076. Fake Fan VS Dear Idol (6)
In the end, after a friendly negotiation of force suppression (cross-out), Jiang Zimu finally changed the sixth option to "pick your feet on the spot", and Xiao Lizao also made concessions with (1) Yan (face) Yue (dirty) color (words) and agreed to Jiang Zimu's proposal - so that lucky fans who answered the questions correctly could exchange wishes.
Before the game officially started, Xiao Da Idol peeked at Jiang Zimu, who was trying to hide himself behind the big fan, and began to blame himself for being an afterthought with great resentment: What kind of unclean thing did he possess to make the wrong decision to leave this goddess on the stage?
Xiao Lizao raised his hand to give himself a temple massage for a minute, and a low and evil voice echoed in his mind repeatedly: You left her behind to strangle her in public, and it was definitely not for some bullshit "on-site confession".
Hey, don't worry about it, don't worry about it.
After seeing the three or five staff busy, they tried their best to hold back a smile and bring the required props to the stage, especially when they saw the exaggerated golden Monroe wig on the table and a girl sailor suit in size XXXL, Xiao Da Idol's IQ finally reached a lifetime achievement after more than ten years of underground hibernation, and climbed a dirt slope two meters above sea level.
Leng Buding gasped, Xiao Li's stomach was full of incredible: I have a big rub, how did the staff foresee that there would be men dressed as women in this BT link and prepare so many sets of clothes in advance? Incredible, really incredible.
For a while, only Xiao Da idol's head was overhead, and there was a local bad weather of torrential rain and hail above the head of Xiao Da Idol on the entire stage, and he hesitated in horror whether to praise the efficient and professional omnipotence of his staff, or to praise Jiang Zimu's luck change skills.
"Dear, you...... That's you!"
Jiang Zimu's nostrils opened to twice the size of normal, and he watched Xiao Da Idol hook his little hand and shout in his direction.
"Don't hide, it's youβthe one who can sing every note into the piano!
This time, it was Jiang Zimu's turn to flatter: Dear, don't be like this, it's better to settle the grievances than to settle them!
Hehe.
"Have you asked me about the thousands of fans in the audience?"
Jiang Zimu scratched his head and glanced down at the stage, "I think everyone's mood is quite high." β
"Dear, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you continue like this, you will be hacked by my fans. β
"Oh, it's okay, it's dark, it's thin. β
"My fans might hit your window with a monkey band in the middle of the night. β
"Oh, it's okay, my glass is beaten. β
Xiao Lizao listened to the waves of hahaha in the audience, closed his eyes, bit his lower lip and calmed down for a hundred years.
"That...... What about my fan club, what about the president and vice president, are they all decorations, come out and take care of it!"
Without waiting for the two fans to speak, Jiang Zimu was already indifferent, "I haven't joined the club yet, so it's not under their control." β
"You ......"
"I'll ask you one last sentence - am I your biological idol?"
Jiang Zimu blinked, his little face pouted, and he was very quiet, "Even if you are my biological idol, you can't stand me as your wild fan." β
"Did you say, Masasa?"
Quan Lezheng looked "can't be provoked and begged to be let go", and waved his hand at the camera in a hurry, "Don't, don't, you two just break your head, my ability to resist hitting is not enough, I can't play such a red chicken." β
Xiao Lizao put his hand to his chest, patted his chest and pretended to catch his breath, "No, my lungs hurt from your anger." β
"Dear, that part you shoot is the stomach. β
Burst~~~
Xiao Lizao looked at the smiling faces of the bunch of big fans on the stage who no longer concealed them, and somehow, he felt that their gloating bad taste couldn't be more obvious.
"You, and you," Xiao Da Aidou crossed his waist and pointed back and forth to the onlookers on and off the stage, "Help me scold her!"
As soon as the words ended, the entire venue suddenly fell unusually silent.
The scene was cold for about a minute, and I don't know who started it, first in twos and threes, and then in unison and in unison, and the whole venue set off thunderous applause. From time to time, there are a few bright whistles and the unsympathetic confession of "Little sister, we support you", which fully reflects the professionalism of the Zaozilin fans on the scene to support them, as well as the fearless spirit of fighting back before the battle and annihilating the whole army.
