043. The same temperament of death

The days flickered, and a week passed in the blink of an eye. At ten o'clock on Tuesday morning, Jiang Zimu called a car, picked up a box of skewers that had just been handed to Xiangcheng from Nanshi and were still frosty, and rushed to Xiao Li's villa in a hurry.

Familiar with the place, Jiang Zimu put the box to the door, straightened his clothes, brushed his hair, and observed in all directions at 360 degrees without dead ends, and then prepared to knock on the door carefully.

Before his fingers were pressed on the bell, his ears twitched, and he could already hear the barking of dogs with extremely high decibels and high frequency in the room. The corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth lifted, and he inexplicably felt that returning to the villa this time had a sense of intimacy of returning to his hometown.

Sure enough, as soon as the door opened, the first person who jumped in front of Jiang Zimu to ask for a hug and a tongue kiss was the stupid and cute stupid dog of the second fool.

Jiang Zimu was half-squatting on the ground, with hot big paws in his hands, a wet little nose, and a wheering panting sound in his ears and a crisp and pleasant exhilarating puddle from time to time.

"Coming?" Xiao Lizao raised his foot to make a feint, and kicked the second fool not very hard.

"Hmph, I didn't hug or kiss it, you guys are familiar with it!" "Dogs are at their peak, life is difficult, and people are not as good as dogs.

After a while, Xiao Da Idol picked up the box from the side with great discernment, looked at it suspiciously, and asked softly, "What is this?"

Jiang Zimu patted the hairy heads of the three big dogs one by one while the rain and dew were evenly wet, and replied: "It's delicious! ”

"I'm ...... September"

"Everyone, not including you. Jiang Zimu glanced behind him very vigilantly, and while pushing Xiao Lizao into the house, he said softly: "I can't shake your Xiao Da idol's determination to diet for the concert!"

followed Xiao Li into the house early, Jiang Zimu raised his eyes, and the first thing he saw was the promise that he would have to wear a red Stussy hat indoors.

"Well, another shiny mobile ATM. Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, glanced at Quan Lezheng and Gongzi not far away, lowered his neck, smiled and crooked, and said a silent greeting not very formally.

Xu Promise was a little stunned at first when he saw the person who came, but after looking at Jiang Zimu a few times, there was almost a flower on his face.

"Brother, where did you order the goods from? Now the delivery of takeaways is based on the appearance of the consignee, is it all intelligently matched with the rider?"

This young lady is too shiny, but the salt is sweet.

When Xiao Li heard this, he glanced at Jiang Zimu with his cheeks, and while he wanted to diss the public aesthetics, he was inexplicably complacent in his heart, and lightly put the box on the kitchen table, and didn't speak, just stunned and watched Xu Yu go around to Jiang Zimu's side.

"Little sister, leave a contact information, next time I go back to my house, I will also contact you to purchase. ”

"Uh...... ......Seeing this, Kyoko was the first to stand up, and was about to speak out to clear up the misunderstanding, but her husband secretly pinched her wrist.

Quan Lezheng: Sweetheart, be good, sit down. Let's keep quiet, and just watch the young master of the Xu family kill himself. Well, this temperament of death is quite similar to someone, as the old saying goes, it's not that a family doesn't enter a door, it's really incisive.

Jiang Zimu didn't feel embarrassed when he saw that he was being treated as a food delivery worker, his eyebrows raised, and he smiled at Xu Yu: "Aren't you from Changxi City? ”

Xu Yu's eyes rolled, and he shouted at Xiao Lizao very brainlessly: "Brother, brother, look, she knows me!"

"Why don't you recognize it? Isn't it a promise to participate in the draft?"

"Yes, yes, yes. Xu Nuo's head was like a chicken pecking rice, and he rubbed his hands happily, "I didn't expect that my support rate in Xiangcheng is so high!

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he began to avoid the serious, "How about it, you weren't injured in the black powder attack that day, right?"

Xiao Lizao: WHAT? I'm the one who is the meat shield! I'm the one who stitches the needle on my head! Your nominal BF is also me! Can you be a little more sober?

"No, no. Xu Promise smiled a little weakly: he was psychologically injured, and he was so scared that the baby now has a phobia of the stage.

