The slightly delayed online speech has a different entry point for Jiang Zimu's debut.

Appearance pie -

"Such a mushy video can't hide the beauty. Dressed so plainly and casually, it can't cover a good figure. ”

"Hey, when I saw 0428, I realized, what I lack is one or two school uniform sweatpants? ”

Emotional Intelligence –

"I bet on a pack of spicy strips, 0428 is the female fan with the clearest logic, the smoothest expression, and the least psychological burden with jujubes. ”

"0428 has been delayed for so long, and it has caused the jujube to lose his temper, and half of my forty-meter broadsword has been swung out...... But what can I do, what did she just explain, it makes sense, and I can't refute it at all!"

Professionalism –

"A real warrior, dare to face "The Magic of Love". With my years of musical literacy and insight, believe me, this young lady is from the Conservatory of Music nine times out of ten. ”

"+1 in front. Grandma, hurry up and hand over the part of the chorus! Everyone turn up the volume to the maximum, it's not a palace-level sound effect, I'll live broadcast a handstand to wash my hair on the spot!!"

Rival faction –

"Don't praise it, don't praise it, this way of playing, how to look at it and how to fake. Could it be that Jujube's company wants to promote newcomers, and Jujube is forced to use the concert to nurse the child?"

"What kind of straight man in front of you is picking your feet? The eyes are glued to the camera of the grandmother, and your heart is also confused. How long has it been since you've been out and seen people, and now you think it's double eyelids when you see a sow?"

"I feel sorry for my jujube - this woman's face wants to be red. ”

......

At the concert scene, after roughly communicating the subsection belonging of the whole song, with the fresh and cheerful accompaniment, Xiao Lizao's bright and recognizable voice first caught the audience's ears.

"Your big smile

Like a breeze blowing ripples in my heart

The castle of love is made of marshmallows

It's as sweet as the magic of the corners of your mouth."

The high and low tones are smooth and coherent, the transition is natural, the middle air is full and the reverberation comes with its own, listening to two sentences, it makes people see a group of Q version of Cupid selling cute and naughty cute looks.

After interpreting his own part with emotion, Xiao Li couldn't help but take two steps towards Jiang Zimu, raised his hand slightly, and made a gesture of invitation very elegantly.

At the beginning, Jiang Zimu's face was still slightly shy, but in less than three seconds, the swan's neck curved slightly, the kitten's eyes turned, and then his face was calm. Chest and abdomen, holding the microphone with one hand, the other arm hanging down leisurely and relaxedly, and the fingers should make a beat in accordance with the rhythm, and the posture of preparing to sing is extremely sophisticated.

Xiao Lizao: It is worthy of Mrs. Jiang, this state is very open, and I am looking forward to it. When the concert is over, I'll cut out this audio and make a ringtone!

Just when Xiao Da Idol's heart was becoming more and more surging, just when he was thinking about Jiang Zimu's cabinet of certificates and awards, and when he had already respected this girl as a "treasure in the world", just when this man in love unilaterally took the chorus as the first step and took today as the first day to be permanently sealed as a commemoration, just when Xiao Da idol's brain was like the eighteen bends of the mountain road, what was the name of his and Jiang Zimu's children, what kindergarten he attended, and what major he chose in college. When a series of questions about whether the wedding should be Chinese or Western in the future was answered accurately, Jiang Zimu finally breathed a sigh of relief and began to perform (extinguish) and interpret (earth) the actual (destruction) power of the song.

Life, how to say it, many times, it's like that......

Unexpected and full of surprises!

As soon as Jiang Zimu's first sentence was sung, the audience, yes, it was tens of thousands of people who were not spared, all of them stood in place for a minute, they didn't dare to breathe, their eyes didn't dare to blink, they were straight and straight like wooden stakes, and all the members of the audience were scattered immortals who failed to cross the catastrophe.

"What the hell is this...... Beep...... You're beep...... Lao Tzu beep beep (in view of the use of too cruel words, this website is automatically blocked)"

This inner monologue comes from a flower-armed social brother in the audience who has successfully achieved "swear talk abstinence" for 20 years.

"Mom, I was wrong, I said that I would attend the study abroad consultation held by the school tonight, but in fact, ...... I sneaked out with my classmates to attend the concert. ”

"Mom, I really know it's wrong, go home with a feather duster or a broom, whatever you want. But...... Can you please not punish me in this way?"

The above psychological activities came from an ordinary high school dog at the scene, before coming to this concert, the biggest mistake she had made in her life was to stuff love letters into the hole in the desk of the neighboring class.

"I talk about splitting my legs and doing my hair, and my WX sister is all over the world, but I know that I'm a good boy!"

"I drink green tea and pretend to be a white lotus, but I know that I am a good girl!"

The scumbags and scumbags in the audience glanced at each other: True love (indiscriminate) love (love) magic (report) force (should)!

