Chapter 3 Keyboard Warrior System (Collectible)
Under the crazy attack of Gao Tianyu's group of brainless fans, Zhang Fan's Weibo, which has more than 10,000 fans, soon fell.
However, Gao Tianyu's brain-dead fan attack also brought a lot of heat to Zhang Fan's Weibo, and his fans are also rising at a speed that is visible to the naked eye, but it is very likely that most of them are black fans.
Zhang Fan didn't know what was happening on the Internet at this time, and at this time he had just come out of the scene of the Golden Broom Award ceremony, holding a broom that had just been given to him by the awarding party.
To be honest, he really wanted to throw this broom away.
But after thinking about it, it's a pity to throw away such a good broom, so it's better to take it home and sweep the floor.
This award party is too picky, saying that it is a golden broom, and he gave himself an ordinary broom as a result
If he can really give himself a golden broom, even if others say that his acting skills are bad, he will admit it, and I hope this golden broom can be exchanged for some money.
"Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10,000 rage points and activating the keyboard warrior system!"
At this time, a cold voice suddenly sounded in Zhang Fan's mind.
What the hell is activating the system?
Rage from Gao Tianyu +999
Rage from Wang Tao is +666
Rage from Braindead Powder +10+10+10
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At this time, Zhang Fan's mind remembered a series of system prompts.
Zhang Fan probably understood what was going on at this time?
It seems that he has met the conditions for activating the golden finger, so this golden finger has been activated.
In other words, why does Gao Tianyu hate himself so much?
Anyway, he carried such a big black pot for him and received this golden broom for him, otherwise this golden broom should have been awarded to him.
And this director Wang Tao is also really, he just thanked him on the podium of the golden broom, how could he take revenge so quickly?
As for these brain-dead fans, you don't have to think about it to know that they must be Gao Tianyu's fans.
He has seen how brain-dead these little fresh meat fans are.
He was accidentally struck by lightning in the process of fighting with these little fresh meat brains, so he crossed over to this parallel world.
In the process of struggling with these brain-dead fans, Zhang Fan understood a truth, don't reason with these brain-dead fans, they can't reason with you, they will report you.
These brain-dead fans are people with abnormal brains.
At this time, Zhang Fan rushed to a rented house according to the memory in his mind.
When he was in the taxi, Zhang Fan was very bored, so he began to study this keyboard warrior system.
After some research, Zhang Fan figured out what the use of this keyboard warrior system is?
The keyboard warrior system has a variety of resources such as songs, TV series and movies, and world famous books on the earth.
And if you want to get the various resources in the keyboard warrior system, you must buy them through rage points!
At this time, Zhang Fan found that the mall in the keyboard warrior system had not been opened, so he asked about the system.
"Report the host, the mall needs 1 million rage points to open!"
"Now the host can only get things in the system through lottery!"
"Each draw costs 1000 rage!"
After listening to the introduction of the system, Zhang Fan couldn't help but say something -.
It takes 1 million anger points to open the mall, so when should you get so many anger points?
He couldn't just go out into the street and say to a crowd of people, "You're all stupid, you're all my son."
Maybe he'll get a lot of rage that way, but he guesses he'll be killed.
Zhang Fan suddenly felt that this system was too cheating.
If you get this anger point by making others angry, it is easy to get beaten if you are not careful.
After all, what if you make others too angry and others can't help but do it?
Zhang Fan clicked on the system at this time and took a look, and found that he only had more than 1,000 anger points at this time.
However, at this time, the anger value in the system is still rising at a speed that is visible to the naked eye, but the speed of rise is a bit slow.
Rage from Brain Dead Powder +1+1+1+1+1......
These anger points are all contributed by Gao Tianyu's brainless fans.
But these brain-dead fans have contributed too little.
With this speed of gaining anger points, Zhang Fan suspected that he might not be able to open the mall until he died.
Looks like we need to find a way to get more rage.
Soon Zhang Fan arrived at the place where he lived.
According to the memory in my mind, I seem to live on the eighteenth floor.
Everyone eats chicken on the eighteenth floor of hell, and they actually live on the eighteenth floor.
After taking the elevator for more than a minute, Zhang Fan came to the eighteenth floor.
The eighteenth floor is the highest floor of this building, and my body was originally going to do live game broadcasting, so I deliberately rented such an eighteenth floor, so that I don't have to worry about noisy neighbors being complained.
Soon Zhang Fan took out the key and opened his room, which was quite large.
Because this is the top floor, ordinary people are reluctant to live here, so Zhang Fan rented a room of nearly 100 square meters at a relatively cheap price.
In addition to two bedrooms and a living room, there is also a large exercise room with a lawn and a variety of fitness equipment, treadmills and other things.
Zhang Fan can see from these things that his body has made a lot of preparations to enter the entertainment industry!
Zhang Fan came to the sports field at this time, and the whole person was lying on the lawn all of a sudden.
Thinking about my own experience, it's really quite mysterious, and I have crossed over inexplicably like this.
Fortunately, I was a single dog in my last life, and I didn't have too many worries.