Jiang Zimu glanced at the plausible expression on Xu Yue's face, sighed, and said very meaningfully, "What's the matter, little handsome guy, it's not PTSD, right?"

"Huh...... No, no. Xu Yu smiled like the corners of his mouth twitched, looked at Xiao Lizao, and decided to change the topic.

"Thanks to my brother, if it weren't for him that day, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to get out of it. ”

"Tsk. Xu Nuo's chin leaned forward, and he didn't know where he got the extra courage, "Little sister, this ...... This is my brother, my own brother, Xiao Lizao. For his sake, I asked the old man to buy me a suite in this villa area, so that I could study with my brother. ”

"If you're willing, I'll organize a house warming this weekend. Seeing that you are so familiar with the road, I think my brother is also your old customer. Just rush to this point, and my family's business will be done for you in the future!"

"Thank you in advance. Jiang Zimu raised his head and scratched his ears, "But dear, you don't even know what I'm selling, do you?"

"It doesn't matter what you sell. Xu Promise waved his hand, and his words were full of pride, "Little sister, you give me the contact information, no matter what kind of products you operate, I have it all." ”

What you have is money.

"Oh, you can ask your brother for it, he knows my contact information. "It's none of my business, I won't fix you, just throw a hot potato, see if Xiao Da Idol can't kill you?

Jiang Zimu smiled lightly, twisted his face and played with the three big dogs as if no one was around.

Quan Lezheng: I quietly watched the young master of the Xu family pretending to be forced, and then quietly looked at the dates and quietly watched the young master of the Xu family pretending to be forced. Countdown to the detonation of the nuclear bomb, hahahaha, exciting.

promised to see the intimacy between Jiang Zimu and the three fools of the sled, and Xiao Lizao, who did not say a word at the dining table, faintly felt that something seemed wrong: ...... Could it be that this young lady didn't deliver us food?

Seeing that she is so familiar with the dog, is it difficult to ...... She's here...... To my brother's dog...... Dog food?

Well, I guess so!

Xu Yue pouted, and glanced back at Quan Lezheng and his wife a little weakly, "Forget it, it's a big deal to borrow a dog from my brother." For the sake of my brother's happiness, my brother is such a generous person, and he will not be unhappy. ”

"That ......" summed up in his heart, and promised to come when he opened his mouth, "Brother, brother, you borrow my ......"

Xiao Lizao's eyes lowered, and he interrupted the promise in a calm voice, "Didn't I tell you earlier, don't always call me 'brother' and 'brother', there are no outsiders here, just call it casually, don't be too restrained." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Lizao's "nuclear good" eye knife floated over, and he was stunned that he didn't slow down for a long time.

"Yes, yes, yes. Whatever, whatever. ”

When Quan Lezheng heard this, he felt unexpected: although Zaozi has never cared much about his seniority and qualifications, but in terms of age alone, he promised that this hairy boy can't call Zaozi's full name with his mouth closed, right?

Just thinking about it, I saw Xu Yue's hands naturally drooping, leaning forward, and bowing ninety degrees to Xiao Lizao.

"It's Master!

"Poof~~~" Half of the tea that Quan Le was holding in his mouth squirted out.

In the next second, Quan Lezheng's unbridled laughter in his heart was like an angry exploding worm: This is the so-called-casually, one-point, jujube, there is really you!

Xiao Lizao glanced at Quan Lezheng, shrugged his shoulders slightly, lowered his arm, and pointed to Jiang Zimu on the side, "This is your senior mother." Bow down one more time, good things come in pairs. ”

Xu Yu was stunned, his eyes were like a one-yuan coin, and he stared at the floor in a daze: Teacher...... Master, when did it happen? I didn't see any paparazzi break the news? Where did I register it? Do I want to make up for the money I am an apprentice? How much is it appropriate?

Now, it was Jiang Zimu's turn to cough. What's the matter, Shiniang's stalk is a hurdle that I can't get over in my life, right?

"Don't make a fuss. Jiang Zimu immediately got up, took two steps in front of Xu Promise, and said softly: "How can you scare the child?"

After all, he is a stupid son of the landlord's family, if he takes his words seriously and shakes his aunt and grandmother to the media regardless of the severity, he will rush at the number and madness of your jujube forest fans, and it is estimated that your aunt and grandmother may not be able to take care of themselves in the second half of her life.

