Because of Xiao Lizao's phone call, Jiang Zimu finally had to give up the half-day trip plan to see the giant turtle. However, looking at the WeChat transfer, the mood of the small wealth fan is not much worse.

In the afternoon, take a stroll around the hotel, have afternoon tea with the Darwin's Sparrow, and wait for the sunset with the Galapagos Albatross. In the evening, I ordered a rare Leroy Richebourg Grand Cru 1949, with more than 300 US dollars of Kobe beef, and sat on the floor in front of the large floor-to-ceiling window to count the stars.

Early the next morning, Jiang Zimu made an appointment with the hotel to take a private yacht to Bartolome Island. Before leaving, the ghost made a mistake, and searched the Internet for Xiao Lizao's talent show scene yesterday, it didn't matter, the overwhelming comments instantly made Jiang Zimu's day full of frustration.

In fact, thinking about it, the heated discussion on the Internet is expected, after all, after the promised performance on the same day, there will be three trainees participating in the competition, and Xiao Li has never appeared at the competition site since he made that charming bloody smile after the performance. Shen Zhu knew that with his own strength, he really couldn't deal with the big battle that might be about to break out later, so he simply said less and made fewer mistakes, just as if nothing happened, kept his mouth shut and didn't mention Xiao Lizao, and barely managed to hold on until the end of the current show.

is so unusual, whether it is the audience or enthusiastic netizens, it is ironclad that it is impossible not to think about it afterwards.

Gu Suixin knew that Xiao Li didn't want to make a big deal out of it, firstly, he didn't want to disturb his live performance because of a few antis, and secondly, he didn't want a black-and-white attack to be swayed by the wind because of the saliva of the people who ate melons, and the mud was big and muddy, and finally ended up unclear. Therefore, after the incident, I was silent, and I did not move without moving, and did not make any official statements.

Now, it has given some unscrupulous marketing accounts that rely on traffic monetization an opportunity to take advantage of, and one by one eye-catching title parties will sing and I will appear, and the lower limit of the refurbishment of the pattern will be shameless as always.

"Another superstar has had an accident, and a superstar has fallen. ”

"Heavenly King Xiao Li was admitted to the hospital for emergency last night, and the doctor issued several critical illness notices. ”

"The popular idol performance site was killed, and the entertainment industry entered a disaster year. ”

......

Jiang Zimu's eyes widened, and every time he swept through this kind of marketing account, he felt a sour brain.

"You've just fallen, your whole family has fallen!"

"Don't let the old lady know who wrote this article, otherwise the old lady will scold you head-on, and you just want to die quickly and sign a critical illness notice for yourself!"

"It's difficult for your sister, Xiaobian, I'll donate you a ninety percent new Chinese dictionary, do you think it's okay?"

Jiang Zimu thought of the gauze on the top of Xiao Lizao's head in yesterday's video, and his heart was inexplicably sour, and then looked at these unconscionable title parties, and he was even more angry, he reluctantly smoothed himself out, and patiently browsed a few more pages, until he saw the real-name revelations of the same Xiao Lizao fan on WB, Tieba and Ins, which made him feel a little "fair and comfortable in the hearts of the people".

"I am a fruit farmer in the jujube forest, and it took me 12 points of effort to grab the on-site audience ticket for the fruit station. Last night, I was at the scene and witnessed the whole process of my idol being violently attacked and injured by villains. ”

"The laser pointer shines in the eyes, throws foreign objects on the stage twice and three times, and finally 'succeeds' in injuring the top of the jujube head with an unknown sharp weapon, I just want to ask, is this what a person with a good heart would do? Take 10,000 steps back and say, is this what a normal person would do?"

"Jujube was injured, blood flowed, his first reaction was not to stop the performance to seek help from medical personnel, nor to ask for the black hand of violence to be caught with great fanfare, but after feeling the surprise and panic of the audience, he used god-level strain to save the scene as soon as possible, this is a top idol with both strength and appearance, such a person, isn't it worthy of our worship and respect?

After this remark of true feelings, there are tens of thousands of follow-up posts, generally speaking, the three views are not crooked, and there are some stamped "on-site monsters" witnessing the revelations, true and false, without any suspense, "Xiao Lizao was injured" once again pushed to the top three of the hot search.

"At the scene, there were several troublemakers, but they moved relatively quickly, and there seemed to be special cover around, so it was really not easy for the audience who didn't know the truth to catch the real murderer. ”

"No matter what, whoever wants to assassinate my brother must step on my aunt's corpse first!"

"What kind of fairy idol is my baby, when I saw a bloody smile on my lips during the live broadcast, I thought this was a designed plot. This strain is definitely worthy of my 'Dad'!"

"You are all sharp-eyed, I only know that I have died N times repeatedly under the bloody laughter of Dracula of Jujube, and now I just want Jujube to be safe and sound, and the murderer will be brought to justice!"

"So what's going on with the dates now? It's not a trivial matter to hurt your head!"

