Chapter 345: If you don't want to change, get out
Chapter 345: If you don't want to change, get out
Taishang Laojun: You are in the mortal world, you are actually in the mortal world!!!! (behind is a row of shocked expressions)
Lin Hai was already stunned, he didn't expect Taishang Laojun to really figure it out.
A terrible thought came to Lin Hai's heart.
Now that the Three Realms are isolated, but he is able to communicate with the people of Heaven and Earth, then he is the only way to connect the Three Realms.
In this way, will he be controlled by Taishang Laojun and become a tool for communicating the Three Realms?
Will you lose your life? Will you be obliterated and become a walking corpse?
The more Lin Hai thought about it, the more scared he became, who knew if an immortal of the level of Taishang Laojun had the ability to abolish his life by giving himself a small life across the two realms?
I can't admit it, I can't admit it!
Lin Hai made up his mind and sent a message back to Taishang Laojun.
Little Foolish Immortal: Lao Jun, you're joking, the Three Realms are isolated, and even a great power like you can't reach the mortal world, how can I do it?
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he didn't know if Taishang Laojun would believe it, and he was worried enough.
Taishang Laojun: But I pinched my fingers, you are indeed in the mortal world!
Taishang Laojun obviously didn't believe what Lin Hai said.
Little Fool Fairy: That's a miscalculation!
Taishang Laojun: Impossible!
Lin Hai was directly speechless, Nima, an old thing, doesn't believe it, how can this be good?
Little Fool Fairy: Well, if you say I'm in the mortal world, then tell me, how did I get here?
Since it didn't make sense, Lin Hai directly threw the problem to Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun: yes, how did you get there? I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out!!
Little Fool Fairy: It's right if you can't figure it out, because my brother is not in the mortal world at all.
Taishang Laojun: Then where do you say you are, unless I go over and see for myself, I don't believe it.
Little Fool Fairy: I'm trapped in a secret realm, and you don't know it, and you can't come.
Lin Hai can only talk nonsense.
Taishang Laojun: Impossible, in the entire Heavenly Court, there is no place that I can't reach.
"I'll go, this old guy is blowing a lot. Lin Hai directly sent his position to Taishang Laojun.
Anyway, the Three Realms are cut off, and even if Taishang Laojun knows the location, he can't get over.
Taishang Laojun: Okay, I'll be there immediately.
"you. Lin Hai pouted, he was in the mortal world, how could he get there.
Sure enough, after a while, Taishang Laojun's message came again.
Taishang Laojun: Strange, strange, the direction of this place is automatically changed, and it can't be reached at all.
Little Fool Fairy: yes, I'll just say it, I'm trapped, and you can't get through at all.
Taishang Laojun: When did Heavenly Court have such a mysterious zone
Little Fool Fairy: Okay, don't talk about that, talk about the bad review.
Lin Hai hurriedly changed the topic, he was really afraid that Taishang Laojun would be entangled again.
Sure enough, as soon as the bad reviews were mentioned, Taishang Laojun immediately left Lin Hai's affairs in the mortal world behind.
Taishang Laojun: You dare to comment badly on me! You dare to comment on me! Who gave you the courage to comment badly on me!
Lin Hai looked at the information and covered his head.
Nima, here you go again, this is too aggressive for Lao Jun to speak.
Lin Haiqiang endured it and didn't stab him again.
Little Fool Fairy: I can remove the bad reviews for you.
Lin Hai thought about it, but still compromised, after all, Taishang Laojun is a Dao Ancestor, and it is no good to offend him.
Taishang Laojun: Hmph, count you as acquaintances!
"I'll be your uncle!" Lin Hai was so angry that he almost regretted it on the spot because of the coaxing attitude of Taishang Laojun.
Taking a deep breath, Lin Hai eased his emotions.
Little Fool Fairy: But there are conditions.
Taishang Laojun: You dare to be too conditional with me? You actually dare to negotiate conditions with me? Who gave you the courage to dare to negotiate conditions with me?
