Xiang Chenlong's eyes were closed, he didn't hide after all, he looked at the beautiful policewoman on the bed, and thought to himself: It's good, God must think that I am too hard in my life, reward me with a beautiful girl, or eat imperial food, what kind of bicycle do you want?

"Well, I'm not hopelessly scumbag! Let's start with a normal relationship, and then meet your parents, if my uncle and aunt fall in love with me, finalize the time, and let's get married!"

"Yes, but I'll say it in advance..."Bai Bingbing was happy to see that Xiang Chenlong was very sincere.

Damn, the big fish is hooked, whoever you marry is married, this kid is in good health and handsome, you don't lose money by marrying him, this time you can finally block your parents' mouths.

"I can't cook, I can't do laundry, I can't take kids..."

Xiang Chenlong almost didn't say a word, and said angrily: "Then what will you do?"

"I can eat, buy clothes, and beat children!" Bai Bingbing's small mouth jumped out like swallowing melon seeds.

Xiang Chenlong was speechless and wanted to strangle her, but there was nothing wrong with what he said!

"Also, you have a good job but is unstable, I hope you can earn more nephews, and your children's education will be better in the future. ”

"No problem!" is nothing more than making more money, she won't mention that he will go to make money.

"And I broke off my relationship with girls, especially the cold one on the plane! I get annoyed when I see her!" Bai Bingbing remembered the scene of Xu Bingshan choking her on the plane.

Xiang Chenlong thought about it, Xu Bingshan already has a boyfriend, is he still hot and cold?

"No problem! even if I flirt with them, they won't pay attention to me!"

"And I've been walking for many years, I can drive but I haven't bought it, you are responsible for getting me one..."

"Okay, you drive my car, I just happened to be exercising, commuting to and from work!" Xiang Chenlong's Wuqi Martin should be worthy of her vision.

"Also, I don't have a hard time for you about the house, I am now taking out a loan of a 95-square-meter elevator house, which is good in the city center, 150,000 yuan per square meter, the down payment is over, and now I am carrying a loan..."

"Okay, let's provide for the two of us together!" Xiang Chenlong calculated, with his salary of 50,000 yuan a month, he can have a quarterly bonus of 100,000 yuan a year, and if the two of them make a monthly payment together, it will be almost the same as being a house slave for another 10 years.

"But the name of the property can't be yours!"

"Damn, are you inlaid with gold..."Xiang Chenlong didn't feel right no matter how much he took care of the loss, and scolded loudly, this Bai Bingbing is going to catch the toad and grab the powder!

"Yes, it's diamond-set, you can leave if you're not satisfied, the crime of strong J can be sentenced to up to ten years..."

Xiang Chenlong was speechless for a while, this Bai Bingbing is so shameless, what about the shame of a woman? But he immediately changed his grandson's expression of greeting his grandfather.

"That's not what you mean, I'll definitely let you wear gold and jade in the future!"

"And after meeting the parents, the salary card is put on me, and the bonus for drinking yesterday is mine!"

Xiang Chenlong knew that the wad of money on the bed turned out to be his iron bucket challenge bonus, and he thought that this Bai Bingbing could be better than that Huang Shiren.

After that, the two of them poured water and had a hard time getting dressed.

"The key, the key is missing..."

Bai Bingbing was about to cry, and her bare ass made her very ashamed in front of her cheap husband Xiang Chenlong.

'How can it be so decaying?' I used to torture others, but now I'm being tortured myself..."

Xiang Chenlong didn't have the time to appreciate this cheap wife who fell from the sky, which stumped him, he looked at Bai Bingbing's neatly dressed, but his lower body was strangely naked, and the strangest thing was that his two ankles were still handcuffed.

'Is this considered performance art if it goes out?'

"It's all you! poured me wine last night!

How could Bai Bingbing suffer this great humiliation? This kid poured a third of the liquor directly into her last night, and it was already a great luck that the two of them were able to open the room safely.

Thank God for not getting drunk and "doing things" in front of the bar!

Xiang Chenlong was upset by Bai Bingbing, and he also regretted his gaffe yesterday, so what can be done.

