Chapter 050: It's a blessing, it's not a curse, it's a curse, you can't avoid it
"You don't care about me!" Xiang Chenlong was already drunk, and pushed Bai Bingbing away, who staggered to the ground.
"Oops! I don't care about you!" Bai Bingbing, who was sitting on the ground, was a little embarrassed, and the people around him were coaxing, and it was very exciting to watch the beauty make a fool of herself.
"Beauty, are you interested in having a drink?" a few ruffians gathered around.
"Drink your mother!" Bai Bingbing stood up and lifted his shirt, revealing the handcuffs pinned to his waist, and the people walked away in disgrace.
Just when he was stunned, Xiang Chenlong drank it like a cow in an iron bucket.
Bai Bingbing was afraid that Xiang Chenlong would be drunk to death, and wanted to step forward to stop him, but was stopped by the bartender.
"Beauty, this gentleman came with you, he just wants to buy drunk, what do you care so much for? Besides, if you don't fall to the ground after drinking a whole barrel of wine in the Ice Bucket Challenge, there will be a reward if you can dance!" The bartender was very excited, because the boss said that this thing was a pit in the first place, how can anyone stand up after drinking? As long as someone plays this, there will be a share of the reward!
When Bai Bingbing heard that there was a reward, a lot of $$ popped up in his eyes, and he immediately asked like a fan: "How much is the reward?"
"100,000 yuan!"
"Damn! I only have a bonus of 50,000 yuan a year!" Bai Bingbing shouted at Xiang Chenlong excitedly, "Mom, cheer for my mother! I'll whip you if I can't finish drinking!"
Her shameless behavior made the people around her chill.
Goo dong goo dong, everyone saw that Xiang Chenlong had already lifted the iron bucket to a high position, and he should be about to finish drinking.
Bang Dang!
Xiang Chenlong threw aside the empty bucket with only ice cubes left, his eyes glazed, but he was not drunk.
The bartender hurried to check the barrel and took out the timer, and the crowd was no longer dancing on the dance floor, but gathered around to see the alcohol monster.
"Is it soaked through? 100,000 yuan? Oh, no, Dasha fork! Hurry up and take some hangover medicine" Bai Bingbing looked at Xiang Chenlong, who was still standing, and immediately went over to help him and secretly stuffed an antidote in his mouth, joking that it was 100,000 yuan!
Xiang Chenlong waved his hand and took Bai Bingbing in his arms, this move frightened Bai Bingbing, this is not the usual Xiang Chenlong.
"Ahh
He didn't speak, his expression was a little cold, and he smiled wickedly, very charming in the dazzling lights.
"Cow break!"
"God-man!"
The people around him began to cheer enthusiastically, and the bartender stood dumbfounded, he didn't expect Xiang Chenlong to stand up.
Bai Bingbing, who was in Xiang Chenlong's arms, said cheaply: "Are you still conscious, right? Hurry up and dance on the dance floor, the prize money is half for one person, and you can get 20,000 yuan!"
This Bai Bingbing is a chicken thief, not to mention the empty gloves and white wolves, but also the 30,000 pieces of black.
Xiang Chenlong smiled evilly, grabbed the small half bottle of vodka on the table with one hand, and pinched Bai Bingbing's chin with the other.
"Uh,,Ni Fang Kaiwo" Bai Bingbing couldn't close his mouth and couldn't break free from Xiang Chenlong's strange power, and said vaguely.
I saw Xiang Chenlong holding the liquor and pouring it into Bai Bingbing's mouth.
Dun Dun Dun sounded, and in a few seconds the wine bottle was empty.
"Hahaha!" the two drunkards hugged each other tightly and rushed to the dance floor...
Early the next morning.
Pain!
The head is going to crack!
Pain!
My throat hurts!
Water water water, Xiang Chenlong opened his eyes suddenly.
White walls, modern lamps, not your own home?
A rush of urine hit, and he jerked open the covers.
Spring, jade body horizontal.
A sleek female body curled up in the bed, wrapped around her thumb like a baby, and a thick wad of renminbi in her arms.