"Upstairs, was the murderer killed and the whole family burned down the house? What kind of hatred can make him go out and make him throw this kind of dead hand, and he is willing to throw it on his head? I feel sorry for my brother, crying and chirping~"

"+1 in the field. At first, I really didn't think about the direction of the malicious attack, thinking that a fan was ignorant and would throw something on stage to attract the attention of idols. ”

"If your cosmic idol doesn't talk to himself, he has to run on our family's promises, and insists on grabbing exposure to show off on stage, how can he be hurt?

"Have you ever talked to the chickens in the elementary school upstairs? At the beginning, when someone threw something, I didn't see who was protecting your house to cook? Later, if it wasn't for the dates in the way, who do you think would be injured now?

"Don't quarrel with those little deaf and blind, the level of their family is obvious to all, but they don't listen or look. I don't want to think that if it weren't for dates, I promised that kind of appearance and strength could have such a high degree of attention now? Now it's a rake, I really beg not to take my family, okay, take away our dates, don't make an appointment. ”

"That's it. The promised fans want Bilian, don't come to brush the ignorant and shameless lower limit, okay?"

"Forget it, both families are victims, and they don't have the same hatred for the outside world, why are they torn up here?"

"The fan face of a trainee upstairs who has not yet debuted is really big. Co-authoring, now it is the pinnacle of China Entertainment that has been our debut for nine years, and idols are here to rub the popularity of the little transparent that has not yet debuted. It's like someone saying unashamedly - look, my grandfather really looks like my grandson, hehe. ”

"The JJs of the jujube forest are very angry, and the sunspot upstairs may be my family's Nono wearing skin to make trouble. Most of our Nuno fans are sensible, and we are very grateful to Senior Xiao for their guidance and maintenance on the stage!"

"To duck to duck. I saw someone blow up photos on Weibo, saying that Nuo Nuo accompanied his predecessors to the hospital emergency department. The relationship between the two lords is very good, we have to be peaceful and fraternal, and don't annoy them. ”

"Seeking a link to the emergency photo !!"

......

Jiang Zimu glanced at ten lines, quickly browsed dozens of floors, and finally after seeing Xiao Lizao tearing up with the two fans of Xu Yu, he began to feel excited, shook his head, sighed, and muttered in a low voice, "In this era of entertainment to death, I really don't know how many of those fans who claim to be die-hard are really worried about Xiao Lizao." ”

Thinking of this, Jiang Zimu pouted, simply turned off the WIFI traffic, out of sight and out of mind, and then trotted all the way to the hotel front desk.

After about forty minutes of tossing, Jiang Zimu finally got on the yacht to Bartolome Island.

When he got on the boat, he was not surprised by Jiang Zimu: there were more than 20 people in a boat, and there were only three Asian faces in addition to himself, and the rest were all foreigners with heavy body hair and sunburned skin.

"Well, that's not right, in Jia Island, it seems that I am a foreigner. Thinking of this, Jiang Zimu still smiled heartlessly.

Buffet lunch and snacks are available on board, with unlimited tea and coffee, and coke and beer on a pay-as-you-go basis. Because it is a single trip, there is no travel companion, naturally no one will chatter around, and there will be no conflicts due to disagreements to adjust the itinerary, Jiang Zi Mule's ears are clean and relaxed, and he stands on the bow deck with a glass of Earl Grey tea to blow the wind.

After staying alone for about ten minutes, Jiang Zimu gradually felt that a beam of eyes had been drifting towards him, and he raised his eyes casually, and immediately saw a handsome blonde muscular guy in front of the dining table not far away who was tirelessly sending hot tentative eye waves to his side.

"Well, it looks like I'm going to have to take out my treasures. Jiang Zimu's eyes rolled, and he quietly reached out and groped out a ring in the pocket of his jacket, and put a set on the ring finger of his left hand while he was unprepared, and then raised his arm as if he was afraid that others would not see it, and he shaded the sun and curled his hair, and showed off the thick and big golden "wedding ring".

Sure enough, the handsome blond muscular guy was also sharp-eyed, and when he saw Jiang Zimu's glittering half-ring finger wrapped in a ring, the emotions in his eyes immediately changed from eager to decent.

Jiang Zimu frowned, keenly caught the other party's changes, and felt a little proud in his heart: You are interested. This thing is indeed a model of wisdom that has been tempered by time and is a great working person of China. Just with these ten yuan to buy a bag of gadgets, I helped this girl in the United States save me how many embarrassments of issuing good person cards! While thinking, Jiang Zimu turned the ring on his hand slightly, "The key is not afraid of stealing, not afraid of robbing, easy to put on and take off, good quality and low price!"

"That...... Hello. ”

Jiang Zimu was about to boast about his 6 to slip operation to the sky, but he didn't expect a fluent Chinese to sound around him, and turned his head to look, "Yes, yes, what is sung in the song is really right - the whole world is learning Chinese Mandarin, and the words of Confucius are becoming more and more international." ”

These transparent amber-like pale eyes, naturally curly brown hair, can make the deer in the hearts of many girls crash out of the concussive appearance, with authentic Northeast ballast flavor Mandarin, it is really forced to disobey Hejun to hang the southeast branch.

The man walked around Jiang Zimu and looked down at the ring. After a long pause, he seemed to have finally mustered up his courage, raised his hand to cover his upper lip, and said in a low voice: "This young lady, you should be wearing a thimble for needlework, right?"

