Chapter 346: The Buddha burst into foul language

Taishang Laojun: Free refining? You actually let me refine for free? Who gave you the courage to let me refine for free!

Lin Hai looked at it, yes, why is he here again.

Lin Hai can also see it now, Taishang Laojun cares very much about this bad review.

Since this is the case, the initiative is on his side, and Lin Hai simply ignores him.

Sure enough, after a while, seeing that Lin Hai didn't react for a long time, Taishang Laojun couldn't hold his breath.

Taishang Laojun: Speak?

Little Foolish Fairy: Help me refine it for free, otherwise there is nothing more to say.

Taishang Laojun: You, you, you (behind is an angry expression)

When Lin Hai saw it, he felt even more proud, watching Taishang Laojun eat deflated, it was really cool.

Little Foolish Fairy: What are you, whether you practice or not, give a happy word!

After a long time, Taishang Laojun replied again.

Taishang Laojun: Count you ruthless, I'll give you free practice, there is no third, now hurry up and change my bad review.

Lin Hai was stunned, he really only thought of two requests, but seeing what Taishang Laojun said, Lin Hai suddenly changed his mind.

Little Fool Fairy: Who told you that there is no third anymore, now I will tell you the third request.

Taishang Laojun: You, you, you, it's too much!

Lin Hai laughed secretly, thinking that Taishang Laojun's beard was about to crook now.

But what is the third request?

Lin Hai frowned and thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"There it is!"

Little Foolish Fairy: The third request, what kind of micro store do you have, give me one for free to use.

Taishang Laojun: Impossible, this is absolutely impossible, even if this bad review is not changed, it is impossible!

"Eh" Lin Hai looked at the message that Taishang Laojun replied almost instantly, and suddenly felt a little confused.

For a long time, Lin Hai pursed his lips disdainfully.

"Nima, it's just a simple broken square that can't be more simple, as for it?"

However, Lin Hai also saw that Taishang Laojun really took this Tianting micro-store with no technical content very seriously.

In this way, Lin Hai really didn't dare to go too far.

However, Lin Hai now had an idea in his heart, and he was not willing to give up just like that.

Little Fool Fairy: That's it, give me three days for free, just three days, okay!

Taishang Laojun: No, not for a day!

"Damn, why is it so unreasonable!" Lin Hai was depressed for a while.

Frowning and thinking about it, Lin Hai sent another message.

Little Fool Fairy: I'll use it for free for three days, and it's only good for you.

Little Fool Fairy: First, even if you don't give it to me, no one will sell anything in the micro store, and it will be wasted; Second, if I use it for free for three days and I make a lot of money, then I will definitely not want to give up this opportunity to make a lot of money, and on the fourth day, I will definitely have to pay you to rent the micro store, don't you say?

Lin Hai saw that Taishang Laojun didn't reply, probably thinking, so he continued.

If I don't be the first to rent your micro store, maybe there will never be anyone, but if I take the lead, maybe the people behind me will see that I have made money, so they will rush to rent.

Little Foolish Fairy: Take 10,000 steps back, even if I don't rent it after three days, you won't have any loss, do you say that's the truth?

Lin Hai felt like he was reasoning with a child, and he didn't know if Taishang Laojun, who was the ancestor of the Dao, could listen to it.

After a long while, Taishang Laojun's message came back.

Taishang Laojun: What you said seems to make sense.

"Hahaha!" Lin Hai snapped his fingers happily, it seemed that there was a play.

Little Fool Fairy: That's how it is, how about it, do you agree?

Taishang Laojun: Okay, I promise you!

"Yay!" Lin Hai felt excited.

Taishang Laojun: You first corrected the bad review for me.

Little Foolish Fairy: No, you give me the healing elixir first, and then I will give you a bad review, and after the correction, you will fulfill the other two requirements, what do you think?

