Originally, in accordance with Jiang Zimu's wishes, the two parts of the song were assigned to her, and she initially wanted to let her show her strengths to the fullest, but now, Xiao Lizao had a remorseful expression of "What did I do here", and he helplessly made a STOP gesture in the direction where the band was located.

Jiang Zimu closed his eyes, held the wheat, and every pore on his body was straining, and as soon as he made a "most broken sound in history", he heard Xiao Li sigh faintly beside him, "Dear, who did you fight for with this vocal cord?"

Jiang Zimu's eyes opened, and his head turned back and forth, left and right, "Why?

Xiao Li didn't speak, he took a few steps back with a solemn face, and gestured to the audience with his hand, "You have worked hard, rest first." I'll talk to the audience below...... I also have to take a breath, get used to it, and calm down. If you sing it all in one go, we're really ...... I can't stand it!"

Jiang Zimu's mouth pursed, his eyes widened, and his words were full of resentment, "No...... Didn't I just say yes, my part isn't over yet!"

"Hehe, did you tell me before singing that your level is very good?"

"Yes, the level is good, and the performance has been stable. ”

Xiao Lizao closed his eyes and squeezed a smile that was uglier than crying: That's right, it's the cheeky goddess I know.

"But all the friends who have heard you sing, don't they all praise you for being a natural voice?"

Hey, this should be the worst time that Tian Lai has been smeared.

Jiang Zimu stole his eyes and swept the audience, and scratched his head involuntarily, "They all use four-character idioms to describe my songs, but I didn't say it was 'the sound of nature'?"

Dear, this time the judgment error is mainly because you have a small vocabulary and the Chinese is not good.

Xiao Li pinched his waist early, nodded his chin at Jiang Zimu, took a long breath, and didn't bother to say a word.

"Oh, they describe my singing voice in general with the words - but to die quickly. ”

"Of course, in fact, it is not so unified, and there are many people who will hang their lives by a thread, or laugh at Jiuquan. ”

Xiao Li snorted, didn't hold back his laughter, and rattled for a long time before finally squeezing out a few words from between his teeth.

"It's quite realistic—you sing it, it's true...... A taste that can shorten the life without much effort. ”

When the fans in the audience heard this, they leaned back and laughed, even if it was a stranger sitting next to them, they could understand the meaning in each other's eyes very tacitly - Koko, we Zao'er, we are really the red flag pacesetter of the idol industry and the chief scoop of the poisonous tongue in the entertainment industry!

"Actually, I'm also curious," Xiao Lizao put away his smile and said very sincerely, "I don't understand, at your level, why is someone willing to spend money to ask you to sing K?"

Could it be that it is the next three indiscriminate methods of competitors?

Jiang Zimu looked at the audience, and then looked at Xiao Lizao, and replied unhurriedly, "Ouch, they are all adults, and social life will inevitably be a little circuitous." ”

"That...... In case there is something that can't be angry in front of you, and you can't take revenge immediately, you will always be blocked in your heart, and something will go wrong. ”

"Make an appointment with me, and then make an appointment with the right family, save a game, sing for a night, and cure all diseases!"

As soon as Jiang Zimu finished speaking, Xiao Li had already turned his back to him, laughing and about to cry.

Yes, you are being used as a weapon of mass destruction, and you are pushed out to kill 1,000 enemies and lose 800 yourself?

"It's me...... Clumsy...... Disrespectful, disrespectful!"

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, looked aimlessly at the left and right sides of the stage again, and asked in a low voice, "Still ...... Do you want to sing again?"

Forehead......

Goddess, why don't you ask—why don't you continue to play with your life?

Seeing Xiao Lizao's hesitation at a glance, Jiang Zimu immediately felt pitiful, "Jujube...... How difficult it is for me to be so lucky to be invited to the stage by you!"

Xiao Lizao: Yes, it's all my fault. If I hadn't died, where would the audience have suffered such a great crime?

"The first four lucky fans have all sung a whole song with you. ”

Xiao Lizao: Yes, but everyone is self-aware, where is it like you, the tune runs the most and howls the loudest!

"This song "The Magic of Love" is my favorite song, the playlist has been on the table for three years without deletion, and it is still the wake-up alarm clock. ”

Xiao Lizao: Hehe, this song is good, but it takes fifteen minutes to complete the whole song! The first four people combined, they may not be as long as you alone destroy me!

"Please...... Please, can you finish this song with me?"

"The part of the reciprocating cycle in the back is omitted, let's sing the first big section, you and I will say one sentence, it is estimated that it will be five minutes!"

"Okay, okay, dates, bye...... Please!"

It was the first time for Xiao Lizao to see Jiang Zimu asking for himself so solemnly, his expression was docile and earnest. Xiao Da Idol stared at the little face secretly, swallowed his saliva quietly, his brain was hot, and the straight male spirit of protecting the weak immediately walked all over the blood of his body, and he never thought about how this little wild cat who "came all the way and was just going all the way" suddenly became a timid and pitiful little mouse.

