Chapter 939: Valentine's Day or something, burn to ashes

"Well, isn't the gate very well decorated? "I brought the whole family except Veronica, who stayed at home to prevent accidents, and came to visit the Lotus Temple with a carved plaque at the invitation of the White Lotus Family, of course, I do not rule out that the White Lotus Family may want to spread the religion by the way, but unfortunately, my faith will not change, I will always be loyal to the Money Sect, unless one day I run out of money, "Come, put it on." ”

"Well, let's put it there for now, we have someone who is quite suitable for this, but she's not here now. Bai Lian refers to a round, or Yun Shan, there is no better thing than Yun Shan to do this kind of thing hanging things from a high place, "Okay, go into the house...... Strange, it should be in ......."

When we entered the innermost room, we found that Xing was slumped on the ground watching TV, which seemed to be an opera.

"What kind of play?" "As an uneducated old man, I still like opera, but only a part, the kind of babbling and moaning without illness is enough, I like the play of Jin Ge Iron Horse, "Look at this look...... The drama genre of Huaxia Kingdom?"

"Ah, yes, but we also watched it from half a section, we don't know what the play is, we don't understand it, if it weren't for the relationship between our previous positions, we wouldn't even understand the words. Xing moved somewhere, "But it seems to be talking about Emperor Chongzhen." ”

"Emperor Chongzhen?Zhu Youzhen?" I thought about it, Emperor Chongzhen, the matter at the end of the Ming Dynasty, "Does anyone know?"

"I know, trust me, I'm super brave. Bai Lian personally brought something strange, a green transparent liquid, "I even know what the next line is." ”

"Oh, yes, what's the next sentence?" I picked up my cup and ......remembered again, "Ah, you can do whatever you want, you don't have to accompany us here, Wenwen, you don't like this thing." ”

"I can't talk about whether we like it or not, because we don't understand it and leave. Wenwen went out again with someone, and the house suddenly became empty.

"Well, what, yes, that's. I took a few sips, and it felt weird and familiar...... "Chlorophyll juice?"

"Hmm, you actually drank it?" Bai Lian was surprised, in fact, this thing was super unpalatable, and it had an unacceptable strange taste, but most people couldn't imagine it, "Have you drunk it before?"

"yes, at Stark's......" Stark had to rely on this thing for a while to fight against palladium poisoning, eighty ounces a day, and I really suspect that this smell was definitely one of the driving forces behind Stark's development of a new reactor, because it was so unpalatable, "You say you know the next line? You say, it's advertising now, right...... No, tell me what this scene is about. ”

"It's on the Longshu case, Li Zicheng sent someone to write a war letter, saying that he has ascended the throne in Xi'an, called Dashun Tianzi, the country name Yongchang, let Emperor Chongzhen quickly let the country out, and there are traitors in the court to put this thing on the Longshu case, and then Emperor Chongzhen saw it, so he had to ask, ask no one to be angry. "I'll go, what I said has a nose and eyes, can't it be true?

"It's kind of like that, so what's the next sentence?" I scratched my chin, I've been eating too much lately, and my chin is full of buns, "You didn't make it up, did you?"

"Look down on me, I tell you not to underestimate me, I was a ...... back then" Bai Lian looked confident, "The next sentence is to read Bai, Guanzhi Wen, now in the Dragon Book Treasure case, the Manchu Dynasty civil and military, I have not heard of it, is it, the Ming Dynasty Sheji, destroyed in one fell swoop, I have been on the throne for 17 years, the sky is dark, the people are not living, I smell Li Chuang, built in Xi'an, not as good as the military generals of Wenchen ......"

"Oh, the ad is over, okay, don't say it, listen to what you said right. "I feel that there is a problem, Bai Lian may like it, maybe she really has research, but don't forget, she has been sealed for so many years.

"I can't be wrong, if it's really wrong, I'll give you half of the property rights of the Lotus Temple. Bai Lian was full of momentum, "Listen!"

