Just as he was thinking about it, the doorbell rang. Jiang Zimu was excited, and he snorted and jumped up from the sofa.

"Yes, my room service has finally arrived!"

Before Xiao Li could answer the last sentence, Jiang Zimu's sentence "Eat without saying a word, take care and talk again" accompanied by a smile that showed twelve teeth from the heart, and pressed the red "hang up" button at the speed of light.

"Hey......" Xiao Lizao looked at the sentence "call over" on his mobile phone, and felt a little depressed: the goddess who starved to death and reincarnated is not as good as seeing anyone. When I think about it, I feel like a heartbreaker, but I am the unparalleled Xiao Lizao, the most beautiful Mount Everest in the entertainment industry! Will I lose to the hotel room service? What did the ancients say about "beautiful and delicious", but it was not easy to throw it away on this goddess.

Jiang Zimu opened the door in a hurry with his bare feet, and saw the little brother who delivered the food laughing so much that his cheeks were sour.

Set the table, sign the bill, stuff the tip, all in one go.

Jiang Zimu looked at the salmon pieces about the size of his palm, turned over the lobster tail on the plate with a knife and fork, and then looked at the round, firm, large and white scallop meat with loving affection, and for a while he didn't even know which delicate ingredient to give the most precious first bite.

"It's hard to give up on being naturally beautiful, but it's a pity that I don't get tired of what I eat.

I want to work hard, I want to become a heartthrob. ”

Jiang Zimu hummed a song quietly, and between the electric lights and flints, he forked a scallop and put it into his mouth.

Wow~~~ Tender and juicy, sweet and delicious, this is also too delicious, right?

"the calories. ”

Jiang Zimu squinted slightly, savored every trace of food on the tip of his tongue, fixed for a moment, and the corners of his mouth drooped, feeling that he could immediately truly interpret what it means to be "delicious to cry".

At this moment, the mobile phone began to vibrate again at an inopportune time, and Jiang Zimu didn't think about it and refused to answer it directly.

A minute later, a text WeChat message was sent to Jiang Zimu's mobile phone.

"Video calls, I'll pay for the total number. ”

"The trench is inhuman!"

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, his eyes were disgusted, but in the next second, he still couldn't resist his soul that was deeply corroded by capitalism, and the super dogleg took the initiative to call Xiao Lizao.

Jiang Zimu on the screen had a straight back, and his two hands were obediently placed on his knees like a child.

"Boss, is there anything else you have to order?"

Xiao Li had already developed resistance to that standard professional smirk, rubbing his chin with his hand, his eyes revealing kindness, "Since you know that I am your boss, then we will return to the professional topic." ”

"Tell me first, why did you just change Li Feng's luck on your front foot, and my back foot was attacked by anti fans?"

Xiao Lizao: Do you think I'm going to lose my mind because of your nonsense and forget the original purpose of the call?

"Uh...... Hasn't this topic already been turned over?" Jiang Zimu: Nervous, a little bit want to blow up.

However, Xueba is a Xueba after all, his eyes rolled, and he immediately had a coping strategy in his heart, Jiang Zimu pinched his fingers and calculated, and as soon as his mouth opened, he immediately came to the professional classics such as what plum blossoms were easy to count that he had read earlier, "Actually, it's like this-Xiao Da Aidou, you have a fire in your eight characters, and you should be afraid of water, but this time you have to participate in the talent show variety show, first, you are on the stage of Fruit TV, this is 'water'; Water', think about it, when the water rushes, the water and fire fight, the earth is not solid, the turmoil is inevitable, the light will be ruined, and the heavy will hurt the body!"

Xiao Lizao: "That's so?" It seems to sound like that.

"Your name is 'Jiang Zimu', don't you also bring water?"

The corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth twitched, he couldn't straighten up, and his breath was strong, "Yes, there are three points of water in my surname, but don't forget, what is my name?" What do you use to water it, isn't it the three points in my surname?"

"So, the water I brought has been self-produced and digested, and it will definitely not bother you. "Tut, as soon as he finished saying this, Jiang Zimu almost wanted to jump up and stand in front of the mirror and bow to himself - the old lady is really a talent!

"Oh. Xiao Lizao thought about it again, well, it seems that it is really like that.

"Wait, how do you know that the host is Shen Zhu?

Jiang Zi Mupi didn't smile at him: Hehe, happy and sad, happy too early.

"Your Xiao Da idol's variety show debut, TV and newspaper Mediacorp bombarded all the time, how could I not know? Besides, I will pay attention to your recent situation, and I should follow up on the return visit. ”

"Then you have to help me solve Shen Zhu, otherwise I will give a bad review. ”

Jiang Zimu: Is this talking about human words? When I didn't answer your phone, I said that I wanted to give people a small amount of money, but now that I have connected, I have to complain and give a bad review.

