After the embarrassing opening remarks, he promised that even if he no longer had eyesight, he knew that it was the best policy to save his life, babbling and haha, twisting his face and taking the three big dogs to the garden to play ball.

It feels good to be alive for the rest of my life.

At this end, Jiang Zimu took a carton of milk from the refrigerator familiarly, poured half a cup, and sipped it slowly.

"That...... I said, boss, you and Xu Promise, you've only known each other for a month, right? Isn't it good to just take him to the house and let him call me Shiniang?"

Home is your home, I can't take care of it, but it's not very kind to use the title of "Master" to pull me into the water.

"What's wrong?"

"Didn't Sister Gu tell you that I would come today?

Xiao Li twisted his head to the side earlier, not very impatient, "Psychological construction is avoided, I knew that he was such a superficial visual animal, before you came, I should have poked him blind." ”

"Poof!" "Are you sure to let Young Master Xu take the hip-hop route and keep your sunglasses with you for the rest of your life?

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, "Don't you want to be so cruel? After all, they are your own apprentices." ”

"Having said that, your Xiao Da idol debuted for nearly ten years, but I haven't heard that you have any plans to bring newcomers, this time, is it serious?"

Xiao Lizao dug out the BBQ tools that he hadn't used for a long time from the kitchen cupboard, and when he heard Jiang Zimu's low and soft inquiry, he lifted his weight lightly, and immediately replied softly: "If you have two paths in front of you - either you are to safely accept the resurrection of the draft that has been decided, and then make your C-position debut without any suspense, with a bunch of fans, and gain fame and fortune; or, you are tired and tired of learning from the method of dancing and vocalization, not signing with the company, not making your debut, not getting a high salary, not being famous, and walking in obscurity on a road that you don't know when you can go to the end, what do you choose?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Zimu instantly understood.

"Promised to give up the resurrection of the fruit draft?"

"Hmm. Xiao Lizao nodded, "In him, there is a special thing like me - we didn't enter the entertainment industry for fame and fortune, but because of hobbies." On this point, I am willing to teach him everything I have learned. ”

Jiang Zimu frowned, but in a blink of an eye, he smiled at the corners of his mouth.

"But you can't help but face up to the two biggest differences between you and Promise. ”

"First, he is not for fame and fortune because it is easy to get it, and second, he is not at the same starting point as your talent. The former determines the length of time he can lower his stature and endure hardships, and the latter determines the level of achievement he can achieve in pure hobbies. ”

Xiao Lizao sighed, shook his head slowly, was silent for a moment, and responded: "At least, he won't be consumed by profit, he just needs to make quick money - quick success, but it is a taboo to become a top idol." As for his future path, whether he can turn his hobby into work, and whether he can always maintain his enthusiasm and sense of responsibility, I can neither predict in advance, let alone control. ”

Jiang Zimu thought about it, and he was right, being able to give up the shortcut was already a great decision in itself, and judging from the current impetuous environment in the entertainment industry, he couldn't ask for too much.

"Oh, by the way, I am infinitely positive for your positive affirmation of my talent and expertise. ”

"Cut~" Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, and glanced at Quan Lezheng and his wife, "When they come back from their honeymoon, won't they settle in Xiangcheng?"

"My brother has such a temperament, I guess I still have to take my wife around from time to time. However, if you want to come home, you will settle here, and there will be no change for at least three or five years. ”

As soon as Jiang Zimu heard this, his pupils and nostrils dilated together.

"If that's the case, can you just find an excuse to kick me? so that I don't have to appear in front of them every time I wear the high hat of Xiao Lizao's girlfriend. ”

Well, pretending to be a girlfriend is what makes this girl extremely uncomfortable, okay?

"What? Do you not like the style of this hat, or do you not fit the size of this hat?"

Jiang Zimu: Dear, is this a matter of style sizes?!

