Clank, knock, knock

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The problem was solved satisfactorily, but what I couldn't understand was why

"Why did you all come here?" My family gathered under the tree and were almost able to speculate in stocks, "You also know this kind of thing?Ah, by the way, Shenqi, who did you learn this feng shui with? It's pretty solid, but it's too inflexible, you're a student at most, and if you go to a big place, you basically can't use it, ah, but you are worth a lot of money." ”

"I learned it myself, you know this demon world is very boring" Shenqi didn't dare to look at me directly, there must be a conspiracy, "Ah, as for why we all came here, right, that's because I think you have to let the sisters go to the place where you fought, right?"

"Why don't you say it's the place where Brother Cheng fought?" Forget it, it's an irrelevant question anyway, "So why would you, the landlord, sit here and not look at the blueprints or something?"

"Nan Wusan" Bai Lian looked at me and copied the big tree, "Ah, don't worry, let me slowly talk about you put down the tree first, put it down first, it's very dangerous, what to do if you hit the child, even if you can't hit the child, it's not good to hit the flowers and plants, it's not good, it's a good tea, but it seems to be a little long." ”

"She's a layman, and she goes down in one bite, and she can't even taste sweet or salty urine. Yuxiang explained clearly, it was actually hurting, it seems that the tea was provided by Yakumo Murasaki?"

"Calm, life is rare and quiet" Bai Lian is still like that, "Didn't you let you put down the tree?"

"Then you say, answer the question. As if I wasn't tired holding a tree, "Why can you drink tea and chat with the old gods here!"

"Because I don't understand this, I've never studied feng shui or anything like that, isn't this all Taoist people studying things" Okay, I understand, tsk, I didn't expect it, the holy white lotus of sugar candy doesn't know how to look at feng shui, let me laugh first.

"Okay, since this is the case, it's just so time that you guys are coming up with ideas. Purple motioned for me to plant the big tree back, then put a nail on the trunk of the tree, and hung a small whiteboard, "You see, I'm always a little tired of banquets, and there is nothing new every time, and there was almost an accident in that martial arts conference, and it is not suitable for ordinary people to participate, even if it limits the combat effectiveness, who dares to fight you as a thing?"

"What? Tired of it, didn't you like banquets before?" I didn't expect that, Gensokyo's banquet is a fixed process, how could you suddenly get tired of it?

"Do you think that in the past, Gensokyo would have to change three or four times a year like now? At that time, it would be good to have one once a year, of course, you won't get tired of it, but now, it's almost flooded, a small banquet in three days, a big banquet in five days, and there are no new tricks, how can you not get tired" Zi scratched his chin, "So, do you have any ideas? It doesn't affect harmony and allows ordinary people to participate together?"

"It's not easy, let's have a shooting competition, right, hit the target, reward high scores, right, how simple?" Shenqi's eyes popped up with the three letters fp, and it was not difficult to think of how she came to this conclusion.

"Well, this can be a hit or not, not to mention first, a fool will shoot. Yakumo Zi seemed to like the proposal, "But what about the target, as well as the security measures and the provision of firearms, testing, and ensuring that nothing is missed, you know, if these guns are obtained by people with ulterior motives, it is not a big deal, but it is also very troublesome." ”

"Well, I'll let Sistm take care of it, and to be honest, it might be a good idea to familiarize the villagers with how to use weapons, and if one day, we guys are so downtrod that we need other heroes to save us?" I can get Sistam to make a batch of special guns, well, just leave traces on the target, reduce the power of the weapon, reduce the output, and then it won't be a problem." ”

"Well, it's good, then there's the first candidate event, but think of a few others, it's better to make it more lively and grand, to give everyone an unforgettable brand, well, it's good, this is youth!" "Purple is very satisfied, but one event is not enough, although I think one is enough, but I think back to the accidents of the last event are constant, okay, it should indeed be made bigger, to wash away the last pit process.

"Well, it's both lively and safe, and it's easier than that, and it can't be too boring, right," Yuka patted me, "Hey, I came up with a good idea, but I don't know if the economy can withstand it." ”

"It's a coincidence, I also came up with a good idea, I don't know if the economy can withstand it. I could tell from her eyes that she might have thought of something like me, "Beauty first, hooligans second, you say first." ”

"Let's set up a table, ah, let humans and non-humans get together to eat, how about a big stomach?" Sure enough, as I thought, "But the champion is estimated to be decided, but the runner-up and third runner-up, including the third runner-up, can be rewarded, and everyone in the contestants has a prize, so it should be an encouragement, and the only thing I'm worried about now is whether the champion's meal can withstand it?"

"Even if you ask me that," Yakumo Zi began to scratch her head, "The idea is a good idea, but to be honest, I'm not sure about the amount of food she eats, Gensokyo doesn't have a food crisis now, but it may not be able to come out with so much rich food, if he goes to the outside world to raise the price, it's a problem, he has a lot of money, but he can't spend it indiscriminately, no matter how much it is, it's Gensokyo's assets, what's the matter if it's sent to the outside world?"

"You actually said this one day?" "Oh my God, I may have auditory hallucinations, no, I have to go to Yonglin to check it, I'm afraid it wasn't Shi Lezhi just now."

"I do know a guy named Omoto Tai, who has a bag of rice that can come out like crazy, but he has been dead for many years. Bai Lian is still calm, "Nan Wu San, Nan Wu San"

"The food reserves in the Demon Realm are the same, because to be honest, our people don't like to eat much. Shenqi couldn't come up with a subsidy, "So if there is really no rich food, it would be a waste of money to engage in this kind of big stomach competition? Don't you have an ally of the common defense front?"