"You are paralyzed!" Lin Hai found out, this Taishang Laojun simply can't speak well.
It's all used to it!
Little Foolish Fairy: If you want to change your evaluation, just talk well, and if you don't want to change it, get out!
Lin Hai didn't bother to be polite to him, the more polite this kind of person is, the more he will gain inches.
Taishang Laojun: You let me go? You actually let me go? Who gave you the guts to let me go?
"Damn, it's endless!" Lin Hai was really speechless, why would this Taishang Laojun say this?
Little Fool Fairy: Just ask you one sentence, do you want to change your evaluation?
Lin Hai also thought about it, as long as Taishang Laojun, the grandson, gave himself such a comparison, he didn't say a word, and deleted him directly.
What a bullshit healing elixir, Lin Hai worked hard to recuperate for half a year, and he didn't ask him anymore!
Taishang Laojun: I want to change, of course I want to change, who told you that I don't want to change?
Burst!
Lin Hai opened his mouth and spurted out another mouthful of blood.
"Okay, you're ruthless!" Lin Hai was about to collapse, "Made, my brother can't afford to hide!"
Lin Hai really didn't want to pay attention to Taishang Laojun anymore, so he closed the chat box with Taishang Laojun and was about to quit >
Ding dong!
Before he could quit, Taishang Laojun sent another message.
Taishang Laojun: Say, how can it be changed to praise?
"Nima, finally have a good word. Only then did Lin Hai suppress the anger in his heart.
Little Fool Fairy: If you want to change it to a good review, there are so many requirements.
Taishang Laojun: How many more requests? One request is a lot! If you inquire, who in the entire Heavenly Court would dare to make a request to me?
Little Fool Fairy: If you don't let me mention it, forget it if you don't let me mention it, I won't change it.
Lin Hai really thinks that this is too old and too domineering, and it doesn't match the image of the kind old man he watched on TV.
Taishang Laojun: Okay, okay, you mention it, you really can, you are the first to dare to threaten me.
Lin Hai looked at the information and laughed in his heart.
Nima, my brother is in the mortal world, I'm afraid of your hammer.
Little Foolish Fairy: The first request is to pull me back into the group, I have feelings for the immortals in the group.
Taishang Laojun: It's okay to pull it back, but you have to apologize to me in the group.
Little Fool Fairy: Yes.
Lin Hai was very happy to see the first request, and he was very happy, as for an apology, Lin Hai didn't care.
Little Foolish Fairy: The second request is that you help me refine a healing medicine that mortals can use.
Taishang Laojun: Why should it be used by mortals?
Little Fool Fairy: You don't care about this.
Taishang Laojun: Are you really in the mortal world? You are a mortal !! (behind is a row of shocked expressions)
it!
Lin Hai was taken aback, Nima, this Taishang Laojun was too smart, he just asked for an elixir, and he immediately guessed his mortal identity.
Little Fool Fairy: No, no, I told you, I'm trapped in a secret place.
Lin Hai hurriedly explained to Taishang Laojun.
Little Foolish Immortal: I was seriously injured in the secret realm, and my cultivation fell to the mortal realm, so I need healing medicine that mortals can use.
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he was afraid that Taishang Laojun would not believe it, so he hurriedly added another sentence.
Little Foolish Immortal: Sun Dasheng knows about this, if you don't believe it, you can ask him.
Lin Hai remembered that he and Sun Wukong had also explained this, so he had to move him out to testify for himself.
Taishang Laojun: Forget it, who is full of food and takes the initiative to find the monkey?
Lin Hai was overjoyed when he saw it, it seems that Sun Wukong's name is very powerful, and even Taishang Laojun seems to be a little scared of him.
Taishang Laojun: I will refine this elixir for you, please pay 100,000 merit points, and then provide orchid leaf grass, purple shark heart, hundred-year-old ginseng, and seven-star flower
Lin Hai looked at the large number of materials listed by Taishang Laojun, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile slightly.
Little Fool Fairy: I'm sorry, I want you to refine it for free.