turned out to be this, that's it, that's it!
What kind of bullshit goldfinger is this, it's useless.
Could it be that today is really my own bad luck day?
No, I have to find a way to get rid of the bad luck in my body.
Otherwise, maybe nothing will be drawn in this lottery.
You must know that he only has more than 3,000 anger points in the entire system now, and there are only three lottery opportunities, and once the three lottery chances are used up, he will have no chance to draw for a period of time.
Once he doesn't have any lottery funds, he may miss the opportunity to rub off on the popularity of this queen today.
Once he misses this opportunity to take advantage of the popularity, it is basically impossible for him to earn tens of thousands of dollars to pay off the rent in just a few days.
At that time, he will have to live alone on the streets.
He has just arrived in this world, and he is not familiar with life, what if he encounters some bad people?
A boy like himself who is so handsome and so attractive is very dangerous outside.
What if some rich woman covets her beauty and ties herself to a small dark room and ravages her?
He had to take this kind of unexpected situation into account.
So no matter what, he has decided on the popularity of this queen today.
Whether this queen wants it or not, he has decided on the popularity of this queen.
Anyway, he just rubbed and didn't go in, this queen shouldn't mind.
Zhang Fan also brought a basin of water from the bathroom at this time, and then washed his hands and face.
After making all these preparations, Zhang Fan began another official lottery.
Seeing a point of light in front of him constantly rotating on the keyboard, Zhang Fan's heart couldn't help but hang at this time.
"Yang Chaoyue, bless me, I must draw good things!"
"Yang Chaoyue, bless me, I must draw good things!"
"Yang Chaoyue, bless me, I must draw good things!"
Zhang Fan silently recited in his heart at this time, he hoped that this koi fish on the earth could bless him to be able to draw a good thing this time.
If you want to say lucky, you can't find anyone better than this girl's.
obviously didn't know anything, but he made his debut.
obviously doesn't know anything, but there are still so many people who like her.
This is simply awesome my brother!
Although he is quite unhappy with this kind of person, he has to admit that Yang Chaoyue's luck is really very good.
Alas, sometimes people are really angry with people compared to people.
Sometimes you have worked hard for more than ten years, and it may not be worth the temporary luck of others.
"Congratulations to the host for the good luck of the lottery!"
"Good luck can increase the host's luck in two hours, hopefully the host will be able to use it properly!"
At this time, the cold voice of the system without the slightest emotion sounded in Zhang Fan's mind again, but this time Zhang Fan felt that this cold voice without any emotion sounded so pleasant this time.
Hahaha!
Hahaha, this time he finally won the good thing.
It seems that I washed my face before the lottery this time, and it is still useful to wash my hands.
Maybe when I washed my face and hands just now, I really got rid of the bad luck on my body.
However, it is also possible that the koi Yang Chaoyue blessed himself with good luck this time.
Either way, it's great if you can draw something good this time.
Zhang Fan didn't think about it at this time, so he directly used this good luck.
I still have a chance to draw a lottery, and now I have eaten this good luck, according to the system, my luck will be bursting in these two hours, if I don't draw a prize at this time, wouldn't I be too sorry for myself?
Hey, hey, hey......
"The keyboard warrior system can be immune to the effects of the host's good luck, and I hope the host won't get carried away and want to take shortcuts!"
At this time, the cold and emotionless voice of the system sounded in Zhang Fan's mind again, completely breaking his beautiful direction.
"Nima, ××##@@!"
Zhang Fan heard the sound of the system at this time, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.
This dog-day keyboard warrior system is really abominable.
How can this keyboard warrior system be so self-conscious?
It's too unkind to you, isn't it?
To be honest, Zhang Fan was a little speechless at this time, and the ideas in his mind had not yet been put into action, so he was strangled in the cradle.
Zhang Fan went to the bathroom at this time to change another basin of water, washed his face again, washed his hands, and used facial cleanser.
At this time, Zhang Fan started another lottery of his own very solemn.
"Dog's day keyboard system, lottery!"
Zhang Fan could only be so angry at this time that he directly exploded into foul language at this keyboard warrior system.
Your grandfather's grandmother's grandfather, who the hell is he provoking here, as for being targeted like this?
If it hadn't been for the sake of seeing that it was just a system, Zhang Fan would have beaten it up at this time.
But even if you can't beat up this dog's system, you have to spit out the fragrance in his mouth and let him know the sinister nature of this society.
"If the host is detected calling the wrong name of the system, the system will not be able to open the lottery mode, please call the name of the system correctly!"
Zhang Fan discovered the anger in his heart at this time, and before he had time to be complacent, a burst of Bing'er's emotionless voice sounded in his mind again.
Nima!
Zhang Fan really never expected that this system would give him such a trick again.
It's like a opening the door - it's home.
After looking at the time, Zhang Fan found that the live broadcast of the queen was about to start.
Zhang Fan didn't care about grinding with this dog's system at this time, and wasted time here.
Wait until next time to find a place where no one is around, and let it see the sinister nature of this society.
"Keyboard Warrior System Dad, I want a lottery!"
The keyboard warrior system finally understood Zhang Fan's words at this time and turned on the lottery mode.
Seeing that the keyboard warrior system in front of him had turned on the lottery mode, Zhang Fan couldn't help but complain, your grandfather's grandmother's grandfather, when he scolded this system just now, this system pretended to be incomprehensible to anything, but he called him dad at this time, how could he understand everything.
Damn, don't you want to be so realistic.
Do you like to take advantage of people so much in a system?