"Otherwise, you are not satisfied with the price of this hat?" Xiao Li stopped what he was doing, his eyes narrowed, and he looked at Jiang Zimu fixedly, "Gu's mother said, you already know about Jing Chong's grandson Yin me, and you promised to help me out for free?"

"Don't get me wrong! this free is purely in return for not exposing my lies in front of Matthew. ”

The old lady is a pure man who says that there is no kindness and will be repaid.

Xiao Li nodded vigorously, and the smile on his face became stronger and stronger.

"Whether you wear your girlfriend's high hat or not, don't we all have a proper money relationship inside? Today, this time, your Jiang Shenpo's appearance fee is still the same as before, and there will be no change in the future. Pay on the spot, never in arrears. What do you think?"

Other fans begged their grandfather to sue their grandmother for death, begging for nothing, and wanted to face to face with idols, how did they get to Jiang Zimu, and it became an opportunity for idols to make the same frame as "fans" out of their own pockets?

"Everyone else is competing for the C position to debut, why are you old people rushing to the C position to bleed?"

"The money is mine, how do you care how I spend it?" Xiao Li was already angry, twisted his face and raised the volume, "If you make money, you can steal the fun, when will it be Party B's turn to help Party A open source and reduce expenditure?"

Jiang Zimu knew his weakness and was caught by Xiao Lizao. I hate my unswerving loyalty to Xiao Qian Qian, and I hate the copper smell that comes with every Xiao Qian Qian Qian so damn sweet?

"Oh, what's not money, hehehehe. ”

"Okay, don't talk about money, why don't you talk about feelings?" Xiao Li glanced at Jiang Zimu, who was smiling next to him who was more brilliant than the sun outside the house, and suddenly felt that every overturning scene of his top idol was a masterpiece made by the girl in front of him carelessly.

"Don't, talking about feelings hurts money, talking about feelings with you all the time, not only hurts money, but also hurts your body. ”

Jiang Zimu was stunned, his eyebrows lowered, "By the way, you said that there will be no change in the appearance fee in the future, then it is not easy for me to do this job, I don't even have room for a salary increase, it's too hopeless." ”

Xiao Li snorted early, his lips moved, but he didn't make a sound: If you are promoted, you can get a raise. Girlfriends and wives have different job titles, and the salary is naturally not the same, the key depends on whether you are willing or not.

Thinking of this, Xiao Li's face twitched for no reason, and he inadvertently glanced at his own brother and sister-in-law who were tired of Qingqing and me not far away, and then glanced at Jiang Zimu beside him with his spare eyes, and he couldn't understand why he suddenly had a strong desire to say goodbye to being single and start a family.

Horror, the horror of Temeow.

"It could be a hot day, heat stroke. Simply take off the head and skewer it on a bamboo skewer, and bake it over the fire to fight poison with poison. While thinking, Xiao Da Idol raised his hand to cover his ears and shook his head back and forth.

Jiang Zimu saw that Xiao Li didn't speak for a long time, his eyes rolled, and Leng Buding suddenly put his head in front of the tip of Xiao Lizao's nose, "I said, you have to let me pretend to be your girlfriend here, don't you...... Like me, right?"

"Huh. Xiao Lizao's ears began to redden, his eyes fell on the back of his bony hand, staring at the neatly trimmed fingernails in a daze.

"Goddess, are you stupid with heat, hurry up and take off your head and put it in the refrigerator to cool down. ”

"I'm really suffering from heat stroke, can it be considered a work injury?" Jiang Zimu licked his lips.

Xiao Lizao raised his hand, covered Jiang Zimu's small face tightly, and as soon as he spoke, he was a little distracted, "Just your mediocre ......"

"Ordinary face!" Jiang Zimu snatched Xiao Lizao's royal lines again, smashed it, smashed it, and raised his eyebrows, "My face, if you get it to the pile of ordinary people, maybe you can fool one or two, and if you Xiao Da Idol is here, you will definitely have to lie down and admit ridicule." ”

"Well, your greatest strength is that you know it in your heart. ”

Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu left and right very seriously, and as soon as he spoke, he was neither salty nor light, and his strength in begging should not be underestimated.