Now that the matter has been done, Lin Hai doesn't dare to go too far, in case he forces Taishang Laojun to regret it, it will be more than worth the loss.

Taishang Laojun: Yes, but alchemy will take a little time, so you can wait for my news.

Little Fool Fairy: No problem, I'll wait for you!

After Lin Hai sent the message, his heart was indescribably comfortable.

"What kind of Dao Ancestor, it's just like that, it's not like it's being played by my brother. Lin Hai thought that in the confrontation between himself and Taishang Laojun, he could take the initiative, and he couldn't help but feel complacent.

West Heaven Thunder Sound Temple.

"Hahahaha" Taishang Laojun, who had a white beard and white beard, stroked his beard and laughed loudly.

"Interesting, interesting, I haven't met such an interesting child for many years. Taishang Laojun looked at the chat history with Lin Hai on his mobile phone for the Buddha, and his beard trembled with laughter.

The Buddha shook his head with a smile.

"Dao Ancestor is really leisurely and elegant, and he actually spends time teasing a junior. ”

"Alas, life is endless, who made our life too boring. "Taishang Laojun is very rare, revealing a trace of loneliness.

"But," Taishang Laojun's face suddenly became solemn.

"This junior is really in the mortal world, and he is still a mortal, but he can communicate with the people of the heavenly court, don't you think it's strange?"

When the Buddha heard this, the signature smile on his face also retracted.

"It's really weird!"

"What the hell do you say is going on?" Taishang Laojun frowned and said in a low voice, not knowing whether he was talking to himself or asking the Buddha.

"Where there is a cause, there must be an effect, and where there is an effect, there must be a cause, and the cycle of cause and effect has its own reason. The Buddha made a mockery and said calmly.

Taishang Laojun glared at him directly.

"There's no one else here, can you stop pretending?"

"Nonsense, don't I just say that because I don't know what's going on?" the Buddha directly gave Lao Jun a roll of his eyes and said with a big grin.

"Hahahaha" Taishang Laojun suddenly patted his thigh and laughed.

"Oh my God, if you let your Buddha's children and grandchildren see that the Buddha they admire so much, they will actually burst into foul language, do you think they will be messy on the spot and doubt life?"

"Whoever is foul-mouthed, please don't talk nonsense, Amitabha!"

The Buddha immediately resumed his signature smile, and his face changed so quickly that Taishang Laojun was dumbfounded.

"Okay, there you have it. Taishang Laojun gave a thumbs up to the Buddha.

The Buddha was smiling, bowing slightly, looking majestic and kind.

"Alright, alright, it's boring to pretend anymore. "Taishang Laojun is angry when he sees the Buddha like this.

"Seriously, you said that through this junior, can we reopen the passage of the Three Realms?"

Rulai nodded solemnly.

"You forgot what we discussed before, this Three Realms Passage has actually been opened, but the specific location is not noticeable at all, and the old man sees that this hope is about to fall on this young man. ”

"Yes, that's what I thought, too. Taishang Laojun nodded thoughtfully.

"Oops!" Taishang Laojun suddenly slapped his thigh.

"I forgot, I still have to get him a mortal healing medicine, don't people hang up and it will break in a while. ”

"Healing medicine for mortals? The Buddha said with a smile.

"It's simple. Taishang Laojun also smiled.

Then, extend your finger and point to the ground.

Suddenly, a small piece of mud flew into the palm of Taishang Laojun's hand.

"Phew!" Taishang Laojun spat directly on the mud, and then rubbed it casually into a ball.

"It's done!"

"Are you disgusting?" the Buddha glanced at Taishang Laojun with a disgusted expression.

"Disgusting? The mud under the Buddha's seat and the mud pills made by the saliva of the Dao Ancestor, even if it is the Jade Emperor, it is estimated that he will rush to ask for it, right?"

Taishang Laojun said, took out his mobile phone and scanned it, and sent it to Lin Hai.

"Junior, I'll give you a great creation. ”