I bought insurance for myself and myself, even if I was accidentally killed by lightning, my parents could get a lot of money, which was enough to spend my old age in peace.
Ding Ding
Zhang Fan was thinking about these messes in his mind when his mobile phone suddenly rang.
Zhang Fan picked up his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID, and found that the caller ID was a guy called the landlord.
Zhang Fan answered the phone at this time, and there was a burst of angry voice on the other end of the phone: "Zhang Fan, what's the matter with you? Didn't you say to pay this month's rent? Why haven't you paid the rent yet? You already owe me three months' rent, if you can't pay the rent, you should leave quickly!"
Rage from Jobiro +555
The angry lion's roar came from the other end of the phone, and Zhang Fan could only put the phone in front of his ears away from his ears at this time.
"Auntie, landlord, I've been a little short of money in the last few days, otherwise you can give me a few more days?"
"Who is your aunt called? How can someone become an aunt when she is only in her fifties this year?"
Rage from Jobiro +666
It's good enough that I didn't call you grandma in my fifties, Zhang Fan couldn't help but complain in his heart at this time, but he still said: "Sister landlord, you see that my mouth really can't speak, I'm going to slap it now!"
After finishing speaking, Zhang Fan directly put his right hand on his mouth, and then slapped his right hand with his left hand.
Syllable!
At this time, I suddenly remembered a crisp sound.
Zhang Fan continued: "Sister landlord, sister landlord, did you hear that? Just now, I used all my strength to make a big mouth on my mouth, and now my mouth is swollen with a slap!"
"But sister landlord, you don't have to hurt me, because all this is my own doing, my mouth is really too cheap, sister landlord, you look at me for such a miserable sake, you can give me a few more days, sister landlord, don't worry, as long as I develop in the future, I will not forget your kindness to me!"
"Waiting for you to develop?hehe!"
"When your developed daylily is cold, at the end of this month, if you can't pay all the rent owed for three months, you can automatically get out of here, if you don't get out, hum, you can come over at noon to accompany my group of sisters to pay off the debt!"
After the landlord's sister finished speaking, Zhang Yu couldn't speak, so she hung up the phone directly.
Rage from Jobiro +888
She's in her 60s now, aren't her sisters just as old as her, or even older.
Tut-tut!
As long as he thought about that kind of scene in his mind, Zhang Fan had a chilling feeling.
This landlord is really, if she wants to make herself pay for her daughter, she will agree directly without saying a word, but if she wants to let herself accompany her sister, then forget it!
His taste is not so strong.
Zhang Fan looked at the time at this time and found that there were still three days left until the end of the month.
What's more, I rented this big house for more than 8,000 a month, and the house for three months was more than 24,000 yuan.
Zhang Fan opened these mobile phones at this time, looked at his bank card balance, and found that there was only 10 yuan.
Damn, ten yuan isn't even enough for a meal.
No, I have to find a way to make money.
Zhang Fan suddenly remembered at this time that his body seemed to be a game anchor before.
If he's not mistaken, being a game streamer should be quite lucrative.
Otherwise, I will return to my old business and go back to being a game streamer.
He remembered that when he left the game and entered the entertainment industry, he once released a bold sentence - I, Zhang Fan, will starve to death, die outside, even if I jump from here, it will be impossible to come back to be a game anchor.
Zhang Fan can also be regarded as a relatively large game anchor on the wolf's tooth game live broadcast platform, so when he released such a bold statement, it was a sensation.
Now, if I go back to being a game streamer, wouldn't I be slapping myself in the face?
Forget it, I can't manage so much now, and if I don't become an anchor, I'll starve to death.
Now I can't even afford to eat, what kind of face do you need?
Besides, even if I said this sentence at the beginning, I am really fragrant now, and I can't do it.
You must know that when you are on earth, the law of true fragrance is the greatest law of the 21st century, there is no one!
Zhenxiang's law is a famous eternal law proposed by the famous psychologist and mathematician Wang Jingze, and its specific content is that "any living entity that violates its own conditions or promises will be slapped in the face by everyone." Studies have shown that under normal circumstances, no single organism with kinetic energy can violate the law of true fragrance.
As long as four people can't violate the law of true incense, true incense may be late, but it will definitely not be absent.
I'm also a human being, and I can't violate the law of true fragrance, what's wrong?
In his previous life, he was a keyboard warrior, and what Zhang Fan admired most was this Wang Jingze.
It's amazing that a teenager has discovered the world's greatest law of the 21st century, the law of true fragrance.
In order to derive the formula of the law of true fragrance, Wang Jingze led his assistant into the remote mountainous areas of western China to conduct research. In order to quickly derive the formula, he did not hesitate to carry out rapid reasoning at the cost of experiments without eating half a mouthful of fried rice and not drinking half a drop of white boil. In the end, the hungry and thirsty Wang Jingze came up with the formula of the law of true fragrance!
After the world's major media jointly reported on the incident, Wang Jingze's law of true fragrance shocked the entire scientific community. Everyone was amazed: a young man in his twenties who had not gone to university could study the law of true fragrance, which was regarded as a problem by scientists around the world, under the blockade of Western technology and the ridicule of the outside world!