"Who am I, I am a recognized little prince of pitch in the entire entertainment industry, and I don't need a high-pitched iron lung for high C to change my voice!"

"Lao Tzu's professionalism will never allow himself to be defeated in front of any sound idiot. ”

"What's more, this is Lao Tzu's field! This goddess, Lao Tzu must cover it!"

After doing enough pre-war mobilization in his heart, Xiao Da Aidou looked heroic and fearless, patting his chest, "Band teacher, then start all over again." ”

Jiang Zimu smiled with satisfaction, he couldn't stop the smugness in his heart, his little face raised, and he said in his heart: I said that I can't go on stage, you have to let me go on stage, and you will scare me with such a large number of fans. The matter has come to this, then hurt each other, see that the old lady should kill you this time, let you know what it means to ask God to send God easily.

Gotta yell, shout, get dry!

In order to help Jiang Zimu capture the beat, the band teacher made appropriate arrangements and compassionately slowed down the rhythm of the whole song. Xiao Lizao on the side was even more patient, and waved one hand up and down rhythmically in front of Jiang Zimu's eyelids, almost unable to directly shout "one big and two big".

But even so, Xiao Lizao's alternating singing with Jiang Zimu still gave the audience a sense of insanity and powerlessness with Heaven on the left and Huangquan on the right.

Xiao Li spoke early - Mom, the angel is singing, peaceful, quiet, and beautiful. Drunk and drunk. Dates, please keep singing.

As soon as Jiang Zimu spoke, the Great Sage, take in the supernatural powers, manic, suck, poisonous. Crazy, crazy. 0428 You dare to sing one more sentence, Lao Tzu will commit suicide immediately!

Although Xiao Lizao's pitch was not affected by Jiang Zimu at all, no matter how hard the king of silence tried, he just couldn't drag Jiang Zimu's tune back on track.

"Breathe, inhale!"

"Throat position! Throat position should be stable!"

"Open the pharyngeal cavity!"

"Resonance in the head! I say resonance!"

......

In any case, Xiao Lizao's on-site teaching still had an immediate effect.

Driven by a strong desire to survive, the fans in the audience can't listen to it or watch it, and they want to sing together all the time.

There are a few people with high voice talent who have also been exposed to professional terminology, according to Xiao Lizao's statement, leading the entire fan group to rise up, not to mention, the voice that came out is really good. However, when they tried to suppress Jiang Zimu's uncontrollable tone, the powerlessness and frustration they got were a hundred times more painful than the simple torture of the hot ears.

Xiao Lizao's face was "I don't believe it", and he glanced at Jiang Zimu, who was tired of singing and bent over to sit on the spot, and the anger in his heart scurried.

"Stand up!"

Taking advantage of the door, Jiang Zimu did not have the slightest fluctuation in his heart, waved his hand at Xiao Lizao, and smiled sincerely, "Teacher Xiao, don't bother." Even if I fly, I can't find the tune. ”

As soon as these words fell, the fans in the audience couldn't even sing along, kicking their legs one by one, clapping their hands, thinking that if they were lucky, they should be killed by Jiang Zimu laughing to death in the next second, instead of being killed by the terrible noise that went around the outer circle of the galaxy.

Xiao Lizao tilted his neck and rolled his eyes towards the sky, now he only had one question in his heart: If he was a victim of Jiang Shenpo 101, would he be able to get the C position in the end, would it be the music teacher who was angry with this thing, or the driving school instructor who was crazy by this thing?

Finally, after achieving the ultimate separation of soul and body, Xiao Li had already survived the longest three hundred seconds of his career.

As soon as the accompaniment stopped, Xiao Li collapsed and squatted on the ground, holding his head, his whole body exuding weakness and weakness.

"Forehead ......"

Jiang Zimu bowed twice to the fans and the band in the audience, lowered his head, and found that Xiao Da Idol was still curled up together, and his strength was what it means to "hold the big self in distress".

"Jujubes, are you still ...... Okay?"

Xiao Lizao got up slowly, stared at Jiang Zimu intently, and after a long time, he finally stretched out his thumb.

"You...... It's really something I've seen in the eight years since my official debut...... Can I ...... my songs."

"The most miserable one!"

"Amazing, amazing!" Xiao Lizao applauded a few times soullessly, "Dear, I'm afraid you're not a fake fan? If someone has ulterior motives and hires you to smash the field, you tell me, I'll pay double." Don't be afraid, my brother has money!"

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, raised his eyes, and saw a bunch of dazzling "positive" light signs and a huge banner of "Caring for Little Uncles Association", and smiled innocently.

"Actually, I'm from the 'Righteous Boudoir Army'. ”

Burst.

A certain cameraman understood it and was busy giving VVIP a close-up of Quan Lezheng.

