Grandpa I want, Musashi also I want, you can't have both? Fart!

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Unknown universe, a planet with a similar environment to Earth.

"Ah or you can't" Wu Ming's body seemed to have recovered, and the previous experience of being half of her body shattered didn't seem to leave any traces, but looking at her expression was not so simple, "Why are you always so ghostly!

"What's wrong with the medicine you have?" Standing opposite Wuming was a woman with a height of one meter nine, dressed as a magical girl, and looked very bafl, but how did she feel that her height did not match the magical girl, and what was even more strange was that she was holding two wands in her hands, the top of the wand in her left hand was the sun, and the right hand was the moon, "No matter where you flee to, I will find you, but you were actually injured like this? Heaven and earth, which angel sister is this breath for me!"

"Shut up, you tyrannical guy! Didn't I just steal your two pants?

"Nonsense! That's all there is to the old lady! You damn the old lady wearing this suit and flying in the universe for more than three months!" "Magical girl's clothes, ah, you think for yourself, what does the vacuum feel, right?"

"Am I wrong? You don't want to think about why you can use magic as an undead bloodline! It's not because your demon blood has overshadowed the shortcomings of the undead blood! It's good for you to use your identity as a magical girl! Isn't it good for you to be a magical girl with peace of mind? What kind of sword do you practice, you! The most important thing is that you are a magical girl who is better at sword training than me! Shame on you!" Wuming was very angry, really angry, she had practiced hard for millions of years to break through to her ability to use energy, and she also suffered from severe hemorrhoids for this, but the guy on the other side obviously had an innate ability to use magic, but he regarded the magical girl as a side hustle and disguise.

"Can I be blamed for this? I have a genetic problem with my dad!I bite my tongue when I recite a spell!My dad is still a demon lord, and the old thing will have three magic spells when he dies!, one illumination, one advanced illumination, and one special illumination!" The magical girl said and became anxious, "Only these three magic spells don't need to chant spells!Later my adoptive father was still a magical idiot!My mother is not dead, she is a magic waste, and she died earlier than my own father!I recruited whoever provoked whom!"

"You're like this, you," Wuming didn't know what to say when he said this, "You, you're magically perfecting this virtue, and the Sun and Moon Scepter in your hand are crying!Have you considered their feelings?"

"Ah, the Sun and Moon Scepter?Oh, you said these two, let you usually read more books, don't you know that the Sun Scepter and the Moon Scepter are just scabbards?" The magical girl suddenly pulled out two swords from the ends of the two wands at the same time, "Ha, it seems that you really don't know, for the Sun and Moon Scepter, the wand is a side job, and saving and hiding the Great Apocalypse and the Great Reflecting Moon Emperor Sword is Hey, put your chin back." ”

"It's been a dog, no wonder Qianfang and Wusheng's reaction has been wrong," Wuming knew that his situation was even worse, "Artifact Resonance Shock Flash Technique!"

The dazzling white light mixed with a loud noise suddenly erupted from where Wu Ming was, and the magical girl could only cover her ears with her hands and shout loudly to prevent her eardrums from being broken, and at the same time her eyes were closed, and when she opened her eyes again, there was still no trace of Wu Ming around.

"She was really hurt so badly when she ran away?Who did it?There aren't many people who can do this kind of thing.,If it's a god, she can't be alive.,Anyway, it's not hard to find" The magical girl disappeared in place, and the surface of the planet returned to silence again, as if nothing had happened, if you didn't look at the big crater that was smashed by the magical girl's landing.

Gensokyo,For some reason, the speed slowed down, and we finally returned to the other side.。

"So that's why you kidnapped another kidnapping and came back?" Wenwen sighed, "Ah, you hurry up and soak it, and I'll take care of the rest." ”

"Oh hahaha" swayed into the basement stairwell, I should fix it.

"Feel free to do so, little umbrella, come with me. Wenwen let Youxiang and Shenqi into the living room, and then took a small umbrella to choose a room, speaking of which, my rooms are about to open a hotel, "There are a few empty rooms, you can pick your own, the previous heavy rain caused problems in many places, and now there is no one else at home, and I will introduce you when they come back."

"This is the so-called Zhenggong aura?" Shenqi sat on the sofa and looked at Wenwen and Xiao Umbrella who disappeared around the corner of the corridor, "Is the power of love so great?"

"What the hell are you asking me for?" Yuka took the snack on the coffee table and bit it, and then sprayed it all on Shenqi's face, "When the did you buy this, it's all skinny!

"Water, choke you!" Shenqi stood up and wiped his face vigorously, trying to wipe off all the residue on it, "You said that you didn't know how to be polite when you arrived at someone else's house?"

"What am I polite to him!" Youxiang held the teapot on the coffee table and poured it into her mouth, "If you want to be polite, I shouldn't look at these two goods, why doesn't he be polite to me!"

"Oh, I see. Shenqi had a wicked smile on his face, "Then I'll give you good luck." ”

"What are you happy about?" rinsed the things in her mouth, Youxiang sat back on the sofa with a sigh of relief, took off her shoes, and rested her legs on the coffee table, "It's time for me to change the sofa Good tea, good tea"

"Congratulations on becoming my sister soon. Shenqi's words made Youxiang squirt out the tea in her mouth again, by the way, this sister means the meaning of the brother's wife, after all, there is no such title as sister-in-law in Neon, "You see that your aura is more tense than the Zhenggong aura just now." ”

"I, I'll marry him, don't joke, you're an old immortal!" Yuka pulled out Youyang from behind her buttocks, "Believe it or not, I'll stick an umbrella into you!"

