Chapter 940: Chinese New Year's Eve Special
It's spring again, and the snow is falling all over the sky, although I haven't snowed here, but it's flying.
"Hey, catch the chickens and work!Hurry up!" Due to some inexplicable reasons, Gensokyo is going to celebrate the whole country today, so after returning to the other side, we began to prepare, but ...... "Sister Hong! not let you roast chicken, let you catch chicken!"
"Nonsense, I can catch them if they don't cook them!" "Sister Hong was covered with chicken feathers, but she didn't even catch a chicken, "These chicken cubs are more chicken thieves than me! I said that their ancestors are too! Don't run!
If it weren't for the chicken coop being closed, I'm really afraid that Meihong would pounce all the chickens out.,In the end,Let the chickens catch the chickens or something.,It's a bit of a cannibalism.,But Kaguya said that I like this kind of scene.。
"Lao Tie, it's stable. Shadow Wolf carried the pork he had just bought, "There are no people like that here, right?"
"No, I'm sure of that. I took the meat from the Shadow Wolf's hand and sent it into the kitchen, "Hey, Archie, don't mess around with your broken axe, get out of the way, Yonglin, can you handle this?"
"Uh...... Probably...... Why do you want me to come?" Yonglin's only confidence is the knife work, "I can also cut." ”
"It's just for you to cut. "I handed the meat over, and let Ruolu Ji rush in through the door, and I went out of the room again.
"Who will deal with this fish?" Wakaru Ji tried her best to carry the fish in her hand, but the fish was very lively, and shook off the fishy smell of Wakaru Ji, "Hey, hey, I can't catch it!"
"Frozen!" Qi Luno directly froze the fish in the ice, "This can last for an hour, and after an hour, the ice cube will melt and the fish will come back to life, so before that, at least someone has to free up their hands, and the master has gone somewhere!"
"I felt like I could help. Red Manqi brandished two military axes, "Is there any job for me?"
"Go to the door and chop the firewood. Kaguya kicked on Chimanqi's buttocks, and Chimanqi's body slid down the corridor to the door, but his head remained in place, "I'll go, every time I see you, I can scare me, hey, your seasoned wine is gone!"
"Really?" "Really?" the little devil rushed into the kitchen and saw the empty bottle of flavored wine, "Is it so fast?" Veronica, go buy two bottles and come back, don't buy it wrong, by the way, Reizen, see if there is any honey left, and you need to use the grilled chicken wings." ”
"Honey Honey ...... Is Veronica stealing it again?" Reisen put down the wok in her hand and went to the cabinet door above her head to look at the honey jar, "Veronica, where is Veronica?"
"I've already bought flavored wine. Little Devil scratched the demon wings on his head, "Little Umbrella, you go for a run." ”
"OK, what else do you need to buy? Let's talk about it together, save it and run again." The little umbrella took out a small memo, "Hurry up, time waits for no one, my drift is already hungry and thirsty." ”
"Hmm...... Yes, in addition to honey, buy some apples and come back, and use it to make sauce when making fried lobster, and ......" Reisen went to work on the wok again, and the little devil could only check the situation of the materials by himself, "Well, have you written it down?" That's it. ”
"Okay, I'll go. Xiao Umbrella put away the memo, carried his body and swaggered out, and then was tripped up, "Oh, who threw a head around......! Who put a corpse here!"
"You get up from my chest first, and then take my head for me, okay?" Chi Manqi's head felt helpless, he had been stepped on back and forth by people since he fell here just now (Kaguya: It's my!), "I don't know how to cook, but I can eat, if I hadn't met a bunch of freaks when I was a big stomach king before, I would have a chance to win." ”
"Okay, okay, you hurry up, you're busy. Kaguya stared at the oven, "Ah, looking forward to my cake?"
"I didn't expect you to bake a cake?" Wenwen sat at his dedicated desk and typeset the newspaper he was going to send the next morning, "Don't you know anything but NEET?"
"That's in the past, how do you think Yonglin came back to life during the time when she practiced cooking?" Kaguya opened the roof with her nose curled, "You don't feel bored doing news every day?"