Besides, can you, a black thing, give birth to a man as handsome as I am?
Unless you live next door to Lao Wang, this is absolutely impossible.
"Congratulations to the host for winning the pitch-changing skill.,You can change your voice at will when you stay with this skill.,What Lori sound、Queen sound、The host of the royal voice can be easily controlled by their own voice!"
Zhang Fan heard the prompt of the system at this time, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this voice changing skill is too dick.
Could it be that he wants to use this diacritic skill to pretend to be girls on the Internet and chat with those boys, and then cheat them out of their money and their feelings.
Phew, how could a man like himself, who is both talented and beautiful, Yushu Linfeng, gentle and elegant, fresh and handsome, extraordinary in appearance and talented, amazingly talented and elegant, elegant and profound, radiant, handsome, sunny and graceful, heroic, diligent and hardworking, with unlimited prospects and explosive appearance, could he do such a shameless thing?
Although this kind of thing is indeed very fast, he will not do this kind of thing if he is killed.
But if you really can't hold on to it by then, you can consider this thing then.
originally wanted to be a copyist, but according to his understanding, although this parallel world is similar to the earth, there are no songs, TV series, movies, world classics, Tang poems and Song lyrics and other things on the earth.
But this year, the copyist is not so easy to be, when he was on earth, he didn't know much about some entertainment things, and he probably remembered a few more famous songs in his mind, and he couldn't remember them completely.
Although he sometimes listened to music when he was on Earth, he listened to it so lonely that he really didn't remember anything after listening to it.
Although he has watched some movies and TV series, he can't even pay the rent now, even if he knows, what can he do, can he still shoot it?
You must know that whether it is a movie or a TV series, it is impossible to shoot it without millions or tens of millions.
Besides, he only vaguely remembers the general plot of some movies or TV series, if he really lets him shoot it, where will he be?
Don't look at him who usually scares the air on the Internet, almost omniscient and omnipotent, but in fact, he is a mouth cannon king.
In reality, he swallowed his anger and did not dare to insult others, on the Internet, he punched hard, insulted netizens, and was high-spirited!
When he was really asked to do something, he immediately knelt down.
Although he forced Lai Lai on the Internet all day long, as if he knew everything and knew everything, in fact, when he was really asked to do things, he couldn't do anything.
In the previous life, there was a very popular saying on the earth: You can do it, you can do it.
When this sentence was applied to him, he really couldn't do it.
As for the world classics, he has only heard of them, but he has not seen them a few times, and even if he has seen them occasionally, now he has basically forgotten about them, and it is impossible for him to restore these world masterpieces.
Besides, when he was on Earth in his previous life, he mostly read the above introductions of these world classics, and then went to the Internet to pretend to be forced by others.
But doesn't he himself know his own virtues?
When I read the book, I get sleepy.
These world masterpieces are written so tall that he can't understand them at all.
Go to the Internet to search for some information and other people's analysis, and then use it when pretending to be forced with others on the Internet.
In these years, the average education on the Internet is 985, and the per capita annual income is more than one million.
Do you think keyboard warriors are so good these days?
In addition to daring to scare the air and shamelessness, keyboard warriors must have rich knowledge and experience in all walks of life to ensure that you can be invincible no matter what kind of bar you encounter on the Internet.
Although he was a keyboard warrior before, he also paid attention to convincing people with reason.
If you scold others, no matter how hard you scold and scold hard, others will only think you are a fool at most, even if you can't admit defeat in your mouth, but you will not be convinced in your heart.
The keyboard warrior made by Zhang Fan is really different from the general keyboard warrior on the Internet, and his keyboard warrior pays attention to convincing people with reason.
He will give you the facts, reason, and finally convince you, and you will never be able to say a word of objection again.
This is the real keyboard man, this is the real bull b's keyboard man.
Those keyboard warriors who can only curse and spit out Fenfen are just the lowest keyboard warriors.
These people are simply insulting to the title of keyboard warriors.
The threshold of keyboard warriors is being pulled lower and lower by these people.
As for Tang poems and Song lyrics, even if he memorized them when he was in school, he basically returned them to the teacher now!
Even if he still remembers a few more famous Tang and Song poems, when he writes them, people ask him how he wrote them, and he looks confused when the time comes, isn't that revealing?
So now it seems that the road of copying the public by yourself is simply impassable.
Now what I want to say is to take over the inheritance of the keyboard man from before, and continue to scare the air, but this time it is not on the Internet but in reality, and then earn anger points, and make good use of the golden finger of the keyboard hero system.
After all, the golden finger of the keyboard hero system is the golden finger of his survival in this world.
After figuring out all this, Zhang Fan felt that his whole person was full of strength.
After Zhang Fan entered the fan group of this anchor called the Queen, he found that some fans in this group were very excited.
"Queen, you must whip me, I am a king now, I can take you to fly!"
"Queen, Queen, you must pump me, I can give you a boost!"
"God bless the queen to draw me, as long as the queen can draw it, I would rather live ten years less!"
", the brother upstairs is too awesome, you dare to stand such a ruthless flag, I really admire and admire it now!"
"Your Excellency Queen, as long as you let me play a game with you, I will directly reward you with 100,000 yuan when you broadcast live tomorrow!"
"Damn, what kind of group am I into? Why are there so many local tyrants here?"
"Local tyrants, local tyrants, people can accompany you to play games every day? And when you are lonely, you can also provide you with some special services, this is my WeChat: 123spsm!
"Alright, alright, you all don't fight, the queen is mine!"