"Then you can tell me what's wrong with my brother?, but if you want to say that he is perverted, then forget it, don't say anything about the black hand poison and the lack of virtue. "Shenqi knows my shortcomings too well, and in a word, it's about the same as her," other than that, you say, ah, you can say whatever you want. ”

"Then what are you going to tell me to say?" Yuka was disgusted by this kind of person who didn't have two hundred taels of silver here, "Aren't you very busy? Why don't you get out?"

"That's really unfortunate, I have an official business trip this time, and I can wait until after the banquet to go back. "I'm here to see my lovely little love and visit my poor old brother who has been unlucky and working overtime without any time off." ”

Site selection of Meiren Temple.

"Yo, see you again. The construction team led by Hetori and the construction team led by Shannu had a meeting, "We had a good time working together last time, so let's do that this time, right?"

"Okay, we're in charge of the outside, you are in charge of the interior, and then use your transportation materials, but it's the first time I've led someone to build a temple like this, and it always reminds me of Honnoji Temple, and Kinkakuji Temple, and Silver Pavilion Bronze Pavilion Iron Pavilion" The earth spider construction team led by the mountain girl is better at large-scale design, while the kappa focuses on elaborate design, and the cooperation between the two is almost perfect, "I heard that you have built shrines before?"

"That's right.,But the shrine is completely different from the temple anyway.,See the move.。 The two teams converged and went to the site of the site, followed by them, not like they were going to build a house, but like they were going to war.

As the architectural blueprints were finalized, ground was broken, and construction began, the reserves of oil bomb steel and aluminum were still sufficient.

"Oh, I feel so much better" in the basement, after the help of the black technology of the medical cabin, I stood up again, "Well, this time it took a bit long"

Go upstairs and back to the ground, I found that the little umbrella was playing GWENT cards with the small, but the others didn't know where to go, speaking of the little umbrella forget it, the little can understand the rules of the Gwent card and win?

"Hey, Little, what about the others?" I said when I saw the end of the game, "Why are they all gone?"

"It seems that they all went to some construction site, what do you say to see feng shui?" I was already surprised that the little barren brain capacity could remember to this extent, "Hmph, anyway, it's a matter of miscellaneous cultivation, this king doesn't care about the pain, the pain, the pain, the pain! Don't pull my ears, you stupid master!"

"I've been scolded as a fool, I've been scolded as a fool by Cirno, since that's the case, there's nothing to be afraid of, I'm really a fool" I can be closed in a walnut shell, and still consider myself a monarch without bounds"

Five seconds later, I walked on the road to the site of the temple with my umbrella in tow, while I rolled on the ground because of more than 200 consecutive knife strikes on the head.

Construction site, far away I heard the sound of arguments, among which Shenqi's voice was super loud, hey, old girl, pay attention to the image, do you remember that you were once an excellent god?

"Ah, brother, hurry up, come and see if what I said is right. Shenqi's nose was very pointed, and he smelled me at once, "These fake monks don't know how to do it at all!"

"What" We took a closer look, it turned out that only Shenqi and Xing were really arguing, and the rest of the people, including Bai Lian and Ou Yu, were drinking tea under the nearby big tree together, Shen Qi was one enemy and four uh, okay, because although Yun Shan stood together, he didn't speak, I don't know if he should be counted, in short, Shen Qi faced Xing alone, Shui Mi, Nazlin and a round of four people's mouth cannons are still rising I said in the voice, "I'll see what's wrong?"

"Come and see, this is the blueprint, I have calculated, whether it is open gossip or dark gossip, the gate and front yard of the temple should be facing that side, and then put the cemetery on this side, as long as it is slightly arranged, it can improve the feng shui of the living and the dead at the same time. "The gossip is divided into light and dark, Qiankan Gong Zhen Xun is away from Kundui, Hugh is injured Du Jing dies Jingkai, and according to my experience, Shenqi is right, and the method of arranging the feng shui array is not faulty at all.

"That's no problem, so" I really can't find fault with it, this kind of feng shui can not only be good for the people in the temple, but also for the dead and even their families who are buried, and it will not cause the previous bloody corpse tomb.

"But the four of them must turn it over, this good luck will become a big murderer, the living live in the feng shui level of the dead, and the dead lie at the feng shui level of the living, isn't it a good death? Not to mention that the living can't live in peace, and the dead can't even be reincarnated. Shenqi completely ignored the image, twisting his eyebrows and glaring, "What the hell do you think!"

"The problem is that if you design it like that, you won't see the sun in the temple for a whole morning, so we can't open the windows to the cemetery!" Xing said this, but it was also true, opening the windows to the cemetery was also not a good omen, why were they so rigid in their thinking?

"I have a question. I took the drawings and looked at them, and then called the person in charge of the lotus and the mountain girl over, "Since you can't make up your mind, why don't you build the Lotus Temple and the cemetery separately?

"Huh?" Shenqi's tone froze, "yes"

"How about it, Nitori, mountain girl, you two come to see, if you build Meiren Temple here in this state like I painted, and then build a corridor in the middle, and place the cemetery here, it is the best in terms of distance and all aspects, can you do it?" I drew the approximate design location on the topographic map of the neighborhood, forgive me for failing the art, but it is not difficult to understand because I used to draw some design drawings.

"Of course, it's just a different location, but then it will require additional stone, after all, there is an extra aisle, and the stone here is only used to pave the yard. The mountain girl looked at Nitori, "Can you find some more?"

"Well, I can ask if there is any surplus stock on the monster mountain, after all, there are still many places that need to be repaired on the human side