"DadadadaDada......" The TV continued to open, Emperor Chongzhen picked up the war book from the dragon book case, that is, the text, looked at it fixedly, opened his mouth and sang, "Who the wrote this?"

"Eh, eh!!" Bai Lian suddenly jumped up from the ground, and her face was greener than chlorophyll juice.

"Ask who doesn't know, we are a big car shop!? Come and leave as much as you want!? I am also evil mold, when such a lack of the emperor, good guy for seventeen years, except for the wind or rain, or rebel!"

"Why is it this old Beijing dialect of this cheating father!" Bai Lian directly smashed the TV with the table, and the TV emitted a puff of black smoke and exploded.

"Well...... There's no way around it...... Right...... Think about it, Emperor Chongzhen is not an old Beijinger...... "The white lotus startled me this time, I didn't expect to be so angry, what am I talking about?Buddhist culture is very thick, not everyone can learn it, it can really kill people when it is thick, and you still want to leave if you offend the abbot?" "At least the translations you said before are correct, right, then even if you win, okay?"

"Really?" Bai Lian bowed her body, her arms naturally drooped, her head lowered, and then turned her face around, Xing was already scared into the corner of the room, "You swear you're not kidding." ”

"I'm not kidding, I swear by my brand new toilet. I stuck out three fingers and swore to the lamp, "It's useless for me to ask you for property here, I'm not a real estate developer, right, I'm a vagrant now, and if I'm in the outside world, I'll probably spend the rest of my life robbing a bank." ”

"Have you robbed the bank?" Bai Lian's momentum had eased down, but the TV had been scrapped.

"Two or three times, I used to be a freelance mercenary between planets, and I was asked to rob a bank a few times. "This kind of commission is rare, after all, almost no one will be embarrassed to the point of spending extra money to hire mercenaries to help rob the bank, so it takes a lot of popularity to even find a few teammates who robbed the bank?" "But my creed is very clear, people don't offend me, I don't offend people, so as long as you don't take the initiative to attack me, I won't hurt anyone, just take the money, fortunately, I haven't attacked me a few times, otherwise I really can't make up my mind whether to do it." ”

"You hate people who interrupt your work, but at the same time you know that they are doing their work, so you are conflicted that you react to their attacks by interrupting their work?"

"Can you read minds, or can you really guess my thoughts?" Bai Lian's words surprised me, not because he said it too much, but because he hit the bull's-eye, I really thought so, if I also attacked, I would be the same as those of them who disturb other people's work for their own work, but this kind of problem is only limited to when I am doing bad things and the other party is doing good things, and vice versa, I will not have this kind of hesitation, such as destroying the mutation or something.

"The power of Buddhism, although I can be regarded as a deviation from Buddhist orthodoxy, after all, the biggest disadvantage of Buddhism is that it cannot attain eternal life. In fact, there is a problem with what White Lotus said, Buddhism is not absolutely impossible to obtain eternal life, but Shakyamuni Buddha, that is, if he does not like anyone to obtain eternal life, including himself, he feels that it is harmful to the world, so when he founded Buddhism, he deliberately deleted the part of how to use Buddhism to obtain eternal life, "Speaking of Buddhism, recently I have been trying to promote Buddhism in people, but the effect is not very good. ”

"People are all Shintoists, or non-believers, and they don't want to ask for eternal life or anything, they just don't think Buddhism is useful to them. "Shinto claims to have eight million gods, but in fact, the so-called eight million is not a real name, but an imaginary number, people who believe in Shinto believe that everything in heaven and earth is God, so the doctrine of Shinto is very wide, and there is no constraint, whether it is to dispel illness and disaster relief, wind and rain, you can worship.

But Buddhism is different, Buddhism is too exquisite, anyway, if I give up wine and meat, I can really rush to the west and cut down the old man, whether the cut can be said or not, anyway, I can't stand it, so from the beginning, the implementation of Buddhism is more difficult than Shintoism, I heard that Buddhism was very popular after it was transmitted to neon, resulting in a serious impact on the local Shintoism, I really don't know what they think, if I remember correctly, it seems to be the period of Prince Shotoku......