"Division... Shi Niang ......" Xu Promise felt that the corners of her eyes were a little moist: people apprentice, either send cheats or send little junior sisters, no matter how bad it is, you can also send a peerless weapon or something. It's good to come to my side, as soon as I come up, I will tease the master's wife, I'm afraid I want to send a "big disrespectful" plaque and a wheelchair by the way, kicking me to the bottom of the cliff?

Worship Master, the kind of broken leg?

Jiang Zimu flew to Xiao Lizao's side with a wide eye, turned his head and patted the promise's back, "Dear, don't be serious." ”

Xu Yu raised his head slightly and wiped the sweat from the corner of his forehead: Shi Niang is so good, having a mother's child is like a treasure, woo woo woo~

"Hurry up and call people up!" Jiang Zimu pursed his mouth and muttered to Xiao Lizao: "The brain that is not very bright in the first place, after being congested for a long time, it is even more stupid." ”

"It doesn't matter if the baby is stupid, the key is that he is not dumb! There is no door on his mouth, in case my existence is revealed to the media, do you want to watch me die or accompany me to die?"

Yes, the dead one is the standard, and the dead pair is a discount.

"No...... No, no, Master, what to say and what not to say, I understand!"

"Do you really understand?" Jiang Zimu's slender fingers tapped the tip of his nose, "Then you can round my bag here." ”

"Huh?" Xu Promise looked confused, "Division... Master, don't tease me, I don't know what you're selling. ”

"I'll sell you a mouth that has never said anything stupid, a pair of eyes that seem to see everything but can't see anything, and a pair of matching ears that listen to what is missing, do you think it's okay?"

"It's not expensive, selling you for a billion is considered a family price. ”

Do you know the teacher?

"Division... Master, I promise to swear to heaven that if any gossip about you leaks out in the future before my master's official announcement, whether I said it or not, I will take full responsibility!"

I'll leave it here first, and I'll protect my sister's portrait rights and privacy rights.

Jiang Zimu shrugged, "Is the suicide leak also in the scope of the claim?"

Xiao Li's eyes narrowed, "You really want money and don't want to die?"

Promise: I'm too difficult and difficult, I can't answer this at all.

The audience observed a three-minute silence.

Jiang Zimu straightened his promised shoulders with a big grin, blinked his eyes, and let go of the wave, "Don't take it seriously, I'm kidding you." ”

"Sister Gu mentioned it to me, saying that Zaozi let you be an alternate member of his personal dance troupe, the kind that you can participate in the practice together. He is such a strict and unsympathetic top idol, and he has a heart to take you in such a short time, I believe you must have put in hard work and sincerity. ”

"Honey, the way you compliment me every time is unique. ”

Xiao Li slowly opened the box that Jiang Zimu carried, looked at the skewers inside, first licked his lips, and then echoed unhurriedly: "Don't be afraid, you kid, your master usually likes to be surprised." ”

Jiang Zimu Nunu snorted, "Such a high-risk parent-child game, if you don't take the lead, I dare to play?"

promised a cold sweat, "It's none of Master's business, it's all my fault, I have eyes and no beads, and I ask for my own hardship." ”

Don't want a little sister, don't want a little sister anymore, this baby decided to concentrate on stirring the foundation for the rest of his life.

Xiao Li gave an approving look in due time, "Xiaonuo is still young, and he has not officially debuted, he has no eyesight, and his words are not tactful enough, which is understandable." Wait for me to take him, study for two years, and his emotional intelligence will be high, and he will grow naturally. ”

When Quan Le heard this, his face was white and red: Just like you, who are used to being an uncle in the entertainment industry, do you still have the face to mention EQ?

Jiang Zimu accurately captured Quan Lezheng's expression, comprehended, and on the side of his cheek, he said to Xiao Lizao word by word: "Clams, in terms of public relations and social relations, you also want to personally lead others?" As soon as the words fell, he patted Xu Promise on the shoulder again, "Dear, he dares to teach, do you dare to learn?"

Death asks, don't even think about living.

Xu Yu rubbed his nose and took a step back with a good sense of the times.

I'm afraid that the first lesson I'm going to learn is to bow to myself and practice how to say goodbye to my body.