"Hobby, don't you feel like three points and a line when you eat, sleep, and play games every day?" Wenwen's subordinates kept flying, and his ten fingers flew as if he was playing racing typing, "You don't feel bored, do you?" ”
So that's it.,Today, the other side of the house gathered the residents of the entire Lost Bamboo Forest.,Spend this inexplicable day tonight together.,But speaking of the Lost Bamboo Forest, there are only four camps.,My family,Sister Hong's family,Forever Pavilion.,And the shadow wolf three.,If there are more.,I'm afraid my family needs to be expanded again.,It's hard to expand once.,After all, the construction movement is too big.。
"Oh, Archie, this pile is going to be split, it's okay to use it tonight, right?" I brought the bamboo shoots that I had just dug up from the depths of the bamboo forest, and now winter and spring are alternate, and it is the best time for bamboo shoots, "Wait a minute, I'll call Veronica to help you, Veronica!"
"She went to buy flavored wine, it's fine, I'm okay alone. "Chi Manqi chopped up the firewood with a two-handed axe, which was called a pleasure, as if he had drunk a bottle of cold water in the past three or nine days, and stood for a long night with his clothes open and his arms open, "Brother, you better go inside and take a look, it is estimated that the kitchen is going to be busy exploding, why is your kitchen so big?"
"Because if the kitchen is small, then it will really blow up when this situation occurs today, don't you say?" I don't take charge of the spoon today, according to Wenwen, it's not good to look like a man walking around in the kitchen all day long, although I don't think it's okay, I used to make something to eat by myself when I was alone, but ...... It's nice to have a home, "By the way, have you ever said when Liuqin will come?"
"I don't know, why don't you ask someone. Red Manqi shrugged his shoulders, "I only know that Emperor Inaba went to weed in the people's place, and he won't be able to come back until half an hour later." ”
Because Emperor Hata was tortured by us after the last incident, and finally punished to work in the human world for a month, and could not find helpers, it is equivalent to those monster rabbits under her command can not come in handy at all, otherwise it can be regarded as an evasion of serving the sentence, and the crime will be added to one degree, and then it will not be a simple matter of labor reform, and at that point, maybe we will knock her unconscious and roll her with a straw mat, and then send her back to ancient times to see if she can witness the history of mankind with a stone axe.
I was busy for more than two hours, the table was full of appetizers and desserts, more than a dozen people gathered around the table, staring at a table full of green light, especially Mei Hong, she fought in the chicken coop for an hour before catching the chicken out, which made us all wonder, this chicken is to treat Mei Hong as a bad guy? Why has it become so difficult to catch one by one?
"Ah, come on, drink one first. I picked up my glass and stood up, "Come on, come on, for Gensokyo, for Northrend, for Orgrimmar......! For Zeratul, for Rezenov, for Price, for Mason!"
"You don't have anything to feed, do you......?" The first two days may have really done that kind of thing because of a short circuit in the brain, which caused new hatred and old hatred to come to her heart, but her poisonous character still can't help it, "Do you have the leisure to feed the rabbits? Don't always embezzle my carrots, don't you feel tired of gnawing twenty or thirty pounds a day? You are human, your way of eating even our rabbits feel stirred in their stomachs!"
"Alright, okay, don't make a fuss. I stretched out my hand and pressed Emperor Inaba back to his seat, "Liuqin, everything has been explained?"
"Well, yes, it's available for free at pharmacies today, so it doesn't matter if you don't look at it. Liuqin nodded, "Do you want to continue to toast?"
"Of course, yes. As soon as the wine glass touched, we drank a glass of wine, and the topic began, "By the way, Yonglin, you haven't seen this dress today." ”
"Isn't it pretty? I was going to keep this outfit until I went out on my own, but it doesn't seem like there's much of a chance, so I can wear it today, right, I should give you an eye for it, thank me." Yonglin dressed up to attend, it looked like she was going to cover all of us, not to mention, the effect was outstanding, even the brilliance of Kaguya was almost covered, if you want to say why, it was because this outfit actually ...... "Look at this shiny LED special effect, it's blind, right?"