"But if there is no one to believe, we are also very distressed. "What is the point of a religion if it is reduced to the point where no one believes in it except a few preachers?

"It's up to you to fight for this, and I can't solve it. "I'm a vagrant now, and most importantly, I don't believe in Buddhism, so I can't do anything and I don't plan to do anything.

On the other side, Sanae hasn't woken up yet, Marisa has to be bored watching TV to pass the time, Veronica has a lot of things to do in the other side, but these things are not suitable for Marisa, although the current Marisa has become a scarface in the second disease, but this can't change anything.

"Hmm...... It always feels like I've forgotten something...... What's the matter......" Marisa was very distressed, she felt as if she had forgotten something important, but she couldn't remember, inadvertently, Marisa saw the red and white black tea jar under the coffee table, and suddenly a spirit, "It's a motor! Reimu! She said she didn't want me to leave!"

Marisa immediately plans to go outside, but looks back at Sanae on the couch, and the sweat is down.

"Veronica!Veronica!" Marisa had no choice but to ask for outside help, "I'm going back to Hakurei Shrine, Sanae will leave it to you!"

"Mao...... I didn't say yes...... Veronica ate her breakfast meal in the kitchen, "Ah, it's gone...... What an impatient guy......"

Marisa rushed back to the Hakurei Shrine, but it was too late, Reimu had fallen to the ground, and her whole body was shriveled up like dehydrated dried salted fish, yes, it was the feeling of being a mummy, the same feeling as Raji, I mean the dead Raji, Raji who could be used as a holy relic, of course, the summoned could only be Raji except for Nito.

"It's over, it's over!...... Yes, Doctor!" Marisa scrambled to pull out her communicator, "What's the number for 120?"

"Hey, this is the Forever Pavilion. On the other side of the communication, Yonglin was riding a small motorcycle on the streets of Renzhili, "I'm Bayi Yonglin, to indicate your identity...... It doesn't matter if you don't say it. ”

"It's me, Marisa! Reimu seems to have fallen ill because she can't love her! The doctor is here to help!" Marisa had forgotten to give her address, but luckily Yonglin knew where the Hakurei Shrine was, "She doesn't look good!"

"Okay, I see, I'll go right away. Yonglin changed direction on a small motorcycle, drove towards the Hakurei Shrine, and soon came to the courtyard of the shrine, after parking the small motorcycle, Yonglin got out of the car and walked into the house, "Hello! I'm coming." ”

"Doctor, come and save her!" Marisa shouted.

"Ahhh......h This ......" Yonglin looked at the dried corpse on the ground, "doesn't this look like he's been dead for days?" ”

"!!!!Whoa, whoa," Marisa began to 'shout', covering her face.

"yes, you see, the skin is already dry. Yonglin poked at Reimu's body, but she couldn't move at all, the water was already dry, and only the shriveled skin and bones inside remained.

"Vomit vomit vomit !!!" Marisa couldn't help it, lowered her head and began to vomit.

"Ah...... It's nerve-wracking...... What should I do......" Yonglin said that it was difficult, but the expression on her face did not show the meaning of difficulty at all, she just reached out and took out her wallet, took out a coin, and flicked it casually, and the coin fell into the cash box outside the door impartially, making a sound of hitting the wooden plank of the cash box.

As the voice sounded, Reimu's 'mummy' suddenly pooped...... The shriveled skin rehydrated in a matter of seconds, and the whole body regained its original tight brilliance, and even the bust was faintly larger, and the next second, Reimu actually sat up from the ground, so frightened that Marisa swallowed back a mouthful of vomit.

"Ah...... Good sleep, good sleep......" Reimu stretched, her whole body exuding amazing energy, "Ah, Marisa, what are you still doing here, let's go out and catch jellyfish...... No, solve the mutation!"

"It's good to be young......" Watching Reimu forcibly pull Marisa away, Yonglin stood in place with a smile on his face, and behind him, a gap opened slightly, "You said yes." ”

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