Hmph, man!

"Dear, of course there is a solution. Although your injury this time has nothing to do with my change of luck, my Jiang Zimu's philosophy of life is 'honesty and trustworthiness, legal business, and when the road is uneven, draw a knife to help', for your poor sake, I will give you a free trick. ”

"After that, I will participate in the show, wear more yellow clothes, tell the column team, let them move the position of your special mentor to the middle, and communicate with Fang Chengcheng more. The soil is in the center, it is yellow, and Fangcheng has soil in the eight-character name, which can just be covered by water and soil to prevent disasters for you. ”

"Okay, the solution has also been proposed, and the employer's health has also been greeted, if you don't mind, boss, the small one will leave first. After dinner, I had to go to the front desk of the hotel to sign up for a half-day tour of the highlands in the afternoon. ”

Jiang Zimu raised his hand, and hung up the phone again. Xiao Li took a look at it and snorted coldly, "You will hang up the phone again?"

"Okay, since you have commanded everything, the little one must do as it is. ”

"Don't hang up, I'll give money. How much do you want?"

Jiang Zimu's cold face instantly glowed, "The so-called inch of time is an inch of gold......"

"Now you can't make money investing in gold, don't even think about it. It's better to do this, you make a food broadcast, only show me alone, and I will brush you with rockets at the price on the Internet. ”

"Cut, it's only three digits, and this girl can't look down on it. ”

Xiao Lizao shook his head, feeling that the effect of the anesthetic had subsided.

"Billed per second. I'll give you a brush every 30 seconds, and the total time will be counted from the beginning of the call, okay?"

"I said, Xiao Da idol, you have too much money and really have no place to spend it, right? Jiang Zimu has been thinking about his rough life for the past 24 years, and he really feels that Xiao Li has long been the existence of Guanyin.

"How do you know I didn't don't give?"

"Otherwise, you will build a charitable foundation?"

"How do you know that I didn't build it?" Xiao Lizao pouted, "Whether you broadcast it or not, if you can't broadcast it, I'll go to the 'Cockfighting' or 'Wolf Teeth' platform." ”

"Don't pay for it, dear. "Look at this big fat meat sent to the door, who doesn't sharpen the knife Huo Huo, who is a fool. "I just felt that happiness came too suddenly, and I just sighed from the bottom of my heart. At the rate at which you're sending money, I guess I'll have to put the Harmony on the agenda as soon as possible. ”

"If it feels too sudden and can't stand such a big stimulus, I can also skip the money for the time being and try the free service first. ”

Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu's gradually perverted smile, and felt very unhappy: Well, the matter of collecting money is also about your affection and my wishes.

"It's decided, don't play tricks!" Jiang Zimu bit his lower lip angrily, and his strength performed "leaky bluff".

"Yes, yes, we must give money, and we will never cheat. Xiao Li had already endured the pain, but he still smiled sincerely, feeling that he seemed to have experienced the pleasure of cloud cat.

Jiang Zimu's kitten eyes narrowed, and then he reached out and took the lid of the dinner plate, looked down at the other plate of spicy chicken wings that had not moved, couldn't help but swallow three mouthfuls of saliva in a row, raised one and handed it to his mouth, tried the temperature a little with his lower lip, and then puffed out his cheeks and blew.

"Is it hot?"

"Well, if it's freshly out of the pot, can it not be hot?" Jiang Zimu didn't look at Xiao Lizao, and devoted himself to eating.

"You wait a minute. Xiao Li had already felt that the pain on the top of his head was stronger than a wave, and he watched Jiang Zimu blow on the chicken wings with his cheeks, and he didn't know which tendon in his brain was wrong, so he suddenly held his mobile phone towards the injury. "Blow, lighter, slower. ”

Forehead...... Somehow, Jiang Zimu's heart seemed to be scratched lightly or heavily by a big claw, and his mind overlapped Xiao Lizao's bloody smile on the stage with the gauze that could smell the smell of disinfectant water across the screen, and he was inexplicably sorry for Xiao Lizao, who was so arrogant and arrogant.

"Actually, on the stage before... When you first got hurt, it must have hurt a lot, right?"

Xiao Lizao snorted and gasped, "At that time, it felt like every hair was going to stand on end." His ears were hot, but his lips and fingertips were cold. ”

"Are you afraid?"

"I didn't think about it that much, I just felt that when I stood in front of the camera, the performance had begun, and I had to have a beginning and an end, worthy of the audience. ”

"After all, I'm Xiao Lizao!"

"After all, I ...... Experienced a worse situation. ”

Jiang Zimu's heart was scratched even softer, he sighed, and praised him sternly, "I want to blow up your Xiao Da idol's on-the-spot adaptability with my real name!"