Zao'er, although we don't dare to scold you directly, but when we see someone who can stand up and make you deflated, why can't we say that our whole body is comfortable and full of joy?
If you want to say that the most excited, it has to be the president of the support club: he has always been beaten passively, and finally took the initiative once. I've been waiting for a long time, and I've finally looked forward to the day when fans turn over and scare idols!Who is that, 0428, I will award you a "humanitarian award" in the name of the current president of Xiao Lizao's Global Fan Support Association.
"You ...... You've all learned badly!" Xiao Da Idol snorted and chirped a handful of bitter tears, "You, the worst is you-not only deviated from my songs, but also from my people." β
Xiao Lizao: Question?!?! come and come, come and come, the microphone is for you, and now this is your concert.
This time, what kind of face are you talking about, you don't even have any pants left if you lose.
Jiang Zimu listened to the cheers from the audience, but he didn't react for a while: Hey, what's the situation? I'm sorry, now ...... Can you also make fans of scaremongering?
Finally, after the strength cosed the aggrieved and crying little daughter-in-law, Xiao Lizao still showed a mouthful of big white teeth, and smiled heartlessly at the stage and in all directions, "You are all good children, and my jujube forest is a good child." β
"I know there are many, many fans who have been tolerating me, supporting me, and helping me since my debut. β
"I have to admit that I should be lucky enough to surpass 99.99% of the people in the world. But unavoidably, my life path will not be 100% smooth. β
"Just now, I'm sorry to say that my skills at scaring people are indeed a little inferior. β
Xiao Lizao raised his hand to cover his mouth and coughed dryly twice, "It may be that when I chose the two skills of 'singing' and 'scaring people', the former spent all my luck." β
At this time, Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes: When giving a speech, can you not cue me and bring the tag of this girl's "incomplete five tones"?
"I just made it clear that my fans can help me smear and insult others, and they can help me flesh enemies and then go to hit people's windows in the middle of the night, in fact, the reason why I say this is completely a small test on my whim. β
"What I'm looking forward to in my heart is your 'no'!"
"It makes me far happier to hear your rejection at that moment than to hear you go along without thinking. In the end, none of you let me down. β
This turn can be described as extremely old and spicy.
"Thank you for being so knowledgeable. Please be sure to keep in mind that fans pay. β
Xiao Lizao made a wink slyly at the camera, and gave a big praise to his speech in his heart: It is worthy of me! It is worthy of Xiao Lizao, who has debuted for many years and has been on the battlefield for many years to take precautions and adapt to the situation (an idiom dictionary is omitted here)! Now, not only has he made up for his face, but he can also effectively prevent some malicious human flesh of brainless fans.
Jiang Zimu drooped his eyes, and the board standing on the side was upright. Listening to Xiao Lizao's words, her divergent afterglow made it even more difficult to ignore the tall and self-luminous figure.
"You're very arrogant, and you're really going to hand yourself the stairs. β
Jiang Zimu muttered silently in her heart, saying that even so, she was really grateful for Xiao Lizao's good intentions to protect herself, and she did not hesitate to secretly praise a sentence of "great handsomeness"!
Seeing Jiang Zimu stretching out two thumbs to himself very familiarly, Xiao Da Idol's smug little expression really couldn't be hidden.
"Of course, I now accept the fact that my skills are inferior in the field of scaring people, but I will continue to work hard and keep improving, and one day, I will definitely win you!"
Hearing this, Jiang Zimu unconsciously turned his head: "Clam, I'm afraid you're not a fool."
"Someday, I'll win by strength. After all, ......" Xiao Lizao pointed to the fans in the audience, "After all, I have so many sparring partners." β
Audience: Listen, is it human talk? Isn't it just the young lady who supported the mutual scolding with you, you don't have to take it so seriously, you have to issue a "chase and kill order" on the spot? You can't be afraid of others, isn't it good to think too much about the art of war behind closed doors? Why do you have to practice with a group of fans of our Zaozilin?
Just you, Xiao Li, eat persimmons early, and pick out the soft ones! If it weren't for your good looks, we would have been able to beat you up more than 800 times tonight in groups in groups.
Ahem, uncle, security guard, I'm sorry to disturb me, may I ask, is the door locked?