"Don't cry!

Bai Bingbing stared at Xiang Chenlong with wide eyes, stopped crying, picked up the pillow at hand and smashed it on Xiang Chenlong's head!

"You dare to yell at me? Are you really a tiger ridden by Wu Song?"

Xiang Chenlong shrank into a ball again, begging for mercy.

"Wrong, wrong, the woman spares her life!"

Xiang Chenlong thought to himself, fortunately it was a pillow, if there was a vase next to it, he would directly kill someone!

Bai Bingbing calmed down for a while, her eyes were red and she was about to cry again...

In order to divert her attention, Xiang Chenlong remembered a joke on the Internet.

"Bingbing, have you seen the Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slayer?"

Bai Bingbing didn't know why, Mu Ne nodded.

"Xiao Zhao inside is also clutched with her feet like you, so many people wonder how she wears her panties?"

"How do you wear it?" Bai Bingbing said curiously.

"Vacuum!"

..................

Xiang Chenlong, like Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, carried Bai Bingbing out of the hotel, and took a taxi straight to the Xicheng District Criminal Police Team.

Bai Bingbing, who was in a "vacuum", felt that everyone was looking at her, she had never gone directly to the street without wearing underwear, but fortunately, Xiang Chenlong carried her on her back and wrapped the sheets around her legs, otherwise she would even have the heart to die.

"Whew, sister, you're a little too heavy!" Xiang Chenlong sat in the back of the taxi and complained to Bai Bingbing beside him.

Bai Bingbing has a ghost in her heart, and the cool feeling below also makes her a little cringe, and her old face is red and said: "My 168 body is about 100 pounds, not a standard size?"

'I've been a little fat lately, and I'm all greedy in Saipan, but about 100 pounds is for sure, and 120 pounds is also about 100 pounds!'

"Hey, what are you doing?, how did you get into the criminal police office area?" a young police officer saw the sneaky Xiang Chenlong carrying a girl on his back and walking towards Bai Bingbing's office.

"It's over, I've met this bitch!" Bai Bingbing said in a low voice, his face tightly buried in Xiang Chenlong's back.

The young male police officer said impatiently: "What about you two?

"Hello, dog leftover!" Bai Bingbing pretended to be relaxed.

The young male police officer had a very smart nose, and immediately smelled the pungent smell of wine on the two of them, his eyes widened, and he was surprisingly angry: "Bingbing, who is he?"

Bai Bingbing said lightly: "My boyfriend..."

The male police officer was shocked, his face turned pale, and he said angrily: "When is the matter?

Xiang Chenlong saw that the male police officer liked Bai Bingbing, and he immediately said: "Not long, it was yesterday, if you want to take over, I don't object..."

"Xiang Chenlong, shut up for me!" Bai Bingbing screamed, attracting onlookers from the surrounding police officers.

"follow the case at hand, see if we can solve the case?" This voice was very shocking, not only scared off the entire office area, but even the sweeping aunt trotted away.

It seems that this Bai Bingbing has accumulated a lot of obscenity over the years!

The male police officer looked at the two of them in disheveled clothes, his eyes were red, "You went out all night?"

Bai Bingbing looked at him like a stupid dog, and Xiang Chenlong also smiled bitterly.

"What have you been doing all night?" The male police officer tried his trembling tone to be as steady as possible, his eyes stared at Xiang Chenlong fiercely, and when he saw Bai Bingbing being carried by Xiang Chenlong, he thought to himself.

'Is it because you've been crazy all night and can't walk?'

Xiang Chenlong was forced to ask uncomfortable, he ate a stomach at Bai Bingbing's place in the morning, and now he dared to question him, so he shot back violently: "Damn! Urban men and women stay in a hotel for a night after drinking, what else can they do? Play backgammon and play Wang Ba?"

The male police officer was stunned for a few seconds and blushed, took out a pistol from his waist and pointed it at Xiang Chenlong, and roared:

"White bitch, I've been chasing you for a year, and you've been sticking it upside down to this stupid X in one night, I'm going to kill him!"