"Bai Bingbing!" Xiang Chenlong was shocked!
He looked down and saw that he was also naked.
I was dizzy, I forgot to pee, and I just stood in front of the bed in a daze.
It may be that the quilt was lifted, and the dazzling sunlight shone on Bai Bingbing's face, her eyelashes trembled, and she should be about to wake up.
Xiang Chenlong's frightened calves and stomach trembled, he was disappointed in love yesterday, and he hit the peach blossom luck today?
But this is not the peach blossom luck! It's the peach blossom robbery! Will the little white policewoman kill me?
He tiptoed around, stepped on the empty bottle on the ground, and slid on.
The thud woke up the sleeping Bai Bingbing.
"Is there an earthquake? Huh? Where is this?"
Because Xiang Chenlong was lying on the ground, Bai Bingbing didn't find Xiang Chenlong for a while, Xiang Chenlong quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
After a moment of silence.
"Ah!!h
This voice Xiang Chenlong had only heard in ghost movies, and when it was over, he continued to pretend to be asleep.
"Xiang Chenlong, you rascal, I'll kill you!" There was a fluttering sound on the bed, followed by a bang, and a whining cry came, tearing the heart.
Xiang Chenlong saw that he couldn't pretend to be able to do this, so he quickly got up, and wanted to cry and laugh at the scene in front of him.
Bai Bingbing fell to the ground on all fours and couldn't get up, not only because of the hangover, but because her feet and necks were handcuffed!
Xiang Chenlong saw her crying like a dead mother, hugged her and got up, who knew that she was bitten in the chest fiercely!
It hurts, it hurts!
Xiang Chenlong screamed but didn't let go of Bai Bingbing, he knew that she was very uncomfortable in her heart, the reason was his, lost with him.
He just wanted to atone for his sins.
"Xiaobai, you've been biting for a long time, if you're hungry, I'll order takeout..."Xiang Chenlong tried to be as active as possible, anyway, sooner or later, he would die.
Bai Bingbing, who had bitten for a long time, let go of his mouth, and looked at Xiang Chenlong with a black face without saying a word, Xiang Chenlong panicked, is this little idiot crazy?
"How do you want to die?" Bai Bingbing opened his mouth after half a day.
In order to protect himself, he immediately squatted in the corner with his head in his hands, which was the reflex of the offender when he saw the police.
"Well, I'll be responsible, there are a lot of houses, cars, and tickets, if there is an accident..."
"If you want, the child will stay with me!"
"If you don't want it, kill it!"
Bai Bingbing didn't have a trace of expression on his face, but in his heart, there was a battle between gods and demons.
This incident is really a misunderstanding, looking at Xiang Chenlong who is squatting in the corner and shivering, what else can she do?
For a moment she really wanted to melt him with aqua regia, but she didn't dare!
He is also not young, and he has reached the age of marriage.
Due to personality problems and the nature of the work of the criminal police, she has never had a boyfriend, and her family forced her to go on a blind date, and she refused many times, making her very stiff.
She felt that her first time must be a hero of the world, her first time must be romantic and full of memories, and she imagined it thousands of times in her mind, but it could never be the lewd man squatting in the corner!
Listening to Xiang Chenlong's words, she hesitated a little, what should I do if I have a baby in my belly?
Is it like in the movie to deceive it: your dad went to a far away place and showed up when you grew up?
This kind of bloody episode happened to yourself?
No!
"Come here!"
Xiang Chenlong was shocked, this sound made him feel like falling into an ice cellar, he stood up cautiously, and rubbed towards the bed little by little. His eyes kept scanning the surroundings for sharp weapons.
Bai Bingbing, who was huddled in the quilt, looked at Xiang Chenlong's strong figure and handsome face, and his face turned red for no reason, and he didn't suffer too much.
"They're all adults..."
Xiang Chenlong was overjoyed when he heard the words, "Haha, is this little white policewoman enlightened? Urban men and women are very normal, you think I slept with you, but you also slept with me!"
"But you must bear the responsibility! Tell me about your plan..."Bai Bing said coldly.