"Don't be overly presumptuous, your face, it's okay, barely enough. As a human being, you really can't be too greedy, just like me, just go with the flow. ”

"Hehe, you are good-looking, your whole family is good-looking!" the old lady affirmed your beauty, and asked you to end the topic as soon as possible by getting off the donkey, not to let you hang up and sell in circles to boast about yourself a few times.

Xiao Lizao ignored Jiang Zimu's gritted teeth, and made a move of four or two thousand catties, and responded lazily, "Given that you are still wearing the hat of 'Xiao Lizao's girlfriend' right now, I will reluctantly round you up, and I will also put you into the category of my whole family." In this way, your face can occasionally be described by the word 'good-looking'. ”

Jiang Zimu squinted his eyes and glanced at Quan Lezheng's side, and while no one was paying attention, he viciously crushed Xiao Lizao's instep.

"Dear, chatting with others is to practice lip sync and amusement, why do I want to exercise and defend the motherland so much as soon as I chat with you?"

Xiao Da idol, Sanda Muay Thai fighting wrestling, understand?

Xiao Lizao wrinkled half of his face, gasped in his mouth, and looked down at the surface of his feet that were instantly red.

"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, I ...... Understood. ”

The soles of Jiang Zimu's feet slipped, and he almost buckled his face on the dining table. Yes, yes, in order to stop his big-eared scraper from slapping the other party's thoughts and actions, Jiang Zimu decided to see the right time and change the topic.

"You look so good-looking, I'm afraid you can only engage in narcissus with yourself?"

After all, Xiao Lizao has debuted for many years, and he is not completely ignorant of the widely circulated narcissus CP clips in the fan circle.

"Those fans just like the drama of me falling in love with myself and marrying myself, right?

It's not incomprehensible for fans to think so. Jiang Zimu flattened his mouth, "After all, your Xiao Da idol is a man that surface women can't get in their lives." ”

"If you are really not convinced, you will go out and borrow from the sky for another five hundred years - when science and technology are prosperous, and when technology is developed, you can clone yourself and let two independent individuals talk about love, which can be regarded as a good story of equal appearance and strength. ”

"I won't live that long!"

"The focus is on whether the life is long enough, rather than on the male CP, it can be seen that your Xiao Da idol is not completely rejected by Tanmei. Jiang Zimu slandered for a while, and he didn't dare to say a word in his mouth.

Xiao Lizao shook his head on the side of his cheek, unable to say more annoyance, glanced at the cheap smile on Jiang Zimu's face, and then looked at the bright pale red on his nails, and secretly laughed at himself in his heart: It's really been single for too long, and now I can't help but start thinking about spring even with my fingernails?

An hour later, a few people began to gossip about the smell of fruit trees and the squeak of meat skewers.

"Zaozi, is the injury on your head better? I saw the news outside with your sister-in-law, and I was so scared that I jumped up on the spot. ”

Xiao Li pursed his lips early, and subconsciously wanted to raise his hand to touch his head, but after a pause, he lowered his head, and the top of his head went straight to Jiang Zimu, and he was coquettish.

"Honey, blow it to the people again. ”

Jiang Zimu was stunned, and his first reaction was an embarrassed smile at Chao Quan Lezheng: My sand sculpture has made two mistakes again, and you two will take care of it. However, in the next second, his body finally moved very honestly, raised his hand and gently stroked Xiao Lizao's hair, and when he looked at it, he really made the gods come up and blow a few softly.

In this world, money is hard to earn, and is hard to eat.

