Chapter 1150: Quicksand Golden Armor
Soon, Monk Sha's message was sent, but Lin Hai took a look, and immediately covered his stomach and couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahahaha, this idiot has been swept up by the Buddha again!"
Lin Hai's stomach hurt when he laughed, and he saw that on WeChat, Monk Sha wrote these.
Sha Wujing: The Buddha said that the golden body method is the great way, and there must not be a trace of sloppiness, otherwise it will fall short. The first step is to find a bucket and mix it with water to stir the gold well, the second step is to find a brush and brush the gold on the body, and the third step is to dry it! The whole step is complete!
"Yes, Dao Zhijian, that's so right!" Lin Hai stopped laughing for a long time, this sand monk is really stupid and cute, just like the Buddha taught him this method, is it his cultivation of the golden body? This is obviously a wall!
But at the same time, Lin Hai's impression of the Buddha has also undergone a huge change.
I thought that the Buddha would be like the one in Journey to the West, with a solemn appearance, a majestic posture, insight into all things in the world, high above all living beings, and not blasphemy.
But today, judging from what happened to Monk Sha, this Buddha is simply a naughty teaser!
"Destroying the three views, really destroying the three views!" Lin Hai shook his head and smiled bitterly, knowing that learning from Monk Sha was the same, it was not realistic to cast a golden body, and if he came to that method, it was definitely nonsense.
After ending the conversation with Monk Sha, Lin Hai thought about it and found Nezha again.
Little Foolish Fairy: Good brother, are you busy?
Nezha: It's almost the final exam, I don't know anything, I am worried, and I'm busy asking the tenth prince of the West Sea Dragon Palace to make a cheat sheet for me, what do you say!
"Forehead......" Lin Hai was speechless for a while, this unlucky kid is even afraid of exams?
Little Fool Fairy: I have an urgent matter, I want to ask you for help, can you help me make an armor that can surround my whole body, remember, don't have a belly pocket!!
Lin Hai specially reminded that the last time he sold his dragon scale armor, he made it look like a belly pocket, so that he couldn't wear it, and finally gave it to Liu Xinyue.
Nezha: It's a trivial matter! But wait a minute, when the tenth prince of the Xihai Dragon Palace finishes making a cheat sheet for me, I will slaughter him and use his dragon tendons and dragon scales to make armor for you!
Burst!
Little Foolish Fairy: Don't, don't, don't!(There's a frightened expression at the back)
Lin Hai almost vomited in fright, Nima, this little Nezha is really violent, and crossing the river and demolishing the bridge is called a slippery, people just help you finish the cheat sheet, you will slaughter people?
The tenth prince of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, then he is also the second generation of officials, even if he is bullied and bullied by you, he really slaughters others, and the old Dragon King of the West Sea is still not looking for you to fight hard?
If you study this carefully and involve yourself, who knows if you will expose the secrets of your body in the mortal world, and who knows if the old dragon king has any means to abolish himself across the plane?
Taking such a big risk, you can't make it at all, not to mention the materials for making armor, you have already prepared them!
Little Fool Fairy: Use this quicksand gold, help me do it!
Ding dong!
You sent Nezha a cube of quicksand gold.
Nezha: What's the use of using this thing, it breaks when you poke your fingers.
"I'll go, do you think anyone is as awesome as you?"
Little Fool Fairy: Don't worry about this, you just do it, don't show anything except your eyes!
The tenacity of quicksand gold, Lin Hai has personally verified it, with his strength, through the immortal weapon frost blade to cast a thousand Jun Cheng Yuyu, it can't be broken.
Maybe it's nothing to the top immortals of Sun Wukong Nezha, but at least it's definitely enough to use it in the mortal realm, even if it's the power of the Yuan Infant Stage, it may not be able to break it.
Nezha: Alright then, wait for me.
Less than five minutes later, there was a ding-dong, and Lin Hai's >
Nezha sent you a quicksand gold armor, please check it out in the Qiankun bag.
"I'll go, so fast?" Lin Hai couldn't help but be stunned, this little Nezha wouldn't fool around, right?
Hurriedly opened the Qiankun bag in WeChat, and saw that there was an extra golden armor in the prescription grid!
Lin Hai's fingers touched lightly and moved to the armor, which immediately showed that the information appeared.
Quicksand Gold Armor: Nezha's armor made with quicksand gold has a certain protective effect.
"It's over, I'll go!" Lin Hai was suddenly a little disappointed, it was not a magic weapon, it was still made by Nezha, and the protective effect was also extremely vague, it didn't seem to be good!
Nezha: Daxian, I sent it to you, cute, right?
"Cute?" Lin Hai was about to cry, brother, why did he let you make armor, how could he describe it as cute, why should you be a toy?
"No, it's better to ask!"
Little Fool Fairy: Good brother, how is the protective ability of this armor?
Nezha: It's the same as paper! I can blow it with my breath! (followed by a pouting expression)
"Papier-mâché, Nima!" Lin Hai was speechless, and with the last glimmer of hope, he asked again.
Little Foolish Fairy: Can you block the blow of the Yuan Infant Period?
Nezha: What? Yuan Infancy? Are you kidding, Daxian? (followed by a surprised expression)
"It's over!" Lin Hai suddenly felt desperate, but immediately after, Nezha sent another sentence.
Nezha: Although this armor is as fragile as papier-mâché, it is not so much that it can't even bear the ant-like strength of the Yuan infancy?
"Hahaha!" Nezha's words made Lin Hai suddenly jump out of despair, replaced by a deep surprise!
Little Foolish Fairy: You're right, study hard! Brother Xinchun, don't fail the course!(Behind is an expression with raised eyebrows)
Nezha: Brother Chun? Who dares to call me brother in front of me? There is a kind of telling him not to leave after school!
"Hahahaha!" Lin Hai couldn't care about Nezha, the little campus bully, and hurriedly pressed the quicksand golden armor and clicked to extract.
Suddenly, a golden armor appeared in his hand, the texture was soft, smooth and tough, and it was the feeling of quicksand gold to the touch.
"Grass, it's actually conjoined, the jacket, pants and hats are all together?" Lin Hai muttered quietly, putting the quicksand gold armor on his body, not to mention, it fits very well, and it is also according to Lin Hai's requirements, only two eyes are exposed, and the rest of the parts are all wrapped in armor, and the opening on the chest automatically closes after wearing, seamlessly.
"Where did you come from?" Yu Tianze was beside him, looking at it in amazement.
"Hey, hey, what's the matter, after my brother puts it on, he's burly, right?" Lin Hai raised his eyebrows and said with a grinning urn.
"I don't think it's burly, but it's cute!" Yu Tianze tilted his head, covered his small mouth and chuckled.
"Cute, what do you mean?" Lin Hai's face suddenly covered with black lines.
My brother is wearing armor, and my brother is a warrior when he wears it, and when a warrior wears gold armor, shouldn't he be majestic, murderous, and very burly, right?
No matter how you say it, it can't be linked to the word cute, right?
Just as he was about to protest against Yu Tianze's inappropriate use of words, Lin Hai's heart moved, and a question suddenly came to mind.
"No, little Nezha seems to have described this armor as cute before?"
Thinking of this, Lin Hai's face changed suddenly, and an ominous premonition came up.
In a hurry, Lin Hai stretched out his hands and touched the armor randomly, and when he touched the top of his head, Lin Hai's body trembled violently, and he was silent for a moment, and suddenly let out a terrible roar!
"Little Nezha, you bastard! What's the matter with the two rabbit ears on top of this armor! Brother doesn't want pajamas!!