"Excited?"

"Hehe, heart attack. ”

Xiao Lizao snorted softly, his eyes smiling.

"Wounds...... Still hurting?"

"Hmm. Xiao Li answered early, with a slightly nasal voice: It hurts, it hurts. But I can't tell Gu's mother, otherwise she will be worried again; I can't take painkillers, because I'm still on a diet for the concert, and my stomach is empty; I can't frown for too long, otherwise my skin will be wrinkled; I can't cry, otherwise my eyes will be swollen tomorrow, and if I am photographed, I don't know who will hide in the dark and laugh......

Xiao Lizao went through all kinds of ways to relieve pain and release pressure in his mind, but the result was that this didn't work, and it didn't work, and after thinking about it, he felt even more aggrieved.

"Don't be afraid, I'll give you a call. Jiang Zimu smiled, and his words were quite sincere.

"Hmm. Xiao Lizao tilted his body, took a big pillow in the crook of his arm, leaned his face on the pillow, and rubbed back and forth like a dog.

Jiang Zimu puffed his cheeks to the maximum, exerted force on his lips, and blew into the mobile phone earpiece like a decent one.

Xiao Lizao listened to the sound of deliberately increasing exhalation over and over again, and his heart softened, as if he felt that this night was not as bad as he thought. His nose trembled, and he smiled in his heart: It turns out that at midnight in a foreign land accompanied by people, even the air is sweet.

At this time, he didn't dare to face up to a question that couldn't help jumping out of his heart: In this stall that will make relatives and enemies happy, how can Jiang Zimu, who is neither a relative or a friend nor an enemy, lead to the most authentic self without concealing it?

And Jiang Zimu, what kind of existence is Xiao Lizao for him?

"Unreasonable...... She's a goddess. Xiao Li was drowsy early, and his brain was even more difficult, "No, she is the luck change ghost I spent money on." Money-obsessed ...... Glutton... Or a long-tongued ghost......"

After about five minutes, Xiao Lizao smiled at the corner of his lips, and his snort became more and more evenly and regular.

Jiang Zimu looked at the sleeping face of the man on the screen and swallowed his saliva: Okay... Such a handsome man, I'm really going to cry.

It's not that you're crying by handsomeness, it's crying when you're hungry!

"That...... Are you asleep?"

My spicy chicken wings, now it's cold if I don't eat it......

"Hmm. Xiao Lizao dragged the tail note, and woke up like a dream to answer again, obviously in a much happier mood.

"So, can I start eating?"

When Xiao Li heard this, his drowsiness was more than half gone, and he raised his eyes to look at the screen, seeing Jiang Zimu's little eyes full of anticipation and his lips that couldn't help but wet with his little tongue, his heart was even happier.

"Look at the child's greed, eat, eat, my wound doesn't hurt anymore. ”

"Gotta sigh!" Jiang Zimu was like a cat who was thrown into a pot full of fresh fish and was so happy that he didn't know what to do, put his little face on the nearest plate, and shouted in his heart: God, let me drown in the food.

Snoring, booming, booming, cooing, tonnes, tons, tons.

The kid next door: May I ask if I was crying directly or did I go through the procedure?

"You're out and about, send me a few pictures a day. ”

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Li fell asleep early: WTF? What am I talking about? It may be PTSD, or else I have an internal brain injury, so let's arrange an MRI tomorrow morning.

While regretting it, he pursed his lips and closed his eyes and waited to be ridiculed by Jiang Zimu, but he didn't expect to hear the breeze over there and readily agree.

"Yes, here in the Galapagos, the flowers are good, the water is good, the sun is good, and there are so many animals running all over the ground. ”

"You have to be in the mirror for every single one. Otherwise, how do I know if you're fooling me by stealing pictures from the Internet?"

Xiao Lizao: I am a professional rock climber, and I am the best at kicking my nose and face.

"Forehead ......"

"Paid business. ”

"It must be in the mirror, and Tong Su is not bullied. Jiang Zimu waved his chicken wings with one hand and clenched the lobster with the other.

"Every one of them has to smile happily and sweetly, otherwise they won't give money. ”

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes weakly in his heart: Hehe, for the sake of money, the old lady can laugh until her cheekbones ascend to heaven and her gums turn outward, and the sweetness will not kill you.

"Bet on the dignity of insulin, no sweetness, no money!"

Xiao Lizao: Hehe, it's that jumping thinking and rich association.

"Hello everyone, I am the little heart of Xiao Da idol, the leader of the entertainment industry. I don't know who my opponent is, and I don't know what I'm fighting right now, but I'm done jumping to death beyond the limits of human beings. ”