"The City of the Moon, they have just suffered an economic crisis, and they probably won't be able to help much" The City of the Moon is difficult to protect itself, and Zi knows best in her heart, "Hey, what are you laughing at?

"Well, I thought of a place where I could get cheap food. "In the end, the only way to buy it from the outside world and spend my money, but I have a way to save money," remember the Resident Evil of the beautiful traitors in the outside world a few months ago, which caused the population of the beautiful traitors to plummet and the economy collapsed, but there was a surplus of food. ”

Zombies don't take the initiative to attack uninhabited farmland, even if they destroy part of the farmland in order to attack the people in the farmland, it's only a small part, but the population of beautiful traitors has dropped significantly, and the food will naturally be hoarded, they are now very short of money, and the food is completely worthless, this is a good opportunity, not only for the big stomach king competition, if there is still something left after the Yuyuko rage, it can also be used as an emergency reserve.

"Well, I have to make this decision, then I'll negotiate tomorrow" This is a choice that can't be helped, although Purple is not very willing, but if there is another choice, it will not be so, "Two activities are alternative, and one more will be complete, but there are only three things, is there anything else that can be used to have fun?"

"Nan Wusan" Bai Lian looked at the Su Sauce who was fighting against Veronica, "Actually, it's not that the poor monk has an idea. ”

"Oh, what does the master think?" I replied casually, "Can you tell me a word or two?"

"Well, it's easy to say, the poor monk's idea is," Bai Lian wrote another line of big words on the whiteboard where she had already written two activities, "The Tyumen Mountain Rider God Championship, of course, as long as you are driving a vehicle, anything is fine, of course, you can also set other rules by yourself, or set the competition to be continuous, don't your banquets often have to be held for several days?"

"This is a good idea, I didn't expect it" I didn't expect Bai Lian to come up with such an idea, it really deserves to be the big Biao of the motorcycle St. John's Lynn Mailang, "Well, it can really be divided into several stages, for example, the first round will use a lottery to determine random vehicles, the second round can use your own vehicles, and the third round is special obstacles and the like, and you have to limit the type and size of private vehicles, otherwise something will definitely happen." ”

"But most people can't get their own vehicles to send a notice in advance?" Purple was still considering the possibility of an event, but Yuka had already started to pull me.

"Hey, is there anything I can drive?" Yuka asked me in a low voice, but it didn't really make sense, there was still a queue behind her, "It's the kind of thing I can't drive?"

"I think you can ride me directly, and I can send you rewards, rings, certificates and stuff like that. "Right, what a tempting offer! Honestly, where can I find such a good person? I can't even find a hundred of them with a candle.

", I'd rather figure it out on my own!" Yuka was very moved, and then rejected me, but fortunately he didn't splash water.

"Hey, don't count Xiao Jiujiu first, okay?" Purple was embarrassed and angry, obviously she was still thinking about work, but we had already started to go through the back door, "I thought about it, set a limit on the size of the vehicle, prohibit its use, and also, the vehicle can't leave the ground, it must run on the ground, and at the same time, it can't directly cause personal injury or death to others, people who want to participate in the competition can design their own vehicle and then give the blueprint to the person they want to help make the vehicle, anyone can, how about this?"

"I think so. The green hat suddenly popped up, "I'll advertise when I go back, and make vehicles at a clear price, and make them absolutely according to the design drawings, and then I can make a lot of fucking money." ”

"You have to run on the ground, which means you can fly, but you can't take off, right?" "The concept that the vehicle can't leave the ground and can only use the ground vehicle is two completely different concepts, which gives me a big advantage, and the new exile fits the conditions of this competition, "Yuxiang, no kidding, you can come to me with a good blueprint." ”

"Uh, the design drawing" Yuka's face was full of black lines, "I'm not the best at designing"

"By the way, add one more, you can form a team to compete, each team can not have more than ten people, this is how the individual personnel can be distributed, no interference, so it will be more interesting. "It occurred to me that if I could form a team, maybe some people would put the designs together and create some epoch-making designs, which would be good for the long run, "Okay?"

"Well, that's good. Purple wrote on the board again, "So let's decide on the track, if it's really a three-stage track, Kappa can be responsible for making some random vehicles for the lottery, right?"

"Of course you can, but since it's random, you can't drive it too hard, and you can only make ordinary vehicles. "It's an entertainment contest after all, and if someone really draws a -0 tank or something, it's neither interesting nor anyone can drive it, and it ruins the game," such as various models of small vehicles and the like, is that okay?"

"Well, let's add some large vehicles immediately, and if someone reports that they can't drive, they can redraw lots. "I think it's a competition that only appears for entertainment anyway, and there is no mercenary atmosphere in Gensokyo, so it's not impossible to make a mess at all," The terrain of Monster Mountain can be used as a mountain track to test the skills of the contestants, and then the streets of Renzhili are too narrow to be used as a track, so you can pass through the magic forest as a flat forest track to test your speed and courage, and finally set up an obstacle course in the lost bamboo forest to test your adaptability and luck, how about it?"

"Perfect, let's do it!But does Kappa have a way to be in charge of the construction of the site at the same time?" "The temple is still under construction, and Kappa Heavy Industries has to build a large number of vehicles, so it is doubtful that they will be able to continue to contact the mission.

"We can handle the track. The mountain girl stepped forward, "But permission is needed to break ground on Youkai Mountain, after all, we are an underground force. ”

"Don't worry, I can handle it, I'll go find Lord Irin. Wenwen nodded at me, "I'll tell her face to face, it's also considered to be a good etiquette, it should be no problem, Lord Yi Rin has to look at the Buddha's face if you don't look at the monk's face." If you don't look at the face of the Buddha, you have to look at the face of some people. ”