Jiang Zimu: Puff~ I met someone who knows the goods. Looking people up and down, Jiang Zimu sighed twice, "The appearance is really high, and the debut is absolutely popular." As soon as this inner OS came out, Jiang Zimu himself began to dislike himself first, "I'm sorry, I went astray." Looking at his figure, it is estimated that the success rate of killing him is not high. ”

"However, an iron rooster like me, who is absolutely and absolutely unwilling to pay hush money, is better to sacrifice his life than to break the bank, which is in line with the core values of this girl. ”

"Huh. After all, Jiang Zimu is a top student in a famous school, and his learning ability, comprehension, and adaptability are naturally not covered, and on the side of his cheeks, he put on an innocent expression that is not familiar with the world, pursed his lips and smiled at the man: "Hi, are you talking to me?"

The tone is polite and the speed of speech is moderate, but unfortunately, the language used is the same source as the mother tongue of the little wife of the Quan Le Zheng family.

Jiang Zimu: Dear, we don't understand the language, so don't talk to my aunt and grandmother. Take 10,000 steps back, even if you explain to me in the end that this is a thimble and not a ring, the old lady can still use excuses such as cultural gaps to prevaricate the past.

Amazing, amazing. Jiang Zimu gave himself a seal-style applause triptych in his heart.

"Don't say anything, just praise it. ”

The man was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and smiled, that beautiful and handsome smile really reached the point of teaching the sun to be closed and make the moon cry.

"I forgot to mention that when I first got on the boat, I was following you and heard you greet the other two Chinese in Chinese. ”

Jiang Zimu: The smile faded away. What is bad luck and bad fate, my aunt's trip is a dedication.

"Oh, hahahaha, it's smooth, it's smooth. Sorry hah. Jiang Zimu switched the language key back to Chinese, blinked, and drew up and down on his dexterous fingers in front of the man's eyes many times, his tongue was soft, and he really couldn't get off the stage.

"You ......"

"Hello, my name is Matthew. ”

"Amu. Jiang Zimu nodded at Matthew, feeling that the smile on his face now must be uglier than crying.

"Your Mandarin is really distinctive. ”

"Thanks for the compliment. I am a quarter of Chinese ancestry. Huaguo is also my motherland. ”

Jiang Zimu: I see. Your ancestors must have emigrated from the northeast.

Matthew said as he cautiously raised his hand and pointed at the thimble worn by Jiang Zimu, "My grandmother also has this thing, which is specially used for needlework." As soon as the words fell, Matthew raised his eyebrows and glared at the dining table, lowered his head, and whispered very discerningly, "However, a girl like you does need this kind of small object that is not afraid of thieves to block the peach blossoms." ”

"I understand. ”

Jiang Zimu clenched his hands into fists, and immediately recognized Matthew's off-string voice, "God is pitiful, there are many ** jobs in the Northeast!"

"I'm a little embarrassed," Matthew frowned, gave Jiang Zimu a hint, and then drifted his eyes to a place forty-five degrees behind him, and a sharp turn almost flashed Jiang Zimu's old waist, "If it's convenient, can you lend me one of this thimble?"

Jiang Zimu followed Matthew's gaze, ouch, I'll go, several beauties with plump breasts and fat buttocks are looking at him intentionally or unintentionally, those eyes, eyeing at him, seem to want to first cut Jiang Zimu Cheba and even his hair into pieces, and then wash Matthew and steam it in the cage drawer to steam it so that he can live forever.

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, his eyes and tongue sent out a signal of "understand you" at the same time, he hurriedly took out his pocket, groped for a long time, and found that he only took a thimble out of the house this morning.

"Or else...... You're going to use this one of mine to fool around first?"

Matthew's face showed a visibly visible loss, but somehow, his pale amber eyes became clearer, "Otherwise, you don't mind if I use you... Fool around?"

"Flower rub!" Jiang Zimu's body shook, and his first reaction was that Matthew's disappointed expression was too contrived, "He wants me to be a human shield??? "Looking back at the beauties, Jiang Zimu felt that the eyes of the same sex were full of strength, and it was estimated that a big white eye could beat himself into the wall and not be able to pick it out, this kind of look, I had seen too much in Xiao Lizao's villa a month ago, not only full, but also supportive.

"That ......" Jiang Zimu's young desire to survive said that he couldn't bear it.

Question: In this situation, how many times do you have to familiarize yourself with "Self-cultivation of Shielding Arrows" before you can get out?

Answer: Dear, it is recommended to buy a copy of "Self-Defense Surgery" to better suit the situation and have a better chance of winning.

Jiang Zimu gritted his teeth, his brain turned three hundred and sixty turns, and he walked for a while out of place.

Question: If Xiao Lizao's fortune boy officially announced his girlfriend one day, what will I be more profitable to resell on a certain treasure at that time?

A. Aqua regia

B. Wreath

C. Posthumous photo P diagram software

D. Ghostwriting curse intimidation letters

E. All of the above, ensure that you earn one million a month, serve as Bai Fumei, marry the CEO, and go to the top