Promise: Don't say anything, it's still miserable for all your predecessors!

Seeing that the main owner of his family appeared again after many years, and it was not more than 500 meters away from him, a group of fans of Quan Lezheng excitedly howled wolf one after another, and the shock was no less than the small but fine velociraptor girl group in Jurassic Park.

Xiao Lizao looked at the big screen behind him, and the famous acting skills were online when he said that he would go online, "Brother, what is the crime of our people in Zaozilin?

"Brother, do you have plans to make a comeback?

"I, Xiao Li, have planted the flag firmly here, as long as you start singing in my lifetime...... I'll definitely pack your fans and send them to the scene!"

"By the way, although you showed your face at my concert, I won't give you an appearance fee. ”

After a generous speech, Xiao Lizao's eyes were bent into two arched bridges, and he smiled like a puppy and gestured to VVIP, "Brother, I love you!"

With the tacit cooperation of Jiang Zimu and Xiao Lizao, Zao Zilin and Zheng Junjun's shouts and cheers rose wave after wave: their idols are good friends, and those two fans are "Yun Feijiao", not blood relatives are better than blood relatives.

Come on, come on, you two really know how to play.

System prompt: Your friend "Tool Man Quan Lezheng" was forced to exit the live broadcast room in a daze.

Xiao Li smiled early and shouted at Jiang Zimu, "Dear, since you are a fan of my brother, then I have the responsibility to remind you - don't run to the beach if you have nothing to do, even if you go, don't shut up and don't sing." ”

"I'm afraid that as soon as you open your voice, you will laugh (howl). ”

"Also," Xiao Li slowly walked to Jiang Zimu almost half an arm's length in front of him, trying to launch a beautiful man offensive, affectionate, earnest, and said word by word: "Promise me......"

"Before I'm deaf, you won't even sing anymore, okay?"

Jiang Zimu's nose trembled, silently took a few steps back, slightly grinding his back molars, and said in his heart: Didn't you die begging Bai Lai Fei to pull the old lady out of tens of thousands of people?

Thinking of this, Jiang Zimu instantly turned into a social person, put away his microphone, walked to the side of the stage with big strides, crossed his waist and pouted, just stood still, immediately raised his head provocatively, and silently shouted "arrogant" with a range that Xiao Lizao could definitely discern.

How could Xiao Da Aidou have suffered this kind of humiliation on his own field: Okay, you are a goddess, you dare to scold me? This is my Xiao Lizao's solo singing, my Uncle Xiao doesn't want to lose face?

Before the bend in his mind turned around, he had already heard Jiang Zimu's faint "stingy ghost" and "megalomania" floating over.

Xiao Lizao rolled the whites of his eyes and rolled up his sleeves, feeling that it was time to start a new chapter in the scolding war of primary school students at his own concert.

"You're angry, aren't you? You're still scolding me, aren't you?"

"You...... You deceive people too much!" Jiang Zimu was aggrieved, and his mouth was so high that he could tie a mule and a donkey.

"What's the matter, I said you're not right, are you singing well?"

"Speak! I wonder if you want to scold again?"

As soon as the audience heard this, their nerves were pinched. This is the first game of the Asian Tour, and everyone is looking forward to it, there should not be any evil *** incident!

Although jujube will never do anything to women, if the media exposes any news such as "entertainment superstar concert scene scolding female fans", it will eventually become a stain when it comes around. Besides, just a few days after the black fan attack at the previous performance, if the black material with the tense relationship with fans is exploded, I don't know if public opinion will be grassy.

At this time, in addition to the fans on the scene, there are also VVIPs.

After all, people who are familiar with each other know it in their hearts: Xiao Lizao and Jiang Zimu are both masters who do not admit defeat and are not angry. The routine operation of quarreling and fighting is to kill people with a single move, and the basic principle of the creed of life is to take revenge without overnight, and to do a full set of deaths.

With the bad temper and petty temperament of these two people, tearing up in full swing under the noses of 50,000 people is not an unbelievable thing at all.

Jiang Zimu continued to aggrieved his face, leaned forward, and scolded "Wang Ba Lamb" unabashedly, just looking at the mouth shape, it was quite standard, but unfortunately, there was no sound at all.

Xiao Lizao's brows furrowed into a pimple, a sturdy white eye floated out, and he put his palm to his ear, "What are you talking about, louder, I can't hear it!"

This is full of anger and continues to test the bottom line As soon as he said it, he heard Jiang Zimu turn around, raise his hand, and giggle with laughter.

"Okay, deaf, the identification is complete!"

Before the audience could react, Jiang Zimu was already smiling like a flower in full bloom.

"Band teacher, excuse me, when the song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" is ready, I will fight it alone. ”

Xiao Lizao: Yo!!

Gu Suixin: Huh~~~

Ding Ding Ding: Forehead......

All the rest: hahahahahahahahaha The direction of your script is poisonous!