Xiao Lizao's shoulders trembled, he didn't laugh out loud, he twisted his face and waved his hand to Quan Lezheng, and said slowly: "It's okay brother, black fans attacked or something, it's not a small scene." ”

When Quan Le heard this, he rolled his eyes inappropriately, and said in his heart At this time, your Uncle Xiao began to speak unashamedly, and he didn't know which turtle grandson was crying and howling with me on the phone before.

Gongzi straightened her body, nodded at Jiang Zimu, and said solemnly: "Although I have been traveling with my honey outside, I am also very concerned about this matter when I hear about it." ”

"The news report said that the girl's mother came to trouble again a few days ago?"

Jiang Zimu's eyes drooped, and his voice was soft and slow, "Pity the hearts of parents in the world." It is human nature that she wants to stand up for her daughter. It's just that you can't blindly care about family affection, regardless of black and white, right?" After a pause, Jiang Zimu glanced at the promise on the side, and seemed to mention it casually, "To be honest, the performance that day was also wronged by Xiao Nuonuo." ”

"Dear, as soon as the black powder attack came out, your parents should have raised their hearts to their throats, right?"

Xu Promise sighed, put his hands on his waist, and his voice was a little angry, "Where have I been wronged, but my brother...... No, my master, I was stabbed in the head, not to mention, and I was criticized by a group of unclear people on the Internet. ”

"My dad, my mom and my dad watched the live broadcast that night, and they almost had a heart attack. Now I can't wait to arrange seventy or eighty bodyguards for me, so that I will go out as if the honor guard of the three services is being reviewed. ”

Promise Nunu's mouth, stretched his voice and sang "I have no freedom, I lose my freedom, sad and sad tears".

"If it weren't for my master's constant call on fans not to be a human murderer, I would have ripped out the eighteenth generation of that guy's ancestors and dug up her family's ancient giant grave by the way!"

Jiang Zimu snorted, and beeped to himself in his head: Go, Bikachu! Now at this time, I need a mascot like you to come out and support the scene!

"Xiao Nuonuo, the fans of jujube call themselves 'jujube forest', what is the name of your fans?" "Dear, Xiao Da Idol restricts his own fans, and your fans are not under his control." I'll stop talking, wait for Da Fu's anonymous email to send you, and then see how much of the true meaning of life you can understand from my words today.

Xu Promise looked at him for a while, blushing and pausing for a while, "They gave themselves the name of 'glutinous rice dumplings', saying that it is good to listen to and remember." It's a pity that I don't like it very much, I always feel a little crooked, neither as imposing as the 'Zheng Jun' of the predecessors of the whole university, nor as interesting as my master's 'Jujube Forest'. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Yue Leng Buding suffered a critical blow from Xiao Lizao's eyes, and a fierce spirit hurriedly moved the chair outward, and then curled up with his ten fingers, and then spit out Jiang Zimu's name for himself.

"Master, can we not be too long and too short? Every time you call me, my master's forty-meter big knife will go to my head by an inch. "If you want to send me away, you can say it bluntly, where do you use such a tortuous tactic?

"Hey, that little girl's behavior, if the victim is an ordinary person, I am afraid that the perpetrator will be drowned by the spitting star; Quan Lezheng answered the conversation with great discernment, and shook his brows, deeply touched.

"As a celebrity, my every move, word and deed would have been observed with a microscope. The obvious attack incident fell on the jujube, and there were people who bullied the weak, arrogantly wanted to speak up for the vulnerable, and hated to lose the murderer and the victim. The wood is beautiful in the forest, the tree is very windy, and at present, there may be how many people want to take this opportunity to fall into the well, looking forward to eating deflated dates. ”

Quan Lezheng shook his head, sighed slowly, put his arm to his chest, and paused word by word, "No way, I'm afraid this is the reason why people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong." ”

At this time, Aunt Xiang, who was busy grilling skewers not far away, chose to turn her ear at the right time, and said to herself while raising her hand to greet her, "Pig, oh, pork, the pork belly skewers are grilled, serve them while they are hot." ”