Just ask, who doesn't admire such an awesome person?
Zhang Fan quickly opened his computer at this time and logged in to the wolf's tooth live broadcast platform.
After ascending it, he found that his account now had fewer than a few thousand followers.
Zhang Fan only remembered at this time that he spent millions to find a relationship and got a role in the movie "Demon City Fortress", and this body was very confident in himself, thinking that he would soon become a rising star.
At that time, his body floated, thinking that he would soon become a big star, and he would not look down on a small game streamer.
That's why before leaving, I will release such a sentence with bold words - I, Zhang Fan, will die, die outside, even if I jump from the eighteenth floor, I will never come back to be a game anchor.
This sentence before the body left offended many people who like games.
After all, men who like games are straight men, who can stand such insults?
The words of this body can be said to offend all those who like games, and in the mouth of this body, it seems that playing games is such a low thing.
Originally, this account of this body had millions of fans, but because of his body's words before leaving, his fans ran away one after another, and even many fans turned black.
Anyway, after figuring out all this, Zhang Fan could only sigh helplessly.
Even if you become a big star, you don't have to say it so much, at least you have to leave a way out for yourself.
At that time, if you can't get along in the entertainment industry, at least you can come back to play games and be a game anchor.
This body really doesn't give itself a way out at all.
To be honest, he really doesn't want to carry this pot, but who let him cross over to this body, even if he doesn't want to carry this pot, he has to carry it.
There are only a few thousand fans left in his game account of fighting tigers, and the reason why these thousands of fans follow him is to scold him in private messages every day.
Zhang Fan opened his account at this time. I found that there were countless messages on my account, all of which were scolding myself.
Zhang Fan found that all the women of the eighteen generations of his ancestors were greeted by these netizens.
Alas!
It seems that if you want to be a game streamer, this path will not work.
Now he only has these thousands of fans left, and these thousands of fans are all black fans, even if he does a live game broadcast, it is estimated that no one will reward him.
Now you can't even be a game streamer!
Is it really the end of the story?
Do you think you can only go back to your old job and continue to be a programmer?
Now even if I want to be a programmer, it's useless, I haven't graduated from college yet, I don't even have a graduation certificate, and I don't study computer science.
Zhang Fan suddenly felt that his life was extremely desperate at this time.
Ding!
The computer suddenly remembered a sound at this time.
[The well-known anchor of Douyu, the Queen, has parachuted into the Wolf Tooth live broadcast platform to give benefits to fans, and the Queen will draw lucky fans to play games with her through a lottery. 】
The queen of the well-known betta streamer?
When he saw the news, Zhang Fan quickly took out his mobile phone at this time and searched for the queen, but he didn't know if he didn't search, and he was really startled when he searched.
This guy called the queen has only opened a Douyu account for half a year, but he has become the third largest anchor on the Douyu platform.
And this queen is on her own, without signing any company, without any team operation, just by herself, through half a year to become the third largest anchor of the Douyu platform.
And many netizens speculated that if this queen had a company or team to run her, she would soon become the number one anchor on the Douyu platform.
Although this queen usually doesn't have a fixed time when she broadcasts live, she will broadcast live if she is happy, and she may not broadcast live once a month if she is unhappy.
But it was in such a casual situation that the queen had 10 million fans in just half a year, and became the third largest anchor on the Douyu live broadcast platform, with an annual income of more than one million.
When he saw the news, Zhang Fan was not calm for a moment
With an annual income of millions, he is really sour.
Zhang Fan quickly logged in to the Wolf Tooth live broadcast platform again, and soon mixed into this fan group called the Queen.
He decided to rub off on the heat of this queen.
This queen is so popular now, if I don't rub her heat, I'm really sorry for myself.
Besides, what's the big deal?
But there are so many fans of this queen, I'm afraid I won't be able to take my turn later.
What to do?
By the way, how did you forget that you still have the golden finger of the keyboard system?
Zhang Fan quickly opened the keyboard warrior system at this time, and found that his anger value had reached nearly three thousand at this time.
It's just that the mall hasn't started at this time, and he can only draw a lottery.
And each draw costs 1000 rage points.
His anger value of 5,000 can only be drawn five times.
Forget it, let's draw first.
"System lottery!"
Zhang Fan found that a keyboard appeared in front of him at this time, and a point of light was constantly moving on the keyboard.
Seeing this constantly moving point of light, Zhang Fan's heart was not only hot.
Wait a minute, what will you pull out? Is it a 999 artifact? Or is it 100 million yuan?
It's not impossible to draw out a little fairy, as long as it's not inflatable!
[Congratulations to the host for not winning anything!]
Zhang Fan was still in his mind at this time, and he was waiting for what good things he would come up with. As a result, at this time, the cold voice of the system suddenly sounded in his head.
That's it!
That's it!
That's it!
What's more, this system is a neuropathy, and he didn't draw this thing, and he's still congratulating.
What about the golden finger that is good?
What about the magic system?
That's it, that's it, that's it!
Okay, now it's okay, the 100 million yuan is gone, the beautiful and cute little fairy is gone, and now there is nothing.
"System, proceed to the next draw!"