Forget it, love is really magical, and the world is not worth it. As soon as this song comes out, Hong Shixian has to be enlightened immediately, and Lu Ruping also wants to become a Buddha on the spot, don't say it, go home and disband my spare tire licking dog group - delete each other, don't hinder me from becoming a monk.

......

At this time, Xiao Lizao, who was standing next to Jiang Zimu, suddenly understood what it meant to be "Daigo Empowerment" and what it meant to be "bloody dog". The completely uncomposed singing voice was like a large vat of invisible semi-liquid ice ballast, pouring Xiao Da idols from head to toe.

This heart, plucking out the cold.

If you have to use words to directly describe Jiang Zimu's live singing, I'm afraid that Mr. Lu Xun won't be able to hold the pen, and Shakespeare will have to cry-

The high pitch sings like a pig waiting to be slaughtered, the alto sings like an angry snake, and the bass, hehe, it's like performing a pantomime, and it can't come out at all.

has no sense of tone, no mention of intonation, poor Jiang Zimu's voice always can't keep up with the tone. After all, the band teacher has also seen the world, and he has a tacit understanding and quietly changes the rhythm more than ten times, but Jiang Zimu's singing voice seems to be drunk, swaying his left foot and stumbling on his right foot, a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, and he can't fight anymore.

Xiao Lizao's nerves were trampled and ravaged several times by this inhumane singing, and the clear and clear fawn eyes instantly doubled: Hua Cha, is this my song? What tune did it come from? Do I want to continue singing next?

Sluggish/scared/lost soul but still wants to laugh inexplicably. JPG。

At this time, the barrage messages on the Internet were like the embankment bursting in Qiantang, huhula, dancing and chattering, blocking the entire recording screen tightly.

"Hahahaha, what kind of world-class car accident scene is this!"

"Three Questions for the Soul - Who am I, Where am I, What am I going to do??!!"

"What about the high-energy monarch? What about my high-energy monarch? Without high-energy warning, what is the use of me still wanting this barrage army?"

"Welcome to watch - The ultimate road to destruction of cosmic idols - how Xiao Li pretended to be a failure and dug his own grave earlier. ”

"Zao'er, my mother really feels sorry for you. One in 10,000 chance, why are you so blind to your persistent strength?"

"Little sister, don't howl, as long as you don't sing, I will follow you whatever you want!"

"Oh my God~~~ I've waited all my life, and finally found something worse than what I sang, hahahahaha~"

"Clams, clams, no more, I am a fan of this young lady's singing, it's so magical. ”

"It's laughing. By the way, the brothers who spent the last part of the bet live broadcast to eat Xiang and wash their hair upside down, please prepare!"

......

Jiang Zimu still recognizes his singing strength very much.

Anyway, it's out of tune and it's hard to hear, since that's the case, just be generous, raise the volume, can sing and cry one is one, and can drive two crazy is a pair. Other fans don't dare to show ugliness, but when they come to Jiang Zimu, hehe, the old lady dares to sing, do you dare to listen to it?

Glancing at Xiao Lizao, who had been petrified for a century beside him, Jiang Zimu shrugged, and then winked playfully: Dear, don't blame me, just now you had to use the power of the entire audience to force me to go on stage.

Xiao Lizao's entire IQ is now overwhelmingly determined that Jiang Zimu's explanation of the mobile phone line is absolutely true.

In the dark, there must be such a force blessing us, and they tried all kinds of ways to prevent Jiang Zimu from taking the stage. However, in the face of the protection of the gods and fathers, I had to go against the sky and blindly seek death......

Although death may be late, retribution will never be absent!

Xiao Li's heart was sour, and he mechanically and subconsciously wanted to find Gu Suixin in the VVIP position, and after becoming an adult, he had never been so eager for his mother's warm and safe embrace as he is now.

"Gu ...... Gu Ma...... Harm...... Scared, scared!"

Back then, when Li Feng escaped from a car accident, Xiao Li was not afraid; when Jing Chong's disgusting thing was exposed and the whole network scolded him to withdraw from the circle, Xiao Li was not afraid; But now, in the face of Jiang Zimu's singing strength, which is more rebellious than his luck change skills, Xiao Da Idol finally became in awe of the mysterious and dark unknown power, and expressed the fear of "the original singer was too scared to speak" with a reverent face.

Gu Suixin, who was sitting on the VVIP, exchanged glances with Quan Lezheng and several people with a tacit understanding, and the brainwaves of you and me exchanged for a long time, and only expressed one central idea - Zimu, this girl, how perfect it would be if she was a mute!

In the face of this chaotic on-site situation, the only one who was calm and unpanicked was Ding Dingding.

Ding Dingding: Hey, blame me, why did you have to talk about the song "The Magic of Love" a few days ago?

While thinking, Ding Dingding wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and silently took out the special soundproof earplugs for shooting that he had prepared in advance in his pocket.

It is wise to plan ahead.

As soon as the earbuds are worn, no one loves them.

Whew~~~ It's good, the whole world is clean.