Chapter 1149: Beauty Exists Because of Me!
"Nima!"
Lin Hai's pupils shrank suddenly, and he saw that a few hundred meters behind him, three or four heart demon beasts were swimming slowly, stirring the sea water up and down.
"Let's go!"
Lin Hai didn't dare to stop for the slightest, so he put away the three-pointed two-edged knife with a move of his mind, and quickly swam to the side.
Fortunately, those few heart demon beasts didn't seem to expect someone to break into their domain, and they swam leisurely one by one, not noticing Lin Hai's existence at all.
Swimming out for thousands of meters, until he couldn't see the figure of the heart demon beast, Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief, and at the same time frowned.
"This can't be done, there are too few opportunities for the heart demon beast to be alone, and looking at the situation just now, even if it is alone, there will be other heart demon beasts nearby, once you start, it will inevitably make a move, if you attract all the heart demon beasts to be active, you don't even want to find a pass certificate. ”
"Go up first, you have to think of a good way!" In desperation, Lin Hai had no choice but to swim upward, and after a while, he returned to the sea.
"Lin Hai, how is it?" Yu Tianze saw Lin Hai emerging from the sea not far away, hurriedly stepped on the sea, and asked with a concerned face.
"No!" Lin Hai shook his head and explained the situation under the sea.
After hearing this, Yu Tianze bit his lips lightly, and then raised his head suddenly, and his smart eyes flashed with a hint of determination.
"Or I'll go down! My realm is higher than yours, and my true qi is stronger than yours, so I should be able to dive deeper!"
"I don't agree!" After listening to this, Lin Hai very decisively denied Yu Tianze's words.
"The situation under the sea is very dangerous, although the demons are silent, there are still a lot of wandering on the bottom of the sea, you can't be immune to the demons, once you encounter it, it is bound to be more auspicious!"
"But do you have a better way?"
Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, then suddenly looked at Yu Tianze and nodded solemnly.
"Yes!"
"What way?" Yu Tianze's eyes suddenly lit up!
"Let's go back to the shore first!" Lin Hai finished speaking, took Yu Tianze's little hand, and returned to the shore with a few ups and downs.
Taking out his mobile phone, Lin Hai opened WeChat and found Monk Sha > again
"This phone again?" Yu Tianze looked at Lin Hai with a curious expression.
Lin Hai didn't speak, but edited a message and sent it to Monk Sha.
Little Fool Fairy: I'm not here, I'm looking for you!
Sha Wujing: Senior brother is right!
Burst!
When Lin Hai saw Monk Sha's reply, he almost sprayed, this thing really only has this classic line.
Little Fool Fairy: What did your senior brother say again? (followed by a sweaty expression)
Sha Wujing: Senior brother asked me, what benefits did they give you, I said that I gave two demon beast inner pills and a magic power bead curtain, and then the senior brother said that I was too picky, and said that you must be dissatisfied, and you will find me again soon. (Behind is an innocent expression)
"Hehe, it turns out that such a senior brother is right!" Lin Hai understood, but what Sun Wukong said made sense, this sand monk was too picky, and he didn't send anything awesome to himself.
Little Fool Fairy: What your senior brother said is indeed right, you are really too picky!(followed by a disdainful expression)
Sha Wujing: Brother, I'm poor, I'm really poor! All the good things on my body have been exchanged for gold. (Followed by a crying emoji)
Little Fool Fairy: Okay, don't cry poor, I'm not here to ask you for treasures.
Sha Wujing: Ah, say it earlier, scare me! Then what are you looking for me, even if you open your mouth, my Lao Sha is never ambiguous about his friends, and he will never be stingy!
Little Fool Fairy: Forehead...... I want to ask, what about your face?
This sand monk is really not as loyal and honest as he played in Journey to the West, as soon as he saw that he didn't want treasures, he immediately pretended to be generous again, and his face was comparable to Zhu Bajie!
Sha Wujing: My face! How do you know my face is gone! (followed by a shocked expression)
Nima!
Lin Hai laughed for a while, he was really speechless.
What the hell is this sarcastic remark, what do you mean, it's crooked? Monk Sha's face is really gone?
Sha Wujing: Alas, when I lift my face, I'm sad again, the quicksand gold you helped me collect just cast another layer of my whole body, but when I got to my face, it happened to be gone, and I was now full of gold, except for the face, from a distance, isn't it the same as having no face?
"Your face was torn by your brother!" Lin Hai laughed for a while, the part of quicksand gold that Monk Sha lacked happened to be the part that was included in the Holy Realm by himself.
Little Fool Fairy: Okay, let's not talk about your face, your appearance, no face is better than having a face! Let me ask you, how did you make a golden body out of gold?
Sha Wujing: Please don't question my appearance, I just participated in the Buddhist beauty contest some time ago, and I won the prize!
"What?" Lin Hai's eyes widened suddenly, Monk Sha can win an award for a beauty pageant?
Lin Hai couldn't imagine that the group of monks in the Buddha world was the aesthetics of which dimension?
Little Fool Fairy: What kind of award did you win?
Lin Hai couldn't help but ask curiously.
Monk Sha: The best foil award! The Buddha also gave me a very complimentary evaluation! The Buddha said, without me, there would be no beauty! Listen, this is a high praise for my appearance, or did the Buddha himself say it, I have lived for so long, and I know for the first time that beauty exists because of me!
Burst!
"Hahaha, this idiot!" Lin Hai couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed directly.
What the Buddha said, is that his praise? Best foil award, don't you understand?
What the Buddha really means is that because of your existence, everything is beautiful!
"What a narcissistic but unaware second thing!" Lin Hai shook his head speechlessly.
Little Foolish Immortal: That Buddha Realm, no, the most beautiful man in the Heavenly Court, can you tell me how the golden body is cast?
Sha Wujing: Originally, I couldn't say it, but for the sake of being so honest and upright, I'll tell you. (Behind is a laughing emoji)
"Honest and upright?" Lin Hai laughed and twitched, just because he called him the first beautiful man in heaven, he was honest and upright?
Little Fool Fairy: Then I'll thank the first beautiful man in Heaven first. (Behind is a smile covering his mouth)
Sha Wujing: Haha, no thanks, no thanks, but this is the secret passed down by the Buddha himself, the Dharma is not passed on to the six ears, don't tell others!
"If the Buddha passed it on by himself!" Lin Hai was suddenly shocked when he saw this, and immediately put away his hip-hop expression and became extremely dignified.
If the Buddha is the ancestor of ten thousand Buddhas, Buddhism is transcendent, above all Buddhas and immortals, and Taoist ancestor Taishang Laojun is on an equal footing, can be called the first master of the two worlds of immortals and Buddhas, even Sun Wukong can't turn over the palm of his hand Super invincible bull character!
Lin Hai couldn't help but think of the Nyolai Divine Palm that the Buddha had sealed in his body before, and after unsealing, he slapped Qin Tian in his infancy like a fly directly into a piece of meat.
The palm power of the seal has such divine power, and the golden body method passed down by him personally cannot be an ordinary magic trick, and the decision is a supernatural power against the sky!
Little Foolish Fairy: Don't worry, this method of casting a golden body is known by God and the earth, you know and I know, and I will never pass it on!
Sha Wujing: Okay, I believe in you, I'll teach you the method of forging a golden body now, you have to memorize it!
When Lin Hai saw it, he was immediately engrossed, and his eyes stared at the mobile phone screen without blinking!