“...... It's very eye-catching, but are you wearing it like Fran's wings to make us uneasy today?" "Do you remember Fran-chan's LED tyrant golden wings?24K is handsome enough to blind all the intruders in the dim basement, and now her position is finally about to be replaced by another god, that's right, it's the Eight Meaning Yonglin (LED armor) in front of her, "Well, but it's really amazing, are you going to me? I'm a family man." ”
"Don't make a fuss, little ghost...... Ah, old ghost. Yonglin turned off all the LED lights and looked much more normal, "Well, I like this chicken, it's very powerful." ”
"That's, I've been doing muscle-building exercises with this chicken in the chicken coop for an hour!" Mei Hong picked up a large piece of chicken, stuffed it into her mouth and chewed it at once, feeling as if she was going to chew this chicken back to life, "I ate the chicken feathers of the old lady's mouth!"
"Don't use such sloppy words. Huiyin twisted her sister's red waist and eyes fiercely, "There are still children here, pay attention to the influence." ”
"Yes...... It hurts, it hurts, it hurts......, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts,
After three rounds of drinking, a group of people began to stagger, and naturally, their humanity was exposed.
"The friendship of friends, ah, is higher than the sky and vast than the earth...... We will definitely remember those years, whether it was your little cup or pink, just like that, the old driver drove ...... "I hooked up with my sister Hong and started singing loudly, and then I was beaten, it was too much, we sang very normally, there is nothing that can't be broadcast! Why hit us!"
"By the way, Meihong, you and Huiyin's child is in my hands, although it will be more than ten years before it matures, but ...... Do you have a good name?" "The most important thing for the birth of a new generation is a name, a good name can make people benefit a lifetime, such as Ding Yi, you are definitely not afraid of the teacher punishing you for writing your name, but if you call it Long Long, then you can drop out of school."
"Ah......h Belch...... Ah, yes, yes, it's called Fujiwara Rika, and the nickname is Gollum, I feel that this kid will definitely be able to become a big man in the future, right?" Sister Hong burped on my face, and people began to sway, "Isn't it?Huiyin? You like this name too, right?"
“...... Fujimaru ...... Rika Fujiwara...... Gollum...... Well, good name, good name!" Hui Yin was speechless, but Kaguya looked very excited, "I decided, this kid...... Ah, whether it's a man or a woman, right, I asked him to recognize me as a godmother, but my godmother is a little shabby, and I can't even give a godfather. ”
"Godfather, if you have a fancy for you, I can introduce you to ...... No, aren't you dedicating everything to the god of the game?" "Wine mixed with sugar-free Sprite, it's really delicious, but it's too much gas, burping...... But Hiccup, "Speaking of which, who is the god of games? ”
"I don't know......" Kaguya snorted, then took another bite as he carried a chicken leg, "By the way, where did I go with the biggest fish just now?"
"I don't know. Veronica silently wiped the red oil off her mouth, "I don't eat boiled fish." ”
"Don't admit yourself. Veronica's stupid behavior caused everyone to laugh, and the air inside and outside the store was filled with joy.
"By the way, Archie, I've always been very strange that your neck is broken, so how did you eat it?" The laughter subsided, watching Chi Manqi gnaw on the whole leg of mutton as if he had never seen the world, I suddenly felt very strange, I didn't think it before, but I suddenly remembered, and then the more I thought about it, the more I minded, "Won't it leak out?"
"Ah, this...... This one...... Why don't you ask the magical conch?" Chimanqi looked at him left and right, but found that everyone was staring at her, "Well, okay, in fact, I can't tell, it feels like a mysterious force from the east, if you want to know, go directly to the ZUN god, do you think Yakumo Zi can explain why she can manipulate the realm." ”
"Well, that makes sense. This explanation is well-founded and convincing, "Okay, today is an inexplicable day of celebration, so don't think about that, think about it, there are so many more ...... on the table Eh, what about the meat?"
"It's been a long time since I ran out, so let's wait for the cake. Kaguya picks her teeth, her lower abdomen bulges, and she burps ......
"Well, it doesn't matter, then. I raised my glass and said, "Cheers, guys!"
"Cheers! Ula !!!"